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  • Jim Davidson is a nothing, a tory groveling asshole, one bloke who's head i could cut off with a rusty blade and not worry about it.

    a real comic would be bill hicks, compared to bill, davidson is just plain A grade shite.

  • I was once given free tickets to see Jim Davidson live on stage, somehow I still felt ripped off.

  • i'm irish, and laughed all the way, have to disagree with the critics here, i have laughed at jims jokes since he started, he has always played on race, but he draws on his lfe experiences, which is something alot of his copiers don't have, i can't stand racists, but jim is truly one of the masters of stand up, and he is one of the lads too.

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  • you want offensive then bernard manning and chubby brown

    i wish the p c brigade would just piss off and get a life

  • Thats not really offensive it's just fuckin dreadful. I will say this though his Irish accent isn't bad but I can tell ye now it ain't nowt like a Cork accent. He's just done the equivalent of someone doing a Birmingham accent and saying they're from Cornwall

  • If people do'nt like him why do they watch him ?...Is it so they can have a moan about something ?...Personally i think any one who goes to Afganistan ect. to entertain our troops deserves a medal......

  • im irish and fuck the irish who are hating he clearly says his mother is irish so he has every right to take the piss out of us and even if he was 100% english he still would theres noting wrong with making fun of each other what harm does it do. so shut the fuck up you over sensitive wankers!

  • jim davidson is an ignorant pig of a person....

  • jim davidson is an ignorant pig of a person....

  • hahahahaha why do you bother to waste your time watching Jims videos if you don't like his humor. at the end of the day he is just having a laugh and he has said time and time again fuck you, he wont change just coz he offends people if you dont like it go watch some unfunny mainstream comedian like lee evans,

  • What an embarrassment to the UK

  • He's the human comedian equivalent to Woolworths, refusing to believe the world has changed. What annoys me most about him is that he has displayed sheer ignorance since his career went downhill, a stubborn man who has lived on dated material

  • Sidesho..

  • @zXGRITZXz ...is a video game commentator/musician on YouTube. What's your point? How is that in any way related to this?

  • Whats the Irish word for 'unfunny cunt'?

  • @marctravolta un greannmhar fhaighin.

  • @Robbie63 Cheers Robbie. not a bad title for his DVD.

  • Well, all of those who are commending him for his accent should know that he's using a Dublin accent, not a Cork accent, like he says. A Fermoy accent is possibly antipodal to a Dublin accent... And it's not even a great Dublin accent.

  • he`s stuck in the 80`s the unfunny fuck.

  • I'm Irish. Not offended. But it's also not funny.

  • good irish accents def not a cork one.. heard this joke a millon times b4 though and told better

  • Whatever Jim. The world has moved on.

  • I'm Irish and this didn't offend me. But I honestly believe that Davidson has no talent. A genuinely talented comic can make you laugh WITHOUT having to make racist, homophobic, anti disabled or blue remarks. Maybe the PC brigade do take things a bit too far. But it's true that if stripped of those weapons he would be unable to entertain. A true comic can entertain without resorting to smut.

  • @keithmcneill55 You would be in the distinct majority mate.

  • @keithmcneill55 Mate, you are completely wrong. The job of a comic/comedian is to make people laugh. It is as simple as that. The more talented the performer, the more people they make laugh. How comics make people laugh is up to them. No material is off limits. Where these 'guidelines' and 'rules' have come from I'll never know.

  • @keithmcneill55 With regards to Jim Davidson, he has been entertaining people of all ages for 30 years. Whether it is in panto or presenting Big Break and The Generation Game. Families have enjoyed watching him perform. This proves how versatile he is.Not everyone enjoyed him, but millions and millions did.

    You don't have to like Davidson to acknowledge the success that he's had. Even now, with a negative reputation and little TV exposure, he is able to pack out venues.

  • @kappy450 I never said I disliked him, and I never said that the points I made were either guidelines or rules that anyone else has to adhere to. I simply said that I beleived he has no talent, because he is unable to entertain without resorting to that smut. It's just a personal belief, thats all. Also I never said he was completely talentless. I merely said that as a comic, in my view, he has little or no talent. Just some thoughts :)

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  • @keithmcneill55 You and 14 other people are very naive about comedy. You're definition of a comedian ignores the 600 year history of comedy in which people have had to find different subjects to make jokes about. Some comedians play it safe, but are good at their craft and some comedians play it less safe but are still clever comedians. Having watched and studied the work of hundreds of comedians from the early 20th century to the present, I can safely say, Davidson is not a poor comedian.

  • @WiseOwlOfGallifrey Two people can hold different opinions. If you like this sort of comedy, good for you, it means nothing to me. Simply because something is not to a certain individuals taste, does not imply their naivety. It just means they have a different point of view. You say he is not a poor comedian. I say that he is. You can't deny that public perception of him would be considerably negative.

  • @keithmcneill55 I suppose there is a negative perception of him but I don't care what the 'public' think. I'll say what I want to. You say what you want to. That's the beauty of YouTube. Byeeeeee!

  • @keithmcneill55 Calm your teets, this is hardly racist. Irish arent the pun of the joke, its the fact that theyre twins that are too drunk to function and they each think theyve met a fellow resident of the area they are from.

  • @SpartanKng I think my statement was made with a measured amount of calmness. I got the joke. Davidson is well known for making racist remarks, but I never said that this particular piece was racist. I just think he has little talent.

  • @keithmcneill55 NO ONE REALLY THINKS IRISH PEOPLE ARE STUPID. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. FFS.

    If people get "offended" by a joke it's because they acknowledge truth in it and it makes them uncomfortable, because that would mean we're not really "all the same", which damages their SICK politio-religion where they get to tell everyone else how to think.

  • @thespacialone If you re read my original post, I specifically said I'm Irish and this DIDN'T offend me. I was merely expressing an opinion, I never told anyone how they should think, so I'm not real clear about what your issue is.

  • @keithmcneill55 "I never told anyone how they should think"

    I didn't imply you did. I was making a point about people generally (well, the bigots who tell other people what they should find funny, and never thought, or said, that was you).

    Perhaps the confusion arose because whilst you might not think the video racist, you did seem to think his comedy was at least some times racist. The R word is an anti-white slur, which perhaps explains my tone, but I apologise for any offence caused.

  • dont you love the irish accent?

  • nice one jim..saw the 2nd gag coming but the 1st one was great!im irish and this is not offensive at all.people need to get over themselves!

  • crap with a capital C.

  • Reading some of these comments I would guess most have never seen Jim, rather like hating Brussels sprouts without ever tasting. He is just funny don't take things so serious. As for Dara O' Briain, don't make me laugh. Boots & fit to lick springs to mind

  • the only funny joke :)

  • Jim Davidson is just as funny as any current Brit!

  • I'm Irish. And this is a funny skit. Funny is funny. End of...... I'm not saying I agree with Davidson on other things, but this is funny...

  • A copy of the legand Brendan Grace but Brendan doesn't use bad language and is much funnier.

  • tommy tiernan is not funny at all.all he does is shout when he's on stage bloody muppet he is

  • epic.

  • Great Stuff

  • I dont care how racist or ignorant he is. this is some funny shit...especially the little fart he does. class act.

  • British arrogance.

  • this lad is a fuckin disgrace to english race, ignorant fucking scumbag !

  • @thekeythesecret glad it upsets u  bit like the scum ira who upset me

    k bitch

  • @fiveminutestotroll im actually english, hes still a tosser and an embarrassment to the crown.

  • @thekeythesecret ok yr english but yr a retarded englishman-get the fuck off youtube your embarassing yourself and your country

    get me

  • @fiveminutestotroll ur why people despise us, go get an education , ur no better that half of black london, fuckin dumb lower class santa ponza scumbag chav ! ha fukin laughed at ya fukin tosser !

  • I know an irish bloke that acts and sounds just like jims impression lol

  • classic....he tells them so well.

  • judgedreadmusic

  • lol he is slagging his own mother

  • He is really dated maybe he appeals to the uk audience but compared to the like of Dara o Briain tommy tiernan lee mack etc etc he's an amatuer

  • @mjintegrale dara ain't funny, never once have i found his jokes funny

  • Im only an American..but I like that most Irish here don't find this offensive. you guys got a great sense of humor. I lived in Cork for 6 months recently and its definitely not a Cork accent haha

  • I'm Irish and this is not racist, It's quite good actually.

    The world has gotten too serious

    It's just a bit of craic'

  • if thats a fermoy accent them im mother theresa

  • its not racist its stand up

  • A Brendan Grace imposter. Not a patch on Brendan

  • Fuckin twins are pissed again.

  • Not funny. Just a racist cunt.

  • @gunninlinguist

    how the fuck is that racist you retard?!?!

  • Great impression

  • That joke about drunk twins was also in Killinascully! XD

    God, i love Irish and British humor!

  • Not one of the Thatcherite "educated", knuckle draggers, supporting Jim Davidson, on this page, can spell ?

  • What a shit joke! Comedy from the 80s, maybe my grandad would find it funny but I doubt it.

  • I'm really Irish, royal celtic Irish, not a half breed cunt like Davidson. Or idiot "Paddys" who disgraced their loved ones here claiming this little fucking gold chain wearing, tacky, unholy, rancid english RAT is funny. Fuck you "arsenaljsutliffuk" and "TheGodParticle" you filthy english pricks, thats if you even are english and not a couple of half so solid crews like the rest of your god forsaken rotton country that used to be justified in using the proud name of england.

  • The mans a legend.

  • our scotish deer hound cannot stop howeling ahwoooooo woo woo

  • im irish and i like jim so fuck off u sad twats who cant take a joke

  • His accent is FLAWLESS! 'I'll have the other one!'

  • The Irish invented the toilet seat. 800 years later the English cut a hole in it.

  • @JoachimderZweite funny!

  • slag*

    

  • Im irish and I thought it was hilarious :D Its just humor and if your really Irish you wouldnt give a shit, we allways slang ourselves :D

  • Swear the world has gone mad !!! No one has a sense of humor any more ! It's a sad day ! Jim davidson is very funny ! One of my favorites of all time seen him live 4 times he is a legend !

  • I'm Irish and not a fan of Davidson, but that was pretty funny. You're not letting your fucking heritage down by having a laugh at this. I mean there are obviously English people who dislike the Irish who will laugh at this in a mean spirited way but that's not the fault of the joke teller. Don't be so sensitive......

  • @StevieWondersWhy24 agreed, people are retarded.

  • Actually a pretty good accent though not Cork

  • Can't see anything racist or demeaning against the Irish here... Good jokes though.

  • definition of CUNT!

  • Great accents alright, but the accent is as far away from Cork as Moscow is!

  • very funny

  • ah fukin classic

  • Talk about a turncoat. His mother must be well proud!!

  • I'm Irish and I don't find this offensive at all. The only thing that annoys me is that I've heard the joke before. I hate to do it but have to actually commend Jim Davidson on his Irish accent!! I'm surprisingly impressed...

  • @boxgrafik same here mate...agree with everything you said

  • @boxgrafik "Ahh fooken twins ah pissed again." I'm glad I got this joke, I'm American and it sucks sometimes because I don't understand the humor or the relevence of the joke but THIS ONE I GOT! HURRAY!

  • It's weird to think how when I was growing up, the BBC's idea of light entertainment was a family game show involving snooker. - Big Break if any remembers that!

    It's a sad reflection on how far we've come now in that the BBC have given up on such shows for stuff like Freaky Eaters. Pretty sad really.

  • To everyone slagging off Mr Davidson you dont have to fuckin' watch him or even search his name on internet do something else !!! like. . hang out the washing

  • good irish accents but theyre not cork accents!

  • Typical english shit, well goes to show they have nt moved on much from colonial days. That racist prick thinks he can say what he wants about Ireland because he has an Irish mother,telling the jokes the english want to hear about us. They make it very hard for us to stop hating them. If he said an offensive joke about england I bet it would have been a very different reaction. Jim Davidson dont ever come to Ireland you bastard.

  • @irishrebelandproud No one gives a fuck about Jim Davidson over here anymore. The biggest joke is your attitude toward the English. Listen to this: we are the same, right? Stop playing the racist card every two minutes and stop fucking blaming us for the sins of our fathers.

  • @fleetwood1111 What do you expect English people never have anything good to say about Ireland, always trying to insult our country by calling us thick. Thats why the English crowd love it so much. The more insulting it is to us the more you like it. The fact we have one of the most educated and highly skilled workforces in the world will not change that for ye. In light of that how could our countries possibly be the same or ever be friends? It just not going to happen

  • @irishrebelandproud You're going back to the 70's mate. Most of us think Ireland and the Irish are fine. In the past, the English were bastards to most of the world and no-one is proud of it. But all of the Irish people I know, and work and drink with are good people, and you are all blessed with one of the best cultures in the world, and I even say that being half Welsh. As far as I am concerned, the Irish are fucking excellent people. If you hate the English in return, that's your problem.

  • @fleetwood1111 I do not blame all English, I dont expect you to apolgise or even care because you did not do anything. The only ones I have a problem with are the ones that support the occupation of Ireland. If we could achieve a United Ireland then there would be no need for any animosity. Relations between our countries would improve and the past could be put behind us,but while Ireland is divided there will always be some problems between us. Lets just hope for a better future

  • @irishrebelandproud Fair comment. All the best to you.

  • @irishrebelandproud Tell that to the children the IRA have killed. !!!!

  • @Skaramoosh5 im sick of people saying that. UVF UFF have killed more innocent and kids then the IRA every did.

    do some fucking rescrech before talking

  • @KidsOnCrack33 Yes but that is the army, not english children. The IRA killed men, women, children and babies, that had nothing to do with your war. You simple killed them because they were English. Those kids they killed, I bet didn't even know what the fuck you were all fighting for. If the IRA thought England should give you back N.Ireland, then why not just target Politicians.

  • @Skaramoosh5 the I.R.A. never killed as many children or babies as the army you are anignorant or lying cunt either one, the only operation conducted by the P.I.R.A in england that children died in was the Warrington bomb attacks were 2 children died why shouldnt english people suffer the irish suffered at your hands 80% of a millenium

  • @jonyeire The army is not english children or babies, you mother fucking irish sucking shunt. Why didn't you just target the government, they decided to be there, not the English everyday fucking people. NOOOOOOOOOOO, you just murdered anything that was English, you lost a lot of support, when you bombed warrington. Oh and don't forget the pregnant woman you killed and the child you blew up on lord mountbatten's boat.

  • @Skaramoosh5 what support yous cunts treating the army like heroes when they came home more children and babies have been killed by your lot then any republicans what about everyday fucking irish people you and your countrymen are the real terrorists and I wont shed a tear for an english civillian until english get the fuck outta my country

  • @jonyeire There you go, thinking all English people are the same, my lot, I HAVE NOT killed anybody so don't put me in the same boat as the government, thank you. I agree, Get all the English out of Ireland, Get all the Irish out of England, close the fucking doors on each other, so we never meet again. Job Done. Oh and you must be proud, helping the Nazis, and all the atrocities they committed

  • @Skaramoosh5 1st of all I was not alive then didnt help no1 do any atrocities 2nd of all that was propaganda and lies spread by the brittish government you arrogant naive retard ireland was officially neutral and many irish died in ww2 to do help the jews they joined the brittish army who up 20 years previous murdered and raped their parents and grandparents now thats sacrifice so talk bullshit to someone else who doesent know history get your facts straight

  • That was hilarious, jes fair play to the lad on the impersonations....very good representation of two old lads in a bar....

  • Listening to this guy takes me back to when i was 6 years old watching the generation game on a saturday night

  • so sad i was brought up with these jokes and now i'm not allowed to laugh at them anymore unless i'm drunk bloody kill joys

  • silly people go sit at the front of a comedy night in a bar and open your mouth then see what you get.

  • ive got a joke one cunt on stage with a deathly silence

    

  • Q: What's the commonest material on the planet?

    A: Jim Davidson's

  • thats the worst irish accent ever... and of course the english are SO cultured and refined... i dont mind jokes about my country but thats just shit... he couldnt even do a cork accent...

  • RACIST CUNT

  • @totes32 --You are a pratt

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  • Ireland has many people of greater intelligence than Jim Davidson.

  • @dazzamatic2008 To be fair, it's not hard to find people of greater intelligence than Jim Davidson.

  • @WubZers Found a thing in my bin that had a higher iq than Jim Davidson. I may have to convince it to launch a comic career.

  • absolute class, jim, unless of course ure a miserable politically correct sad twat with no sense of humour

  • i think i've figured out whats wrong with this shi8head,clearly his family's been inbreeding for about 9 generations and this is him venting his anger and insecurities

  • YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT !!!! WHY WOULD OYU TALK ABOUT OUR ROMANIAN WOMEN WHO ARE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY TO RAISE OUR CHILDREN THAT WAY.... I'm AN ROMANIAN I WOULD FUCK YOU UP REAL NICELY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE SAID.... IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY ARE RAISE IN POVERTY STUPID CUNT !!!!! I WOULD REALLY FUCK YOU UP... ROMANIA IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY STUPID FUCK !!!!!!!!!!! TRAIASCA ROMANIA TOVARASI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @andrrey4ever Hah.

  • Whats your problem ? I bet its hard to pronounce ? It's just comedy, if you don't like it then go home.

  • @HYUNDAIP100 I have no problem. It seems to be andrrey who has a problem, and I find his rage hilarious. Are you suggesting I don't like this because it's unPC? I am the least politically correct person on this earth, seeing as Bernard Manning has died.

  • @andrrey4ever shut up you stupid childish poof

  • Yeah , Irish sucks

  • @irys280483 Yeah, its a pity your Dad didn't pull out

  • @irys280483 :S 

  • I'm Irish and don't take offence - in fact, I've heard and told this myself before. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're in a sad state of affairs! I DO however get annoyed at people saying "The Irish Accent". There's thousands of those for God's sake! In my town alone (which is relatively small) and the greater area there is a huge variety of accents! How anyone could possibly say he's got "The Irish Accent" down is beyond me..........

  • u either love jim davidson or u don't either way just fucking get over it people are way to sensitive

  • racist cunt.

  • It's not just that he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant bigot... it's that he's also just a terrible comedian.

  • @joeisaflyingfish You have no sense of humour thats why you cant laugh at yourself thats why you never get the joke either

  • @londonmike1964 Kindly enlighten me on 'the joke' then.

  • Jim is great.

  • jim is a wanker

  • I `m Irish! Good man Jim I love you mate.

  • shit jokes

  • @EveryWhichWayButStew and @mistaben2k You Both Are Low Life Bastards 'Trolls' Appreciate This guys Because I'd Like To See You Guys Do Better Jim Is A LEGEND Not Like You Trolling Twats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Politically correct is bollocks, a joke is a joke, I take the piss just like him, long live REAL humour like his Jim.

  • @rodthehypno yeah unironic racism is hilarious mate yeah

    fuck off

    Stewart Lee manages to fit vomiting into the gaping anus of Jesus Christ and Richard Hammond being brutally killed and wishing he had "been decapitated and had his head roll in front of his wife" and make it hilarious because of it's extremity, and because he is clearly being ironic. Jim Davidson says this sort of thing but means it.

  • @r1c0ch3t211 still funny as fuck though :)

  • this guy is hilarious!

  • love it

  • Why do some cunts search "Jim Davidson", then click on his videos and feel the need to post hateful comments....Its simple if you dont fucking like him fuck off and watch someone you do like, The world doesnt need to know your pointless boring comments you low life cunts.

  • @arsenaljsutliffuk Pretty simple why they do it, Their teachers at school taught them all about Glorious Muliticulturism, Ignore 9/11,7/7 and all the murdering and raping,You MUST try to stamp the naughty racism.

    Like the brainwashed robots they are,They do that,When they're out of shorts,They join the UAF and become traitors to their own country and avoid soap at all costs!

  • racist.

    

  • @setanta78

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @lordwellington15. You are what?? And less of the abuse there

  • Billy conolly jim Davidson, Bernard manning and chubby brown, the four greatest and funniest comedians that Britain has ever produced, if you don't find them funny get a refund from the` sense of humour shop ` because yours is not working, you might find Russell brand funny while spouting your PC crap.

  • @alove170

    Jim Davidson, Bernard Manning, Frank Carson, Ken Dodd: Funny

    Russell Brand, Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais, Frankie Boyle: Shite

  • @1Thompsonmusic I totally agree with your comment, it all started with the pc brigade and alternative comedy, now we are stuck with a bunch of comedians who are painful to watch, alternative to what? making people laugh is my guess.

  • @alove170

    Exactly. They are not genuine comedians. The PC factor is their only weapon.

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  • this is not racism for example many irish are drunk fighters many british are assholes many americans are so dumb they think the world is 5,00 years old many russians are also drunk fighter many germans are also drunk fighters and last but not least many canadians go around on horse back and talk shit for hours

  • im quite shocked really at some of the comments made , get a job cunts

  • @fender1976uk. Dosent surprise me man. Seems you had first hand experience of this guy. Iv only heard the rumours. And all were bad. U just added to them. A dickhead indeed

  • @theevilelvis89 hey this guy is no jackass. Well maby in real life. But certainly not in comedy. Hes a out dated. Wife beating has been. End off.

  • I met him inperson twice when I worked in theatre, ill be honest, hes a total dickwade!! hes rude, moody and full of himself, the guy lacked re-spect towards the hard working staff who gave him a warm welcome! I have bad memorys of this jerk :( I originally thought he would be a laidback laugh! I was so wrong

  • Funny as a colonoscopy.

  • irish accent spot on my arse. It's brutal. Not even close.

  • About as funny as a dose.

  • funny as fuck

  • The world has moved on from that mindless so called humour. Its outdated now. . Nobodys interested anymore.

  • @Ballyhook

    the world has moved on from mindless humour ??? so why did "jackass 3D" make $117,229,692 at the box office then ?

  • @Ballyhook

    actually..make that $169,987,212

  • @Ballyhook I still am you bastard

  • I thought this was funny...

    Why are people saying it isn't?