How To Speak Like A Kiwi

[powtunes]

half that shits aussie , kiwis tryin to claim .....yeh right

[NomNomHippo]

Lol the guy trying to do the drink and drive ad

[ManzaWoman]

I Like this one...

Brother from another Mother

and

Sister from another mister.

But i Like with the Kiwi Accent!!!

[watnee46474]

Fush 'n' Chups! ya Winker

[ImTheonidas]

yea qhee hard qhee all day qhee skuxx az bru

ROFL.

[peace0is1morelife]

please help what is a hungie?

[brobusker]

@peace0is1morelife Hangi is a traditonal Maori dish cooked under ground with steam

[ManzaWoman]

@brobusker

You forgot something... Is Delicious!!!

[quicksilver2k]

@peace0is1morelife properly pronounced 'hungee' with the ng spoken from the back of the mouth :) A Hangi is like an earth oven.

[Rangirua]

l like " the land for bags of course" lol, but we all know billy does it better, hehe

[TheMattozzie]

ANYMORE BACK CHAT AND YOU WONT BE GOING TO THE BLUE LIGHT DISCO

[Dayo988]

just going to the dairy for some fush and chups bru

[stuwieNZ]

HAHAHA crack up wen people try 2 speak new Zealand !!!

[SEzzar3110]

far i miss new zealand bahaah i been living in australia so im lossing my accent

[stadus1]

lol this shits funny kool vid

[TheMisodoctakleidist]

LMFAO @ 1:01

[YUCKfoodnetwork]

LOL they are saying it completly wrong!

[bedgoupbedgodown]

no blue light disco for u

[Tracii0920]

Completely and utterly amazing :L

[bemahfriend]

wo0t! go NZ go OZ. cant wait to visit! learned so much by books and chatting to people from there.. its amazing! learned this from an aussie "ta" :P haha.

love from US :)

[20327070]

@bemahfriend lol nz is not that exciting haha

[sheenza911]

foreigners...sound like theyre still learning their first words like little kids. they so can't talk like kiwis. im a kiwi and could only understand half of what they were saying

[SOflyPHENOMINAL]

"He's a ku-ma-rah short of a Han-gee" Oh thats funny

[SOflyPHENOMINAL]

Hahaha. That old lady is hilarious "Bloody Drongo,hori poofta." Haha. I havent heard anyone say that in so long.But i have heard it.

[TheYoumatey]

they gave it a good shot but we kiwis speak pedigree english :P

[BenKHouch]

@TheYoumatey whered i get my bag..i pinched it!

[5clue]

would of been hard out funny if they had some hori slang lolz!!! but they tried their best ...gotta give them that

[invincibleseth]

I hate this country: the government has "white man's quilt, the maori run around saying "gimmy back ma land" and the rest of us just want everyone to shut the fuck up.

[hanros98]

whoop whoop rahul dravid

[Jollygoodas]

The indian guy at 0:36 and asian guy at 0:43 can pull it off, because they could come from Otahu, Every one else is HORRIBLE!

[NinjaEastaBunni]

Ooo Kiri Kiri Ana I found a sqaushed bananaaa. Best song to sing at primary ever!!!!

[pohatu559]

Pause at 1:01

[GingaGurl232]

@pohatu559 omg thats funny i cant believe i missed that the first time round

[iiLaala13]

@pohatu559

haaha

[cpguynzbboy]

lol this is funny listening to them try say our accent

[pacificSWEETNESS]

"one day a taniwa went swimming in the moarna , he whispered sweetly in my taringa" LOL, pakehas are crack ups sometimes - love it. ahahaha :)

[nrlstar]

@pacificSWEETNESS they arnt pakeha they are americans

[feejan]

@nrlstar I thought 'pakeha' meant 'white person' Those American's WERE white!

[b4ilogon]

@feejan

I am pretty sure a pakeha means a white kiwi, correct me if I am wrong :S

[feejan]

@b4ilogon I'm not too sure. But if a white person was standing on the street without even speaking, I can almost guaruntee that a maori would call them a pakeha just cos they are white. Even if they were not from NZ.

[b4ilogon]

@feejan

Okay my mate - she is a kiwi - she said a Pakeha is basically someone who is born in NZ and is not Maori, so I don't think a maori would just go around calling them a pakeha my 2nd cousin is actually part maori and she does not exactly have the features unlike my friend here is Aus.

[feejan]

@b4ilogon Well it seems her "pakeha" genes are stronger in her. And I'm talking about those Maori that just hate on white because they're white. The majority of white kiwi have never called themselves a pakeha. It's a maori word, for them to use as far as I'm concerned. If I have to tick a box and the options are pakeha or European NZ, I'mticking the latter!

[natealley]

@b4ilogon pakeha means foreigner mate, kirima means white person.

[brontslovexx]

haha kumara short of a hangi ! haha its said KOOMAHRAH short of a HAANG-EY

and taringa is a ear said TAH RING AH. hahah thats actually crack up. i dnt see how we have a accent?

[ivanrogernz]

This is funny lolololol

[shootingstarzxo]

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god i love this video!

[loganr66]

remember to role your r's

[gomeiamcool]

did i see rahul dravid?

[brobusker]

Yep, Rahul was in there! By fluke we met him on the Auckland Waterfront. Great guy and up for it!

[triggertheoriegroupy]

1:10

lol what was he saying ?

[brobusker]

No Wucking Furries - old Kiwi saying, just swap the W and F around.

[0Zolrender0]

@brobusker pretty sure no wukkers is an aussie saying.

[sqwonk11]

"Taniwha" lolol hahaha classic.

[centuryman007]

Then theres the fucking Naenae and Taita accent from The Hutt Valley, usually from someone wearing grey track pants and ug boots with a dressing gown on in the middle of summer. It is almost unintelligible and may God have mercy on your soul if you ever wish to learn it!

LOL

[beckers2325]

Hes a koomara short of a hungii hahaha

[Blackeclipse1000]

Im a kiwi (N.Z) and N.Z IS NOT GAY FAG and thats not how to speak kiwi.....

lol

[saltwaterlondon]

haha i've got that book too!

[sCaRaMoUcHiii]

Haha i have this book but they forgot SWEET AS BRO! XD

[boonbash]

fuck you, you ausralian cocky bastard

shame you got fucked over in the rugby league world cup ae

[sqwonk11]

God I love this comment.

It's the best bloody comment I've seen. Ever.

[ilovemusic1140]

go new zealand! =)

[GMTA91]

drongo is australian wat more does new zealend want to steal they stole our flag and took a star off it and calls it there flag sheep shagers

[CHEEEEEYA]

It's hot in Aussie right? You must be sweating like Steve Irwin in a pool of stingrays

[GMTA91]

go shag a sheep have u got off with the sheep down the road yet poof and new zealend is good for nothing u guys will neva hosat the olympics and australia had the best olympics eva SUCK MY HARY COCK NEW ZEALAND

[Fobbie101]

LOLOLOL its funny listing to other people try out our accents and slang

[ConfuzzledCub]

@Fobbie101 LMFAO KUMARA!

[GingaGurl232]

lol al of them still had their own accent! funny watching people try our slang!!!!!

[GMTA91]

NEW ZEALANDS GAY

[someonegetsteve]

I like how you picked the guy wearing a backpack to say it

[LeTorina]

Where did I get my bag? Lands for bags of course!!!

Bahahahahaha thats my favourite one!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!