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  • Insecure youtuber's guide to good taste:

    Comedian? Compare favorably to Dane Cook.

    Music? Compare favorably to Justin Beiber.

    Movie? Compare favorably to Twilight.

    Game? Compare favorably to Call of Duty.

    *Guaranteed to get you thumbs up from tools as massive as you are!

  • Bill Burr is the only comedian to make me laugh so hard when nobody is around. He's the man!

  • Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh suck dick.. BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT

  • FUCK Dane Cook :D

  • Also Dane Cook bashing is like George W. Bushisms. Cliche, worn out and not funny.

  • Dane never was funny

  • Dane Cook is a fucking humorless twat. Anyone with half a brain knows that.

  • Why is eveyone bashing dane,he just has not came out with annything in a while

  • @ytube5032 No, hes just not funny.

  • joe rogan is more like the good dane cook. you cant compare bill to that fucking twot. not joe, joe is a gem

  • why eveybody keeps comparing bill to that idiot Cook? they are not even in the same league

  • Why is he performing in front of all broads?

  • Dane cook is the shitiest stand up ever! He should fuckin kill himself, kevin hart an bill burr best right now

  • Dane Cook is double A ball compared to Bill!!!

  • @kamerondaddy2004 yup,Dane Cook is so lame its hard to see how he could sell tickets, JimJeffries and Bill Burr are the funniest out there.

  • Dane Cook is double A ball compared to Bill!!!

  • @splangy1 South Paw*

  • This guy is fucking killing!

  • actually, "the triangle" in basketball is an offensive set, not a defensive one.

    

  • @macnolds it's a joke, quick thinking off the top of your head isnt 100% accurate. relax, chill the fuck out. you couldve just left it, idiot.

  • @cj397 I love how the guy you responded to started his comment with "actually". You already know that anything following is douchery!

  • @macnolds He nailed it. offense, defense...fuckin whatever. You are not funny. He is.

  • Damn, he was killin!

  • Boys bad,str8 freestlin on stage- alot of comedians cant do that shit right there-only the gifted & talented can!!!!

  • Funniest Comedian since Bob Newhart!

  • Bill Burr is going to be known as the #1 stand up comedian worldwide. Just wait and see.

  • @ArmenPhone No one surpasses George Carlin, even Bill Burr loves Carlin.

  • @Leidachinaman George Carlin can never be beat ... he mastered Stand Up Comedy ... I believe Bill Burr will be the next George Carlin, I love Louis C.K. but majority of the people who know me don't understand his humor like I do because they aren't as disgusting lol. But ya, I hope Bill Burr is around for a long time!

  • Funniest comedian Ive seen since Kevin Hart. Hes just naturally funny.

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  • I like to watch a lot of comics and Bill Burr has amazing rapport and charisma with his crowds and his timing is great. Hart is great too-a little bit more on the sillier and physical humor side. Chappelle can be like that too but he's a little bit slower paced and off the wall with his jokes. Bernie Mac was really good too with crowds.

  • I just found this dude,,,, HE IS AWESOME!

  • @George91280 Welcome to the funny...

  • Who caught the strip club joke at the end

  • @Blaxdon Couldn't hear what he said.

  • I live in Nebraska and his jokes about the state are on point! LOL

  • love burr.he thinks like i do,just faster.lol.This guys the best comedian i've seen.

  • Burr, Chappelle, Gervais. Nuff said.

  • @nhall022

    and louis ck.

  • @ItsameAlex Yes, CK is great too.

  • whats the joke after 3:39 he says something like wearing a poor excuse of a ......i dont get it...my english is somewhat challenged :)

  • @johnydeltablues "during a poor excuse for a blizzard". He's probably been all over the midwest and northwest of the U.S. and experienced some very, very heavy blizzards compared to what they would get in the northeast like Washington D.C.

  • @dietrite123 thanks

  • This is why even his videos do not do him justice, his live improv with the crowd is so witty it damn near seems planned. Fucking best comic out there!

  • This looks like it was a good ole time! Love when there's good energy in a comedy room....Bill Burr is hilarious!

  • This dude is SOOOOOO much funnier than Dane Cook!

  • @BeefPattieBlog why do you have to say that? why does ever comedian get compared to dane cook?...since when was he a comedic juggernaut. why not compare Bill to George Carling, Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks. Someone who is actually good.

  • @ShookOnesTO: wow your really stand up comedy fan. Comparing Bill Burr to Pryor Hicks or CARLIN (not Carling you doofus) is unfair. Bill Burr is fantastic and a great comic but no one will ever touch those guys. You saying that was like some saying they love college sports and justifying it by saying that they like Duke Basketball. Those guys are the greats of all time who no one will ever be able to touch. Except for maybe Chapelle whos career ended prematurely.

  • @phillyphisig721 too long. not reading

  • @BeefPattieBlog trees are funnier than dane cook...

  • @BeefPattieBlog Dude WTF, why even compare Dane Cook to this genius? It's fucking redundant!

  • @BeefPattieBlog fuck dane cook and fuck you. what relevance does dane cook have to do with?

  • @BeefPattieBlog Bill Burr Sucks AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE ASSHOLE!!!

  • @BeefPattieBlog

    NO FUCKING SHIT! Why does every asshole on youtube have to admit that the first "comedian" they ever saw was Dane Cook? Why? That dude has alway sucked. 22 thumbs up for the most obvious shit in the world. For fuck's sake!

  • @eqsmooth You mad bro?

  • @BeefPattieBlog NOBODY is funnier than Dane Cook...except maybe Carlos Mencia.

  • @MyceliaProductions42 i REALLY hope you are being sarcastic..

  • @ripsnorter419 Hehe. Yup, I was. ;-D

  • @MyceliaProductions42 lol thank god

  • @BeefPattieBlog who is dane cook?

  • @BeefPattieBlog Yeah most people on earth are funnier than dane cook

  • @BeefPattieBlog I'd say he's equal with Louis C.K. People rarely agree w/ me though.

  • @jebsievers he's different. bill is one of those people who, as dave chappelle once said, "can just talk funny". He doesn't need to write. He just talks about something and its funny.

  • learn to type someonezmom

  • Is that Joe DeRosa laughing in the crowd??

  • why is the tape edited in the middle? did he actually go on for 'thirty minutes'? surely not...

  • I think he endorses Camelot at the end!

    Great strip club...'cept lap dances are illegal in DC...

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  • why did you just throw a dollar up here ?

  • 21 people who disliked must be from Nebraska.

  • I would hate to be serving drinks with him up.

  • best comedian ever

  • this guy is so funny hahaha

  • wish this was better quality. couldnt hear him on some parts.

  • What is up with the audio? Does the Improv in DC not have a soundboard?

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  • @cj397 laugh Out Loud! No Shit? You mean there was no SONY DAT.s envolved?

    I couldn't have guessed.

  • @HolyCity2012 your a cunt pussy fat fuck ugly piece of angry shit

  • @cj397 Laugh Out Loud @ "Comment removed"

  • I love how he just wings it, he's a true stand up comedian!!

  • Heeey i lived in Nebraska.

  • anybody dissing GREG GIRALDO must lack extreme mental capacity or never been through shit in thier life cuz his comedy stand up & appearances on comedy central roast are classic

    BILL BURR is the #1

    GREG GIRALDO is #2

    IMO ofcourse

  • i love his subtle sports references.  they're the best.

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  • ive heard the trucker story before on his podcast and it is the perfect comedy story ever

  • hes a south paul comedian and he knocks them the fuck out

  • @Splangy1 Do you mean south paw? You are the funny one.

  • it would be great for Bill to be famous, especially good for him. but i don't think the larger population would be able to handle his humour. he's really dark and innovative...the rest of the world isn't ready for him. personally i think that this guy is a genius!

  • Where's the next half hour?! seriously though, for me Louis Ck, Dylan Moran, and Bill Burr are really the only living comedians that make me choose between sipping water or watching their videos, because I don't want to spit on my laptop from laughing so hard. I personally think they are funnier some of the late great comedians like Carlin or Hicks. I learn when I watch those classic guys and my mind is expanded but as far as LOL funny and replay value, those 3 are my desert island comics.

  • "8 bucks for a coke!  WTF?" lol

  • man bill probably got some mmaddd pussy that night.

  • ahahaahaha i fucking knew i heard derosa laughing during that set. joe is another really funny mother fucker.

  • @rezmoneynwkubs DeRosa is funny. One of the most handicapped-sounding, recognizable laughs in history...

  • funniest comedian ever imo. His impromptu ability as well as the way he talks about rl. He ain't fake and talks about real sheatt yet doesn't cross the line and befriends the audience. Unique and classic. Genius.

  • Agreed Bill burr is fucking epic and his style or suburban with an urban twist is refreshing.

  • Is that Derosa laughing in the background? I think I know that laugh!!

  • fag

  • We know you're a fag, but you can keep it to yourself.

  • i know your moms cry. If you know what I mean ;)

  • Amazing. He was totally killing

  • he is killin in front of all those women!

  • dude, he was kidding. He's gonna post on another server.

    G-cast is goin down, but he's not

  • @EthernetKid

    That's Miss Dude to you, haha. Thanks for the info

  • massachusetts humor!!!! witty and quick! first time I heard this guy i could hear remenants of his boston accent and i knew he was from my area.

  • @wemetin2002 witty and quick is what she said

  • yep

  • he really is the man

  • this shit has me cryin its so funny

  • This guy is a fucking genius!

  • good game everybody paint themselves red XD

  • I've recently started doing stand up comedy, and one of the first things I realized is that bombing, awkward silence, and heckling is unavoidable. While some material may kill one night, at some point, the same material will get crickets chirping. One of the hardest things to do is to overcome situations like that, mid-set. Billy Burr is fantastic at it. I think that's one of the most important attributes a comedian can have. Billy Boy...you are the man.

  • @srvoar3 Yeah, he managed the room full of nurses really well. He plays off the crowd makes some good jokes to keep them laughing.

  • @srvoar3

    I know this comment is a old but I just had to reply and say dude you nailed it. I recently started myself and your statements are 100% accurate. What separates the pros from the hacks is the ability to roll with it, change gears and keep going. Even though that silence feels like a sledgehammer to the stomach. Nothing worse. I would rather they boo then sit there silently. At least you could do something with a boo but silence is tough! I freely admit I get flustered but I'm very new

  • @LeerGroup Yeah dude. I did a show at a fine dining resturaunt this past weekend and had a room full of totally indifferent people. Got some laughs and had a great time, but the periods of silence are fucking brutal. I was happy to collect my share of the door charges and get the fuck out of there...

  • @srvoar3 im a huge fan of stand up. i watch and listen to it more than music. i love following comedians and know a lot of em, i know u commented 7 months ago but i was wondering are you still doing it? whats ur name where have u performed?

  • @ggmann13 Yeah, dude, I'm still doing it. In, fact I'm getting better and better at it, I think. I haven't uploaded a new video in over 6 months, but there's gonna be one that should be uploaded for me within the next couple days. I do it in Tampa and Orlando mostly. Hopefully if everything goes well, I'll be in the world series of comedy in Vegas in September. Trying to win an entry. I'll let you know in July. Thanks for the interest though, man. Kepp an eye on me.

  • @srvoar3 yeah bill is the man and a great example of what comedy can be. BUT DON't IMITATE! use your heroes (and other living greats include louis ck, dave chappelle, chris rock) as a source of INSPIRATION and NOT a source of IMITATION. you have to find your own voice, your own point of view, and then channel that through yourself in the way those mentioned earlier, like bill, do. the greats can teach you what great comedy is, not how to actually make it yourself. it's up to you to create!

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  • ........Get outta the POOL!!!!

  • @srvoar3: You said it. No one handles a heckler like Burr. ^_^

  • @srvoar3 DUDE!! I saw your videos and you are awesome! I always wanted to do stand-up but it just seems kind of terrifying to go to a club and just go for it like that. Those were a year ago are you still doing stand-up?

  • @srvoar3 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!

  • @srvoar3 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!! Look at this guy he's a fag!

  • @srvoar3 Wow dude, I watched one of your vids and you were surprisingly funny!

  • @srvoar3 Just watched your stand-up. Actually pretty good! Your Brazilian joke is straight stolen from Daniel Tosh though you may want to omit that but other than that it's def. got potential.

  • @srvoar3 you just gotta keep in mind, your material works and its the crowd that sucks, you arent going get laughs from an audience of drunk tards

  • Bill Bur is the MOTHERFUCKIN MAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

  • Try being a jazz musician!!!! LOL

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  • He used to be a writer for Dave Chapelle...

  • amen

  • he isnt a superstar for the same reason greg giraldo and similar comedians aren't, you have to be somewhat intelligent to get him.

  • spot on

  • your exactley fukin right.

  • Wow. How many errors can you fit into four words?

  • The unfortunate thing is that level of intelligence necessary to understand some of their jokes is too high brow for most people, so when a comedian busts out the high brow material and they don't get it, the comedian is forced to resort to extraordinarily low brow material to get laughs. It's a waste of talent, to be honest.

  • @murphy3162 which joke were you refering to?

  • @Minkki82 Nothing in particular, but listening to a comedian like Bill Burr or any other comic that is a very intelligent person but still busts out a lot of low brow schtick and it's plain to see that while they can certainly make a wonderful and intelligent joke, they often have to resort to poo poo and pee pee jokes and words to get a laugh from low brow audiences.

  • @murphy3162 true!

  • @murphy3162 that may be partially true, but sometimes - no matter how smart you are - when done right the occasional "poo poo or pee pee joke" is just downright hilarious. lowbrow humor isn't exclusively for the "low brow" it just depends on the quality of the joke and the frequency with which such material is used.

  • @dweebieMC my statement wasn't that low brow poo jokes aren't funny, it's that it's a real crying shame that intelligent comics are capable of making much more intelligent jokes but because the audience doesn't understand them and an awkward silence ensues, they are forced to either make a low brow poo joke or they will get booed off the stage as "unfunny".

  • @murphy3162 fair enough and I agree that it's a shame when that happens

  • @Minkki82 A good example is the late Mitch Hedberg, who would talk about a guy with a ponytail, a hat, an earring, facial tattoos, a beard, nose piercing, and etc and he would say "you have a lot of cranial accessories", which would be followed by "I'm glad this isn't a dumb crowd or I'd have to say 'you got a lot of shit on your head'."

  • @LLTech Giraldo kills when it comes to roasts or when he was on tough crowd...but his actual stand up is a little weak. Funny, but not nearly as good as his tv show appearances. Billy Burr kills everytime he takes the mike.

  • @LLTech

    4 realz

    thats why DANE COOK is so popular cuz you only have to have a 3RD GRADE education to understand him

    BILL BURR - GREG GIRALDO best active stand up wprking today

    ARTIE LANGE & DAVE CHAPELLE are classic also but one is in hiding one is self destructing

  • @LLTech dude greg giraldo can't touch bill burr in any way. greg's ok, funny and everything... but funny in a "who cares" kinda way. bill is funny with a truly unique voice, with something to say that comes from the heart and comes from a place most others can't access. bill has that perceptive intelligence that allows him to mine for material in places other people never notice - bill cuts into the absurdity of life the way a surgeon cuts into a diseased heart - talent and precision, baby

  • @dweebieMC Agreed.

  • @dweebieMC If you're a fan of Bill Burr, it's a little odd to say Giraldo is funny in a "who cares" way. Giraldo is the only comic that is truly similar to Burr in terms of tone, material, and style, and vice versa.

  • @jono11 not at all. i did NOT Laugh once, whatsoever at greg giraldo's horrid, absoultely terrible comedy special on comedy central. it was horrible. beyond comprehension.

    however ANYTHING, bill says or does, because i know that he really means and feels what he says, is the funniest and some of the most amazing shit i've ever heard.

  • @jono11

    for realz GREG GIRALDO is very similar to BILL BURR both have observational real everyday life humor & thats why thier the best active

  • @LLTech greg giraldo sucks

  • @MISFITROBBY138

    u must be a moron & dont have the mental capacty to understand GREG GIRALDO jokes then stick with DANE COOK

  • @RUSSTRADAMUS wow u must really have a strong warm and fuzzy feeling for greg giraldo.

  • @MISFITROBBY138

    na (lol) I was stanning out aka groupie styling though my bad but I think GREG GIRALDO & BILL BURR are almost equal & are definitly the best 2 active comedians

    but opinions vary & my bad about the insults I was a little tipsy

  • @RUSSTRADAMUS Christopher Titus, Zach galifianakis, i think are good.

  • @MISFITROBBY138 good job troll, good job

  • @LLTech giraldo's dead :( lol

  • @LLTech

    r.i.p. greg :/

  • @LLTech GIT ER DOOOOOOONE!!!!!

    

  • "fly over state" that is the most poignant phrase i ever heard it explains so much it three words. and fucking hilarious to boot

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  • I discovered him a few weeks ago thru my bf's friend. I did not know about him but I glad I know about him now. He is very funny. Kinda a young George Carlin in the making. RIP Carlin.

  • he's got nick dipaolo's delivery its hilarious

  • "Why did someone just throw a dollar up here?" LOL

  • Ridiculously underrated comedian. It's a travesty this guy isn't more well known.

  • bill burr is great he continuously cross the line to see how far he can cross it

  • F*ck yeah. I saw him live along time ago live in NYC. I had no idea who he was. I saw him several times after that. I almost puked up my beer. It was so funny that he even laughed at me.

  • i think hes funny even though he keeps saying ppl arent laughing

  • 7:20-

    "Oh great, the checks are coming out-

    This is like comedy kryptonite"

    LMAO

  • split my skull and enter my orofices skull f**k me at both ends

  • He's definitely good at improv

  • You realize he's at the Improv and not doing Improv right?

  • most people who appear at the improv have some idea of what they are going to say don't kid yourself...atleast this isn't part of his regular schtick...

  • His act isn't improv, but his random replies to the audience's comments seem to be. He's good at coming up with something funny to say when random crap happens.

    I realize that that's the whole idea of being a stand up comic, but he's very good at it.

  • a lot of co