SELFWORTH

[Jaynebaby15]

wowww i never thought of that! :O best teacher ever :L

[goldsupertoilet]

Fuck your Eyes there are fucking me in the ass like a massive donkey dick

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

I love how the top two comments contradict each other.

[LoveNeverShouts]

you have snake eyes...

[lovradin10]

xD there are 2012 likes

[LLew821]

¨Why do you wana buy somthing that is free, selfworth¨... dang, have you ven reeding Allan Watts or Krishnamurty?, vecas my freind that was really deep, it almoust put me in a ¨Zen state¨, but I suck at meditating so I did not make it ;_;, well aniway thanks Danny for this deep and filosofic video.

p.s.: sorry for my lousy grammer, im still learning english, more power to you Danny ^_^

[The40nontyy3]

that is why i buyed the iphone

[tiarebaby]

what a contrast in the top comments....

[MARIJUANNA4444]

you should make a web can video with toby turner :)

[AGEofURANUS]

i love you

[isiartdotcom]

That is so right!!! Thanks for your sumation! XX

[sillygirl447]

HI DANNY!!

[6Bubblez]

Hey Danny , your videos are amazing and I love how they are more based on philosohy again. That being said could you please do a show on why people feel the need to be wanted . For example everybody loves having fans or a seceret adimirer :) cheers

[VintageeShoes]

Who elsed paused and turned their head upside down to read the thing at the beggining

[714littlemsgaby]

I love how you make scence with situations that utilize common scence. Verry Good advise, I shall take with out having asked for. MUCHAS GRACIAS! I love your channel. -sincerly your lemon drop. Ahhah! ;)

[canadianachiever]

lol :)

[sophiethepotterfan]

Omfg, pause at 1:32, nearly shat myself wiv laughter.

[dougiepoolable]

thats the best anybody has ever rounded anything off ever

[ststoffe]

Danny, please do a video when you do stupid stuff like run around whit a knife and say ''becouse I can!''

[xMRLEMMONx]

OMG this episode blew my mind.

[ThunderHunter12]

1:11 XD

[mgoodin1973]

Danny,

I would love to watch your old shows.

Is there a way I can tell which one comes first?

You don't number them or date them.

Do you sell a CD of your cute little self?

[nastynash96]

Thumbs up if you have a desktop and you turned your head to read the comment at 0:25 xD

[jiyumes]

This really made my day and make me think. Thanks Danny. PS i love chapstick

[zombie6133]

Epic donkey fist punch

[iamhard1001]

does he live in australia??

[TheHeavensucks]

@iamhard1001 He says he lives in Malibu, but his performances are in Sidney so...Who the hell knows?

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

@TheHeavensucks He moved from LA to Australia a while back. He is moving back to LA though.

[TheRockergirl82]

Subscribe because you are special. Share this with other because they are special. DONKEY FIST PUNCH YOUR BRAIN because I said so.

[143cat]

0:25

Danny, you should do a look back on past gradual reports video.

It seems likes lately youve lost the more serious, philosophical side to your videos, and as a result, they've become unimportant, kind of nonsensical, and kind of stupid. It seems like it's just been a lot of silly noises and fart jokes lately. you can say it's because I've matured or whatever, it's not. I've looked back at your old videos, they're better, I'd liko to continue the important work I hope you think about this.

[jennmarshall16]

@143cat Give him a break! he has made 600+ videos... the dude deserves to have some mindless fun.

[Buriedwithdrawingpad]

@143cat YOUR SO CONFUSING T_T

[143cat]

@Buriedwithdrawingpad iHEHEHEHEHEHHEE i just told you what was written at 0:25 :D

[Africanbarbietm]

@143cat I personally think he's always been awsome :) LOVE U DANNY

[143cat]

@Africanbarbietm haha i just told you what was written at 0:25. i love him too!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elizabethrox1231]

@143cat u have issues :/

[143cat]

@Elizabethrox1231 can you PLEEEEEEEEASE REEEAD ! I LOVE DANNY! skip to 0:25 and look at the screen! i just told you what was written at 0:25 i already explained that 3 times

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

@Elizabethrox1231 Because they have an opinion?

[grandpahead]

This is true.

[laquera640]

actually i am a chicken...

[Bassmash]

Isn't purchasing a lamp that is ten dollars more than $10 the same as purchasing a lamp that is twice the price of $10?????

[DannyPhantomPhann59]

11 people decided on the more expensive item because that are NOT special

[Puddingburger]

WOW YOUR PUPILS ARE slightly terrifying...O.O

[THEshakes1234]

ur fuckin hilarious haha you should get ALOT more views and ALOT more subscribers than u have :D

[LesiBamBam]

Hahahahahahahahaha

Pause at 1:07, epic!!!!!

[brittanybritt97]

Haha i did that too

[Acramaniac]

Best youtuber evar!!

[xDarianBx]

Damn!! YOUR SOOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!! AWESOMENESS!!! LOLZZ

[Sabamzoo]

I turned my laptop upside down too read the comment at 0:25.

[Jessibee1231]

Awesome !!!!

[DrTazMage]

I always choose teh cheap item.....

[Bernster2011]

I've just uploaded a few short videos of the Sydney show held last week for those keen to see Danny live.

Bernie in Sydney

[TRPWiz]

Makes perfect sense!

[judgemental541]

"I AM A FITEEN DOLLAR BLAHBLAHRAH RAAH".

[12winkls1]

press 4 for free laughs

[sydmeganandkatelynn]

i agree i was just reading the upside down comment at 0:25 and i think hes freakin hilarious so they can shhhh!

[caitybreann10]

I don't get you.. But your freakin hilarious(: lol

[Arys282]

I had to twist my neck at an awkward angle to read that comment.

[TheHappyPinhead]

KURAC!

[NadinexxIza]

My computer freezed at 0:01, and I was shit scared of danny's face.

[jordanbrennier]

Lemon drops

[0004924]

i tried to turn my home pc upside down... i fail:/

[xoxlilmonkeyxox]

haha why do you keep calling is your little lemon drops? ha

[omgsoulqwert]

I just read it upside down, TO BE DIFFERENT!!!!! I pick item B, i think I'm cool when I'm not. I bet danny bet danny is worth $15 < $10.

[dumnuts1]

Do you know what's scarier than this guy's face? The fact that he gets to vote.

[jacobbobcorn]

i still dont understand why your videos arent getting atleast 100k views. a lot of your videos even deserve to be on the front page of youtube!

[matijipi]

you shold give names to the voices u interpretate

[kolpomorto]

idi u kurac, napravi neki video.....although this ones are fantastic too .... :)

[thepedoclown]

ur ma best friend on the internet =)

[GaBByChicky]

the comment was right

[Maritina89]

Danny i Have to say you are back to making the videos I subscribed for. Thumbs up for ya boy!

[IAmTheInsaneMoneeek]

If you were a girl would you still be topless in your videos?

[Maritina89]

@IAmTheInsaneMoneeek no silly!!he would wear a tube top.

[MsZeeDoubleU]

Hold down 3 and you can make him blink!!!

[2014and2016Brazil]

@MsZeeDoubleU Hold down 3 and??

[Troll0ni]

press pause and unpause then press 6 if u wants pigz

[crystalwalls]

yay, liked this vid :D,

[chulksmack]

does anyone have a link to the study that has talking about? Is it published anywhere? just curious

[XxMaksFiiNeStxX]

Great vid - Very true. Anyways,

Danny, I have a problem:

For some reason I confuse the colors green and orange. I can tell the difference and know each other apart -I am not colorblind. Yet, when I see one I subconsciously call it by the others name and catch myself. It only happens with the colors green and orange. I noticed this is sort of a phenomena and I am not the only one who does it. Can you please tell me why this might happen?!

Thanks,

-Loyal lemon drop.

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

I would love to those tickets for your show, but I kinda live on the side of the earth, so I wouldn't really be able to use them.. *sadface*

[TheHeavensucks]

Thumbs up if you tried to turn your laptop upside down to read the stupid comment at 0:25 Lol!

[1313Beyond]

@TheHeavensucks i ended up craning my neck 2 read it! on a desktop. lolz

[TheHeavensucks]

@1313Beyond Hahaha lol

[Vaabel1aa]

@TheHeavensucks I tried to turn myself instead xD

[TheHeavensucks]

@Vaabel1aa Lol hahahaha at first I did that too, and then I figured out that it would be way easier to turn the laptop!

[SIRA063]

i just went through some serious heartbreak. the universe randomly put this video and the video about friendship on my random videos list. i thought how fitting.my intuition served me well. i now understand why i "loved" that person. i thought she was my best friend. and i though that if i could be with her than anything could be possible but in reality she was just a hot girl that i subconsciously needed to be with in order to validate my existence in some way.sadly, she used me for my friends

[ndkblackhawk]

Danny, that's the way we want it to be! :D Good show

[tolerancija]

Definitely one of my favorite Gradual reports... :)

[magic666z]

@tolerancija me to

[28thLife]

DANNY! :D

[Hall0weenLover]

hahahahha I will take the less expensive item.... thank you. XD

[pro7dota7terminator7]

11 people purchase lesser cooler stupider face cheaper items :O

[mymicerock]

I don't know why, but I seem to love the way you're eyes are. XD

[ogopogo83]

I love you more O.o

[motwn17]

I saw one of your live shows on youtube, and I like your vids better. You seem weird in your shows, like you're too cocky and stuff :/

[ligerzero56]

You can just press any of the numbers and it's hilarious

[TheKingCigan]

like if you finde gay

fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag

fagfagfagJustinBieberfegfag

fagfagfagfagafagfagfagfagfag

[bokuwahmz]

My neck hurts from reading that upside down comment

[frizzydaise]

but u r aw

[frizzydaise]

:( i live in england and i really was wanting to watch your show in sydney!!!!

[naomitian5]

Can you pwease pwease pwetty pwease do a video on players? Or how to fix a broken heart. Because my heart is broken! And I need my bestfriend on the Internet to help:) <3

[simsoundschannel]

I didn't even notice you were naked till 2 minutes in. You have so much presence on screen it's actually amazing LOL

[kang05]

if i didn't live at the other side of the world, i would come to see your show danny :)

[244jovan]

1.604 guy have a big penis and they are good in sex!!!!!

[244jovan]

1.603 guy have a big penis and they are good in sex!!!!!

[YankoBG94]

More psychological shit please! :)

[conoriginal]

I always choose the cheaper item cuz I'm

CHEEP!

[N0BODYNEEDS2KNOW]

Your gonna record the show so we can watch it, right? I mean, you ARE my BEST FRIEND on the Internet. Aren't you obliged to recording you epic live show??

[hamburger2074]

wtf is a lemon drop

[snowconerangel]

i read the whole comment without changing theposition of my laptop!!!

I FEELZ SO PROUD

[TPCrisis]

11 people paid more.

[777Zachary777]

3:10 --> funniest part of the whole vid!!!

[Thekreicis]

1:22 souds like Jim Carry, only with funnier voise :D

[makattack389]

i love this

[ChanniSmilesAlot]

Lmao xD your hilarious :D keep making more :P

[GanEdenAustralia]

TALENTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GutiProducer]

this makes sense, thank you for sharing

[11h11m]

this was sooo funny! i enjoyed this video much more then the last few.. i think i just find the ones about psycological experiments a lot more intresting and funny the way you describe them.. i agree with the upsidedown comment in the beginning :)

[sarahlou77]

1:01 and 2:41 - start alternating. Go!

[totallydubbedHD]

self-reflection :)

And why would you pay for something that is free?

To support what ever you donated to.

Be it a charity or for the development of certain products, that you would like to see.

[Themark755]

are you naked

[JustScreamAndCut]

Pause the video and press 0 xD

[zywber12345678900]

how the fuck do u know all of this ??

[Papi0321]

I couldn't turn my CRT upside down :(

[gaz2206]

Hey, Danno, you nervous about your upcoming show?

[thenashus4]

you remind me of ace ventura in some bits

[bustybilly]

great videoo :)

[webjunk18]

I think you should do a video about nicknames and while your explain why you call us lemon drops i don't have a problem with it im just curious

[ga42fifi]

thumbs up if you turned your laptop upside down to read the intro comment :D

[baseballboy0101]

@ga42fifi i read it just the way it was:thumbs down

[Amaizying]

I always go for cheaper stuff, and if its plain enough, I'll paint it so that it looks cooler.

[kitsunekayla9]

Danny, why are people so lazy, and have little motivation.



[Jhopper98]

HEyy danny can u do a video on why porn is so addicting?... not that im addicted or anything... :)

[Plenoptic07]

Definitely turned my laptop upside down to read the comment. I like fart jokes D:

[Allenmarxchannel]

@Plenoptic07 I also, turned my laptop upside down, I also like fart jokes. =]

[velja27]

Very nice video, deeper than usual.

[aliavery1]

@gradualreport y do kitty cattys purrrrrrrrr? plz anwser this question beacause i want to know y they do tht :s

[vobbs]

No link to the study you mentioned?

[vobbs]

fascinating as always! I think you should lead your own TED talk!

[kerog6]

do a video about ipods/iphones and why people want them!

[Miniclipsean]

PLEASE ANSWER THIS! Why do you take your shirt off?????? Just wanna know! ;D

[tripolargirl]

aaawwww i wanna live in sydney so i can see danny´s show :,(

[camaile12]

Danny! make a video about USA imperialism ;) 

[cyx77]

@ 2: 45 I feel like you stumbled on something amzing in a humorous way.

[cocaB7ksa]

Hey Danny , im a big fan of yours

make a video about the secret of being :|

that would be interesting :P

[Bernster2011]

See you all next Friday!

Bernie in Sydney

[UltimateLaugh]

When serbian lessons u pizdu materinu

atleast show my comment i am 2000 subrscriber i watch all videos do i deserve it ?

[TheKingCigan]

PLIZZZ DAJ JOŠ SERBIAN LESSON !!!!!! LEGENDOOO

[TheSBongo]

He is a Psycic. :') You know me so well

[surfinjuli]

@TheMr86stuff He'll get more viewers once he gets that fucking chip off his shoulder! It's one thing to ask people to share your video - everyone does that. But this ain't MLM, and we're not your recruiters, DANNY! #fuckamway

[FaithyTheWeird]

Sydney is the other side of the world. I might have to miss it :/

[SuperCharlieBabes]

Did anybody else go to extreme lengths to read the comment in the intro?

[CoralEnthusiast]

Hey Danny! You are my best friend on the internet. Please do a video about coral reefs and having saltwater aquariums :D

[dovermoreno]

Donkey fist.......  ARGHHHHH !!!!

[shoked6]

I will take the less expensive item thank you. Haha XD Could you do a video on PSYCHOLOGY? I wanna be a psychologist and I need to know wat I'm getting in to :D thanks!

[mrblisterfist]

Yeah, like buy a used vibrator from the thrift store for a dollar.

[BlueGlassLightning]

GOD I LOVE YOU. A:JASUJAD;!

[DreamWeavingDiva17]

@tadus9: you live in Utah?! Me too!!!

[MarkoniLive]

danny do a vid with zyzz or of zyzz

[MrSophii]

i had to watch this many times to actually understand it. :D

[RawrJordanRawrr]

..what did I just watch? I'm so confused. >_<

[w0lf3nst3inET]

@RawrJordanRawrr loool keep following i was same at first

[setmobilonfire]

you are a gay cunt

[07Parkour07]

This is the worst day of my life... Danny you've made my day !

[SplinterCell37]

I actually buy the cooler stuff because it's cooler. you know.

often the more expensive ones are not as cool because all the uncool people are buying them. you know, people in suits. with small penises.

i think i need a cup of tea.

[Th3Shadow0fDeath]

@SplinterCell37 You obviously don't watch how i met your mother ... "To score a 10 would be just fine but i'd rather be dressed to the nines! It's a truth you cant refute... nothing suits me like a suit"

[SplinterCell37]

@Th3Shadow0fDeath Haha!! :)

[crnifico41]

6 people are 15 dollar people

[Knifeblade11]

I HAVE A GIANT PENIS! .. I'll take the less expensive item lol

[DJonelove]

Best vid in awhile dannyman, your awesome! Cant wait to see live in the states... Can you report on ways to get over anxiety and depression? Or how to get over approach anxiety?