Sandra Lee - Cucumber Tea Sandwich Flowers

[misswintertime]

How does Aunt Sandy expect kids to hold those sandwiches and not make a mess of her tablescapes?

[UltimateGrobanite]

I would have LOVED to watch the poor kids try these.

[fatalfeline]

*puts cream cheese mixture into little-nozzled pastry bag*

Wait. WAIT! THERE ARE CAPERS IN THERE!!!! How the eff are they not going to clog that little hole.

[duke1497]

Any kid I know would cry if they were given this to eat.....

WTF Sandra

[SugarDemon1035]

1. Why waste about a third of the sandwich just to cut it into a stupid shape?

2. Toppings go IN the sandwich, Aunt Sandy. That's the whole point of a sandwich. Or were you just too drunk to notice?

[getsuga395]

why the hell would you want to add butter to cream cheese?

[Garouix]

Oh my god!--She actually chopped her own chives! I was was expecting her to pull out the dried chives in a shaker.

[shazie1436]

What child would enjoy these sandwiches?

[DejectedDonkey]

she seems flustered and disorganized. 

[cvnawesome]

no, sandra

this is not perfect

[KingdomheartsII]

I feel sorry for any child that has to eat anything that she serves.

[natalieemmel]

i love you

[chocolatemilk0000]

"look at that!" *top of sandwich falls off

[thefinewino]

barf.

[JudgeGrif]

Looks like a supermodel, knows how to cook, and has lots of artsy stuff.

Her parties are probably where all the cool people go!

[Purrebark]

who knew it would be "pre-sliced" cucumber ;P

[bulldozerchn]

Butter and Cream Cheese sandwiches with cucumber! YUM

[NovBeautyCHEER]

Wear a bra!!!

[Michelle2815CV]

Yes, eating sandwiches with strange "icing" topped on them.

Ah, my typical childhood. *smirks*

[tpolf]

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole... Lol

[clairsandnokli]

1. White bread is not healthful. Use 9 grain bread it is more " healthful " 2.the cream cheese will make the top of the bread soggy

[RJCleveland]

1:56 She can't even hold a knife properly.

[Vindya911]

what kid is going to eat that???????

[zeldafreak701]

Doesn't look bad, but a I don't think a kid's palate could handle that.

[SuperDrifter101]

forget tea How about hot coffee??

[ItsyBitsyRaindrop]

AS IF KIDS ARE GOING TO LIKE THAT. 

[elenad97]

WEAR A BRA, WOMAN

[theyeti101101]

@elenad97

Hey they gotta get people to watch somehow.

[Xiaopeachx]

i didn't know that cream cheese can be icing.

[iiyaya]

So the sandwiches are 3 slices of cucumber, 2 tablespoons of cream cheese and a third of a cup of butter. Stay classy, you anorexic bag.

[JustKatD]

'Make sure you clean that out nicely' oh right. As supposed to when I put the dirty dishes back in the drawer. Thanks you drunk!

[SiliconeBunny]

From what I have seen of her videos she likes:

• piping bags.

• cream cheese in EVERYTHING!

• booze in large quantities

• matching her kitchen to her clothes

• cutting good food into smaller shapes with cutters

• premade packaged cake mix

• never makes anything fully herself

• says everything is healthy when it's loaded with more calories than KFC chicken grease.

[MikeHrubant]

When she opened the cucumber container at 2:30, you can notice a slice of cucumber still on the lid. Probably knows what's going to happen next so it stuck on with super cucumber strength. :D

[lmno101]

Couldn't they at least but up some temporary walls to block some of the wind? It's like I'm watching a messed up shampoo commercial with her hair flying all around.

[windhowl22]

@lmno101 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oooooo lol!!!

[cheesegirl456]

Great idea :) that looks pretty good :) and i am 11 this comment is probelly the only nice one on here but i love you videos :)

[corvus13]

How healthful is a big dollop of butter?

[brii443]

Hey give her some credit at least it isn't alcoholi- Oh wait she puts alcohol with her punch. Damn it.

[TheDoughnut93]

ewwwww stop making me feel sick

[clairsandnokli]

I think it would be easier just to mash the capers before you put them in the cream cheese I'm just saying

[beanbagchair]

way to waste a bunch of food for the sake of making a "sandwich flower," sandra

[crrrystal1]

no alcohol in the tea?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[XmusicXchikkX]

Cream cheese and lemon juice?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't lemon juice make the cream cheese curdle?

[buckinray18]

@XmusicXchikkX nope, it enhances the flavor, especially in cheesecake.

[fallen550]

a sandwich you have to eat with a fork? yeah the kids will love that.

[ohcountrar]

ok this is ridiculous

[123lightwind]

lol i love watching all the sandra lee videos and reading the hater comments :D

[MangoGurly]

this doesnt sound half bad the only thing is wtf iceing crap on top and it sounded nasty too

[TalaLalaLicious]

Just curious, y does everyone hate her so much. I mean not that im defending her(first video of her ive watched) but wat did she do wrong???

[hedikomoon]

Seriously, how is someone supposed to eat those sandwiches when there's cream all of top?  It's the weirdest sandwich I've ever seen.

[hodgrix]

look at the way shhe holds that knife with her finger pointing out! totally incorrect

[rachelallencamus]

ah, yes. that classic sandwich from my childhood! cucumber sandwiches with tarragon butter and salmon cream cheese frosting! there's just nothing that says childhood to me like a CTB&SCCF sandwich!

[punderful920]

kids are not gonnawanna eat that!

[PEYTONSxMOMMY]

I don't know who makes nastier shit her or Ina.

[goliaboi]

@PEYTONSxMOMMY what!? ina makes delicious food

[thehypnoticbeauty]

salmon cream cheese? 

[CuervoBlack06]

All this shit that she makes is basically catered to her uber rich Wasp "friends" that she so desperately tries to fit in with and not for normal people. Sandra just face it. No matter how many expensive houses you have in the Vineyard, or if you join their prestigious country clubs. And no matter how hard you try, they will always see you as trailer trash.

[corvus13]

@CuervoBlack06 But she's going to be the First Lady of New York some day.

[CuervoBlack06]

@corvus13 Hasn't New York suffered enough though?

[geezkee]

This will be better without the butter spread with a higher quality bread choice and I wouldn't serve this to children. Cucumbers and butter yuck!

[PersianOlive]

Wet paper towel sound better than that. n_n

[tasalvata]

how is that "healthful"? it's carbs, fat, and cucumber. cucumbers aren't miracle workers.

[EwwwClubForChrist]

My goodness, people sure are hostile towards Sandra Lee. I mean call the police, she combines pre-made products with fresh ingredients. Its not like she's committing a harmless crime like murder or something.

[0its0green0]

Salmon cream cheese, capers, chives, taragon butter, lemon juice and cucumbers? On what looks like Wonder Bread? For KIDS?!

[relotixke1]

Let's review here: We have just been told to combine the following into ONE DISH:

-Taragon butter

-Cucumbers

-Salmon cream cheese with chives and capers!???

In what universe do these flavors go together harmoniously?? Also the butter is not melted in any way! I may vomit.

[Hyperventilate]

What kind of kid eats that shit? Give them spaghettio's and some cotton candy for dessert. >_>

[bag0k]

It seemed fine, if not a little too feminine at fiirst until...

-"two sandwiches for each child" wtf kids don't want to eat that!! What kind of birthday party are you throwing lady? Plus, the ingredients in this are so rich, I can barely imagine finishing one, even with my adult sized stomach.

-"pretty, delicious, and healthful!" IT'S A BUTTER AND CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH. Not healthy!!

-Decorative cookie cutters? Good lord what a waste of food.

[ShodakonFury]

I don't wanna have to work to eat a sandwich. That cheese stuff will get in the way.

[DarkAngeltheLight]

Next time I make a sandwich, I'll put the jelly in the middle. Then I'll cut it with a cookie cutter and waste about half the sandwich, and put the peanut butter on top, because it'll be "nice and pretty".

[KLmusic4uKL]

what a waste of money

[kelvin88tan]

shit video... nice tits tho

[stevedincht]

just what kids love to eat. cucumber sandwiches slathered with loads of butter, cream cheese, tarragon, chives, and capers. didn't she mention that they were supposed to be "healthful"?

[MintyPepper]

she threw out like half the sandwich wtf

[lifestandstillhere]

@MintyPepper Well, no, she put it aside.  Most of the time, caterers/cooks keep those scraps for their own lunches/snacks as they prepare for others!

:)

[emilyysparkless]

omg she actually chopped her own chives! and made her own lemon juice!

[heartx3jess]

...boobs.

[Procrastimaster]

@MsTurdface111 I totally agree with one and two, but, technically, her show is called "Semi-Homemade" and the point of it is to buy things already made to make it easier for people who don't have the time or skills to make gourmet meals. Actually, I'm kind of surprised at all the stuff I could be buying pre-made, but I'm also 99% sure my local groceries don't carry most of it, so it really doesn't inspire me much.

[soappop]

OMG! I think she got a lemon seed in the dip!! "And dont try to get any lemon seeds in the bowl." Nice....attemp....X_X

[wespolly]

NO child with a functional set of taste-buds will even TOUCH a sandwich with cream cheese, salmon(WTF!?!) and cucumbers. Sorry, but certain foods just don't mix together like the aforementioned ones.

Also, that is a pointless design because she's just wasting BIG chunks of food.

[runawayangel666]

@wespolly you don't know what you're talking about because cream cheese, salmon and cucumbers are all flavours that go well together and are commonly served together.

[wespolly]

@runawayangel666 I don't know what town your from, but no one that I know of eats that combination...well, those with good taste for that matter.

[wespolly]

@runawayangel666 ...and completely forgot to mention, not many people even like capers in cream cheese either.

I just don't believe any of that tastes good together.

[Harpiieboy]

I wanna see the bloopers of this show !

[Robby1987tje]

@Harpiieboy This show is a blooper :)

[shanagurl112]

those look good. i wish i could have a day like that where i live. it keeps fuckin snowing.

[JDXS448]

u're feeding children with butter spreaded bread? This is sad

[HeatherGenia]

healthful?! a massive wad of butter & bleached white bread, lol she crazy!

[dantheman931]

No child I've ever met likes capers. What kind of mutants is she cooking for exactly?

[glitterbabe12345]

@dantheman931 lmaoo im 14 and i still hate them ! ewww this food is for like old ladies or sumthin idk haha

[dantheman931]

@glitterbabe12345 Well I'm 33 and I don't like capers either, so don't feel bad. x-D

[glitterbabe12345]

@dantheman931 lmaoo xD

[Harpiieboy]

@dantheman931 LMAO

[cupicaik125]

How the f**k are you supposed to hold onto that sandwich without getting that unappetizing salmon cream cheese on your fingers?

[TheMPC1971]

lllllllllllllllllllemon juice

[oosyaoo]

Sandy's making these for kids? "Two sandwich for each child"

All the kids I know would look at those, look at her and simultaneously think "WTF is this crap? Make me a nutella sandwich or something and don't waste half of it!"

[happpyhalo]

Shouldn't she have put the cream cheese in the middle

[Bratzbabyzgirl1]

the slice of cucumber that stays on the top makes me so sad. ._.

[Trashfished]

Sandra is so beautiful!

[lollypop36]

Did she say healthful? LOL.

[sketcheddreams]

@lollypop36 Yeah, its a real word.

[Glenala22]

What a waste if sandwich

[Byers333]

do you realize how much your plastic tits jiggle when you stir?

[WombaWombat]

i honestly watch these to yell things at her that i wish she could hear.

[smy1989]

wait, did she just say healthful? is there even such a word?

[nurisim]

@smy1989 Actually, yes there is! And she used it correctly. Healthful means that it contributes to health or is wholesome, so is especially useful when referring to food. Healthy usually means "free of disease", but has become the default for the most part and the Oxford English Dictionary has added "wholesome" as the second meaning. But traditionally "healthy lifestyle" has been incorrect if we're being pedantic. I raz Sandy my share, but she is using the correct adjective :)

[smy1989]

i really think she needs to get on a more tighter bra... had enough of jiggling for a lifetme in all her videos..

[itsmeyourdad]

wasteful

[Michelle2815CV]

Aunty Sandra, you scare me.

[janexo0]

pretty! delicious! and healthful........? sigh,

[CatStina]

How would you pick up a sandwich with fishy cream cheese all over it?

[AceofHadeon]

Piping? Wow, that so simplifies making sandwiches! I should remember that next time I make a ham and Swiss.

[Dizziepr]

why couldn't the cream cheese just go in the middle?

[mcjoing]

0:25....CREEPY ahaha she has the weirdest facial expressions.

[mcjoing]

LOLZ 0:15...can't control the wind can ya, sandy?

[BurnSpangler]

after watching her "cook" for a day and a half, I have decided that the thing i hate most is that she acts as if what she is doing is amazing.

[YTfancol]

That is "cuisine" from way deep the rabbit hole , LOL !!

[NeonAngel1997]

It's such a waste to throw all that sandwhich out...

[Kezco123]

Capers and salmon cream cheese for kiddie sancwiches. Right. Fat chance of the kids ever touching those...those....I don't even have the words to describe how I feel about this russi-pee.

But hey, at least she cut & squeezed a lemon, how many times've you seen that happen?!

[lovefordante]

salmon cream cheese? dear god that sounds like one of the most vile things one can eat.

[tangle2nite]

@lovefordante You must not know much of culinary craft or Jewish cuisine - A classic cream cheese and smoked salmon bagel sandwich has been around for generations. Many Bagel shops sell Salmon cream cheese. Develop a palette before you mock someone else's cooking....

[lovefordante]

@tangle2nite I have been cooking since I was six you prick. I by the way no I haven't done much jewish cuisine since there aren't any jews in Cambodia hell there's not even much cheese in Cambodia unless you import it from France or shop at the really rich district of Phenom Penn. So of course it sounds kinda gross but hey if I can get a chance to get I'll try it but still fish and cheese doesn't seem to sit well with me.

[tangle2nite]

@lovefordante doesn't matter how long you've been cooking if you have manners of 4th grader by calling someone names just because you don't know much about other people's cuisine other than your own. That's just a shame! I don't need to waste any more time with you. You just stay ignorant and childish and idiotic.

[lovefordante]

@tangle2nite you were the one who insulted first by saying "develop a palette". Each person has different food that sound unsettling for you I'm sure this stuff taste amazing but for me it just doesn't sit right I'm sure if somebody uploaded a video of cambodian food and used a certain ingredient you'd probably have the same reaction. Learn to not be quick to insult somebody and not except them to take offense and except for someone to retaliate.

[tangle2nite]

@lovefordante Well you don't know much outside your own cuisine so you DON'T have a developed palette. Didn't know you were such a baby and couldn't handle the truth. That's not an insult - it's a deduction based on the facts you gave. This is not a fricken battle so what are you retaliating to? Stop being such a whiner and baby about it since nobody insulted your cooking rather commented on your lack of other cutlural food. DONE. Wasted enough of my time.

[PacmanSaysWakka]

@tangle2nite and @lovefordante

yall both need to shut up. dont you have better things to do than to argue with a complete stranger on the internet

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Even I wouldn't eat that and she expects the kids to like it...

[labsareperfect]

This seems like it would be really good if they were bite size, like tea sandwiches are suppose to be!

[UltimateGrobanite]

um...ew?

[amesguy515]

You put your top piece of bread on top? Geez, you're smart.

[Harpiieboy]

Honestly , she doesn't deserve to have a Chef's Knife, it's so professional for her

[minhyme711]

wouldn't it make sense to put the cream cheese mixture inside the sandwich? i don't you need the butter either, that could have been another kind of sandwich

[shortbucks]

how are you suppose to eat that when theres frosting crap all over the top? you'lll just get it all over your hands.....

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

I thought cucumber sandwiches just had cumber in them, because don't the British just eat them with cumber in them? Someone please answer.

[thewintersongs]

It was just fine until she piped that mysterious monstrosity on the top. Not only was it not needed, who the eff wants to get their hands that messy trying to eat a sandwich like that. D:

[azngirl10588]

Yummmmmm (NOT!!!)

[itsssannie]

yumm they look so gross!

[SmilingEyes79]

Sandra lee was the girl in class who ate her own boogers.

[carmenfatfat]

dont understand why she makes all her recipes look like cakes, just like this one piping salmon cream cheese on the sandwiches.

[cooolness3]

That wind is probably making her dizzy. She likes it. She loves the spinnies...we all know that.

[JewishVegan]

this woman is a cunt.

[SuperTMcGee]

why do you ladies always have to rip on women who are prettier than you?

[Karmillina]

@SuperTMcGee I knew it, you only care about the tits. Keep fappin', Mister, keep fappin'.

[SuperTMcGee]

@Karmillina haha i'm just kidding around...now if you'll excuse me i have to get back to "fappin' to aunt sandy"!

[Karmillina]

@SuperTMcGee People who kid don't go around posting this in every single vid they find :D

[JennieRose8]

After much observation and silence, I've decided to give my two cents on Sandra Lee.

I admit I do like some of her ideas and her videos are fun to watch- yeah, mostly because she's a wonderful comedienne (lol). BUT she's doing the busy woman a disservice by showing her how to concoct so many chemical and fat-laden meals. She'd be doing them a bigger favor for the American public if she demonstrated how to throw together quick, HEALTHY meals.

[JennieRose8]

@JennieRose8 - Last sentence - should have left out the "them".

Anywho- I realize this russipee isn't too horrible (healthwise), but most of her russipees are. Less refined carbs and fatty meats, more veggies and fruits, minus all the chemicals, would be great.

[itselainethepain]

she used the same tip for salmon as icing thats is just gross

[azngirl10588]

idk y i am watching this

[familyguykino]

i hate this woman.

[Irisheyescu2]

@familyguykino then watch her. you idiot!

[gn1t3]

kids don't want pretty when it comes to food..

[meyerson44]

@gn1t3 Well, that depends. Kids don't want pretty, but they do want something that looks tasty/unhealthy(or at least doesn't look like it will taste like nothing but broccoli)

[baileysPINKgossip]

where in the world do you get salmon flavored cream cheese?

[vanessahsucks]

oooo yum

[gamecrazy132]

lol 3:17 im gonna put some cucumbers just to dull it up a little bit more

[turtlecrackers]

Okay, I can pretty much forgive all the weird things she put in the kids' food, because I ate a lot of those things as a kid... but why the heck is she using a cookie cutter on the sandwiches? It's like that time when she made the star shaped sandwiches, and by doing so threw away pretty much half the sandwich itself. Give the kids a whole sandwich, Sandra!

... and how do you hold it with that goo on top?

[JennieRose8]

@turtlecrackers - Hey. I use cookie cutters to make fun-shaped sandwiches for my kids. But I also feed the scraps to hubby. LOL (Along with a whole sandwich, of course. He'll eat it alllll.)

[turtlecrackers]

@JennieRose8 Haha, lucky hubby. =D

Well, if they like it, I guess it's fine. But personally, I ate a lot as a kid. I think I would have felt ripped off if someone didn't give me a whole sandwich. XD;

[JennieRose8]

@turtlecrackers - Haha, well as long as I give the kiddies more than one, they're happy. My son more so than my daughter.

HOWEVER, I'd never consider feeding them cucumber tea sandwiches with salmon cream cheese. My kids would throw them at me. LOL!

[BekijLovesEtienne]

how are you supposed to pick up the sandwiches from the plate if deyre covered in that cream cheese stuff? =s

i can just immagine a childs hands in all that cream cheese.. and it will get all stickkyyyy ...=S

[deusabscondidum]

Oh, but she said it was healthful before adding the cream cheese. She was warning us about the horror she was going to commit against the sandwich.

[Slashfiend]

I was previously unaware that cream cheese and butter were healthy for me. Thanks, Sandra Lee!

[1814Brandan]

Actually, cream cheese is not that bad for you. Sandy's russipees, however, ARE bad for you.

[Slashfiend]

It's certainly not the worst thing you can eat, to be certain. It is, however, pretty high up there on the saturated fat scale. The woman is trying to poison us.

[1814Brandan]

Slashfiend, I hear you. I should have mentioned I always buy the lowfat versions...

In Sandy's hands, however, the most innocent-looking foods become Satan's FODDER!!

[trtltat2]

How pissed do you think she's getting at that wind? LOL

[kimster521]

@trtltat2 She probably made the crew retake the shots when the wind is blowing in the wrong direction.

[lookitsmon]

Why must you waste half the sandwich Sandra?! Not to mention the thousands of icing bags she's gone through...

[OMGitsaBLAST]

no child would enjoy that. capers are too much for anything less than 13 years old.

it's soooo obvious she's the aunt of the family.

[blugreen123]

how many damn plastic bags does this woman waste?