Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet

[Ebvardh]

Man, I've pooped in an aluminum can and buried it in my uncles backyard.

And this thing heats your ass via iPod?

[zedbot123]

its a bloody tiolet do your business and you go out your not gooing to be sitting there for the next 10hours

[zedbot123]

i obviously want to poop right on the roof in open space so ppl can see -______-

[MeatPunch]

1:18 shows the best feature, the built in colonoscopy tool.. sweet.

[Dountgamer218]

Vsauce 2 anyone?

[BLMFnJANE]

I've never wanted to take a dump in a rich persons living room more than i do right now.

[MejoradaDj]

Luv the design

[circle5circle5]

Does it actually talk to you? Like: "Nice one, missy!" or "Sorry for the backsplash, big boy!" or "Asparagus again?", etc.

[Sunshine123RPG]

I go to school with Jack Kohler, and he probably has this toilet in his house....

and no, I don't know that for sure.

[colnelcrazy]

@GamingRami

iPoop

[chunza123]

เกิดมาเคยแต่ใช้ขันกัยสาบฉีดตูด­

[TheSirQueefington]

Looks nice in the commercial.

Just wait a few weeks when there's shit stains all over it and shit on the bidet because you forgot to put it up the last time you used it.

[BandofAsians]

Time to shit in style

[CosmicPinkBubbleGum]

vsuace sent me here!

[CosmicPinkBubbleGum]

Toilets these days...

[peacelovr234]

surprisingly affordable, strangely portable

[OutlawVR]

where does the shit go?

[Dragonslayer10203040]

It's seriously funny how detailed this looks and that IT'S A TOILET. A next Gen TOILET.

[rulton166]

what if you lose the remote

[lilmewlovekai]

And one more thing, why would you want to touch the remote with your dirty hands?

[lilmewlovekai]

Im scared mom! ！(◎_◎;) what am i putting my shit in??? Im gonna pee on the floor bedore anything gets in there.

[keeverd]

THIS IS AN INSULT TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!! Why are engineers and designers wasting their talent on advanced toilets????? I guess it's really important to make sure "the rich and powerful", that do such a great job taking care of out economy, have a fancy place to put their asses. Great Job Science : )

[04m6gto]

Only $5,750.40 each at The Home Depot. So, for only the price of a brand new car, you can outfit your home with a couple of toilets. Or you can spend 500 dollars, wipe your own ass, and buy yourself a new car. I'll go with a roll of toilet paper and new car, thanks!

[OMGCHOPSTICKSFTW]

"The Numi is for a very specific type of consumer. The type that isn't afraid to put their money where their ass is, take a seat, and say 'Hey, my poop's special.'"

Michael Swaim

[d0nder0p]

I think women would really enjoy that integrated bidet ^^ haha

[SirAgelos]

If you only that toilet could wipe your ass after you're done :P

[prgmtkftlstk]

@SirAgelos that's what the bidet is for

[starkwether]

So when I clog it do I call a plumber, or a computer repairman?

[bananaondrugs]

@starkwether a robot

[EricHarrison99]

42 viewers had cold feet while taking their last dump

[ARRL92]

i just wanna shit

[lasdoce23]

dear santa....

lol

if only i was rich i would buy everyone this toilet....

[usernamerapist]

"Looks at toilet in disgust"

[TheLuismaBeaTle]

they turn crap into porn

[nintendoatarikiller]

Put a flat screen and an xbox in front of the toilet and you're set!

[cracker27]

Yes but uh.. What happens when you gotta go and your remote runs outta battery power? O.e you're kinda shit outta luck

[buttermunch11]

whoever has this toilet, they must take 3 hour shits 

[suicidalpanda789]

thats a piece of shit............see what i did there.

[danwasfreakinhere]

@suicidalpanda789 I see what you did there.

[Monsterbiffen]

One day, Toilet, I will have you. And I will finally be happy

[Bonerific0]

That would be great... for me to pooop on xD

[seasikjellyfish]

that bidet look likes its gunna rape you

[amiaxes]

"you know it kinda looks like a scion

except ones a box of crap and ones a numi"

Michael Swaim

[topgawlfa]

They really phoned it in for this Transformers 4 trailer.

[jasonspell]

I'd love to be able to spend $6400 on something that I'm just going to shit all over.

[FortressCrafted]

only 1999.99

[ZhangM17]

yeah totally i'm gonna take a crap in the middle of a room that's surrounded with windows and hopes that no one looks at me... I'm also gonna take a crap in the middle of a party so all of my friends can see how amazing it cleans you butt.

[mercury613]

What? No built in iPhone dock and remote flushing app? The entire time I was watching I expected to see the camera flash on Kristen Wiig, revealing this video to be an SNL parody. I'm not sure which is more ridiculous -- the toilet itself, or the video.

[Illiasc]

I just HAD to search this on YouTube to see the comments. I mean, WTF - Isn't this toilet designed for the top 1%?! Why is it being advertised to me? Online?

[TheForte91]

It's no TOTO that's for sure.

[Baygonkey]

My God, here in Brazil I still shit / I poop in the jungle. hahahhaha I want a Numi Bidet Toilet for me. lol God Bless us all.

[boyfeetonmyface]

very dramatic commercial for a toilet

[aws0mizer]

what the hell kinda music are you going to listen to on this thing? the rocky theme?

[emikioti]

That Toilet is so Sexy.

[Eminemflocka]

ok cool but over 6 grand?... get real

[omgitsjulian]

Get HYPE!

[holyhotel]

"I've asked you once and I'll ask again - why is your toilet in our living room?"

[bigpimpin123123]

this would be soooooooooooo amazing to masturbate on :D

-highDEAS<3

[DTSchey09]

I don't always poop, but when I do, I prefer my feet warmed and ass washed.

[pimdoodle]

wouldnt wanna shit near that window... and i would literally never EVER touch the touch screen

[Alenthas]

what does the world come to

[whitepuma41]

I want people to know im pooping in somthing more expensive than their car... put it over by the window

[libratipsy]

Wtf?

[gustavshka]

Hold on michael, Electricity Failure at home... hold on your shit michael...

[tastofink]

Donde Cago el dia que se vaya la Luz?

[akpokemon]

OMG ha ha ha ha

[korova200]

se devi defecare con urgenza e non trovi il telecomando sei fottuto!!

[NicolasJC24]

I don't know if I can trust my shit to a machine...

[dasrockness]

That is some intense music for a shitter.

[GeorgieWise]

It's a high end five gallon bucket for rich assholes.

[RomanTheOmen]

Fuck yeah highDEAS buddys!

[purpledino167]

Highdeas!! :D

[JirayaSennin]

This better not be one of those, where the water splashes your balls!!!!

[TheChillReeferMan]

finally a toilet a can get butt in and not have my feet cold, i can even go in dark cuz of the convenient light.

[PandasGoNom]

What would happen if you dropped the fucking remote?

[mutez0r]

can i not just take a fucking shit?

[fretburn100]

This thing eats your shit and washes your dirty asshole. with class.

[scumpants]

Tagline: The Numi, have a luxurious crap.

[lolitstinks1]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to

[TheSchimmi]

Now only 7 million dollars.

Also, who the fuck puts their toilet in the middle of their glass living room?

[clintkoopman]

@TheSchimmi I was thinking that the whole video lmao



[troop4five]

Why does this "couple" have a toilet chillin in the middle of their living room?!?!?!!? Why at 0:38 does it appear that that man is making a move on that woman? like "hey baby wanna drop a duece" doesnt fit too well in a toilet commercial... why does it warm your feet?? im usually wearin shoes when i use my toilet. i dont get ass naked to shit. 0:56 - why is there a "lighting" option?? so if i take a shit in the dark an wanna look at it i can or wtf! Riddle me THAT Kohler!

[TheChillReeferMan]

@troop4five LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[georgeofthajungle]

that looks like a bitch to clean

[trinidadnomadg]

SHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY.JPG!!!!!!­!!

[AbolfazlFTW]

Bidets just got sexy

[jacoubfau5t]

the greatest piece of technology, that you will ever shit on.

[BringMeTheSceneKidz]

>_>

Why is right in front of the window

[Corporatist]

I wanna stare at bokeh, listen to nujazz, and smoke a fatty while on this bidet bitch.

[HachiMatt]

Fuck yeah roof toilet.

[jhdsvcyjausdgtfy]

Good thing there's a light in it. I will no longer have to use the flash on my phone to take a picture of the huge shit I just took.

[Pull0utBoy]

I'd buy this shit, shits gotta stay fresh! shit in a box.

OHH SHIOT!

[IMAdaniel]

Am I the only person who finds this fucking hilarious?!

[fagand24]

and ppl wonder y other countries hate america...all tht money spent on manufacturing tht couldve fed africa...trgic it really is

[aaronmwc]

and it only costs 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999$

WHAT A DEAL

[olliea12]

what if you lose the remote or it falls down the toilet then your fucked!

[superdude9856]

I know people bitch about this shit all the time, but the millions of dollars spent developing this shit really could've fed a ton of people. I mean, does anyone deserve having their ass and feet warmed whilst shitting, while in africa people are shitting in holes? Just food for thought.

[TheKarsten90]

@superdude9856 dude I don't mean to be an asshole, but shut the fuck up

[superdude9856]

@TheKarsten90 Sorry, I was high.

[IMAdaniel]

@superdude9856 Complain more, it'll stop the production of these toilets, surely.

[Stova2010]

highdeas is the only reason there is 485 thousand views. Its truely not that interesting....but it is when your high :D

[DiabloDave363]

toilets in the world of deus ex

[austincawley]

Who wants to shit on display like that? I don't want everybody looking in through the glass to see me taking a dump on a pedestal.

[mattdd05]

Where's the automated dildo?

[bigbigbongrip]

highDEAS anyone?

[KeepFightingReality]

@bigbigbongrip Of course. I would never think of watching this sober.

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@bigbigbongrip yes

[KRlST0PHER]

@bigbigbongrip hehehe exactly.

[Beorning1972]

A modernist glass box on a hillside overlooking a city is really the perfect installation location for the numi. If I owned a $6300 toilet, you bet your inferiorly-cleaned ass I'd put it where everybody could watch me take my luxury dumps and have Shine-Gard applied to my freshly-shampooed balls, and be totally jealous.

[TrevorHattabaugh]

highdeas brought me

[natalinoPT]

Oh dear.. the TV ads from Robocop are becoming reality..

[shanksubplayman]

Yeah its a cool toilet, but who the fuck keeps their shitter in their empty living room?

[penelopemary]

All of that is just great. But does it clean itself?

[thebert1000]

margaret will you...shit with?

yes bill yes! I will shit with you!

[masmith144]

Are these two about to shit in front of each other? Too bad it can't blow dry your ass

[MrGriffico]

@masmith144 Actually I think it can...

[revinkevn]

but can it blend?

[JamesFluker]

Why is their toilet in front of a HUGE window!?

[Kingonads]

@JamesFluker Because when your rich you dont care WHO sees you go!

[kiwisolis1]

what happens if you loose the remote?

[emilaweb]

I thought this was a joke. I had to come to youtube to see if it was. . Is this real life?

[AronKnarf]

look beyond the hype and you will see it is a sophisticated discreet aquatic genital stimulater. In other words a $6300 vibrator.

[debiNise]

Shitting with style.

[redlit]

yes, but will it flush dead babies?

[pjsmitty83]

Kohler, for when your positive you'll have an infection in the morning.

[hylareca]

Why the hell are you trying to sell sex in a toilet commercial? :|

[annoyeveryone]

built in drinking fountain yay

[StenDarker]

I feel for the graphic designer who created this commercial. They will never live it down XD

[raemeredith]

I think I prefer pooping in shame to this level of ostentatiousness.

[BvsMAcosh]

It used to knew me.

[freddyfingerr]

reminds me of the advanced toilet in 'the sims' game. does it download drivers to keep it updated as well?

[19nisey69]

When will someone just invent a real doll toilet, mouth open, and with chewing action? The tongue tosses your salad for a clean sweep.

[BraninT]

Wow, that's the most poorly esigned bathroom I've ever seen. Glass walls on every side clearly visible from all surrounding points. Hardwood floors (seriously who puts hardwood floors in a bathroom?) No bathtub, shower, or sink. Oh and where's the bloody toilet paper?

[JohnnyLovely2]

@BraninT it doesn't need toilet paper.. the toilet washes you

[bloxxer33]

@BraninT It doesn't need toilet paper

The bidet washes your crack, balls, and buttocks.

[denmar1998]

I've always noticed that when my feet are warmed I poop better...

[timmytimmybangbang]

notice she didnt wash her hands



[Koszegi89]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen

[jozilife]

i find this hard to masterbate to

[19nisey69]

@jozilife Then you just aren't trying hard enough. Imagine that bidet splashing warm water all over your chocolate starfish, like a tender moist tongue. Now try it!

Tell you what would be nice, a vibrator on the bidet nozzle to tickle the back of your ballsaK.

[jozilife]

wow! thanks random citizen i'll give that a try :D @19nisey69

[a1sauses]

i could care less about the toilet, i just wanna take a sht up in a glass room

[countach27]

Where does the poop go?

[denmar1998]

@countach27 I read on Google that this thing puts your poop in a sealed baggie and mails it off to NASA so when and if they ever get another space program then they'll be able to add even more "Crap" in outer space.

[drplbiftin]

nice iPad thing, pity it's going to get shit and piss tainted hands using it 

[CptMagnus]

And at the end of the day, this is a guy and a women, who are about to take a shit in front of each other in a glass-walled room

[ArtisticPropaganda]

Thumbs up if Michael Swaim made you aware of this!

[glasshorse018]

"Hey, you guys wanna watch us take alternating shits?"

[ginapocan]

That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

[sedwardpenton]

@ginapocan really, everyone complains that toilets are destroying the environment because we waste water, soon toilets will be so expensive that only the rich will be able to afford to use them, problem solved

[scratchmaster101]

What happens if you shit in it. I don't wanna spend 6400 on a piece of furniture and then have my kids just take a big messy dump on it.

[Hein122]

i watched this in 480 pee.

[pewmanfustudios]

I think the integrated bidet is a great idea, the rest is overkill, but to each their own.

[BansheeVanRaven]

@pewmanfustudios aye same. I prefer bidet over anything else. Plus, how long will you actually sit on the toilet to warm your feet/listen to music/etc?

[PublicEnemyDean]

i want to revolve my life around my toilet too!

[PublicEnemyDean]

i want to revolve my life around my toilet too!

[WeAreTitus]

it looks like a dish washer..

[OldManJenkins23]

Why would you shit in a glass room?!?

[samgreen47]

When I was growing up we had a toilet down the bottom of the garden! hell in winter! Things have moved on a bit since then!

[shanksubplayman]

So your friend's taking a shit and you use the remote to shoot water up their ass, that would be the best prank ever!

[RentedH1tm4nBen]

is that made by apple :D