But yeah, I remember as a sperm... I was swimming and talkin to my brother and sister joe and Emilia. We were swimming to the egg and then these cells attacked Joe and I was like, NOOOOO JOE!!!! And they got Emilia too... I punched my mom and pulled her earring to avenge my siblings. And I saw my 4 older siblings as a human and I said, YOU AGAIN!? lol
Over time (in a monogamous relationship, the woman's body stops attacking the sperm. If another man's sperm enters her body, however, his sperm is treated as a foreign body.
Im pregnant with my 4th baby, blood test confirmed what I thought I knew, baby gives ocassional tiny tap kicks and gave 1 belly shake. Has not moved for a while though. Im sure Sperm die within a man, when they are replaced by new sperm. Just as womens eggs die off and are replaced with new ones, during there cycles. If you introduced sperm into a mans body, away from where a man stores sperm-. his immune system would kill the sperm, since males & females bodies have a immune system.
Chuck Norris killed the white blood cells for murdering his friends, chilled out for a few more hours in the acidic plains of the woman's stomach, then finally decided that it's time he took shape so swam to the Fallopian tube.
lmaooo this is scary, probably even more so for dudes. The sperm are being strangled! Good thing for them they have numbers, even if millions of them die by the wrath of the female cervix. This explains why if you have a low sperm count its very hard for conception to happen because the wbcells will kill most of them off.
The sperm that eventually make it are so bad ass. Makes you wonder how they eventually turn into those whiny little bitches you see walking around in the malls throwing tantrums because their cellphone can't get enough reception to send a message to tell their mom's to PVR a Justin Bieber show.
It scares me to know I have such dangerous predators in my vagina---and yet I feel quite badass. Also i think a movie should be made documenting and detailing this journey---I think it would make an excellent thriller.
@beforeiknew well the best age for a female to have kids is 19-23 actually. any less or more is risking because her eggs are either not developed enough or her eggs are far too old and getting deformed. But yes sixteen year olds getting pregnant is the result of them not not exactly beating the odds but is just having too much sex, increasing the chances for pregnancy.
jeeeez and i felt bad when i kept putting them in the toilet...now theyre being attacked by fuckin giant (compared to them) cells!!!!....a shitty life for a sperm
I was a foreign invader....
WTF1241 2 days ago
Oh shit this is final destination, we all avoided death and now were gonna try be killed! :S
PandaLord13 1 week ago
Survival of the fittest. That's why I'm alive,bitches!!!!!!!
iscore44 1 week ago
250 million to 20. WOW! Only the strongest survive I guess.
AlwayzCheesinDev 1 week ago
if i lived throw that, then y do i get hit in the face in doge ball
13skillstodeath 2 weeks ago
I survived!!! I feel so happy!!
DarkZekromXD1001 2 weeks ago
EPIC BATTLE INDEED
jonagal 3 weeks ago
I survived, but I took an arrow to the knee.
EasyNowSon 1 month ago
this vid just won me an argument with my "health major" sister ( she's in her senior year). BECHES! awatafuke?
tomificated 1 month ago
I am alive!
mustafar75 1 month ago
survived the white blood cell attack like a boss
gangsta97943 1 month ago
Omg :0 I dnt remember that? But I survived:)
elcarlosbaby1 1 month ago
oh poor things..lol
jamkris20 1 month ago
The white blood cell eat my son/daughter..fk
farisrooney97 1 month ago
I SURVIVED !!! I am a badass!!!
renatoavatarian 2 months ago
ATTACK
PersianWolverine 2 months ago
I was born cuz I was the fastest sperm cell -:D .
josemostwanted098 2 months ago
thats nasty. thank god im still a virgin
xXLikeAbosSXx09 2 months ago
Eww
deeboy987 2 months ago
White Blood Cells: Biggest mass murderers of babies in the word
Acoontey 2 months ago
can u do a war bout ur immun system fighting a std off?
darkconversationist 2 months ago
Like if this was only the first time your mother tried to kill you.
TheBagWithADD 3 months ago 4
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TheBagWithADD 3 months ago 3
A girls vajayjay is a very dangerous place.. For a sperm.. Most of the time..
Whatever209804 3 months ago
wow i have 250,000,000 sperm cells in my dick... well.... its looks about that long!
MRiPlayerz 3 months ago
250,000,000 sperms in my balls? O.o
CookieOTasty 3 months ago
@CookieOTasty More then that. there is 250,000,000 just from ejaculation.
AvenueEmpire 3 months ago
Just like playing octopus
CookieOTasty 3 months ago
But yeah, I remember as a sperm... I was swimming and talkin to my brother and sister joe and Emilia. We were swimming to the egg and then these cells attacked Joe and I was like, NOOOOO JOE!!!! And they got Emilia too... I punched my mom and pulled her earring to avenge my siblings. And I saw my 4 older siblings as a human and I said, YOU AGAIN!? lol
MultiBroly123 3 months ago
To think I have over 9000 sperm cells in my balls...*shivers*
MultiBroly123 3 months ago
Ah yess i remember when this happened. all them years ago. i avoided death so many times ;)
joshcboy 4 months ago
Over time (in a monogamous relationship, the woman's body stops attacking the sperm. If another man's sperm enters her body, however, his sperm is treated as a foreign body.
RomeFell 4 months ago
Does that really happen inside me.. i've not heard a thing!!
ZainaWalkingTheLine 4 months ago
@ZainaWalkingTheLine it's coz you spended whole of your life studying makeup art and rearranging hairstyles :p
pijanecX 3 months ago
@pijanecX Or may b cuz m not obsessed with learning about sex ;)
ZainaWalkingTheLine 3 months ago
@ZainaWalkingTheLine OK! if you're a female?!?! let me give you a kiss :*** ;)
pijanecX 3 months ago
@pijanecX u must b sick :I
ZainaWalkingTheLine 3 months ago
@ZainaWalkingTheLine i'm a sick and that what it is :P
pijanecX 3 months ago
@pijanecX Get lost, will ya?
ZainaWalkingTheLine 3 months ago
@ZainaWalkingTheLine nooooo XD :****
pijanecX 3 months ago
Hi can u plz explain me we through sperm out of our body so what can we do?
Asad6011 5 months ago
FLY MY PRETTIES!!! FLY!!!!
SlankTV 5 months ago 2
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How does it feel to be the sperm that won?
sarah1oszter 5 months ago
Damn woman. You scary.
TokenDrone 5 months ago
I just realized how badass I am by watching this. :D
magmablood2 5 months ago
Wait. Sperm don't travel to Fallopian tubes.
LaughingHyena14 5 months ago
@LaughingHyena14 yes they do, they met the egg that way
shawgirl57 5 months ago
Way to go antibodies!!!! kill off them freaks
LadyE77 7 months ago
więc to tak zginęli moi bracia i siostry :'(
nyxuuu 7 months ago 4
Thats why i shoot them into a sock. Its more humane
freeshyne1234 7 months ago 3
This just show how skillful I am to avoid getting killed. =D
killerboyfoolz 7 months ago 35
i think this is what my body is doing ,cause ive been trying to get pregnant for a year and a half . I can feel my body killing the sperm !
may12flower 7 months ago
I remember doing that.
RolloTheApollo 7 months ago
isnt a sperm an animal that gets into you when u get fucked ?
xXxAhmedTarekxXx 7 months ago
@xXxAhmedTarekxXx
Your profile says you're 30 years old...your question says your about 5.
Sperm is a cell, not an animal. Yes, the enter the body through intercourse when the man ejaculates.
pmgodfrey 7 months ago
@pmgodfrey no im 13 :D
xXxAhmedTarekxXx 7 months ago
yeah kill them all muhahhahaa
jenp27 8 months ago
She's killing my little swimmers! Nooooooo
Phillyfan320 8 months ago 2
all i did was run like hell from those scary things
cowjigsaw 8 months ago
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING IN HIGH DEF :O
Xx3anna3xX 8 months ago
Exactly. DAMN NATURE, SCARY
fvBarcaFanXD 8 months ago
DAMN NATURE- YOU SCARY!
seikoisthebest 8 months ago
i survived!yeah!
bunnyboo611644 8 months ago
It's a natural selection process, this is perfectly normal and meant to happen.
skari121 9 months ago
Great video! I love the title lol!
ProudMuslim753 9 months ago
what planet is this?? seems like battle in this galaxy is never ending xD
MetalSubject666 9 months ago
Im pregnant with my 4th baby, blood test confirmed what I thought I knew, baby gives ocassional tiny tap kicks and gave 1 belly shake. Has not moved for a while though. Im sure Sperm die within a man, when they are replaced by new sperm. Just as womens eggs die off and are replaced with new ones, during there cycles. If you introduced sperm into a mans body, away from where a man stores sperm-. his immune system would kill the sperm, since males & females bodies have a immune system.
mylovesofmylife 9 months ago
@mylovesofmylife Actually women will have the eggs inside them even before they are born, and they aren't replaced - so women can run out of eggs.
MaggotsInDisguise 8 months ago 2
Oh, my, we have been that sperm too!!
kemalifan 9 months ago
I like that the my cervix is a biological D-Day. That would make sperm the Americans, and my egg would be Hitler.
SexNerdSandra 9 months ago 15
@SexNerdSandra lol respect xD
banq0o 2 weeks ago
this would make an awesome tower defense game....lollll
uberhaxor69 9 months ago
this is like a fucking scene from war of the worlds.
hollisterxx 9 months ago
would be a sick video game...
eatmyshorts2007 9 months ago
Chuck Norris killed the white blood cells for murdering his friends, chilled out for a few more hours in the acidic plains of the woman's stomach, then finally decided that it's time he took shape so swam to the Fallopian tube.
MasterMalli 9 months ago
The white blood cells actually look way more like sperm than the actual spermatozoides
rolingpingu 9 months ago
lmaooo this is scary, probably even more so for dudes. The sperm are being strangled! Good thing for them they have numbers, even if millions of them die by the wrath of the female cervix. This explains why if you have a low sperm count its very hard for conception to happen because the wbcells will kill most of them off.
jualkyn 9 months ago
jesus christ its like a fucking horror movie
lucasman30 9 months ago 2
woot woot yay me bitches i made it !
iamfaboulous 9 months ago
Oh dude. Next time anyone tells me I lost The Game, Ima link em to this!
TheXxLawlietxX 9 months ago
ew, that's all happening inside a vagina
mitchellcoolkid 9 months ago
This looks amazing. Man I LOVE SCIENCE :P
wholehistory 9 months ago
looks like under water fun
TheLockerzAddict 9 months ago
The sperm that eventually make it are so bad ass. Makes you wonder how they eventually turn into those whiny little bitches you see walking around in the malls throwing tantrums because their cellphone can't get enough reception to send a message to tell their mom's to PVR a Justin Bieber show.
kevnar 9 months ago 35
So...I won?
skarredspartan 9 months ago 8
Man I was fucking commando in the womb I got a 25 kill streak and nuked it then when all the white cells were defeated I carried on from there hehe.
44SilverFire 9 months ago 5
This is not even to mention what stomach acids do to the poor buggers.
kevnar 9 months ago
I got away from white blood cells and birth control when I was a sperm.
unofficialdear 9 months ago 3
I find it very hard to masturbate to this.
wileib1 9 months ago
The white blood cells are like, OMNOMNOMNOM.
kid1214z 9 months ago
I won this race with my AK-47.. Good times =)
DarkLeviathan8 9 months ago
marathon pro
threston 9 months ago
im so beast i won the race lol
nbhplayer 9 months ago
yo this video and music makes it look like some kind of new block-buster movie
charmedguy1001 9 months ago 3
It scares me to know I have such dangerous predators in my vagina---and yet I feel quite badass. Also i think a movie should be made documenting and detailing this journey---I think it would make an excellent thriller.
BytheseaMrTodd 9 months ago
then why is it so easy for teens to get pregnant?
iHaley97 9 months ago
@iHaley97 Teens still get pregnant because they get so much sperm dumped into them that not even the immune system can keep up. :-p
kevnar 9 months ago 2
maracas todas
guachupe 9 months ago
weird thinking we were all once those
2TheOneGamer4 9 months ago 4
women are just as treacherous on the inside as they are on the outside it seems
Mikemorveus 9 months ago
@Mikemorveus Now you know! LOL!
TheIkawatay 9 months ago
@Mikemorveus LMAO I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING LOLLL
mmmikeyxx 9 months ago
You people do realize that you aren't just the sperm, but the egg as well right? It takes two, give the egg some fucking credit.
rocmisok 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you felt like a badass while watching this video
smfrank777 9 months ago 5
The white blood cells sure look a lot like sperm cells to me...
TheKingofSilly 9 months ago
lol.... that means we are all the "surviving of the fittest" :0
TakashiNippon 9 months ago
get owned white blood cells!!!!!!!1 whos ur daddy
GMPro24 9 months ago
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survival of the fittest in its most basic form.
kaelemB 9 months ago
This is a fucking sci-fi movie not a woman's body.
BrandonMag 9 months ago
Now i know where not to stick my dick
Lukeschedel 9 months ago
And yet, despite all the odds, sixteen year olds still manage to get themselves pregnant.
beforeiknew 9 months ago 151
@beforeiknew prolly because the loads of 16 yr old are twice as much as those 26 yrs old's.... lol
dsrevo79 9 months ago
@beforeiknew cuz its easy...
TheIkawatay 9 months ago
@beforeiknew That would be because the survivors are practically the "Spartans" of the entire batch.
Shyranis 9 months ago
@beforeiknew well the best age for a female to have kids is 19-23 actually. any less or more is risking because her eggs are either not developed enough or her eggs are far too old and getting deformed. But yes sixteen year olds getting pregnant is the result of them not not exactly beating the odds but is just having too much sex, increasing the chances for pregnancy.
jualkyn 9 months ago
that is genocide
LazerChicklets 9 months ago
nice...
TheOrjay 9 months ago
I was listening to On the Floor and I managed to end up here...the fuck?
TheSkookumchuk 9 months ago
@TheSkookumchuk by Brandon Flowers? WOO!
MegaMuffin4568 9 months ago
siiiiiick animation
19Gui86 9 months ago
so much to stop reproduction and yet babies r still born ...
soccerdude499 9 months ago
I feel proud of myself... is that weird?
fayenesse 9 months ago 7
DONT LET N E ONE TELL U THAT U R A LOSER CAUSE U BEAT 20 000 000 OF UR BIGGEST COMPETETORS !!!!!!!!!
deering1134 9 months ago 5
they should make a fucking war movie about this shit. like give the sperm helmets and guns
Toro953 9 months ago 8
@Toro953 LOL i watched like 5 videos from BBC and everyone video has a comment I LMAO at
CDNPaczosCDN 9 months ago
@Toro953 Get Steven Spielberg on the phone. NOW.
SirSnappleCrapple 9 months ago
@SirSnappleCrapple Nicholas Cage in the lead role. I wouldn't put it past that bastard these days.
Toro953 9 months ago
that is creepy
arwenwebkinzfreak 9 months ago
Whenever you're down, just think, you were the fastest one out of billions of little assholes that wanted your mother's egg.
jeebzPB 9 months ago 6
@jeebzPB Those sperm created u, fuckhole
1Mametchi1 9 months ago
@1Mametchi1 only one sperm cell created him, fuckhole
dudeofaq 9 months ago
I got away from the white blood cells when i was a sperm..thumbs up if u did too..
logileksen 9 months ago 342
@logileksen
Uhh... I didn't.... D:
Maddehh26 9 months ago
@Maddehh26 :<
logileksen 9 months ago
@logileksen We are the champion, my friend! LOL!
TheIkawatay 9 months ago
@logileksen It's a shame you weren't destroyed by your mom's immune system years ago.
againstme2 9 months ago
@againstme2 that's rude!!!!
TheBritt45 9 months ago
@againstme2 :<
logileksen 9 months ago
Yah i just pwned those white blood sells
you guys should have seen me, i was wearing my ninja mask.
SQUIZZLESTICK 9 months ago 4
I WON
Homestar1998 9 months ago
Im pretty bad ass then
RyanKlinck 9 months ago
OMG someone needs to make an avatar-like movie set inside the human body. It's dramatic :D
MusicTewns 9 months ago 4
they should make a war movie out of this
TheTrevcoop 9 months ago 5
@TheTrevcoop there's family guy .. the stewie episode xD
SeAn98x 9 months ago
jeeeez and i felt bad when i kept putting them in the toilet...now theyre being attacked by fuckin giant (compared to them) cells!!!!....a shitty life for a sperm
1994vidwatcher 9 months ago
Lol we are all winners
techReunited 9 months ago
@techReunited that we are, that we are
AJScupstacking 9 months ago
I like how jeniffer lopez is in the suggestion bar! LMAO XD
deox13 9 months ago
holy shit, fallopian tube looks just like choral reef
jadencampbell3 9 months ago 3
then what happens...
14thgamertag 9 months ago
@14thgamertag 18 years of child support.
EliteDoomer 9 months ago
MY BABIES!!!
Bortherhood2 9 months ago 4
Why does the white blood cells look more like sperm than the actual sperm?
braeden113 9 months ago 4
as boris would say in goldeneye IM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!
geemachine666 9 months ago
JUST KEEP SWIMMING LITTLE DUDES
annabananachen15 9 months ago 3
if i win the sperm race i bet i could win the lottery
ATVM10 9 months ago
Hahaha. He said Sperm.
grassmanmatt 9 months ago
I made it out of 250 million? Why doesn't that surprise me.
vlptr 9 months ago 6
I survived!!!
1980supra 9 months ago 4
oh shit killer mashed potatoes D:
osirisexe 9 months ago 5
THATS RIGHT I SURVIVED!!!! lol.
latoyagemini 9 months ago
Wow...AND I did this through a condom and birth control pills...
I ARE l33t :)
undefinablereasoning 9 months ago 6
Its a wonder anyone gets pregnant at all, especially accidentally
pinkpixiechic 9 months ago 6
man, i almost feel bad for them xD
XxCrazyYoshixX 9 months ago
@XxCrazyYoshixX You feel bad for your dead brothers and sisters?
AyleidCraft 9 months ago
wow its amazing how they managed to get a camera in there
BustDays 9 months ago 5
@BustDays you're kidding right?
jason0813 9 months ago 5
@jason0813 he sure is.... right ?
XxCrazyYoshixX 9 months ago
@XxCrazyYoshixX nothing is impossible
BustDays 9 months ago
Making it to the tube at the end looks so glorious.
jbohler33 9 months ago
it would be cool if you could remember back when you were a sperm, doing all this epic stuff
TheMotionMan112 9 months ago
I made it bitches!
johnsoncody17 9 months ago
I must had to have been pretty ninja to dodge all those motherfuckers.
MylestheMediaMaster 9 months ago 6
250 millions...
I am just glad that I am the one chosen out of the 250 millions....
just this fact alone make me feel better, I am the best of the 250 mills
timmyfung01 9 months ago
on the plus side, that dont have to use c