Kid, don't do the humpty dance. At least could try to get the line right. "My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an umpty. Yo ladies, how I'd like to fump thee"
Hey, Gregg.... I'd stick with the Baseball Manager idea. Any joke that includes RAP as the fucking punchline is a grade-A primary indicator that your sense of humor sucks ass.
@Gamezalot hey gamezalot i would stick to game, cuz talking to someone featured in a video from like god knows how long is a grade-A indicator that you are either just like greg here not funny, or stupid.
0:43 alright men get ready, this could be the real deal...
0:53 Oh shit, all men to your stations! We have immediate fail inbound!
1:08 OH FUCK!!! THIS FAIL'S TO MASSIVE CALL IN LOW ORBITAL KEYBOARD CANON!!! REPEAT KEYBOARD CANON IS IMMINENT THIS IS DANGER CLOSE! ALL FRIENDLY FOCRES FALL BACK!!!
**I move closer to the mic to breathe
damitdan 27 minutes ago
i bet even that cat already got some ^.^
K4ZM4N13 15 hours ago
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K4ZM4N13 15 hours ago
Was that supposed to be funny???
GabyDayVlog 17 hours ago
I feel sick now.
ProgrammedToRust 17 hours ago
The virginity is strong in this one, even 20 years later.
Puffinyat 1 day ago 2
his last name is gethard :D
EmericanNinjaGamming 1 day ago in playlist Liked videos
the joke sucked kid XD
Antonioisawesome1 2 days ago
ugh waht was the joke?
bakersakter 2 days ago
I'm in my room by myself watching this and still feel uncomfortable watching this
MrZeldaPotter 2 days ago 11
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MikaelKonradsson 4 hours ago
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@MrZeldaPotter hahah you and me both
MikaelKonradsson 4 hours ago
i somehow feel intense rage towards this kid...
JMaSsA11 2 days ago 5
LMAO CAT!!
drmx12333 3 days ago in playlist More videos from SliveyTove
Ah man, No doubt he's seen this and regrets every waking moment of his life.
JDMadu 3 days ago
that was bad
kaniananen 4 days ago
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!
rubixxcube 4 days ago
I'm sad both for him and myself.
SurvivalistCrutch 4 days ago
I want to kill myself now
MetalPeanut23 4 days ago
Oh god that joke was terrible and him waving and flapping his arms just made it so I couldn't take it.
FoxForever90 5 days ago 6
Congratulations Greg, you have one an exclusive ticket to a penn state game
and a backstage pass to meet one of the coaches, Jerry Sandusky!
SillyHippoProduction 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos
I never thought I would look forward to keyboard cat.
SirKrow 5 days ago
RIP Keyboard Cat
SprayOnFlan 6 days ago
is he mentaly retarted? or is he deaf?
TheRockguy42 6 days ago
Actually, Lynn Thigpen is dead. but Greg the host is still alive
PowerGlove79 1 week ago
that joke is gayer than a gay guy.
ItsMngo7 1 week ago
I really feel sorry for the kid and all, but when he started waving his hands like an idiot i couldnt hold it in.
This.. this just made my week xD
iani103 1 week ago
You seriously Greg... get away from the fucking microphone.
TWallen222 1 week ago 2
Second hand embarrassment.
prettyVACANTPISTOL 1 week ago 8
* very very long sigh*
gordenfreeman43 1 week ago
And now the kid's a wild internet troll and the host is dead! Well, I would assume he is.
geffrod 1 week ago
@geffrod This was in 1981, I believe they are all dead. Mph.
dulexo 1 week ago
@dulexo This wasn't 1981. The song that Greg was singing was released in 1990.
jcasaurus 1 week ago
LMAO that was funny as hell. Not the kids joke either.
xxKALAMITYxx 1 week ago
This is the net noob as a child.
NDguy191 1 week ago
The name of the video was enough to make me want to watch it and laugh lol.
RunaroundStar 1 week ago
lol look in da tags where in da world is the humpty dance
azith77 1 week ago
Condoms. His parents definitely did it wrong.
Patchworkdrum 1 week ago
Hey can someone pass the Awkward Sauce? Yup that's it thanks.
xSpArTiChRiSx 1 week ago 2
LOLD SO HARD O HHH LORDDd
saucewins 1 week ago
I watched this when me and the family were high once. We laughed our asses off. Thank god for marijuana...
dragonfly8486 1 week ago
he no funny
EverydayAssistant 1 week ago
The two other little kids are just embarrassed...
AnimewatcherfreakMal 1 week ago 3
What a little doucher.
gsizzles 1 week ago
has no friends....
sumotaby 1 week ago
Ilan is thinking "Jesus, this kid is a retard. I'm gonna own this gameshow tonight!"
TheBlackoutification 1 week ago
One does not simply earn keyboard cat's approval.
bubbly12ish 1 week ago
That was so0o0o0o0o0o0 stupid! 1 thing, FAILED! Abortion!
Loveisfun123 1 week ago
that dudes a fag
SoHowsYourFace1 1 week ago
Better than RWJ
TheAedomin 2 weeks ago
@TheAedomin fuck u no
noeyecontactatall 2 weeks ago
@TheAedomin true
bubbly12ish 1 week ago
I didn't laugh at the video.. I laughed at the fact his last name is Get Hard.
DeathbyAntidote 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure that kid was a troll.
Lonnie23345 2 weeks ago
Anyone else facepalm in sync with everyone else in the room?
Lonnie23345 2 weeks ago
That might have been the dumbest knock knock joke i have heard
xPR3STON 2 weeks ago 2
Haha, Greg is hilarious... -_-...
DoctorWhoCenter2010 2 weeks ago
Kid, don't do the humpty dance. At least could try to get the line right. "My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an umpty. Yo ladies, how I'd like to fump thee"
shortperson20 2 weeks ago
lol dont cry dont cry.......
punknumber0 2 weeks ago
i know why he is wearing rainbows
austheboss10 2 weeks ago
lololololololol
tobirocks443 2 weeks ago
that kid is badass, y'all! fuck tha negative
JeriDro 2 weeks ago
BITCH, I saaiiidd dont talk so close to the mic
TheFederalHack 2 weeks ago 78
That bloke's probably thinkin "Dammit, kid! Stop leaning in so closely to the microphone! I told you like, three times!"
Alariceleven 2 weeks ago
what a blumkin
bbamz28 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Well now these people are expecting a show................. Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Conway Twitty.
mikethe4th 2 weeks ago
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mikethe4th 2 weeks ago
believe it or not, kids not a virgin
koopachalupa 2 weeks ago
@koopachalupa Yeah, I told this joke to a deaf girl. Still got laid. Like a boss.
djsufferthing 2 weeks ago
The cat OMG!
DracheN0504 2 weeks ago
wooww.... woooww
Sibra3libra 2 weeks ago
Is his name seriously Gregg GETHARD?
rbc122 2 weeks ago
That host was really getting ticked off about the mic thing lmhoooo.
Shar1ngan616 2 weeks ago
Keyboard Cat should have played him off at 0:01...
alexhortdog95 2 weeks ago 47
So this is what the 80's were like.
hm.
timelinemc 2 weeks ago
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POPCANA 2 weeks ago
Did he say they call me humpy? Dear lord we have another hooker...
NarutoFanChristian25 2 weeks ago
"Make funny calls to 1=800 numbers"
- Cuts to Keyboard cat
I Lol'ed
theballer04 2 weeks ago
Almost to embarrassing to watch
kingjor09 2 weeks ago 2
@kingjor09 *too
kingjor09 2 weeks ago
This kid is worse than farting while stuck inside an astronuts suit
nophishing1 3 weeks ago
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nophishing1 3 weeks ago
GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE.
SecretcodeTV 3 weeks ago
That knock knock joke made me want to go shoot him in the foot
BStarkey21 3 weeks ago
"Facepalm"
Aia1347 3 weeks ago 2
Get the fuck away from the microphone Gregg!
phunktasm 3 weeks ago
i got here from pokemon awesome battle...... Weird part of Youtube
jaamiisonn 3 weeks ago
I'm in that part of youtube again...how the hell did I get here!?
evilsirjohn 3 weeks ago
Was that funny? I honestly didn't get it.
Dracokirby 3 weeks ago
Greg was recently arrested for the murders of 27 prostitutes. No one saw that coming.
ARBuilder1776 3 weeks ago
that awkward moment when......you're joke is the gayest thing anyone has ever heard.
ACEmx243 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
A stand up comedian that says knock knock jokes...This kid is going to be living in a dumpster.
StealthturtIe 3 weeks ago
he may not be funny but he sure can jump
parawhore239 3 weeks ago
That was a horrible joke. thumbs down
thedarkshitstain 3 weeks ago
that host is like FML...
frightenedrabbitfan 3 weeks ago
If I was Keyboard Cat, I would have played off that kid BEFORE his Knoc-Knock joke!
visor109 3 weeks ago
dont wanna be all by myself anymore ( forever alone)
latrodectus23 3 weeks ago
lol at the top comments
COSANOSTRA2OO8 3 weeks ago
What did he said? "humpy?"
TheTuamas 3 weeks ago
I would love to know what that kid is up to now.
PsychoPookie 3 weeks ago
@PsychoPookie NOT a comedian. Going more for of a Bill Gates Tech wiz... no one can ever make fun of him again with all of the money he's making.
frightenedrabbitfan 3 weeks ago
@PsychoPookie He's a baseball manager.
SargentMugen 3 weeks ago
I wanna favorite this 1,000 times.
LeHaleyFishy 3 weeks ago
0:55 thats gonna haunt him later in life
HeartOfInsanity 3 weeks ago
Let's hope he's better at managing baseball...
Danielkwalsh111 3 weeks ago
lol wtf...anyone know whos the host?
undertoes 3 weeks ago
w. t. f.
er3L 3 weeks ago
The fact that he looks like a young Daniel Tosh makes me lol harder.
Blacksnyder 3 weeks ago 19
What the fuck did I just watch?
mrshackztor 3 weeks ago
I think my penis fell off.
jamietrhcp17 3 weeks ago 28
so i am guessing he is both making millions now
willb3452 3 weeks ago
more like a troll
Geckey24 3 weeks ago
His mom must be so proud
MahajiHaji 3 weeks ago
He is a god.
DamnEmoKids 4 weeks ago 2
Blog where this kid/guy talks about this entire show. Kinda interesting to hear the background on it.
comicvsaudience.blogspot.com/2008/05/do-it-rockapella-epic-tale-of-where-in.html
intuit13 4 weeks ago 2
Dude is actually a stand up comic now. For real (google it).
intuit13 4 weeks ago
wat da fuck
TheDominator1998 4 weeks ago
digital underground- humpty dance
HadDunStoldDisThang 4 weeks ago
You can cut the awkwardness with a knife!
KoriLuvsNuggets 4 weeks ago
aww poor little dude
isatacobell 4 weeks ago
this video gave me AIDS
thecoolguy010 4 weeks ago
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
handofmyears 4 weeks ago
im sure hill just be a stay at home mom
xXcomedy147Xx 1 month ago
haha I like how the guy just keeps repeating "It's ok the mic's working fine, just stand straight" lol
ICPPPPPPP 1 month ago
What... the... fuck?!
clamchowder138 1 month ago
ITS OVER FOR U GREG!!!!
perryp25 1 month ago
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joelwagnerpiano 1 month ago
It's a reference to the Digital Underground track "Humpty Dance". Am I that old or is YouTube just populated by kids and hermits?
BVB09Fanatic 1 month ago 28
@BVB09Fanatic YouTube is populated by children and hermits.
AdmiralMondo 2 weeks ago
@BVB09Fanatic I knew what he was doing also, I just figured every kid didn't know a word xD It just wasn't funny O_O
GamingTechnoMan 2 weeks ago
@BVB09Fanatic just be cause it's referencing something doesnt make it funny
mikelester121 2 weeks ago
@BVB09Fanatic I got the reference...sucky rendition.
mattisaguru 2 weeks ago
After he told the joke, I crawled under the blanked and stayed there for like 3 minutes...
Siska0Robert 1 month ago 47
@Siska0Robert XDD
WeAreSML 1 month ago
so hes a troll?
boomdoom5 1 month ago in playlist Play them off, Keyboard Cat 6
meow
skeledub 1 month ago
0:55
VideoGameWire 1 month ago 3
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VideoGameWire 1 month ago
What a brilliant Kaufmannesque act!
Fleshtro 1 month ago 4
i used to laugh at that joke but then i took an arrow to the knee
RainbowNarwhal123 1 month ago
I watch this video every day
FFScantgetadamnname 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 2
lolololol
Scarpdaddyballs 1 month ago
Maybe there laughing on the inside
TheSuperj123 1 month ago
Made me laugh harder than any other comedian.
iamthesuperemollama 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 5
awwww..he's an idiot..poor thing (':
itsneolike 1 month ago
So, did Greg ever become a stand-up comedian? I laughed...
taurinecat 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SliveyTove 2
@taurinecat he's a manager at wal-mart now
jrmendoza7 1 month ago
haha the keyboard key is just getting ready to play him off
unotelly 1 month ago
So what exactly did he say?
Jackson365ish 1 month ago
@Jackson365ish "They call me humpy. They say im numpy(?). I really am kind off funky."
VideoGameWire 1 month ago
LOL WHAT A RETARD
soccerplyr8898 1 month ago
it's that keyboard; the shit to make your soul burn slow
Georgii87 1 month ago
@DeFanoi lol! :D
MrHendrixlove 1 month ago
He was actually funny at one point.
Then, he took an arrow to the knee.
tannerguitarman 1 month ago
well, he is not a stand-up comedian, but hell he makes me laugh!
Thucr 1 month ago
gregg, why didnt you just step away from the mic?
titanz05 1 month ago 2
DONT FUCKEN TALK INTO THE MIC GREG
Exoand 1 month ago 4
I prepare scripts for my future as the host of Late Night With Conan O' Brien.
stickydog480 1 month ago
That kid keeps getting close to the mic because he thinks its a penis.
ZX2ManDave 1 month ago
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one of the best what exactly?
sharki9876 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
AHAHAHAHAH FUCKS SAKE GREGORY!!!
quimy9 1 month ago 3
He works as a chicken farmer.
Boneworks94 1 month ago
dammit, he had some balls.
Anfro777 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
The suspense in this is literally unbearable.
ShrewdGentleman 1 month ago 6
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE GREGORY
SaltyPictures 1 month ago
@SaltyPictures GREGORIES HIS OWN PERSON DOUCHE NOZZLE
raidedmedia 1 month ago
I had to open a window to let the awkwardness out of my room.
Rasengan020 1 month ago 174
@Rasengan020 HAHAHAHA
Possatboi 1 month ago
@Rasengan020 LOL!
franzie10 1 month ago
@Rasengan020 lmfao
fpsexcellence 3 weeks ago
Tell me Gregory, have you ever heard of the "Seven Dirty Words"?
Flyboy243 1 month ago
Hey, Gregg.... I'd stick with the Baseball Manager idea. Any joke that includes RAP as the fucking punchline is a grade-A primary indicator that your sense of humor sucks ass.
Gamezalot 1 month ago
@Gamezalot hey gamezalot i would stick to game, cuz talking to someone featured in a video from like god knows how long is a grade-A indicator that you are either just like greg here not funny, or stupid.
southpawpwnage 1 month ago
it's magic ;D
ipoopsoup 1 month ago
I like how keyboard cat was on stand by,lol.
boricua6483 1 month ago 8
0:43 alright men get ready, this could be the real deal...
0:53 Oh shit, all men to your stations! We have immediate fail inbound!
1:08 OH FUCK!!! THIS FAIL'S TO MASSIVE CALL IN LOW ORBITAL KEYBOARD CANON!!! REPEAT KEYBOARD CANON IS IMMINENT THIS IS DANGER CLOSE! ALL FRIENDLY FOCRES FALL BACK!!!
FurrySoup 1 month ago
That was so cringeworthy I think it gave me cancer somehow.
pharoahoffunk 1 month ago 77
LOOOOL!!
jonspor 1 month ago
OMG, looooooooooooooool
matt17lol 1 month ago
I didnt know Dane Cook's real name is Greg Gethard
IVIadCowDisease2 1 month ago 12
It is awesome the way Keystone Cat knows something stupid is on the way. Nice editing!
agiantman 1 month ago
Such a cunt, greg
renaud68 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos