10 Reasons why Sasuke is GAY

[hawksasuke97]

@01punkify I'm with you, dunno who the hell ppl think he's gay even though he don't even act like it. Until kishi, the creator of naruto says sasuke's gay, then he isn't.

[vixVIXluvU]

IM THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO IN MY TRIBE!!! :)

[MetalliCxZero]

these are ... reasons?

[penguinsrock971]

[ 1:11] naruto has a boner

[Haruzumakii]

0:12 "If you love to sell pussy, you are a pirate"

[popika5554]

oh thank god i thought i was the only 1 who thouht he was gay

[chesshercat24]

4:22 there blushing 8O

[CeeBear216]

SASUKE ISNT GAY.

[KitsuneAne]

My computer keeps freezing before I can see the 10th reason. What is it?

[sotongalnot]

@KitsuneAne The reason 10 is:He just is!!!

[KitsuneAne]

@sotongalnot Aaah, touche!

[sotongalnot]

@KitsuneAne No no no!!! You don't understand...the last part of the video said so!!!

[Jyuusan]

Sasuke fans just blew their fucking load all over with rage.

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@Jyuusan Unfortunately that means overuse of CAPITALS and exclamation marks!!!!!! and of course the inevitable speling and grammer mistakes (And for those of you who don't get it, I spelled the words incorrectly on purpose =P ) That is all.

[BlackPhast]

lol dude you judging sasuke to quick give the dude a chance and plus it funny how you make him seem gay lol

[rioludaking]

10 reasons why sasuke is not a gay 1.hes cool 2.he wants to kill somebody (itachi) 3.he doesn't care about the girls 4.hes smarter than naruto 5.hes energetic 6.he doesn't care about the konoha 7.he learned fast than naruto 8.calm 9.hes bad for being good and 10 10. hes strong lol :)

[Kakashi0909090909090]

@rioludaking hes not calm he is not better than naruto ant the last thing u say he is strong? he is just lucky... only in the battle with KillerBee he would die becouse he was saved first time by Karin and second time by Juugo in the 2 episodes.... and btw sakura would kick sasukes ass

[kataangluv100]

@rioludaking None of your reasons have any kind of basis. So wanting to kill someone makes you "Not gay?" He doesn't care about girls? Wouldn't that MAKE HIM GAY? He's not smarter than Naruto, you have no way to prove that. Have you even SEEN NARUTO?? Naruto is the most energetic person I've ever seen! Lee too! So, not caring about your home makes you "Not gay?" So what if he learned faster than Naruto? None of these have anything to do with being gay. Gay means happy actually. Troll.

[MizukiLuvs]

who ever said that sasuke was a gay ESKIMO?!?!?!?

[stefanyhatesean]

I laughed my fucking ass off! XD chill guys no need to argue about let's just enjoy the damn series each people has its own opinions right? :3

[Purufufuru]

1:20 I laughed my ass off xDDD

[bluemoondiamond]

lmao i cant get to number two cuz number one iz awesome!! x)

[ArnulfoSalgado]

people need to chill the fuck out -_-

[Haboo65]

@CreepyDogWorld its supposed to be a joke.

[MrVelja98]

he is a gay for sure :D

[ulquiXgrimm]

1:20 LOL i laughed so fuckin hard !!!!!

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[CreepyDogWorld]

1: He never sang a song twerp...

2: If Naruto didn't jump on the desk this wouldn't happen

3: Again you and your pathetic songs

4: Just cuz naruto got pwned badly doesn't mean that Sasuke wants butt sex

5: Lol fetish? You don't know the true meaning of fetish so yea

6: He wants tight pants eh? Then you need to grow a pair

7: If you see a hot chick on a pole you will be considered as a gay too

8: Failed.

9: Lolwut?

10: I bet you're bi :/

[linaeana]

@CreepyDogWorld Agree with ya... this video's so fake... Sasuke's awesome ^^

but i wouldnt mind if he was gay... as long as he liked naruto hehe >:D

i'm just saying...

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@CreepyDogWorld somebody doesn't know a joke when he sees one -_-

[CreepyDogWorld]

@ArnulfoSalgado That would be you :3

[Purufufuru]

@CreepyDogWorld "10: I bet you're bi :/" no need to attack the creator to get your point across?

[CreepyDogWorld]

@Purufufuru ok?

[01punkify]

sasuke isn't gay, and all these, theyre just BULL SHIT!

HOW could u guys prove that he's gay???

calling him gay wont make u staight! LOL

anyway, if u say he's gay, when him & and naruto kissed, obviously, that was an accident!

[jramos9991]

@01punkify Whoa, you're taking this waaaaay too seriously. It's a joke. Sasuke could be Bi for all we know. If you pay attention to the story line, he pays way more attention to Naruto than anyone else besides Itachi. And, If you ever see the interviews, Kishimoto said that it will end in a SasuNaru way.

[01punkify]

@jramos9991 yeah right, he only pays attention to naruto cuz he's curious about him & wants to beat or fight him.,, something like that,, he's just jealous of him cuz also he's stronger.,

[jramos9991]

@01punkify Wow, you even included the "Something like that" That just shows me you're not even sure.

And really, look those interviews up. Trust me, I prolly know a lot more about Naruto than you do.

[01punkify]

@jramos9991 like i care about ur opinion if u know a lot more of naruto than I do! All I'm saying is stop treating him like some kind of shit! I don't care if this is just video for fun! all who thinks he's gay should just be quiet!

[jramos9991]

@01punkify Wow, you even said it yourself. JUST. FOR. FUN. You should really pay more attention to yourself than a fan made video.

[01punkify]

@jramos9991 don't u fuckin understand me? jeez, go and suck a donkey's HOle!

[jramos9991]

@01punkify u mad, bro?

[01punkify]

@jramos9991 i'm not ur bro., And I'm a girl

[jramos9991]

@01punkify

I bet you are.

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@jramos9991 I want a link to those so-called interviews. Seriously man. I look this shit up and can find anything.

[kataangluv100]

@01punkify Prove he isn't. 

[01punkify]

@kataangluv100 Sasuke?. . . . . . . .Gay? . . . . .I do not think so. Who would say something like that. He doesn't even act gay. I know he doesn't take any interest in girls, but he doesn't take interest in guys either!!

Hes not gay. He doesnt like any girls, and hes closer to Naruto than anyone else, but that doesnt make him gay. He likes Naruto like a best friend and a brother, but he doesnt love him.

[TotalRoman04]

SASUKE"S THE ONLY GAY ESKIMO

[hidakuzufan814]

Funny

[showoffmcgee]

LOL

[TheDeadGunslinger]

idk, if sauskes goal was to avenge then revive his clan wouldnt he get with a chick to you know reproduce and make more little uchihas??

[TheNarutoResengan]

wtf is this shit

[PartyTwins96]

...SASUKE IS GAY DEFNETLY!

[Veerasan12]

Sasuke is really gay! xD

[227brokenheart]

sasuke's not gay. you're gay cuz u said he's gay >_<

[azkalizta08]

LMAOWFOC

2:06 lolololololol

[boda2306]

you mother f......g liar this is so FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE

[MibuKenshin]

@boda2306 calm down, everyone knows it's fake, it was just a joke about a tv show, don't take things so seriously

[blackanime101]

@Wolfbloodvamps171 my friend...tell me since when have naruto kissed sasuke twice the only one i have seen is where naruto accidently got 'pushed from the guy behind him! unless you are saying that the second one happened in naruto shippuden...?!

[MibuKenshin]

@blackanime101 well yes and no, the second kiss happened in shippuden but the episode was a filler about a old mission they had before sasuke left the village, it was one of those episodes in the knoha history filler arc they were showing before the real story continued.

[blackanime101]

@MibuKenshin wait so can you tell me which episode is it? please??

[MibuKenshin]

@blackanime101 sorry for late reply, if you still need to know the episode, it was 194 the worst three-legged race ever.

[blackanime101]

@MibuKenshin oh thxs man i am late in my naruto shippuden episodes i mean i am only on 185?!! what is this hey btw wanna be friends...?

[MibuKenshin]

@blackanime101 no problem and sure we can be friends.

[wodkateddy2]

some people are taking these things way too serious... -.- 

[zegaboy098]

shiiiiiiit.....lmso

[alphawolf1111]

Song two: I'm an emo kid

From: Hollywood undead. K???

[S1CkDuD3]

@TheSsGOKU123

Lol.. you must be joking.. -.- If you dont care for anime chars etc.. why do you even see the animes? lol.. I think you just waste your time.. And in this case you waste my time as well,responding to your messages.. Omg!! -.-'

[S1CkDuD3]

@Wolfbloodvamps171

Dumbass dont you know what "Filler Episodes" are? -.-

The second time It happened It doesnt matter because the episode Sasuke kissed Naruto was filler(Not made from the creator of the Naruto Mange), so It doesnt matter..

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@S1CkDuD3 still happened :) lol

[Wolfbloodvamps171]

Actually Naruto kissed Sasuke twice

[S1CkDuD3]

@TheSsGOKU123

No Prob then.. Just think what would you say if I posted a video at youtube and telling that Goku is gay for Vegeta and u will understand how it is..

[pinkniles]

he just is! lol im cracking up. i hate sasuke. (sees itachi photos) HOLLY SHIT!!! ITACHI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fangirl faint)

[S1CkDuD3]

@TheSsGOKU123

Lol I didnt get it serious.. I jsut expressed my opinion like u did.. And Im just a fan trying to defend my beliefs, Like I care about a retarded man who is having fun by offending other people -.-..

Also plz next time write english ~.~..

[TheNarutardKiller]

There both gay.

[MsSandmaster]

if this is like a naruto hater vid than dislike but if its just for fun its pretty funyy xd

[lewa2000]

plus you should delete this cause all your reasons are null and void. and rediculus. and FAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!!! so you should delete it.

[shadowsasorideidara]

@lewa2000 RELAX!!!The vid was just 4 laughs!

[Trutenxforever]

lol "he just is" xD

[sakura0055]

Ok that's just stupid

[S1CkDuD3]

@TheSsGOKU123 I dont comment because ur comment bothers me.. I know that Sasuke haven't to do with your GAY phantasms!I comment only cuz you have many thumbs up..

If someone had killed your family and your friends and he ran away if you didnt chase him like Sasuke did, you were the one who would be gay(fear) and inhuman!

The fact that Sasuke doesnt have any girlfriend proves that he is determined to achieve his goals no what he is gay..So STFU U RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!

Thumbs up for Sasuke! ^_^

[S2JennieS2]

@S1CkDuD3 no, thumbs down.

[3cch1tt3b4n3]

@S1CkDuD3 LOL at least Naruto is a full gay!!!! xD Ans as stanmarsh4eve300 said: Sasuke is gay for him. :3

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@S1CkDuD3 Fuck you, Moron. Sasuke trying to kill Itachi was fine, but then trying to destroy all of Konoha and It's people because of the mstakes of a few is incredibly stupid and the OPPOSITE of what Itachi wanted him to do, Sasuke is a whining fag.

The fact that he shows NO interest whatsoever in any female shows that he is not heterosexual, but he does not show interest in males either, he's just an obsessive emo.

I honestly don't know how anyone could be a fan of this Cocksucker.

[JashinsAngel99]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 how can someone be a fan of Sasuke?I don't know...all i know is that im obsessed with him and i hate it!

i mean seriously?a naruto fangirl who's obsessed with Sasuke,WTF?

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@JashinsAngel99 Is this comment supposed to be sarcastic? If not then it is simply nonsensical, if you like or dislike something there are obviously reasons why. Yet you don't want to like him? then don't. This isn't some trashy Jerry Springer-like "i love him but i don't know why" sort of thing. He is a FICTIONAL character, and a shit one at that. That is all.

[JashinsAngel99]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 well im sorry if i've got an obsessive dissorder!

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@JashinsAngel99 Have you been medically diagnosed with having an Obsessive Disorder? If not then it is simply blind and shallow fangirl-ism. And i don't think there is a medically known cure for Fangirl Syndrome, except for maturity, that is not meant as an insult BTW. That is all.

[JashinsAngel99]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 no i have not been medically diagnosed,i don't need to be,I KNOW im obsessed with him,i have never benn a fan of anything for more than 5 months(i call it multiple favourite switch-a-roo syndrome)and no matter how much i try i can't stop thinking of him,i dream about him,i sometimes think i see him,i want to be felt by him,you say thats not an obsessive disorder?if you don't think thats bad thats only the start of it!

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@JashinsAngel99 Then i suggest you actually do see a doctor, that level of obsesssion towards a fictional character, assuming you are not exaggerating, is not normal (also a tad creepy). Although I am not qualified to give you advice, i would suggest more social interaction with REAL people. Maybe you could meet someone to like who is actually tangible, as the closest thing you're going to get to interacting with Sasuke is a bad cosplayer. This also doesn't explain how he could have fans Btw.

[JashinsAngel99]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 ...i don't like docters and i don't like other people

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@JashinsAngel99 Guess you're screwed then. TBH i'm not too fond of Doctors or People either. Oh well, guess you'll spend the rest of your days fantasizing about having a relationship with a fictional character, or in a Straitjacket, either way, good luck.

[JashinsAngel99]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 um ok...guess i am screwed then...oh well thats life!

[dskull2000]

i thought in the end you were refering to 4:22 xDDD

[97toph]

f""k you man f""k you

[drakebudasz]

If I were gay I would be mad at you for making fun of my kind,but I`m not lol so I guess that statment is pointless.

Sasuke doesn`t wear light colors,he doesn`t cry when he gets his nails broken,ect ect

Sasuke is gay because a guy killed his Mother,and Father?Its called hate,lol.

[lewa2000]

and also the only reason NARUTO kissed HIM is cause some guy in front of hin knocked naruto into sasuke.

[lewa2000]

what is wrong with you people!!!!???? has he ever shown any proof? i mean real proof no that you can manipulate his mouth to sing a stupid song? and plus....he tried to kill naruto? and you say he likes him???? how the hell does that work?????

[dskull2000]

@lewa2000 sasuke is gay because naruto used sexy jutso in front of him and he didnt even react

sasuke is gay because on shipuden the red haired gil from his team asked him if he wanted her to wash his back and he said no! SHE WAS NAKED ! NAKED!!!!

[lewa2000]

@dskull2000 so? just because sasuke isn't as perverted doesn't meanhee isn't more of a man then you are.

[dskull2000]

@lewa2000 sasuke is gay

and he is a anime character so no he isnt more of a man than me and perverts rock!!!

[lewa2000]

@dskull2000 pervert's are less manly then people who aren't. it just means that you don't have enough willpower to resist those urges where those who are truely manly have enough will power to resist.

[dskull2000]

@lewa2000 who said anything about me

I AM NOT A PERVERT OMFG AND I WILL NEVER BE

I JUST SAY THEY ROCK CUZ THEY ARE FUNNY

YOU WANA START A DAMN FIGHT ON THE INTERNET MY FRIEND?

[lewa2000]

@dskull2000 .... and people who swear also don't have not much willpower either.

[lewa2000]

@dskull2000 .... and people who swear also don't have not much willpower either. dang... now i've got the song stuck in my head while commenting on this....

[dskull2000]

@lewa2000 wow nice sayng "now i've got the song stuck in my head while commenting on this...."

you are trieng to make me laugh or stop this fight?

who the hell do you thinck you are sayng wath i am or ain`t i dont damn know you and i dont want to know can you leave me alone ??.plz i have other things to lose time with.

[lewa2000]

@dskull2000 neither. i was just saying is all.....

and i'm trying to prove that you shouldn't say that someone is more then twice the man you are is gay just cause you are less then half the man he is and your jealous.

[dskull2000]

@lewa2000 YEAH I WOULD LIKE TO BE A STUPID TV SERIES CHARACTER THAT GOT HIS FAMILY KILLED AND IS GAY

FUCK UP I AM TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR SHITS

GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASSS UNTILL YOU ANALY BLEED TO DEATH YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK OFF YOU ARE BLOCKED FOR LIFE YOU MOTHERASSFUCKING HOMOPRODITH

CYA LATER IN HELL YOU STUPID ASSHOLLE MORON GO SUCK YOUR FATHERS COCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MOM YOU SON OF A BITCH .I. SUCK IT MOTHERFUCKER IDIOT BITCH!

[lewa2000]

@dskull2000

gosh you have a temper...and you have a serious lack of willpower. at least sasuke has some. unlike you. all you can do is sit around saying people who would actually do something with their lives are gay (unreal though they may be). you should take sasuke's example and make something of you like instead of accusing him of a crime which he has not commited. which further proves you are less of a man then he is.

#1 you have little self control.

#2 you have no willpower.

and #3

[PWNERLasse]

@lewa2000 man you gotta stop talking about anime chars like they really exist and get some friends...

[KyuubiLuvsRamen]

@dskull2000 ....the was kind of........wei....rd

[chiaP3]

LOL @ THE SEALS!! XD

[XXchilorXX]

Gay...makes me sad because it used to mean really happy, AND someone ruined it.Even some people back then were named Gay and now they're embarassed of their name. :(

[2015danteinferno]

@vaporeon20

dude you are retarded

[Luckyclaw7]

OF COURSE! Why didn't we see it before?! He really is a gay Eskimo `o` !

[UltimateBlader1]

SUKZ!!



[MeLaYsHa11]

GO TO manga.animea.net read naruto dj allegory

[miragechic2]

sasuke now will be refered from me as the only gay eskimo.

[yurisaikoro111]

You know, Sasuke is just a fictional character. It's not like he's real. All you fangirls and fanboys (maybe some gays LOL) , you guys don't need to support Sasuke or sumthin. I'm not much of a fan of Sasuke. I like Naruto more. plus, Sasuke is EVIL. EVIL I TELL YOU!!

[TheLovesoul1]

@TheSsGOKU123 ouch thats got to hurt!

[6kiper1]

stupid sasuke :P

[beanzy305]

I think he is gay i mean he shows NO affection for ANY girls and i recall in shippuden when naruto did the sexy jutsu it didnt affect him At All !!!!! I mean not even a blush and he's never liked any girl

[BassTKD826]

@beanzy305 He shows affection for Sakura, but not THAT type of affection.

[3cch1tt3b4n3]

OH HELL YEAH! ::D::D::D::D First this vid didn't work and I was like: T__T but then I reloaded the page and... JEYJEY IT WORKED OLOL!!!

[Silverwolf26100]

after all he is da only gay eskimo.....lol

[shadedsoulhorse]

1:23 NARUTO SEAL'S?? LOLOL!!

[stanmarsh4eve300]

of course he's gay! HES GAY FOR NARUTO :D

[CreepyDogWorld]

@stanmarsh4eve300 More like the opposite...Sasuke doesn't want to see Naruto but Naruto wants to see him :I

[nigeriankidprince]

@stanmarsh4eve300 R U STUPID NARUTO IS THE BEST SHOW OF LIFE OKAY

[hiinata4eva]

lol, there is finaly proof!!!



[iloveneji12]

Itachi is happy with this video hehehehehehe

[TerkaDX]

1:20 Flying Fishes!!! XDDDD

[cikagietis]

+1 :)

xD

[cikagietis]

+1 :)

[lovinganime217]

omg do you watch flcl i love that show

[loution]

@TheSsGOKU123 hahahaa best comment EVER !!! :D

[ozieozieozie321]

fake

[misstastyQ]

oro whants sasu in the shower.....

[xYamaJin]

@sexysavy726 xd no they dont ;3

[xxsasukelover4everxx]

reason 10: HE JUST IS!!!!!! lol i don't care wat my username says, i just liked this video!!!!

[haxbox7]

THIS IS FOR KILLING DEIDARA BEOYCH

[ukenarulover15]

i must be emo is from hollywood undead

[shoppingfreak9]

Awesome video...I hate this Freak...sasgay *shivers* he gives me nightmares!

[xXsarahXromanceXx]

@_@ absurd ~ funny songs tho ^^



[tyshawn789]

@TheSsGOKU123 well its hilarious good job :P

[tyshawn789]

@TheSsGOKU123 lmaooooooooooooooo

[xYamaJin]

IF YOU THINK SASUKE IS GAY<

NARUTO IS TOO BECAUSE NARUTO KISSED TOO AND IT WAS THE FAIL OF NARUTO TO FALL OVER AND KISS HIM SO... WHOS GAY?

AND NARUTO IS THE ONE WHO IS AFTER SASUKE THE WHOLE FKING TIME

SO NARUTO IS THE GAY HERE =.=

[NecroBlade33]

@xYamaJin yes but naruto shows some attraction toward sakura, and sasuke shows no attraction to any girl what so ever

[xYamaJin]

@NecroBlade33 Because sasuke focused on getting revenge , so....

[zxR0Bxz]

wow, i cant believe my frend sent me a link to this stupid shit, ur a fuckin turd!

[Muckilove]

SasUKE XP There's he's gay...but only for Naruto

[kirasaske]

He is JAPANESE you idiot YAPANESE YAPANISE

OK i love sasuke but the vid is cool and I LOVE YAOI

but still he is YAPANESE

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

O_O

[monkeykitten5]

@TheSsGOKU123 OMG that is totally true lol

[animezinx]

so true

[just1kevin]

hmm this didt really make sense =l i first didt like sasuke because he thought he was real cool or somthing like that but now in shippuuden he is cool ^^ so nah he is not gay by me.

[UchihaFan182]

So? I like Yaoi. :3

[jcvdmantas]

FUCK YOU ALL SASUKE HATERS-NOOBS. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS.SASUKE IS BEST ANIME CHARACTER EVER. SO YOU NOOBS SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THOSE STUPID COMMENTS NOOBS HES BEST AND VIDEO CREATER IS REAL FAGGOT. GET A LIFE FAG.

[MotherTheresa8]

@jcvdmantas perfect example of a crazed fangirl. I thought they only existed fopr Deidara. Both characters are over-rated in my opinion. I like Sasuke, but he can be whiney and all. I do think he may be gay though. Sorry, this is coming from an Itachi/Saix/Sasori fan. NOT FANGIRL!!!!!!!!! JUST A FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yurisaikoro111]

@jcvdmantas come on, how about you try to GET A LIFE! 3 reasons, 1:Why would you EVER watch videos like this when you are a fan of Sasuke? 2: Try to have some sense of humor, alot of fans like to make fun of Sasuke even though they have been obsessed with him. 3: Why don't you just SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

[jcvdmantas]

@yurisaikoro111

He always be the best character in naruto show so you poor hater shut your mouth and get a life. He's the best forever. jealous fags.

[TiahGothGirl96]

i looked at the comments and i was trying to pronounce how people were saying 'saucegay' and i sed it then for some reason reminded me alot of janice from friends O_O

[Nejigirlfriend9]

saucegay sux

[randomteensx2]

sasGAY!

[Animechic1997]

where can i get the song "the only gay eskimo"?

[crisslalokita]

just super cool!!!

[foni]

at 4:23 were there kissing do you notice there both blushing

[foni]

@TheSsGOKU123 LOL OMG that's so true!!!

[stayfly2cam]

Hez not gay

[kamislammi]

i found him sleeping with naruto. thats when i found out he was gay