PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Seperation of church and state means that Bush can't do squat about gay marriage. Any government bill passed about religious matters will be illegal and invalid. Look it up.
How the hell are you not nominated in the youtube awards?! This is the best channel on the site, bar none. I had to vote for The Guild which I like a lot and all but... it's not Cute With Chris. My two fave shows, this and frezned's vlogs got bupkis and that's a travesty.
ok, i just woke up from a nightmare in which Ian turned out to be my father. so i will no longer be watching your videos at 1 in the morning. i'm sticking to a 12pm curfew with you from now on.
With all your fame and success (and clearly the endless amounts of money you've must of raked in by now) it surprises me that you hadn't bought a beep sound effect long ago...
Still hillarious, keep destroying the little teens minds.
Ian the Cat...how far will people go to get on your show? Go on you furries, fly your freak flag and fly it proud! Colty would have some positive affirmation at this point.
(actually furrys are kinda cute, and they take a lot of bleep.)
Love the direction the show is going. You only mentioned the crazy cat ladies, what's with leaving out the gay bears??
Lately on your previouse shows you have been making sound effects for cats like the one where you or the thing that you have or w/e it is " no pictures " or " what!? ".
i was wondering if you would use them again because i really do think its funny.
And how much did you buy the " beep " for??
PS. You have the coolest and the best puupy/kittens show on youtube.
Runies - Language continues to evolve. And then sometimes people just hit the wrong key when typing. Jackori is a stupid poo-head. (I wanted to use something stronger, but was unable to purchase a visual "beep" machine :(
I love your show, some of my friends don't get it but they tend to be slow with knowing what is funny. It's weird, fun, sarcasmtastic and cute. you make me LOL.
I have to say I loved the photo of shirtless Kevin and his drawn-in dog. It ranks right up there with the butt shot of Mike and his girlfriend's real dog. I totally love the direction your show is taking, but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it to my husband. Cheers, Keikocat
Hey Chris, thanks for being so considerate of the teenage minds. I'm sure we all f***ing love your censor beep too. It's well timed, too... just in time to save the teenage minds from your honest opinion of Ian the domestic shorthair in short shorts.
Chris is always saying that only teenagers watch his show, therefore if anyone is older than teenage years, he adds a teen to the end. Making kevin 26teen.
@thecomputernerd01 mine too you are the best youtuber ever!
spinfaKtorX 5 months ago
pens, bitch
mbori 10 months ago
YES MY LORD CHRIS PLEASE COME BACK WE MISS YOU
losingsleep333 11 months ago
see you next time on Fuuu****ck with chris.
TheFlyingslug 1 year ago
Dear Kendra, What.... The...BEEEEEEP
xTheEmoEmu 1 year ago
You should make a video devoted to all your fucked up fans. Well....that might take awhile....
twilightvamps 2 years ago
Thank you for showing my cat Ian!
...
Dear, Kendra... Wtf?
That was the best!
RafaelDelpino 2 years ago
Is that costume from Ian's high school production of "Cats"?
verduynetal 2 years ago
Yay Nick!
He looks a bit like my boyfriend.
DemnRider68 2 years ago
It's great without the beep, but with the beep.. you can make it whatever you want XD
CountingMagpies 2 years ago
Ian's pretty much the best.
UberMan5000 2 years ago
that bunny is my favorite.
i wish one of my bunnies had a wierd head.
but thats mean.
nevermind.
iluvpiggypoo0713 2 years ago
i would fix that rabbit with a rubber mallet.
Geofflara 2 years ago
you'd make a great vet :D WHAM! all done!
randombugluver 2 years ago 3
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god Chris, this one is absolutely hillarious. Love your shows dude <3
foxiewhisper 3 years ago
ha dear kendra . wtf.
jessyyhotty99887766 3 years ago 2
loool see debby...all pets are equaly deformed xD
streethero9 3 years ago 2
yeeeeeees myyyyyy looord x3
Andisengel 3 years ago 4
Ian makes me smile.
Nakaren0Baby 3 years ago
I never get tired of watching this video. :D
peachytwinkle 3 years ago
O_o yes my lord xDD
HaydenC27 3 years ago
Ian is distrubing.
Very distrubing.
NiceRubbyshoes 3 years ago
How can Ian the cat breathe i that costume?
hilarylynne 3 years ago
i think it's rpetty obvious...the fabric is thin enough to breath though it....derr
HaydenC27 3 years ago
yessss my Lord LOL
sonrisa86 3 years ago
my lord,
i love this show.
<3 carmen
CDSchweiger 3 years ago
thats is one of the scariest things i have ever seen.
ohhfoggylullaby 3 years ago
yes my lord!!! hahaha priceless! :)
pumkinpie5 3 years ago
the _______ is cool
jacobpie16 3 years ago
Midnight and his owner are the cutest. (Just after Colty and Chris right foot)
Tarva 3 years ago
wtf is with Ian?
wahdafack 3 years ago
Ian has no face :{
xoxCaiki 3 years ago
yes my lord!!!!
hell454 3 years ago
cant el vez get surgery for his birth defect?
hell454 3 years ago
Yeeees my lord. xD
And...I have nine cats. And three dogs. <<
But then again, I forced my parents to take them all in, haha.
IceBlueHeart 3 years ago
ohh snap ian is scary
"yeeesss my lord"
killerpanda12 3 years ago
wt___? All your dreams are alive? lol.
harajuku2007 3 years ago 4
ian is so funny:D
trsxmonkey 3 years ago
where'd u get your sound effects from?
Sean2122dd 3 years ago 2
WTF @ IAN!?
JustRANSOM 3 years ago 2
haha this was the first episode of cute with chris that i saw so i had to go back and watch them all!
raquelle08 3 years ago 2
Wow.. how much did you pay for the 330Hz tone? :)
pcross84 3 years ago
a-viewa-pets-now
imyabuddie 3 years ago 2
o-ree-gone...lmfao =]]
ladycreeperx3 3 years ago
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ZepKnebworth79 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fuck you
varry5 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fuck you
varry5 3 years ago
I love dodger!!!!!!!!!
dancerpersonwho 3 years ago
lol XD
fragclone 3 years ago
Zero looks like a Kuvasz. I wonder if he is?
runningwithscissors7 3 years ago
where can i get the beep??
Theedyy 3 years ago
IAN is very scary !!!!!!
the liter box scene was the most disturbing.
ThePsychoticDesigner 3 years ago 15
Where do you buy your sound effects?
PS - I love that you finally gave those mindless kittens a voice!
hahayouarefunny 3 years ago
this was one of the funniest :)
kivabcho 3 years ago
yay for DDR
thenotsoswede 3 years ago
to me this was like the first scary episode of CWC because of that "cat"... i mean, what the fuck?... oops, *BEEP*
soulfuluniverse 3 years ago
LMAO that was the funniest episode yet! XD
Lossofalma 3 years ago
Anyone know what the name of the song was that started at 4:14?
Tophillious 3 years ago
the one-eyed cat purely due to his owner nick being hot.
georginabell 3 years ago
cute with my lord
MileyFan0218 3 years ago 2
YESSSS, MY LORD... reminds me of harry potter. XD hahahaha! but ian... wow. um... ok?
kyootnshort 3 years ago 2
Ian really freaks me out.... he is the creepiest man-cat ever
wvbanshee1313 3 years ago 4
YESS MY LORD...lol
malxsuma 3 years ago 2
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/watch?v=AyFJn_icUqU
funny funny hes a new comer comedian
ktazndragon 3 years ago
Getting a little gray in the beard, Chris.
Skepdick 3 years ago
best episode ever!
hereticjunglist 3 years ago
nick the one-eyed cat-owner is HOT.
stormcloud847 3 years ago
midnight looks so badass!
danieru72 3 years ago
lmfao "yesss my lord" bahahahahah i love the creepiness of it all.
meagan044 3 years ago
Seperation of church and state means that Bush can't do squat about gay marriage. Any government bill passed about religious matters will be illegal and invalid. Look it up.
dawnmccarthy1 3 years ago
How is this relevant to Cute with Chris?
Whydoesthissitesuck 3 years ago
I like the horse X33
pbarango 3 years ago
hahahahaha
xD
you are great
YOU ROCK!
lolita223654 3 years ago
How the hell are you not nominated in the youtube awards?! This is the best channel on the site, bar none. I had to vote for The Guild which I like a lot and all but... it's not Cute With Chris. My two fave shows, this and frezned's vlogs got bupkis and that's a travesty.
SquallCloud 3 years ago 12
I WOULD BEEEEEEEEEP WITH CHRIS!!!! lol!!
HIMisallilistento 3 years ago 5
make more fucking vids
killaclonws702 3 years ago
another hit chris
lakitu21 3 years ago 2
You are SO FRICKIN FUNNY.
Lol.
NotForEating 3 years ago 2
oh god ian
CadyLovesVish 3 years ago
O GOD THE POOR BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kristiecookie 3 years ago
O GOD THE POOR BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kristiecookie 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
handicapped animals are gross ;(
lilliesnlilacs 3 years ago
you can record a beep and use it for free
mikeccuk2006 3 years ago
um, it's a joke.
1mathfan 3 years ago
Awesome Chris!
photojessie 3 years ago
I love you Chris you are just so original and you always make me smile.
I have only one question right now.
Did you REALLY go to a sound effects website and buy the beep sound??? How much does the beep sound run these days?
Sorry that's two questions... GREAT VIDEO CHRIS!
emilyrl 3 years ago
ian the cat is VERY VERY SCARY!!!
Scoyscoy 3 years ago 2
no hes not! hes cute and affectionate!
baby0blue0baluga 3 years ago
Yes my lord! LOL xD
occultdestroyer 3 years ago 2
I beeping like it too
Cuppcake258 3 years ago
ok, i just woke up from a nightmare in which Ian turned out to be my father. so i will no longer be watching your videos at 1 in the morning. i'm sticking to a 12pm curfew with you from now on.
...lol. what would i do without CWC...
MsCriss 3 years ago
With all your fame and success (and clearly the endless amounts of money you've must of raked in by now) it surprises me that you hadn't bought a beep sound effect long ago...
Still hillarious, keep destroying the little teens minds.
Majinlynn 3 years ago
omg... Kevin is freaking cute!!
Golfina 3 years ago
LMAO the one eyed pets and the zentai cat man, so silly.
creamsodaboy 3 years ago
I really truly love Cute with Chris.
luxurykeylime 3 years ago
Yes, my lord kittens. Huh-larious.
Yes, my lord Ian. The root of all evil.
iynque 3 years ago
What the f***?
A1l2l2e2n4 3 years ago
OMG i love your videos! and where can i get that beep thing?
plainjane101 3 years ago
u r the one who should be taken his shirt off!!!!!!!!!
marikabel 3 years ago 3
lol. I have to agree with u there. Chris shuld take his shirt off!
lol. "beep!" lol.
Wolfy4Phoenix 3 years ago
u want subscribers?? every week reveal a little bit of somethin!!!! hehe lol forgive me im crazy....
marikabel 3 years ago
아 웃겨 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
nakoalla 3 years ago
C*** with Chris.
The twice daily edition
kramermuxx 3 years ago
ZOMG ignition pad!!!!!!!!! oh yeah and I am visiting your website my lord
ehf4eva 3 years ago
i like the one eyed cat
billiejoo 3 years ago
yesss my lord...omg too funny!
LaughingOutLoudGirl 3 years ago
Ian the Cat...how far will people go to get on your show? Go on you furries, fly your freak flag and fly it proud! Colty would have some positive affirmation at this point.
(actually furrys are kinda cute, and they take a lot of bleep.)
Love the direction the show is going. You only mentioned the crazy cat ladies, what's with leaving out the gay bears??
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago
lmao.
BEEP with chris!
iwantsomthingtoeat 3 years ago
That "yes my lord blew" my mind!
MgrWiz 3 years ago
YESSSS MY LORD 0.o
xD
rockrchick78 3 years ago
OMG!!!! You're beep-ing funny!!! I couldn't stop laughing! You just got yourself a new subscriber! ♥Luvs Ya♥
musiklova94 3 years ago
Very funny!!!! Keep it up Chris
niggaflies 3 years ago
very cute and funny...........
emprise 3 years ago
this is a hilarious show, but does anyone actually visit the website?
RU4Naruto 3 years ago
blasphemy!! :P
harpdevil 3 years ago
CREEPY at the end D:
otherwise , love the show, keep it up :D
Paiz0r 3 years ago
o_o ... i like ian! :D LMFAO at like 3:20 the beep was over chris just like screaming or something XD that rocks
CocoMunky 3 years ago
Well, d'oh.
Modularized 3 years ago
WTF!! So cool... and ur hot as ;)
seasson 3 years ago
yes my Lord
DrakeMagnum 3 years ago
"Dear Kendra, What the BEEEEEP?!?!?" ROFLMFAOOOO!!!! I fucking love Chris!!!! "You see! They're all equally deformed!!!!"
killerqueen1088 3 years ago
So Ian=creepy, baby kittens at end=awesome, beep sound=sucky because we can't hear the horse talk dirty now! :(
TXStateBobcats 3 years ago
oreeegon
trsxmonkey 3 years ago
LMFAO!! WHAT THE FUCKKKK
sublimechick571 3 years ago
best internet show EVER!
gotta love it :)
punkybruiser84 3 years ago
All your dreams are alive.
darilyn92 3 years ago
you should post episode 1!
Supergirl941 3 years ago
Wow that cat is creepy
ilovepetewentzwoot 3 years ago
Ian the cat reminds me of that faceless and disturbing
dancer from "Legend."
*shudder*
TormentedByDemons 3 years ago
I've watched this on about 20 times and Ian the cat still scares me. xD
Haha.
ZexionFanGirl 3 years ago
Aw! I'm not in my mid 30's with 9 cats!
...thats just kind of creepy...
Yay for being 21!
I still <3 your show Chris.
PS: Ian is the scariest cat I've ever seen.
holluchan 3 years ago
I love his face at 3:21
zzflorg 3 years ago
Of course everybody's going to vote for a bunny with a twisted on head.
theverymerryhempster 3 years ago
Woah...creepy ass man cat!!! What the BLEEP! Classic!
Coolin93 3 years ago
right away my lord
Zuriox 3 years ago
Honestly Chris where'd you find the beep because I need one for a project do not ask what the project is.
dropkickpikachu 3 years ago
lmao
simaaxo 3 years ago
sarcasmic beep ftw
swyft187 3 years ago
she has a dent in her forehead but she is still nice.
happychump 3 years ago 2
that man/cat thing is the scariest thing ever!
happychump 3 years ago 2
U r sooo funny!
SevenAng3ls 3 years ago
Poor El Vez. He most likely has what is called "head tilt" and usually ends up fatal.
jessi330 3 years ago
lol "yes my lord"
meals464 3 years ago 2
Beep bitch
JoniaRogue 3 years ago
lololol
wanderings0ul 3 years ago
I like teen letters!
squashlemo 3 years ago
yes my lord hahaha:)) love it;p haha
yen27 3 years ago
Dear chris
Lately on your previouse shows you have been making sound effects for cats like the one where you or the thing that you have or w/e it is " no pictures " or " what!? ".
i was wondering if you would use them again because i really do think its funny.
And how much did you buy the " beep " for??
PS. You have the coolest and the best puupy/kittens show on youtube.
looking forward for your next episode!! :)
Runies1 3 years ago
Nice way of spelling "previous"
Jackori20 3 years ago
yeh added the letter " e " my bad XD
Runies1 3 years ago
Runies - Language continues to evolve. And then sometimes people just hit the wrong key when typing. Jackori is a stupid poo-head. (I wanted to use something stronger, but was unable to purchase a visual "beep" machine :(
keikocat2001 3 years ago
lol ok... thx for the backup though ;). apreciate it!
Runies1 3 years ago
lmao y cant u jus chek ova ur post b4 pressing the button. And do u really need 2 flame me?? did i flame u in anyway???
Jackori20 3 years ago
Jackori - like you've never made a typo ...
keikocat2001 3 years ago
best episode so far!
Randomforyou 3 years ago
great f*#%@ing video..lol
wigerdog 3 years ago
I love your show, some of my friends don't get it but they tend to be slow with knowing what is funny. It's weird, fun, sarcasmtastic and cute. you make me LOL.
Ange1cake 3 years ago
Chris,
I have to say I loved the photo of shirtless Kevin and his drawn-in dog. It ranks right up there with the butt shot of Mike and his girlfriend's real dog. I totally love the direction your show is taking, but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it to my husband. Cheers, Keikocat
keikocat2001 3 years ago
yes mi lord!
beep with chris!
almudena222 3 years ago 3
yeeeeees my lord! .... AWESOME!
chaserz05 3 years ago 4
"Dear Kendra, what the fuck!"
LMAO! :D
duanemyers 3 years ago 2
Can I just say that you're one of the most genius fucking people ever?
I'm not even joking, omg. HAHAHAHA. Definitely the funniest episode ever.
But, I hate censorship. :<
I'm outraged!
Oh, well.
MY LORD, YOU'RE GREAT. :]]
oOComeBreakMeDownXx 3 years ago 3
you jenious
thedevinshow 3 years ago
Where are Ian's eyes?!?
Spazzariffic 3 years ago 2
He lost them both in a fight with a dog. :D
OjikesShadow 3 years ago
hi i luv chris!!!
sweetiepeachy77 3 years ago 2
Nick is actually really cute :3
CIeopatra 3 years ago 2
Hey Chris, thanks for being so considerate of the teenage minds. I'm sure we all f***ing love your censor beep too. It's well timed, too... just in time to save the teenage minds from your honest opinion of Ian the domestic shorthair in short shorts.
XMarkstheEnd 3 years ago
OMG now i know what SuperEd86 was talking about XD
Dirkota422 3 years ago
Suck it Kendra!
I wish I had a beeper at work.
KSuigami 3 years ago
kevin is 20-16??
bluj91 3 years ago
are you serious? kevin is 26.
Chris is always saying that only teenagers watch his show, therefore if anyone is older than teenage years, he adds a teen to the end. Making kevin 26teen.
AlmightyRitzCracker 3 years ago
lol i love the idea of the beeper!
CookieDo777 3 years ago
this is one of the best parts xD
KnoXviLorD 3 years ago
I LOVE YOU!
WildxLemon 3 years ago
Haha, "see Kendra, all of the pets are equally deformed!"
colormekristen 3 years ago
I loved that!
cararavenstar 3 years ago
ian is just about the creepiest thing i have ever seen.
leslie1015 3 years ago
Lol, his face at 51secs
lovin Chris :)
onlyblueforever 3 years ago 2
Lol, his face at 51secs
lovin Chris :)
onlyblueforever 3 years ago
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kingtubenino 3 years ago
Ian the "cat" is f*ckin' creepy.
askacollegegirl 3 years ago 2
I love this show! LOL!
lynze1220 3 years ago
Ian is the essence of nightmares.