this is funny, but can't laugh or help think that this has completely wasted my time because the 6, 840, 507, 000 of us are ruled by like 10 people, god (the original and twisted version) bless alex jones and understand anyone would got crazy if they could confirm the world has gone mad.
I can't remember the last time I laughed at a YouTube video this hard. This is sheer GENIUS. Might I add, your whole channel is brilliant--keep up the good work. You're hilarious! And this is coming from someone who both respects Alex Jones and recognizes his crackpot tendencies
I thought it was kind of boring until I read the title of the video which appeared after it played (I was watching embedded on another site) then I laughed hard!
You NWO SCUM! This is Alex Jones, and I'm here to say that I and the rest of humanity, are sick of your crap! You think you can have your way with us? You think you can just take our guns and CPS our kids? Well let me tell YOU something, you degenerate pieces of filth! We will stand against your TYRANNY! We know you're evil, we know that you're scum, and we will send you straight to the Gates of HALE! That's right! Once I wake up and finish my coffee, you have no idea just how ANGRY I can get!
VILEMONKEY...... you are dope. For real. I have watched ALL of these videos and have NEVER EVER EVER laughed some much in my freakin' life. I mean, I know Alex is a little "touched", but you just - dude - this is genius.
i am sure one of these days alex will have these new alarm clocks for sale on the prison planet webstore. or you can get one for free with the purchase of a brand new berkey water filtration system.
this is funny, but can't laugh or help think that this has completely wasted my time because the 6, 840, 507, 000 of us are ruled by like 10 people, god (the original and twisted version) bless alex jones and understand anyone would got crazy if they could confirm the world has gone mad.
MrTakebackcontrol 3 weeks ago
Still not as annoying as when my Mom gets me up for school
skater6511 4 weeks ago
i love Alex Jones but this is funny
111vnderbnder111 1 month ago
LOL!
Freedom21stCenturi 2 months ago
Imagine that for a cell phone ring in a crowded room? That would make a good video!
elucidative 2 months ago
these videos are a discrace to alex jones
krugg420 4 months ago
That's it. I'm making this as my ringtone!
purpleravenstar 4 months ago
naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo naaaaaaaaaaaaaa boogalloogaloogaloo !
WhitePlumeMountain 5 months ago
dude i could watch this all night ling.....Bloody awesome1
WhitePlumeMountain 5 months ago
I think he's got a car battery hooked up to his weiner..
WhitePlumeMountain 5 months ago
I thought it was just going to be five minutes of WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE THE EFF UP PEOPLE, WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, YOU GOT TO WAKE UP, WAKE UP OR DIE
Cause that would really get my ass out of bed.
Does he remind anyone of a drill sergeant?
truthIsStranger 5 months ago
Does anyone know why he did this?
HorrorIllogium 5 months ago
I can't remember the last time I laughed at a YouTube video this hard. This is sheer GENIUS. Might I add, your whole channel is brilliant--keep up the good work. You're hilarious! And this is coming from someone who both respects Alex Jones and recognizes his crackpot tendencies
Woohoo5241 8 months ago
please dont stop making these great videos.
i fuckin hate alex jarhead jones
that fearmongoer piece of shit.
that piece of shit alex jones is acually making alot of money from this.
ive heard over 1 million a year.
no wonder he doesnt care if people hate him.
johnsmith99922 9 months ago
LMAO I am going to die laughing!
KAJ172 9 months ago
Imagine waking up to that shit
tjohn1986 9 months ago
i liked the bit where he said woooo neerrrrrrr
mickmos 10 months ago
This would be my Surround sound alarm
yxrcbszg 10 months ago
lol funny stuff, Jones is funny
SaveOurSovereignty3 10 months ago
This is fucking hilarious every time I watch it. xD
nickstein 10 months ago
@anonymoustruther2 thank you for the link of that website you mention............
t(-_-t) tease.
amerikano 10 months ago
Your D.J. mixing skills leave much to be desired, vile. You didn't even try to cut a beat with that shit.
JWRandall423 1 year ago
The army follows me around to and from work... a lot of days... from time to time... once in a while... on occasion... rarely.... never.
savemyplaylist 1 year ago
I thought it was kind of boring until I read the title of the video which appeared after it played (I was watching embedded on another site) then I laughed hard!
this is awesome hahaha
DiabloUniverse 1 year ago
looooooooooooooooooooool
Reqrezentin 1 year ago
COMMENCE OPERATION SHOOT LESBIANS AND GAY MALES>>>>>>
REGULUSRA 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
REGULUSRA 1 year ago
You NWO SCUM! This is Alex Jones, and I'm here to say that I and the rest of humanity, are sick of your crap! You think you can have your way with us? You think you can just take our guns and CPS our kids? Well let me tell YOU something, you degenerate pieces of filth! We will stand against your TYRANNY! We know you're evil, we know that you're scum, and we will send you straight to the Gates of HALE! That's right! Once I wake up and finish my coffee, you have no idea just how ANGRY I can get!
MrAntinet 1 year ago
OMFG Hippo Head goes BERSERK !!!
MonkeyMagic88 1 year ago
this is amazing HAHAHAHAH
Corbo905 1 year ago
I would blow my brains out if this was my alarm clock.
viletree 1 year ago
HAHAHa ha, yeah it can be really used as Alarm Clock, i will try hehe
Danmagorez 1 year ago
only needs to be two seconds long
HaarlemmerHewe 1 year ago
Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!!!!! That's funny!!!! Maybe you should rename it the "Alex Jones Cuckoo Alarm Clock".
truthersarestoopid 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!! Fucking A!! Man, that's my alarm clock for my phone now!!
WeAreChangeMelbourne 2 years ago 3
I've watched this at least a dozen times and every time I have literally laughed out loud.
mmonkeh 2 years ago 3
VILEMONKEY...... you are dope. For real. I have watched ALL of these videos and have NEVER EVER EVER laughed some much in my freakin' life. I mean, I know Alex is a little "touched", but you just - dude - this is genius.
afvmedia 2 years ago 36
That alarm would definitely wake me up in the morning. But it would cost me too much to replace all the broken alarm clocks every month.
aredsmoke 2 years ago 3
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MilitiaContraCivil 2 years ago
lol
babywithanailgun 2 years ago 4
hahaha
AlexJonesShowHumor 2 years ago 4
i am sure one of these days alex will have these new alarm clocks for sale on the prison planet webstore. or you can get one for free with the purchase of a brand new berkey water filtration system.
benson471 2 years ago 3
Where can I get this as a ring tone?
heavyplastician 2 years ago 27
This needs a remix version with him shouting: "WAKE UP! EVERYONE IS PLOTTING AGAINST YOU!"
EricIndiana 2 years ago 3
ROFLMAO!!
Jeunose 2 years ago 2
Priceless!
goshogun1 2 years ago
ROFLMAO !
joneskoolaiddrinker 2 years ago
lol
Kiddolinfen09 2 years ago 2
lololo no
slapme7times 2 years ago
Insane madman. The bastard is a fearmongerer and profiting from it.
supermaucat 2 years ago
Shut up, you shitbag antisemite.
coprographia 2 years ago
Who hates the palestinians?
Jeunose 2 years ago
Love it :-D
SoooooSerious 2 years ago
LMAO
XmXFLUXmX 2 years ago
hhahahahahaha
speednecromancer666 2 years ago 2