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  • Did they really have to inject her? They should of have made it like pretend and not actually stab her so many freaking times. Idiotic reporter and dumb nurse.

  • Did I say erection? I did. looooooooooool

  • 5:56..."the '98 Ford Caravan"????

  • McCain thing is so fake

  • 6:17 was my favorite

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  • now pay that lady in the first vid $100 for having to be a pin cushion whilst you got it right!!

  • The problem I have with the fake McCain footage in a few of these is that a some gullible people on Youtube(including some of the commenters) will actually believe it.

  • @TheOffkilter lol. well said ;)

  • OH THAT POOR OLD LADY!

  • that poor flu lady :L

  • Stark contrast between Bush & Obama. If you said anything about Bush, you were punished, eg, Dixie Chicks & Dan Rather (fired after 25 yrs). At the other end, you're encouraged to say the most vile crap about Obama. Does Obama punish them? No. Did they get fired? No. BTW, Tom Brokaw & two Dem Senators were sent Anthrax. Not a single Repub was ever targeted. When they said, "You're either with us or against us" they really meant it. It was a warning for, "dont fuck with us" .

  • 2:57 LOL

  • 2:35 is the luckiest guy ever

  • 1/3 of chickens contain an orgasm. Hahahaha.

  • @Bradyfan027 he is not an idiot an it still funny!So fuck off

  • 3:42 ummm im a dumb nigger....

  • Hitler CAT LMFAO!!

  • "@ 7:17 So that's how you say orgasm in sign language!!!!!"

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  • The old lady was getting high! xD

  • dang i think that old lady is going on a trip

  • did she overdose?

  • did that John McCain thing really happen? it seemed real

  • That poor woman!! XDDD

  • I also want a blind date lady, that just shows me her breasts at random!!

  • that McCain one was a fake.. why have all these real stuff, then a fake one in there.. that was stupid.

  • heh Berlusconi being Berlusconi odd that Sarkozy didnt bite 

  • Lol the first lady got an overdose

  • The McCain stuff wasn't real, that's not even his voice. But the rest was very very funny :D

  • Lol best one yet

  • Wonder if that guy signed "they contain an orgasm"... haha

  • @Bradyfan027 duh!

  • dixie chicks were wright

  • O.o 8 times?!

  • did that other dude compare car to women :D .. so typical guy talk :D

  • Loved the guy's reaction on his blind date!

  • @Zeldanon flat on his ass :D, I probably would too. Atleast he didn't pull down his pants

  • well she got all the flu shots needed for the rest of her life...

  • But the Berlusconi part did :]

  • Since the day of filming, the old lady has developed a nasty heroin addiction.

  • 7:29 "Are you sure you can get it up" hahahaha

  • and suffered their straight loss 6-4 to phillie last night PENIS LOL

    

  • Nice to know religious people view each others chastity as objectify-able properties.

    Now we all at least can feel safe getting married by him after we haggled over the price tag XD

  • Who doesn't have erection expenses?

  • fight...fight for whatever :)

  • "im not gonna show u my breasts"

    *zip*

    O.O

  • eventually they should have said "hey lets take the old lady out" or maybe "lets not ACTUALLY poke her". idiots, i tell you

  • I would love to be contaminated by an orgasm :D

    7:14

  • lol, the woman getting the jab haha

  • ROFL. Hitler Cat.

  • Fight just just fight fight against fight...?

  • 1:53 What was the question she asked him? Clooney was mad as fuck Lol..

  • I wanted to see the guy say orgasm in mute language

    *rubs himself and jizz face*

  • " cmon! Theres blood everywhere" just give one real and the others fake

  • Hahaha Score one for GC, that was hilarious. "From the looks of it we might be running FROM you..." lol

  • 7:19 The sign tolk (or what's the job called) expression is hilarious! What would orgasm be in sign language? XD

  • @Cinedragon The guy was an interpreter for the hearing-impaired.

  • @31operafan I know, I know!

  • 6:37 cute old man...hahah

  • 1:33 is that real or fake?

  • mccain lol doesn't know what he's talking about how did he even get there in the first place?

  • HARRY GRATION, WHAT A LEGEND!!!

  • Man how many shots did she get????

  • For this older women in the county, this man takes it's toll.

  • the adolf cat is awesome !!! and I dont adore Hitler I dispice him but the cat I love !!! :)

    everything was like always the best there is on you tube . cryptic999 I even like you more then the hitlercat :))

  • Oh come on guys... she wasn't actually getting shot after shot... they were only sterilizing her arm all the time... never actually injecting.

    Did that McCain meltdown really happen?

    and we're ashamed of you too Dixies.

  • @jumbybird Well, when you invade a country illegal and slaughter the people, there is shame

  • DID I SAY ERECTIONS XD? BAHAHAH! XD 

  • i laughed so fucken hard at hitler cat

  • Harry Gration fluffing "election" there.

  • EPIC FAIL FROM 1:34 ahahahahha

    yes its fake but its still funny!

  • and the poor old woman died the next day

  • lol guy at 7:18 about to sign orgasm!haha

  • nibble on my hotdog...... cute ;D

  • zthe Mc cain one looks fake but I love it!!!!

  • plz go awaY!!!

  • lucky chickens; they're doing a lot better than most women...

  • that McCain clip was fake O_o

  • hahhahahahha niiiice

  • penix  xDD

  • if you just hold it tight...it'll get bigger. LOL

  • Reaction at 7:18 PRIcelest reaction ever

  • Anyone knows what channel some of the clips are from? I saw a red 6 logo at the top left corner

  • @EPZQ one of them is VARA, a Dutch channel. Not sure what the other one is.

  • 6:39 i did it...in a gay way hahahaa

  • BLACK GUY SPEAKING LIKE CHINESE LMAO

  • lol. Hot dog, second baseman

  • Ok, 6:52 has the BIGGEST forehead I have ever seen.

  • Just fight... Just fight against terrorist. wahahaha

  • hahahhahahhaha

  • 4:48 super strong Russian skull

  • 7:20 ... "orasm", guy in the background:"what" ... hilarious

  • Erection, penis and orgasm

    "We've got bush."

  • you rock men :D

  • lawl 5:48

    lol erection 6:25

  • "Fight... Just fight." xD

  • Well at least she wont get the flu.

  • Berlusconi, legend!

  • 7:17 omfg lol

  • @MCAMVP

    hahaha i know the man's face! like "oh no"

    xD

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  • the sign-language guy is like:should I "translate" that...

  • If I was the old lady I'd smack that reporter.

  • OH MY GOD!! that old lady's arm... my god!!

  • @al3k0 - I second that...keep up the good work 999crypticnews...and adding english subtitles to the ones not in English will be appreciated,guaranteed!!!at least I will...

  • i wonder how many injections the old lady undergoes

  • At 7:18- When she says orgasm instead of organism- the signer grabs his fingers and stops signing with the look of horror...LMAO!!!!!!

  • I love the sausage and hot dog ones. xD

  • "fine by me!"

    5:30 is a hero

  • your videos are great thanks man

  • How her arm must ache!

  • poor old lady!

  • @Michaelisamzing I know, were they really injecting her that many time?!

  • Lol doctored McCain footage

  • 4:48

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  • 999crypticnews, who ever you are, are a beast at what you do

  • holy crap, did that really happen with mccain? now way . . .

  • LMFAO well I know why Mccain didn't win

  • Does anyone know what show the scene at 5:20 is from?

  • Flu takes it's... that's not right! (8 takes later) YES!

  • Dissed by George Clooney....Ouch!!!

  • Yours video is so funny :D

  • Came in Year 1271 with Caravans. Soooo xd

  • Stop suffering the grandma

  • Flue takes it's toll

    LOL poor lady xD

  • I can't understand that to tell the truth about the Warlord Bush could been stopped by throw CDs into trashes ...

    Hopefully the "Adolf Hitler" of the US isn't in Oval Office anymore !!!

  • Gosh How did i not know about this channel. I love news bloopers ^^

  • poor grandma!!!

  • This is the best blooper compilation I've seen so far! Thanks for the posting!

  • 6:50 XDDDDDDDDD

  • haha durao barroso there xD

  • fight for...er fight for.. just fight!

  • *misses the ball* *crashes to the ground* ;)

  • oh george.....lol!!

  • mcClain said shut up to his fans... he really dont know how to give a speech.

  • you should put the "boom-goes-the-dynamite" guy in the next one

  • I'm sorry, Mr. Berlusconi does not represent Italy and Italians. He is a poor man.

  • @nybras66 well he's got a great football team and doing a good job with it :P atleast... xD

  • @nybras66 He's a crazy evil person.... Italians need to get rid of him

  • "Did I say erection??" lol

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL :-)

  • lol

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