Did they really have to inject her? They should of have made it like pretend and not actually stab her so many freaking times. Idiotic reporter and dumb nurse.
@TheOffkilter Speak for yourself. Next time if you can't provide an argument then you let it go. Typical dimwitted response...no counter, all insults. Happy New Year dunce.
The problem I have with the fake McCain footage in a few of these is that a some gullible people on Youtube(including some of the commenters) will actually believe it.
Stark contrast between Bush & Obama. If you said anything about Bush, you were punished, eg, Dixie Chicks & Dan Rather (fired after 25 yrs). At the other end, you're encouraged to say the most vile crap about Obama. Does Obama punish them? No. Did they get fired? No. BTW, Tom Brokaw & two Dem Senators were sent Anthrax. Not a single Repub was ever targeted. When they said, "You're either with us or against us" they really meant it. It was a warning for, "dont fuck with us" .
@al3k0 - I second that...keep up the good work 999crypticnews...and adding english subtitles to the ones not in English will be appreciated,guaranteed!!!at least I will...
Did they really have to inject her? They should of have made it like pretend and not actually stab her so many freaking times. Idiotic reporter and dumb nurse.
jesserobles 3 days ago
Did I say erection? I did. looooooooooool
Junayd100 4 days ago
5:56..."the '98 Ford Caravan"????
morgadaan 3 weeks ago
McCain thing is so fake
googman77 1 month ago
6:17 was my favorite
86Horsechick 1 month ago
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86Horsechick 1 month ago
now pay that lady in the first vid $100 for having to be a pin cushion whilst you got it right!!
jonty811 1 month ago
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@TheOffkilter Speak for yourself. Next time if you can't provide an argument then you let it go. Typical dimwitted response...no counter, all insults. Happy New Year dunce.
de1ta3phase 2 months ago
The problem I have with the fake McCain footage in a few of these is that a some gullible people on Youtube(including some of the commenters) will actually believe it.
TheOffkilter 2 months ago 10
@TheOffkilter lol. well said ;)
86Horsechick 1 month ago
OH THAT POOR OLD LADY!
JustinBlottin 2 months ago 4
that poor flu lady :L
xXxrachhunnixXx 2 months ago
Stark contrast between Bush & Obama. If you said anything about Bush, you were punished, eg, Dixie Chicks & Dan Rather (fired after 25 yrs). At the other end, you're encouraged to say the most vile crap about Obama. Does Obama punish them? No. Did they get fired? No. BTW, Tom Brokaw & two Dem Senators were sent Anthrax. Not a single Repub was ever targeted. When they said, "You're either with us or against us" they really meant it. It was a warning for, "dont fuck with us" .
de1ta3phase 3 months ago
2:57 LOL
allstarsnorks2 3 months ago
2:35 is the luckiest guy ever
tsunami344 3 months ago
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LOLOLOL SHUT UP SHUT UP
onjimana 4 months ago
1/3 of chickens contain an orgasm. Hahahaha.
ztunelover 4 months ago
@Bradyfan027 he is not an idiot an it still funny!So fuck off
hypedlololol 4 months ago
3:42 ummm im a dumb nigger....
LazyDzej 5 months ago
Hitler CAT LMFAO!!
BlastedHollowz 5 months ago 2
"@ 7:17 So that's how you say orgasm in sign language!!!!!"
angl76 5 months ago
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angl76 5 months ago
The old lady was getting high! xD
StormUndead 5 months ago
dang i think that old lady is going on a trip
MrTOMMYKILLS 5 months ago
did she overdose?
AnusMcFeggot 5 months ago
did that John McCain thing really happen? it seemed real
TheU2BigO 6 months ago
That poor woman!! XDDD
AngelWitch08 6 months ago
I also want a blind date lady, that just shows me her breasts at random!!
SkinoReturns 6 months ago
that McCain one was a fake.. why have all these real stuff, then a fake one in there.. that was stupid.
AngryAtTechnology75 6 months ago 2
heh Berlusconi being Berlusconi odd that Sarkozy didnt bite
TheOffkilter 6 months ago
Lol the first lady got an overdose
system13xhuxhu 6 months ago
The McCain stuff wasn't real, that's not even his voice. But the rest was very very funny :D
chikenarch 6 months ago
Lol best one yet
arablover1213 6 months ago
Wonder if that guy signed "they contain an orgasm"... haha
hurtmeloveme 6 months ago
@Bradyfan027 duh!
21saladin12 6 months ago
dixie chicks were wright
tezmazter 6 months ago
O.o 8 times?!
deesww 6 months ago
did that other dude compare car to women :D .. so typical guy talk :D
hottiefix07 6 months ago
Loved the guy's reaction on his blind date!
Zeldanon 7 months ago
@Zeldanon flat on his ass :D, I probably would too. Atleast he didn't pull down his pants
JesterNeil 6 months ago in playlist Bloopers
well she got all the flu shots needed for the rest of her life...
yohanbab 7 months ago
But the Berlusconi part did :]
SniperMod90 7 months ago
Since the day of filming, the old lady has developed a nasty heroin addiction.
matteoprez 7 months ago
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5:16 Berlusconi has found his new Girlfriend, hasn't he?
allogicid 7 months ago
7:29 "Are you sure you can get it up" hahahaha
russianbeauty101 7 months ago
and suffered their straight loss 6-4 to phillie last night PENIS LOL
Bubbleballs64 7 months ago
Nice to know religious people view each others chastity as objectify-able properties.
Now we all at least can feel safe getting married by him after we haggled over the price tag XD
WildBuck007 7 months ago
Who doesn't have erection expenses?
releasethetiger 7 months ago
fight...fight for whatever :)
Phezt09 8 months ago
"im not gonna show u my breasts"
*zip*
O.O
whatswithyous 8 months ago
eventually they should have said "hey lets take the old lady out" or maybe "lets not ACTUALLY poke her". idiots, i tell you
aerohawkproductions 8 months ago
I would love to be contaminated by an orgasm :D
7:14
Turian100 8 months ago
lol, the woman getting the jab haha
xXxrachhunnixXx 8 months ago
ROFL. Hitler Cat.
Lisax345 8 months ago
Fight just just fight fight against fight...?
RyanHigaForEvrr 8 months ago
1:53 What was the question she asked him? Clooney was mad as fuck Lol..
DonRMB 8 months ago
I wanted to see the guy say orgasm in mute language
*rubs himself and jizz face*
GamingSho 9 months ago
" cmon! Theres blood everywhere" just give one real and the others fake
hiddengirl96 9 months ago
Hahaha Score one for GC, that was hilarious. "From the looks of it we might be running FROM you..." lol
SorrowfulLesson 10 months ago
7:19 The sign tolk (or what's the job called) expression is hilarious! What would orgasm be in sign language? XD
Cinedragon 10 months ago
@Cinedragon The guy was an interpreter for the hearing-impaired.
31operafan 9 months ago
@31operafan I know, I know!
Cinedragon 9 months ago
6:37 cute old man...hahah
D2der2333 10 months ago
1:33 is that real or fake?
AnimeGuruma 10 months ago
mccain lol doesn't know what he's talking about how did he even get there in the first place?
TheEXpothead 10 months ago
HARRY GRATION, WHAT A LEGEND!!!
BTTFreak 10 months ago
Man how many shots did she get????
redwing46901 10 months ago
For this older women in the county, this man takes it's toll.
molly1002 11 months ago
the adolf cat is awesome !!! and I dont adore Hitler I dispice him but the cat I love !!! :)
everything was like always the best there is on you tube . cryptic999 I even like you more then the hitlercat :))
Joeri59 11 months ago
Oh come on guys... she wasn't actually getting shot after shot... they were only sterilizing her arm all the time... never actually injecting.
Did that McCain meltdown really happen?
and we're ashamed of you too Dixies.
jumbybird 1 year ago
@jumbybird Well, when you invade a country illegal and slaughter the people, there is shame
MusicIzMySavior 11 months ago
DID I SAY ERECTIONS XD? BAHAHAH! XD
Hell0xKitty666 1 year ago
i laughed so fucken hard at hitler cat
goodz198 1 year ago
Harry Gration fluffing "election" there.
pmr1973 1 year ago
EPIC FAIL FROM 1:34 ahahahahha
yes its fake but its still funny!
zeeshan55 1 year ago
and the poor old woman died the next day
Kronikwookie 1 year ago
lol guy at 7:18 about to sign orgasm!haha
nimez31 1 year ago
nibble on my hotdog...... cute ;D
Nabo00o 1 year ago
zthe Mc cain one looks fake but I love it!!!!
PedroyItatiFan 1 year ago 2
plz go awaY!!!
rollerbladingdude 1 year ago
lucky chickens; they're doing a lot better than most women...
lelouch2342 1 year ago
that McCain clip was fake O_o
stiimuli 1 year ago 8
hahhahahahha niiiice
chaulinkiffer 1 year ago
penix xDD
chaulinkiffer 1 year ago
if you just hold it tight...it'll get bigger. LOL
bluefire0077 1 year ago
Reaction at 7:18 PRIcelest reaction ever
poisonme4 1 year ago
Anyone knows what channel some of the clips are from? I saw a red 6 logo at the top left corner
EPZQ 1 year ago
@EPZQ one of them is VARA, a Dutch channel. Not sure what the other one is.
PrettyBlueFairy 1 year ago
6:39 i did it...in a gay way hahahaa
FIIRE 1 year ago
BLACK GUY SPEAKING LIKE CHINESE LMAO
FIIRE 1 year ago
lol. Hot dog, second baseman
RedRumSlacker15 1 year ago
Ok, 6:52 has the BIGGEST forehead I have ever seen.
JDCoolMan21 1 year ago
Just fight... Just fight against terrorist. wahahaha
lrainel 1 year ago
hahahhahahhaha
xxxMittensxcatxxx 1 year ago
4:48 super strong Russian skull
ShadowAgentFox 1 year ago
7:20 ... "orasm", guy in the background:"what" ... hilarious
Bang7331 1 year ago
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poor old lady=(
flaencheetah 1 year ago
Erection, penis and orgasm
"We've got bush."
KalubaBoy 1 year ago
you rock men :D
Adonay112 1 year ago
lawl 5:48
lol erection 6:25
XSkullxTotenKopfX 1 year ago
"Fight... Just fight." xD
GreenrangeRemix 1 year ago
Well at least she wont get the flu.
rj1982ii 1 year ago
Berlusconi, legend!
Dooky7 1 year ago
7:17 omfg lol
MCAMVP 1 year ago
@MCAMVP
hahaha i know the man's face! like "oh no"
xD
chiviza 1 year ago
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lilacinsd 1 year ago
the sign-language guy is like:should I "translate" that...
lilacinsd 1 year ago 3
If I was the old lady I'd smack that reporter.
albertusj 1 year ago 39
OH MY GOD!! that old lady's arm... my god!!
snowdjagha 1 year ago
@al3k0 - I second that...keep up the good work 999crypticnews...and adding english subtitles to the ones not in English will be appreciated,guaranteed!!!at least I will...
SeymoreSparda 1 year ago
i wonder how many injections the old lady undergoes
manongicecream 1 year ago
At 7:18- When she says orgasm instead of organism- the signer grabs his fingers and stops signing with the look of horror...LMAO!!!!!!
iamjustjudy 1 year ago 3
I love the sausage and hot dog ones. xD
Mokoniki 1 year ago
"fine by me!"
5:30 is a hero
Thethirdeye84 1 year ago 2
your videos are great thanks man
porcosdep 1 year ago
How her arm must ache!
myhoneyjudah 1 year ago
poor old lady!
Michaelisamzing 1 year ago
@Michaelisamzing I know, were they really injecting her that many time?!
WaffleKing99 1 year ago
Lol doctored McCain footage
DesertMoxie 1 year ago
4:48
purojugo23 1 year ago
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purojugo23 1 year ago
999crypticnews, who ever you are, are a beast at what you do
LordOfTheTombs 1 year ago
holy crap, did that really happen with mccain? now way . . .
calebhagancaleb 1 year ago
LMFAO well I know why Mccain didn't win
Silver1478 1 year ago
Does anyone know what show the scene at 5:20 is from?
TheSugaBunny 1 year ago
Flu takes it's... that's not right! (8 takes later) YES!
kylebuflod 1 year ago
Dissed by George Clooney....Ouch!!!
Cinedragon 1 year ago
Yours video is so funny :D
alelin100691 1 year ago
Came in Year 1271 with Caravans. Soooo xd
caschque 1 year ago
Stop suffering the grandma
hiway1989 1 year ago
Flue takes it's toll
LOL poor lady xD
Nesjemannen 1 year ago
I can't understand that to tell the truth about the Warlord Bush could been stopped by throw CDs into trashes ...
Hopefully the "Adolf Hitler" of the US isn't in Oval Office anymore !!!
MondeoBoy1983 1 year ago
Gosh How did i not know about this channel. I love news bloopers ^^
Zeul28 1 year ago
poor grandma!!!
MiiSy1357246 1 year ago
This is the best blooper compilation I've seen so far! Thanks for the posting!
KingofStarfox 1 year ago 3
6:50 XDDDDDDDDD
TeamKapamilyaRulez 1 year ago
haha durao barroso there xD
InbictaProductionzZ 1 year ago
fight for...er fight for.. just fight!
zetrino 1 year ago 2
*misses the ball* *crashes to the ground* ;)
skyecolor 1 year ago 2
oh george.....lol!!
dcj797dorian 1 year ago
mcClain said shut up to his fans... he really dont know how to give a speech.
dcj797dorian 1 year ago 2
you should put the "boom-goes-the-dynamite" guy in the next one
FrankieEsposito 1 year ago 2
I'm sorry, Mr. Berlusconi does not represent Italy and Italians. He is a poor man.
nybras66 1 year ago 30
@nybras66 well he's got a great football team and doing a good job with it :P atleast... xD
Megashehri 1 year ago
@nybras66 He's a crazy evil person.... Italians need to get rid of him
jumbybird 1 year ago
"Did I say erection??" lol
blackhole522 1 year ago 5
LOLOLOLOLOLOL :-)
Rudewomantt 1 year ago 2
lol
loopdiloop89 1 year ago