you really shouldnt do a misheard lyrics if you know what this song means, apparently you don't so I'll tell you in 22 words: A guy goes around searching for people that will willingly let him bit their balls off and chop off their dicks willingly-in Germany-proof the first part is a butcher getting his blade ready to chop ppls balls off, and the talking part is about him looking for young guys about 20-25 years old... mein teil means my part-penis in Germany-slang
I wouldn't really say that this is the BEST misheard lyrics, but then again i've been listening to Rammstein for 7+ years now, and I took German in high school. Funny though.
The only thing I would change is I would chnaged the chorus to "This is Mai-Tai Night". Otherwise, this is one of the best 'Mishears lyrics of Rammstein' I have seen.
MONDAY?!?!?!?!?!??WTF!?!?!?!?!?...EPIC beyond belief FAIL...here that F-A-I-L!!!!!!!denn du bist...was du ist...UND ihr bist was es ist es ist MEIN TEIL!!!!NEIN....means:boese RAMMSTEIN-fan! or: for you are what you are. and you are what it is. it is no part of me!sheesh...SIe scheitern...klaeglich....translate that!
Misheard lyrics, das heisst er schreibt was er fühlt es hört wie in Englisch. Es ist nur für spass und alle wissen das es nicht die wahre worte sind. (Sorry, ich weiss mein deutsch ist nicht gut)
I don´t understand the fuss people are making about these videos. I´m sure the bandmembers of Rammstein would laugh at this themselves.
its MISHEARD LYRICS. get a life, ppl are just tryin to have fun with songs they dont understand. most ppl dont realize this song is about Armin Mewes, the man who cannabalized another man
Reguardless, the video is made to be funny... Not to poke fun at Rammstein. I love their music, I dont understand it so things like this are funny to me.
My major is German, and I love Rammstein's music, but I HATE HATE HATE their music videos. I'd rather watch this. ...then I won't have to clinch my teeth when I adjust the volume.
I noticed where the lyrics and the pictures didn't match up with the speed that well (especially around "Den, do this; vase, do this"), but it wasn't too hard to figure it out anyway. Other than that, it was great. I loved the Lion King bit and the whole Monday Night thing (which it is actually Monday night right now... lol). Thanks for posting!
These are the best misheard lyrics of rammstein I've ever heard. It's so funny! I am a spanish native speaker and I think this is very good jajaja. Next time it's going to be "Rammstein Misheard Lyrics in Spanish" Thanks!
Being part German, I don't appreciate the Hitler picture, being as I was picked on at school for it for me entire life. I think you need to be a little more picky with that kind of material, it could upset people. That's very much like posting a misheard lyrics for a rap song and sprawling the word "NIGGERS" across the screen.
Putting up a picture of hitler while a man speaks german in the backround is NOT as bad as me straght out putting "NIGGERS" in my video. I did not glorify Hitler in ANY way, nor did i add anything to this video that on purpose discriminates against ANYONE. Now that you saw his face in a video are you corrupted or something? Do you pretend that Hitler didn't exist and when you see him you spaz out? because honestly, putting his picture in is harmless. Get your head out of your ass :)
It is still offensive to the German people. There was no provocation to put a picture of Hitler up there, mate. It was uncalled for, the rest of the video made me laugh, but adding the Hitler thing made it seem racist.
LOOOL I'm German and I can't stop laughing because sometimes you're so close to what he says (not in respect of content lol but phonetically) that even I don't understand what he is singing but what you wrote!
well you know what i mean the misheard lyrics
rechtthemesikan 7 months ago
funny thing is.....this actually sound like something Rammstein will sing xD
rechtthemesikan 7 months ago
I laughed my ass off lol "D"D"D
kokokiize 8 months ago
Mein Teil should have be Mai Tai. And then the number nine. :)
But nice job!
TRMPmusic 8 months ago
no THIS IS FRIDAY NIGHT!
AndersonFamily12 11 months ago
Groß got ist mein teil means good god its my part (im like 90% sure)
mopey555 11 months ago
Fast... is THIS!
*picture of Dale Earnhardt Jr's car
#LOL!
boogioogigoof 1 year ago
Dale Earnhart Jr. <3 lol**
saffyre00 1 year ago
Dane Earnhart Jr. <3 lol
saffyre00 1 year ago
Only Armin knows what the knife is for.
lilgoalieman 1 year ago
"Turn off lion king it makes me cry" LOL
vostok9 1 year ago
YOUR LYRICS MAKE ME LAUGHT XDDDDD
vultraz100 1 year ago
XD I officially hate you right now. I don't think I can ever listen to Mein Teil again without thinking of these. Especially the chorus.
thejess521 1 year ago
This some bad misheard lyrics
quentinterri 1 year ago
I love this song and awesome misheard lyrics :D
HorrorGrlLuva 1 year ago
instead of monday, I think it woould be good whith''my ride, ride''
elihan1001 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA! it isn't a crap, I liked the part where it says This is Monday.........Night!
But I agree what Craig 496 said.
Marvin7325 1 year ago
I have never been able to watch Mein Teil without laughing now D:
UristMcgee 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!
inuamaru 1 year ago
\m/ This is Monday! ! ! \m/
articobaltico 1 year ago
Yeah man, not bad. But you could have picked a song that was about Cannibalism lol
jerm2222 1 year ago
you really shouldnt do a misheard lyrics if you know what this song means, apparently you don't so I'll tell you in 22 words: A guy goes around searching for people that will willingly let him bit their balls off and chop off their dicks willingly-in Germany-proof the first part is a butcher getting his blade ready to chop ppls balls off, and the talking part is about him looking for young guys about 20-25 years old... mein teil means my part-penis in Germany-slang
Kuprebel 1 year ago
@Kuprebel Also the lyrics, that kinda gives it away lol
jerm2222 1 year ago
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Kuprebel 1 year ago
o noes the natzees(nazis) are coming
Falloutfan961 1 year ago
awesome i hope all come from your imagination and not from another video
superdrhm 1 year ago
you should make more
wwekid1998 1 year ago
I wouldn't really say that this is the BEST misheard lyrics, but then again i've been listening to Rammstein for 7+ years now, and I took German in high school. Funny though.
diekatze08 1 year ago
woah
that pic of the kids in the beginning looks like its moving
is it supposed to?
creepy
xOldSkoolHollywooDx 1 year ago
@xOldSkoolHollywooDx whaaat?! i think you were high ¬¬
i don't see that moving, does anyone else or i am the one who is on drugs?
elrevelde04 1 year ago
hahaha your right it is monday night!
vern434 1 year ago
the whole thing is funny. you should become a comedian.......
iamthestig1 1 year ago
"Turn of Lion King it makes me cry" ROFL LMAO BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
deanoabs 1 year ago 3
funny!
c3kwazx 1 year ago
i hit Tyler Wittle hard... dead... = LOL
666azaz 1 year ago
dude u need to learn German. this is definitely not the right lyrics!!!!!!!
1110Ron 1 year ago
thats who im going to bite once i got hair to shine totally cracked me up
glomotoshiya 1 year ago 3
oookay
MistysJournal 1 year ago
Stay, There's an Elf that despises carpet. lmfao!
darkassassin9313 1 year ago
well people should not get offended cause that was Hitler's voice in the beginning.
darkassassin9313 1 year ago
@darkassassin9313 thats not hitlers voice LOL
Lyneaa666 1 year ago
you made me laugh, good work 5 stars!
ablekilledkane 1 year ago
Its pretty good, some parts are too far ahead and some wording needs to be changed. Otherwise the best ive seen in misheard lyrics
5h4d0e 1 year ago 11
@5h4d0e it also doesnt even sound like monday or half the other words but you still get the song and vid so 3.5 / 5stars
Falloutfan961 1 year ago
es ist mein teil....
victoriangoth666 1 year ago
The only thing I would change is I would chnaged the chorus to "This is Mai-Tai Night". Otherwise, this is one of the best 'Mishears lyrics of Rammstein' I have seen.
Craig496 2 years ago 22
@Craig496 yes, that's true, but monday is much funnier xD
daddyleon 1 year ago
This is monday night = assist mine tile(???)
if you know the german, that's what it definitely sounds like in english.
then but this is mine tile. (possibly a slate mine)
micmac274 2 years ago 2
@micmac274 es ist mein teil. nein. da das ist mein teil. Arschloch.
KanesDisciple666 1 year ago 2
lol thats fuckin funny
slipkotrules666 2 years ago 4
HHAAAHAHAHAA!
NinjaWolfess 2 years ago 2
:D lol pretty funny, but it realy doesn't sound like it in some places though
zacthebunnyhero 2 years ago 4
its so funny!
L1NDF1RE 2 years ago 2
so stupid its funny
carmel15 2 years ago
its called "misheard lyrics" you dumb fucks of course its going to be wrong. idiots
AceAnnihilator25 2 years ago 6
it was great! quite amusing. "i shotguned a bear, so here's my father" :))
lalu225 2 years ago 2
LOOK AT THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION? ANYBODY SEE THE WORD "COMEDY"???????????? Sometime's I wonder about you guys......
InsaneJMan 2 years ago
no, i don't see the word comedy...
Desertfox858 2 years ago
9= no
monday= my part
no, this is monday= that there is my part
then do this, vase, do this= you are what you eat.
everybodyhatesKlaus 2 years ago
metete tu mensaje subliminal
en el ojete
pone la letra posta xD
pepitateniaunapluma 2 years ago
MONDAY?!?!?!?!?!??WTF!?!?!?!?!?...EPIC beyond belief FAIL...here that F-A-I-L!!!!!!!denn du bist...was du ist...UND ihr bist was es ist es ist MEIN TEIL!!!!NEIN....means:boese RAMMSTEIN-fan! or: for you are what you are. and you are what it is. it is no part of me!sheesh...SIe scheitern...klaeglich....translate that!
Roxas131413 2 years ago
this is this is MONDAY!!! lol funny
TheCalvincurtis 2 years ago
turn off lion king it makes me cry lol
jake666evil13th 2 years ago 2
monday night? entweder bist du futzdumm oder du kannst nicht deutsch
XxsuperschwiizerxX 2 years ago 2
Misheard lyrics, das heisst er schreibt was er fühlt es hört wie in Englisch. Es ist nur für spass und alle wissen das es nicht die wahre worte sind. (Sorry, ich weiss mein deutsch ist nicht gut)
I don´t understand the fuss people are making about these videos. I´m sure the bandmembers of Rammstein would laugh at this themselves.
margrethlin 2 years ago 4
I love this song, and I lol'd so much with the image of the choir :D
rubynaoestaaqui 2 years ago 2
this is muay thai!!
drivinshark 2 years ago
woahhhh :o it ISSS monday night!!
lolz @ "bones in this" and "fast is this"
gj :)
yumiishyama 2 years ago 2
How did you get "Heute treff ich einen herr" (dont know if i spell right i cant spell in German) to i didn't finnish cleaning my hair? :D
Ducesweden 2 years ago 2
its MISHEARD LYRICS. get a life, ppl are just tryin to have fun with songs they dont understand. most ppl dont realize this song is about Armin Mewes, the man who cannabalized another man
comeasyouare94 2 years ago 2
es ist mein teil..nein...
means it it my part..no and not it is monday...night...
i can't really understand what you understand...
goddamrose 2 years ago
Rocking in progress... Rocking continued... And continued... And continued again... Finally!
Lol, great song made better with humor. Cheers!
djxtasyjr 2 years ago
when you could speak german it isn't so funny! that is just crap and nothing more!
goddamrose 2 years ago
Lighten up, douche bag.
djxtasyjr 2 years ago
i only mean that when you speak german you can understand what you understand so it isnt funny....
goddamrose 2 years ago
Reguardless, the video is made to be funny... Not to poke fun at Rammstein. I love their music, I dont understand it so things like this are funny to me.
Just lighten up, its meant to be a joke not mean.
djxtasyjr 2 years ago 2
ok sorry...i usually speak german..ok propably you are right!
goddamrose 2 years ago
watch rammstein "Mein Teil" with the english subtitles...
Gromor90 2 years ago
That begin to be depravated...
assadissa2 2 years ago
Wenn man Deutsch kann, ist das echt nicht lustig.... ich hab NICHTS so gehört wie da... naja....
cheezuXX 2 years ago
lol!! this is so funny!
cheekychick152 2 years ago
bones.. in this! hahahaha LOL!!
badkiti666 2 years ago 2
rofl
GermanYankeeFan1 2 years ago
Hahaha this was great !!!
rambo483 2 years ago
lmao!
iownlotzyou 2 years ago
funny haha
residentpainairsoft 2 years ago
i´ts funny
rataish 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! "You'll get wetter on my couch ... fun!" aahahahaha!!
darkembassymusic 2 years ago
Etwas Kultur muss sein = It was a Corny Suicide! XD hahahaha lol! it doesnt even sound close! but funny vid btw!
AceAnnihilator25 2 years ago
lol I´m german and it´s kinda har for me to hear your misheard stuff xD but it´s still funny XD
MsDarkdawn 2 years ago
your right .....its cool
Schattensonne 2 years ago
you did alot better than other "misheard lyrics" who dont even match the words yours is my second favorite rammstein misheard :)
BradJump 2 years ago
My major is German, and I love Rammstein's music, but I HATE HATE HATE their music videos. I'd rather watch this. ...then I won't have to clinch my teeth when I adjust the volume.
ababsurdo1567 2 years ago
Sounded more like "From milking duck."
This is funny. :D ROFL.
xxDropDeadSexy 2 years ago
before the choir kicked in, I thought those kids were singing the guitar part.
Geetarfrik 2 years ago 2
funny in a way
BayAreaOrBust 2 years ago
actually this is monday sounds more like this is my pie XD
wertrat 2 years ago 4
The original song is amazing, but this is just funny xD
UmbrellaScientistSam 2 years ago 3
haha, i guess Hitler was the "master Butcher"
numanumafreak45 2 years ago 6
haha nice
lucifergod42 2 years ago
lol'd hard to this, you made this song a lot more happyer
MultiMilitia 2 years ago
Oh man that was awesome,
I shitted my pants,
the chorus is great :)
the best misheard lyrics i ever saw
cant stop laughing anymore,
thanks
payjack84 2 years ago 2
This is Monday.....night! The actual song meaning is a bit disturbing, but this is reaally funny. Nice job!
Viendork 2 years ago
"That's who I'm going to bit, once i get hair to shine" lmfao
very well done one of my faves!!!
kolkomolesuka 2 years ago 4
lol
raistlinpwr 2 years ago
one of the better ones ive seen
cokeheadbenny 2 years ago
haha this is so funny! you did a good job!
It is monday! NIGHT!
IrishHaloNerd 2 years ago
Original Lyrics:
Heute treff ich einen Herrn
Misheard Lyrics:
German fish can't burn in Hell.
MaximeProduktion 2 years ago
LOL xD monday night xD
EnzaY91 2 years ago
mein teil coro......no monday NO day
sargoook 2 years ago
turn off lion king it makes me cry!
MikeKudybka 2 years ago
you do know "teil" means penis (or part)
right?
o484 2 years ago 2
its an synonym for penis yes. but its mainly part
SewedUp666 2 years ago
German language Knowlage FTW!!
NOTHING sounds similar to the lycris
GottesZornUndSo 2 years ago
I understand german, so I seriously cant hear this, sorry ;{
marwei92 2 years ago
iam dutch but dutch and german is so similar that its hard for me to mishear any of the lyrics :p
iamwilcohitzert 2 years ago
ROFL
eurekasevenfan123 2 years ago
lol, for me as a German it's hard to "hear" those lyrics, because I understand the original^^
s0zhL 2 years ago 3
der metzgermeister = the master butcher
DerMetzgermeister3 2 years ago
omfg this is hilarious, couldnt stop laughing, its like wtf thats not the lyrics, jus too funny.
Bloodbat9 2 years ago
This is great, you must have a great ear to "mishear" it XD. I just joking, you are genious:)
Vektorsan 2 years ago
thats who im going to bite is funny
dac031 2 years ago
lied'''
terrantry 2 years ago
haha, deise leid ist lustig! sehr geil, ich liebe Rammstein! * * * * *!
terrantry 2 years ago
Dude.. thats HILARIOUS XD
Ich liebe dich rammstein <3 :3
HaleyMedley 2 years ago
I found it kind of hard to understand some of the english...I guess it's because I know the german. Some parts were REALLY funny though! Ich liebe <3
DerMeister16 2 years ago 2
I noticed where the lyrics and the pictures didn't match up with the speed that well (especially around "Den, do this; vase, do this"), but it wasn't too hard to figure it out anyway. Other than that, it was great. I loved the Lion King bit and the whole Monday Night thing (which it is actually Monday night right now... lol). Thanks for posting!
all4isis 2 years ago 3
Turn off lion king, it makes me cry....priceless...
icemario19 2 years ago 4
Haha fuckin great
CharlotteFkers 2 years ago
auf meine kindheit mit gekreisch becomes - "Turn off Lion King it makes me cry" - WONDERFUL!
Peace4PeaceWorldWide 2 years ago 4
this is great! i laughted ALOT! i have no clue what the heck theyre saying for real, i just like listening to their music!
bones! in this!
fast! in this!
this is monday!
clarissa10rocks 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ur a fuckin retard
kirkisgreat14 2 years ago
..... =D
jeremyroxursox 2 years ago
Fucking braggart, you think you're, SOOOOO, smart...How about YOU burn yourself, you Nazi piece of shit?
mikeshinoda943 2 years ago
Brilliant!! made me laugh!!
sonyawyns 2 years ago 2
I'm sorry but what are you trying to prove? That you're better than any one else? Your logic sucks more than your arrogance.
flytallerkin 2 years ago 3
i like how you have a "to-go" box of insults that you pull out of your ass. You proabably got pissed cause someone called you a fatass again.
flytallerkin 2 years ago 2
i love you
BabyEater9000 2 years ago
And continued... and continued again...
LOL! XD
zamanizavita 2 years ago
Wow, anger issues much?
zamanizavita 2 years ago 5
Lol. get rid of hitler though.
Skivenski 2 years ago
turn off lion king it makes me cry lol thats the funniest thing
McClarenF4 2 years ago
At the beginning....I giggled.
When THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT came up?
I cracked up.
XD
strikexxaxxviolentxx 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAH
thats all i can really say exept complete geniouse, thank you i enjoyed that =)
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These are the best misheard lyrics of rammstein I've ever heard. It's so funny! I am a spanish native speaker and I think this is very good jajaja. Next time it's going to be "Rammstein Misheard Lyrics in Spanish" Thanks!
Kruspe24 2 years ago
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Kruspe24 2 years ago
ahahah!.. lolz gud video 5 stars lmfao xD
s0r34lands0fr3sh 2 years ago
lolllll
WWIILLIamSSFromNORT 2 years ago
Brilliant! If you understand German it's even better *chuckles*
REALMozared 2 years ago
Only in German 1, but ive had enough that its actually harder to hear the misheard english lyrics then the real german ones!
Hilarious vid though
tiki2188 3 years ago
monday!!! NIGHT!
zachbIackwell 3 years ago
Bones! In this! Lol, love it. Hilarious video! <3
gthemo 3 years ago
haha xD
handy1994 3 years ago
lol THIS IS MONDAY night
poopminion94 3 years ago
It was alright...
NaujZurcLeicam 3 years ago
woooooho! thanks for translation! :P xD now i will sing it myself!
LamogiasGR 3 years ago
Turn off Lion King, it makes me cry... XDDD
JoeDaPokemonMasta1 3 years ago
I'm a native English speaker but know the German words so I had to listen to this a couple of times but it's hilarious, nice one -]
lolacola23 3 years ago
wow havent listened to this song for a while kinda depressing if you know the real lyrics
Germanboy567 3 years ago
Yeah, especially with the extra intro. Hard to believe it's based on true events.
DESTcmndr 3 years ago
thats some crazy shit dude,,,
AWSOME!!
xxFace2faceXx 3 years ago
thanks :P
jeremyroxursox 3 years ago
omg i laughed my ass off! *adds to fav*
XXxsteinUMsteinxXX 3 years ago 2
I never noticed how much the words sounded like that! Keep up the good work dude! even though this is your first video its really good!
chibihaji89 3 years ago 3
hahahahahaha i loved the Rammstein rocking in progress!! :)
and it is monday night lol,
Great job!!!
Tillthrust 3 years ago 4
thought it was really good. nice job
bobequalsme 3 years ago 2
That's who I'm going to bite, hahahaaa, I liked that!
I must say, your video is not crap (as you said), but you could avoid using hitler's image... that ruins everything.
Lunadeagua 3 years ago 3
Being part German, I don't appreciate the Hitler picture, being as I was picked on at school for it for me entire life. I think you need to be a little more picky with that kind of material, it could upset people. That's very much like posting a misheard lyrics for a rap song and sprawling the word "NIGGERS" across the screen.
xamg27 3 years ago
Putting up a picture of hitler while a man speaks german in the backround is NOT as bad as me straght out putting "NIGGERS" in my video. I did not glorify Hitler in ANY way, nor did i add anything to this video that on purpose discriminates against ANYONE. Now that you saw his face in a video are you corrupted or something? Do you pretend that Hitler didn't exist and when you see him you spaz out? because honestly, putting his picture in is harmless. Get your head out of your ass :)
jeremyroxursox 3 years ago
It is still offensive to the German people. There was no provocation to put a picture of Hitler up there, mate. It was uncalled for, the rest of the video made me laugh, but adding the Hitler thing made it seem racist.
SrbinZaUvek1 3 years ago
What are you so upset about? The audio clip that was played along with Hitler's image was a man looking for another man to cannibalize.
pulsingmaggots 3 years ago 3
ah let me add something: i hate monday xD even monday night ^^
monday just sucks dude ;p
BarreLemon 3 years ago
AGREED =(
jeremyroxursox 3 years ago
dude this totally rocks i am from germany and i nearly broke down by laughing xD
lederhosen... lawl - what else ^^ seems to be a famous german word ;p
oh and by the way, the "WTF IS HE SAYING PART" means something like: i keep on eating with convulsion <- or something like that ;)
BarreLemon 3 years ago
'Turn off Lion King, it makes me cry' X) Aww, so cute!
TaPpAjAkAnI 3 years ago 2
LOOOL I'm German and I can't stop laughing because sometimes you're so close to what he says (not in respect of content lol but phonetically) that even I don't understand what he is singing but what you wrote!
Great job!! :D:D
Snailrace 3 years ago 2
thank you too :)
jeremyroxursox 3 years ago
Lol it werent crap that was awsome nice work
l0u15by1n 3 years ago
thanks :)
jeremyroxursox 3 years ago
0xa0ax0ax0ax0ax0ax0ax lol
gimosarchangel 3 years ago
turn off lion king it makes me cry
DarkDevil5AO 3 years ago 2
THIS IS MONDAY night LOL genius