Candy: Hooking Up - Comedy Time

[SaccharineSarin]

Holy sh!t. My sister acts like that. o-o

[twistedstich]

female version of beevis and butthead

[whaler3232]

How much helium do those girls inhale before hand?

[ic400classic]

I know this is video but I have delt with women like this before. They are hot as all summer in Texas but dumb as tard ass. Women like this are good for partying and fucking, fuckin sad.

[dtagarda]

Chris Angel mindfreak but for SEX... haha.

[Tracyalmazar09]

lol score.

[solomsolomol]

LOL u have to be a librarian to know that heinz started making ketchup in 1969

[jayfey77]

thats 1869 you retard.

[mrdre1019]

im dreaming of candy

[flanderlin]

hmm.. i didn't laugh

[StylliazZ]

nice tits!

[imbondable247]

What, are you guys a bunch of fags? Who cares about her voice or her hair or if she sounds like an idiot (she's just acting!). You'd have to be some kind of square to turn her down if she was down for sex, idiots!

[getgus]

That guy has a big cock.

[imbondable247]

How do you know?

[getgus]

Because you can tell by looking at him,same thing with the guys on Cinemax.

[baxmonstertrak]

the pink girl sounds like a black girl

[benbarneslover4life]

not @ all...

[lordgamerwow]

lol very funny favorited

[gregart999]

◆she likes alcohol,like my blondie

[sportygirl31]

what the heck is this!!! her voice is so fake!!!!!!!!!

[XxDEBUGxX]

......Go die in a fire. -_-"

[shylildude]

they can both tug on my dick

[Actionguy1]

"Score!"

[kobomber]

LOLOLOl wtf .... loll omg

[cosmicdud3]

dumb blondes

[plaidpotamus]

HAHAHAHA!

[aim4lex]

hahaha

[mastemikegee]

this is the best one i think...

[caucusjunkietwo3]

this is some bullshit.. i mean does it get smarter than this

[netlurker55]

Nope.

[SKEntertainment]

In the end when they say "Its my beer", they sound like Beavis and Butthead xD

[stephsgraphics]

eww she is such a skank

[rowsdower12]

Yeah its great isn't it? I do Candy but her friend is gross.

[Astrogirl101]

what fuckin wankers

[Georgieporgie1]

This puts Suzanne Sommers from Three's company to shame !

[84wide]

Even as parodies these videos aren't funny.

[mattkoko]

WOW! i LUV watching CANDY!

EVERYONE LOVVES CANDY!

[GypsySunrise]

*lol* I've watched a few of these, this one was pretty good.. =)

[neillattz]

that one was pretty good.

[SugarySalsa]

No it's my beer hah

[ADAMundo]

I love candy.

[jasdevism]

theyre like chavs in the UK. good try on comedy though

[dalesalsa]

Pretty funny - Good job ladies.

[djdeadnalive]

they started makin it in 1869....69 lol....

[NonComedian]

It's like Beavis & Butthead if they were hot chicks.

[NathanofHumphrey]

awesome I've got to see more :)

[x0oxb3axo0x]

haha hilarious

[GeoOmen]

No, wait.. i agree with DCSCR, to a point.. she's TOTALLY fuckable.. LOL... doesn't mean she isnt' a total dipshit... but i would, well you know.. you get the point....

[dcscr]

Candy, I love You! Why can't hot girls gossip about boys, take shots and be beautiful without being capped on? I want to marry this librarian! Does a girl have to be an encyclopedia to be valid? How many guys don't know the last 5 presidents but know who won every Super Bowl?

[koslow88]

this funny because there really is girls like this.haha

[oddnyi]

OMG they should be british then this would be funny

[BemuJehza]

Hahahahaha Yeah!

[SKIFFSHOP]

hahaha

the jokes on you dickhead!

[theriven1]

ROFL :D

[MrBlingMonkey]

LOL they are so dumb :]

[Nentendo64]

i actyually know people who do that when i go up to talk to them but they are joking, even though..it makes me feel really akward

[slikind]

lol, whores

[koslow88]

whores rock!

[jobamasu]

cute and funny

[al7alay]

yawn -_-

[jallathesuck]

hahahahaahahahahahhaaa

MY BRAIN IS DEAD

[mookixox]

these girls have the most annoying fuckin chipmunk voices ive ever heard, stick to porn u slut goblins.

[jesusbuddy]

Why are these girls so UGHHH....ughhh shit is disgusting UGHHH these beezys the reason we got a thiz face

[masskonfuzion]

i dunno.... it made me laugh. maybe it's cuz i know girls that dumb

[ajw588]

Not funny but the babes are hot.

[SLYTS6]

zomg....i only watched it for the tit lol.

yawn

[Earthlinked]

Honey, learn to give a good deep blow job - and be sure to swallow and do it often. If women didn't have a pussy and the ability to suck a cock - they would be game animals you could hunt from a helicopter!!

[pecosbull]

her voice is as stupid and annoying as beautiful her tits are!

[ashanjay]

what the fuck is this? comedy my ass

[raylinh]

the most borning veido in life

[megstubetops]

lame

[Bosco239]

yawn! 2

[falloutcard]

yawn!

[sidekick32good4u]

lol

[markrockwell]

wow

[saltek1a]

I'm overwhelmed-especially by the brilliant script.

[aisorson]

candy has nice tits. and she's a slut. thats why she fucks a lot of guys. duh.

[wap9]

tahdig. you have said it all with your reply haha.

look i am not having ago at americans as such.[irony] its an english thing [joking]

[Predaking4ever]

Where's the duct tape?

[TBright5]

"I'm like Chris Angel Mind Freak but for sex"

hahahaha

You girls are really hott too

[hifrankobobo]

I do luv Candy

[kjeksomanen]

They're hot, but the vid sucks

[linjunhong2005]

the script writer is a freaking genius...

[anasvw5]

it wasnt that funny

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

heh

[shizahhozen]

kinda funny, but lay off the helium gals

[wap9]

american comedy is CRAP. we in england do not relate too your dumb un ironic we know what your gonna do and say next. f--k of and die.

[tahdig]

And British people are known to be funny? Ummmm.

[tma78]

i know wat i'd like to do too candy!!!!

[d4m7s8]

Definitely one of the funnier Candy episodes.

[rachy973]

lol

[zaamael]

ahh! i just lost an iq point! those dont grow back!

[razoramon989]

I like when people leave comments like "I wish I had the 3 minutes of my life back" as if they had something better to do like find a cure for cancer

[EASTEASTEASTWESTHAM]

he left his beer- SCORE!!

lol, nice :]

[LMcorporations]

hey guy check out some of our videos there pretty funky..and were hoping to get a kid crashing his bike down a hill into a creek soon if my camera will cooperate..so tune in

thx

[breannaschool55]

Im think i just dumber then what I was already 0-0

[gleekop]

Must see something intelligent... IQ score plummeting...  brain cells mutiny....

AAAAARGH!

[reaganrevolution]

Kind of reminds me of a a video I just saw by Lefthandgirl. Pretty funny airhead!

[haeshaw]

Hey, I know lefthandgirl. I've seen her "righthandgirl" video on Ann Coulter's website. She did a video fisking of Sean Penn too. Not as funny though.

[oscarmk1985]

HHAAHAHAH IT TOTALLY WORKED CUZ I PUT MY NUMBER ON HIS POCKET lmao. subscribed.

[guinkile]

im like criss angel mindfreak but for like sex..

seriously i think i actually jsut got more dumb by watching this..

[nor77lani]

suck waste my 3 minute life for sure hear.

[darkthanos]

"approaching guys is for like lesbians or something". Ha!

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Actually I liked this.  Some of the humor is a little more subtle on top the the blantant silly stuff, and character is pretty amusing in beyond just the bimbo part.

Gave you a good rating, keep at it.

-The Sock

[reaganrevolution]

I liked this video too. It reminds me of this lefthandgirl video I just watched. She plays the ditsy blonde character very well.

[rdwo]

Keep my three minutes and show me more.

[tonny341]

this is so gay i want the 3 mins of my life back

[muddypotato]

Great laugh. Loved it.

[emeralddragin]

I watched the whole 24500 milliseconds...

[forensics87]

I want that 3 mins. of my life back.

[ujdo]

Sorry, that will never happen...  Hmmm I just lost 4 mins. DOH!