world of goo review

[OrinjFlames24]

this game is almost as good as lemming and that's a 10/10 to me =D

[minimullen]

this is pretty cool

[skippy562]

a very nice informative review! bitch!

[Humbleforcupcakes]

why the hell do you drop the goo balls so often

[hotlesbianassassin]

i was trying to place the goo balls as far away as possible. and i suck at games.

[ganon95]

eh doesn't seem worth 1500 wii points

[peliparado94]

I thought that at the beggining, and i dont even like puzzle games but this game is just awesome

[ganon95]

it may be awesome and all but 1500 wii points? thats 3/4 of the card for one game, i can get 3 games off of one card

[platinazb]

time to go reach for the good old PC mb?

[FurtherIntel]

This game is great. Nice review btw.

[DarkGreenHero]

By the way is their any online play on this game?

[hotlesbianassassin]

there's this one tower building thing in which you attempt to build a high a tower as possible with a maximum of 300 goos. and your effort is ranked against other people's.

[DarkGreenHero]

Oh okay.

[alienware702]

Hurry up people only $5 on steam!!!!!! One day left!!!

[NonniR]

What !

You're not a woman and thus not a lesbian and I'm still alive (likewhatthefuck?) meaning you're not an assassin either!!? Blasphemy!

Beyond that, good review. I'll have to check out the rest of your videos .P

[hotlesbianassassin]

aha. yeah, i'm exactly the opposite of a hot lesbian assassin.

[GordonFr33man]

good review

[lozuk2111]

u sound like you reading text

[Ervine4]

5 bucks on steam! now!

[anautisticdog]

GO MEAT

[N1ntenOwned]

Nice review! I just put up a video review on this game about an hour ago, gave it a ten out of ten. I just wish that people would stop downloading this game withought paying for it. 2D-Boy needs money to make more kick ass games, and if everyone is stealing their game then they wont be able to do that.

Please, everyone, buy this game. Like hotlesbianassassin says, it's one of the best games of recent memory.

[EntertainingMirage]

best game of all time

[DjTonino]

i buy this today, awesome game!

[Fatal548]

Ok. I'm gonna get this.

[Youanden]

Yeah, it's a really good game, and I completely agree with your idea of having certain keys select certain Goo balls. Sometimes when you have to think fast in order to save a structure you know what you need but sometimes mistakenly select the wrong one since there are too many of the goo balls, and, when you want to rebuild a structure and want to remove a certain element it may take forever to select that single one with another 20 goo balls in the vicinity... Good review!

[tOonisurfer]

Dude, your voice make me sleep ^^

[hotlesbianassassin]

hmm... i do have trouble sleeping most nights; maybe i should try listening to my voice tonight! thanks.

[lemon2323]

its this game kinda like inposible contrapion on addicting games?

[ronmann606]

Good review but you talk similar to my Macintosh computer.

[hotlesbianassassin]

my pc, when it speaks, is more animated than i am, almost life-like, which goes to prove that pc's are greater than macs! :P oh yes, i went there.

[ronmann606]

Oooo low blow lol. Funny thing happened to me today and this isn't a lie. I install XP on my Mac for gaming, and in the time it takes me to download Firefox it is loaded with spyware. I already have to format :(

[hotlesbianassassin]

aww, windows xp~! where else would i get my spyware? *hugs windows xp*

[OmegaAlliance]

ur a lesbian

[hotlesbianassassin]

i am! thanks.

[random123outburst]

ive found that it is easier to make a tower if their are no moving goo balls on it so form a second triangle and place all the goo balls on it then detach it from the original so that helps me

[RapidNova]

ye, gd idea, ive been using that whistle. mine currently stands at 23m, with 183 balls

[poebae]

Your review was interesting, but it was obvious that you were reading a piece that you'd written beforehand, rather than speaking on the fly. Maybe that's because the way people write and speak are usually so different.

[hotlesbianassassin]

it could also be because i'm a terrible actor. but still, i'd rather read from a script than say something like, 'yeah, so, like, the graphics look really good, as you can see...umm...for yourself, and the puzzles were...you know...good.'

[Coltsfan4l]

great review

[xXsouljaboyiscrapXx]

9.5 gooballs out of ten nice sounds like something gamespot would say

[hotlesbianassassin]

i am gamespot; hear me obsequiously kiss big corp ass.

[xXsouljaboyiscrapXx]

no im not insulting you i thought it was pretty good

[hotlesbianassassin]

aha, i didn't think you were insulting me. I just like to make fun of gamespot whenever i can. cuz they banned me like 7 times. :P

[xXsouljaboyiscrapXx]

so why did they ban you?

[hotlesbianassassin]

i got banned the first time because someone mentioned that this gamespot staff lady had a nice rack, and i responded with 'might as well be attracted to udder, cuz she looks like a cow!' i got ip banned, so all the new profiles i created since have been banned within months. currently, i have a new username at gamespot, which i can't mention, and i'm basically only going on gamespot when i'm at school to avoid getting banned again.

[xXsouljaboyiscrapXx]

ha thats awesome nice review btw im going to get it for the wii

[InturnetHaetMachine]

Wow banning someone's ip for something petty like that, what a shit little site.

[xXsouljaboyiscrapXx]

sorry i actually meant x-play

[dubbeltid]

Can someone help me(i have vista) when i try to install the demo it says .Couldnt install

2diso and Installion aborted due to rollback feuture(?????) Could someone please help me ?

[hotlesbianassassin]

hmm... have you tried the demo on steam? not sure if that would make a difference, but it's worth a shot, at least. :)

[duckman32001]

Anyone know how much is it through wiiware?

[hotlesbianassassin]

1500 wii points, i believe.

[Brainstrain91]

You don't always have to put the goo ball as far away as possible - if you put them closer together, then structure has more integrity =)

But, good review.

I bought this game just a few days ago, and it is already one of my all time favorites.

[hotlesbianassassin]

are you saying i have no integrity? *sad face*

[zidanezidane69]

are u just reading off a script??......thats a loooooong ass review(which i like) but how long did it take you to record all that...lol

[hotlesbianassassin]

yes, is it that obvious? :P

it doesn't take too long to record. usually, i record 3 or 4 sentences at a time, and i don't make that many mistakes. and even if i do, i often leave it be if the mistake is minor.

[Rasputin433]

hey

I love this game

but here is some advice!

try to catch the gooballs that you let go of and not let them die

[hotlesbianassassin]

great advice! i'll try that next time.

[felong789]

thanks for this review...this is crazymaghie123 from GS forums

[hotlesbianassassin]

hi blanka! :P good to see you here.

[apmyp79]

Nice review, but buy yourself a new microphone, man. The variable sound quality is a bit annoying (CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, stop crying). Other than that I really liked the video. Your two vids and asfm's review are the only ones I really care about nowadays. The so-called professionals can suck donkey balls. I know that I can trust you two. Not too sure about this game though. Not into puzzle games, with a few exceptions of course.

[hotlesbianassassin]

why are you always so mean to me? *crying face* actually, i was thinking of doing that, so maybe i will, thanks to your constructive CRITICISM!

hey, it doesn't sound like you care much about our reviews when both of us heartily recommend the game and you're still unsure about getting it! :P

[antisocialfatman]

Didn't you know video reviews weren't meant to be more than twelve words long? You are VERBOSE!!!

Great review, I wish I could copy some of your lines into my own review.

[hotlesbianassassin]

i wish someone would call my sentences super. :( but i'll take verbose! :)

[pianplay]

amazing game

[stigvindy]

Excellent review. When I get the chance I will download the wiiware version soon.

[hotlesbianassassin]

thanks. i hear the wii version has an extra chapter! i'm envious~!!! :(

[flight1991]

FIRST

i love this game