Added: 2 years ago
From: SliveyTove
Views: 510,133
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (2,064)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • **I move closer to the mic to breathe

  • i bet even that cat already got some ^.^

  • Comment removed

  • Was that supposed to be funny???

  • I feel sick now.

  • The virginity is strong in this one, even 20 years later.

  • his last name is gethard :D

  • the joke sucked kid XD

  • ugh waht was the joke?

  • I'm in my room by myself watching this and still feel uncomfortable watching this

  • Comment removed

  • i somehow feel intense rage towards this kid...

  • LMAO CAT!! 

  • Ah man, No doubt he's seen this and regrets every waking moment of his life.

  • that was bad 

  • I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!

  • I'm sad both for him and myself.

  • I want to kill myself now

  • Oh god that joke was terrible and him waving and flapping his arms just made it so I couldn't take it.

  • Congratulations Greg, you have one an exclusive ticket to a penn state game

    and a backstage pass to meet one of the coaches, Jerry Sandusky!

  • I never thought I would look forward to keyboard cat.

  • RIP Keyboard Cat

  • is he mentaly retarted? or is he deaf?

  • Actually, Lynn Thigpen is dead. but Greg the host is still alive

  • that joke is gayer than a gay guy.

  • I really feel sorry for the kid and all, but when he started waving his hands like an idiot i couldnt hold it in.

    This.. this just made my week xD

  • You seriously Greg... get away from the fucking microphone.

  • Second hand embarrassment.

  • * very very long sigh*

  • And now the kid's a wild internet troll and the host is dead! Well, I would assume he is.

  • @geffrod This was in 1981, I believe they are all dead. Mph.

  • @dulexo This wasn't 1981. The song that Greg was singing was released in 1990.

  • LMAO that was funny as hell. Not the kids joke either.

  • This is the net noob as a child.

  • The name of the video was enough to make me want to watch it and laugh lol.

  • lol look in da tags where in da world is the humpty dance

  • Condoms. His parents definitely did it wrong.

  • Hey can someone pass the Awkward Sauce? Yup that's it thanks.

  • LOLD SO HARD O HHH LORDDd

  • I watched this when me and the family were high once. We laughed our asses off. Thank god for marijuana...

  • he no funny

  • The two other little kids are just embarrassed...

  • What a little doucher.

  • has no friends....

  • Ilan is thinking "Jesus, this kid is a retard. I'm gonna own this gameshow tonight!"

  • One does not simply earn keyboard cat's approval.

  • That was so0o0o0o0o0o0 stupid! 1 thing, FAILED! Abortion!

  • that dudes a fag

  • Better than RWJ

  • @TheAedomin fuck u no

  • @TheAedomin  true

  • I didn't laugh at the video.. I laughed at the fact his last name is Get Hard.

  • I'm pretty sure that kid was a troll.

  • Anyone else facepalm in sync with everyone else in the room?

  • That might have been the dumbest knock knock joke i have heard

  • Haha, Greg is hilarious... -_-...

  • Kid, don't do the humpty dance. At least could try to get the line right. "My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an umpty. Yo ladies, how I'd like to fump thee"

  • lol dont cry dont cry.......

  • i know why he is wearing rainbows

  • lololololololol

    

  • that kid is badass, y'all! fuck tha negative

  • BITCH, I saaiiidd dont talk so close to the mic

  • That bloke's probably thinkin "Dammit, kid! Stop leaning in so closely to the microphone! I told you like, three times!"

  • what a blumkin

  • Comment removed

  • believe it or not, kids not a virgin

  • @koopachalupa Yeah, I told this joke to a deaf girl. Still got laid. Like a boss.

  • The cat OMG!

  • wooww.... woooww

  • Is his name seriously Gregg GETHARD?

    

  • That host was really getting ticked off about the mic thing lmhoooo.

  • Keyboard Cat should have played him off at 0:01...

  • So this is what the 80's were like.

    hm.

  • Comment removed

  • Did he say they call me humpy? Dear lord we have another hooker...

  • "Make funny calls to 1=800 numbers"

    - Cuts to Keyboard cat

    I Lol'ed

  • Almost to embarrassing to watch

  • @kingjor09 *too

  • This kid is worse than farting while stuck inside an astronuts suit

  • Comment removed

  • GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE.

    

  • That knock knock joke made me want to go shoot him in the foot

  • "Facepalm"

  • Get the fuck away from the microphone Gregg!

  • i got here from pokemon awesome battle...... Weird part of Youtube

  • I'm in that part of youtube again...how the hell did I get here!?

  • Was that funny? I honestly didn't get it.

  • Greg was recently arrested for the murders of 27 prostitutes. No one saw that coming.

  • that awkward moment when......you're joke is the gayest thing anyone has ever heard.

  • A stand up comedian that says knock knock jokes...This kid is going to be living in a dumpster.

  • he may not be funny but he sure can jump

  • That was a horrible joke. thumbs down

  • that host is like FML...

  • If I was Keyboard Cat, I would have played off that kid BEFORE his Knoc-Knock joke!

  • dont wanna be all by myself anymore ( forever alone)

  • lol at the top comments

  • What did he said? "humpy?"

  • I would love to know what that kid is up to now.

  • @PsychoPookie NOT a comedian. Going more for of a Bill Gates Tech wiz... no one can ever make fun of him again with all of the money he's making.

  • @PsychoPookie He's a baseball manager.

  • I wanna favorite this 1,000 times.

  • 0:55 thats gonna haunt him later in life

  • Let's hope he's better at managing baseball...

  • lol wtf...anyone know whos the host?

  • w. t. f.

  • The fact that he looks like a young Daniel Tosh makes me lol harder.

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • I think my penis fell off.

  • so i am guessing he is both making millions now

  • more like a troll

  • His mom must be so proud

  • He is a god.

  • Blog where this kid/guy talks about this entire show. Kinda interesting to hear the background on it.

    comicvsaudience.blogspot.com/2­008/05/do-it-rockapella-epic-t­ale-of-where-in.html

  • Dude is actually a stand up comic now. For real (google it).

  • wat da fuck

  • digital underground- humpty dance

  • You can cut the awkwardness with a knife!

  • aww poor little dude

  • this video gave me AIDS

  • oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

  • im sure hill just be a stay at home mom

  • haha I like how the guy just keeps repeating "It's ok the mic's working fine, just stand straight" lol

  • What... the... fuck?!

  • ITS OVER FOR U GREG!!!!

  • Comment removed

  • It's a reference to the Digital Underground track "Humpty Dance". Am I that old or is YouTube just populated by kids and hermits?

  • @BVB09Fanatic YouTube is populated by children and hermits.

  • @BVB09Fanatic I knew what he was doing also, I just figured every kid didn't know a word xD It just wasn't funny O_O

  • @BVB09Fanatic just be cause it's referencing something doesnt make it funny

  • @BVB09Fanatic I got the reference...sucky rendition.

  • After he told the joke, I crawled under the blanked and stayed there for like 3 minutes...

  • @Siska0Robert XDD

  • so hes a troll?

  • meow

    

  • 0:55

  • Comment removed

  • What a brilliant Kaufmannesque act!

  • i used to laugh at that joke but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • I watch this video every day

  • lolololol

  • Maybe there laughing on the inside

  • Made me laugh harder than any other comedian.

  • awwww..he's an idiot..poor thing (':

  • So, did Greg ever become a stand-up comedian? I laughed...

  • @taurinecat he's a manager at wal-mart now

  • haha the keyboard key is just getting ready to play him off

  • So what exactly did he say?

  • @Jackson365ish "They call me humpy. They say im numpy(?). I really am kind off funky."

  • LOL WHAT A RETARD

    

  • it's that keyboard; the shit to make your soul burn slow

  • @DeFanoi lol! :D

  • He was actually funny at one point.

    Then, he took an arrow to the knee.

  • well, he is not a stand-up comedian, but hell he makes me laugh!

  • gregg, why didnt you just step away from the mic?

  • DONT FUCKEN TALK INTO THE MIC GREG

  • I prepare scripts for my future as the host of Late Night With Conan O' Brien.

  • That kid keeps getting close to the mic because he thinks its a penis.

  • @aranciobitch

    one of the best what exactly?

  • AHAHAHAHAH FUCKS SAKE GREGORY!!!

  • He works as a chicken farmer.

  • dammit, he had some balls.

  • The suspense in this is literally unbearable.

  • GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE GREGORY

  • @SaltyPictures GREGORIES HIS OWN PERSON DOUCHE NOZZLE

  • I had to open a window to let the awkwardness out of my room.

  • @Rasengan020 HAHAHAHA

  • @Rasengan020 LOL!

  • @Rasengan020 lmfao

  • Tell me Gregory, have you ever heard of the "Seven Dirty Words"?

  • Hey, Gregg.... I'd stick with the Baseball Manager idea. Any joke that includes RAP as the fucking punchline is a grade-A primary indicator that your sense of humor sucks ass.

  • @Gamezalot hey gamezalot i would stick to game, cuz talking to someone featured in a video from like god knows how long is a grade-A indicator that you are either just like greg here not funny, or stupid.

  • it's magic ;D

  • I like how keyboard cat was on stand by,lol.

  • 0:43 alright men get ready, this could be the real deal...

    0:53 Oh shit, all men to your stations! We have immediate fail inbound!

    1:08 OH FUCK!!! THIS FAIL'S TO MASSIVE CALL IN LOW ORBITAL KEYBOARD CANON!!! REPEAT KEYBOARD CANON IS IMMINENT THIS IS DANGER CLOSE! ALL FRIENDLY FOCRES FALL BACK!!!

  • That was so cringeworthy I think it gave me cancer somehow.

  • LOOOOL!!

    

  • OMG, looooooooooooooool

  • I didnt know Dane Cook's real name is Greg Gethard

  • It is awesome the way Keystone Cat knows something stupid is on the way. Nice editing!

  • Such a cunt, greg