Failblog.org's top 10 fails of 2009

[Pa3ikMARVEL123]

2:32 did anyone else heard HWOYAAAAAAAAAAA too?

[Pa3ikMARVEL123]

that wuz freakin funny Tarzan

[secludedpast]

2:30 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

[corisgay]

2009 is when i first  got xbox

[gpinhead]

2:30 lol cant stop laughing....Fat boy Cant jump.

[blckboy8thst]

"★☆★HOLYBALLS★☆★"®

[Lelanie17]

TARZAN!! :O



[RioCraftPL]

2:19 Poland fail :D Ciastko , Karmel , Czekolaaaaaaa.... Jeb! :D

[TheAustralianMade]

The one the says 'we are still eating kids for free' is at hogs breath cafe in joondalup, western Australia and is meant to say that. The restaurants attempt at a joke. So I guess it kind of is a fail.

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 4:1-4)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.

[HTFC4lifeblops]

Hahahahahahahdhaha

[BboykidX]

DONT READ! CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE

FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF

YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO

DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST

FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS

.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

[NorwayMAN88]

@BboykidX How do u fucking know if it works, when you'r posting that shit you aren't finished

[TheTJEdwards99]

Lol

[ZaenosOG]

1:46 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Hib92]

#7 shows one of the things i first noticed when i visited the us... one story building, Ford Mustang in the garage. Priority fail?

[FreshlyBakedCookies1]

In soviet russia, Skateboard break you.

[octoberboiy]

Dang i saw the last one coming

[KwelBreeze42]

Hahaha (: amazinng!!

[Leo666Leo666]

why is the old man playing with the wankof tarzan thing? peddobear?

[TheMcgillacuddy]

You know failblog is so funny that I can watch it every day and STILL laugh.

TARZAN FAIL WAS FUNNIEST!

[jerryy538]

2:32 forgot where the A button was

[FailOfTheDayBlog]

epic fails, wanne see more?

check

/user/FailOfTheDayBlog

[imsuperyerro]

2:35 OMG FAILLL

[THECONDOR98]

I KIND OF WANTED TO SEE NUMBER 2 IN ACTION

[Streamingize]

75% of all americans are stupid or dumb (im not trying to be racist)

[donfocker]

@Streamingize How do you know that?

[MrGreenPoop1000]

57 people are failures.

[MRDEADLYSNIPER1]

failblog surfin again? :P

[KoolAdeSkateTeam]

at 2:35 he didnt even bother to try....

[OceanCoombs]

Hey people are you up to a challenge then search oceancoombs and check my videos out

[foolsrushin23432]

Always that one fat kid that screws it up for everyone...

[xdrummer2010x]

2:34 - You can hear Jason rising from the lake....

[aninani11s]

2:35 is the chain okay?

[Jokutyyppi4000]

@royrockroy no, that's not girl..

[rebse99]

The girls arevery nice... You think: Wow hot girls, and than: hahahahahah! ^^

[ManaTeexD]

boooooooom headshot :D

[ElegeantFencer]

Lol faucet fail. The facet was too far from the sink.

[lekovic199]

1:24- it ill be so funny if they wernt wearing any underwear. :F

[Redmondkid91]

the kid in the begining is sucha sped

[xSteril]

@1:53 I saw this on Tosh.0 lol they had the guy come on the show.

[ZAXNIGHTMARE]

hahaha the fatty one couldn't reach a big jump by his male boobies xDD

[creeperblows]

tarzan was best

[tKRvG]

How did the pogo guy not spew

[jazzyjasiel]

wow, that pogo stick guy was pretty close :o

[BoneHandProductions]

1:17 when these were guys, they would just laugh :P

[ikillundeadpeople]

2:30...did he died??

[Traceur3398]

2:30

he must have been a gymnast since he did that beautiful toe touch

[bewhite08]

0:51 did NOT know the laws of physics

[xiAresx]

1:50 is when he decides that he will not have kids

[xiAresx]

1:53 is when he decides that he will not have kids

[woodedbeardsman]

00:57 when you realize you need new friends

[bluelight760]

the third one was the best hands down

[xXDrift0rXx]

Is it wrong if I think the faucet one was the best?

[spacepainter408]

TASTES LIKE GRANDMA LOL

[JoseSuperfly]

1:52 The kid in the white shirt was in more pain than the actual kid that got hit, lmao,

[REIGN131]

number 7... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[ANIMECODPUNK]

Haha Tarzan the blowjober!!!! Lol

[gaffelnskje]

damn.. that pogostick trick would have been nice if i had made it ^^

[00kLki]

ppl always do the sTuPiDeSt ShIt!!!!!! dumbass BITCH falls and hits her head. ahahahahaha get back in the kitchen u hor

[woodedbeardsman]

@00kLki its dumbest jackass you obviously didn't do to well in school

[00kLki]

@woodedbeardsman too well* in school. see?! I CORRECTED ONE OF YUR MISTAKES. DuMbAsS! go get a life stupid sonofabitch. gtfo.

[TheNinja919]

@00kLki uMad?

[00kLki]

@TheNinja919 yes im mad bitch! WTF R U GONNA DO? COME AT ME BRO?!?!

[jedichef08]

1:58 afterwards they start kissing

[SpencerDeeReppin]

omg what the hell way does peaple do krazzy stuff like think.

[GameMasterDarksee]

we are still eating kids for free!

[anthonyli00]

tarzan was the shit. XD

[gusgreenful]

lol press number 6 over and over never ending pogo stick jumps



[noptig]

:52 If they knew anything about physics, if they just would have kept going at the same speed, the ball would have landed behind them

[DovydasRybakas]

the skate pwnd that guy twice at the start XD

[gocountry1391]

#LOL

[ph4ze9]

wtf was number 2

[balgus22]

@ph4ze9 you slide into a hole

[XDEpicGuruXD]

It's always the fat kid...

[TheAsder0]

LOL 1:26 that girl pimp or boxers ?

[mrgarlic007]

Looks to me like Tarzan won!

[pocapoke]

I made a NigaHiga TEEHEE COMPILATION!! Check my Channel!!

[KNIFEKILLblackops]

number 1,3 and 10 are superfail!!

[dwaldron15]

dont care what any of you say the skater is the best ! lmao

[Marioandluigi166]

1:51 is so funny yet painful at the same time

[squall600]

2:35 its always the fat kid that fails

[13freakboy]

1:43 is that a Ford Mustang in the back ?

[MrBANANAHEAD68]

10 facts:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7. You are still reading my comment

9. You did not realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjying this 12. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this on ONE video And tommarrow will be the best day ever

[TacoBell500000IRL]

@MrBANANAHEAD68 I noticed....This is so old dude, its not worth it...

[joepicard]

2:00 afterwards they start kissing

[capajc]

in soviet russia skate board grinds on you

[jiffy2195]

lol 1:58 dont touch me!

[SeethingGreen]

@jiffy2195 Yeah, what's going on with that? I've known people who freak out if you touch them in any way but a handshake. Lighten up, control freaks!

[MegaDancingurl]

we are still eating kids for free that is my fav

[FrederikLandtved]

Press 7

[TheRalphus666]

"Now you got to buy a new for sale sticker" XD

[footupass2468]

hold 5 to see a girl giving CPR

[totallyfabkkbb]

2:34 REJECTED!!

[markvinas31]

In soviet russia, Skateboard hits you.

[TTFreakFlemm1996]

@1:50 xD oh my god

[driftracerr34]

0:14 recoil win!

[gocountry1391]

lol!!! #lol

[Horaciow14]

What were they trying to accomplish in #4????

[growsomenuts]

faucet looks like its dick is so small it pisses on its balls

[FCKAUSERNAMEX23]

IT HURT SO BAD THE OTHER GUY FELT IT

[mizushadow]

Tarzan firin some off lol

[DavisMega313]

I replayed the Risky Business fail OVER AND OVER AND OVER, and laughed my ass off OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

[bradistani]

the first one was deffo an ASBO child

[CaptainEpik]

Something’s wrong with this video guy’s! It’s only counting my views for some reason!?

[hotnovel]

Thats how I sound when I jerk off :O!!??

[XxFoxChanXx]

LOL @ Fail #5

[MyLittleSiamese]

Imao pause at 2:04

epic faceplant

[RyanXLT]

SMOKING CIGARETTE FAIL!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=sq7Hn7vYVk­I&feature=relmfu

[gtabro1337]

1:29 - the porn starts? O_o

[smkb6233]

@Chiliwacko before you advise, learn japanese.

[smkb6233]

@Chiliwacko thats chinese one!! you americans cannot even make the difference. how stupid

[MarioBs6]

the last one is epic.

[smkb6233]

americans are so funny that they always make me laugh

[SexRobotOfDoom]

1:31 and there you have it, the beginning of a cheap lesbian porn flick.

[EnziiaHD]

No kids 4 hem

[carlospicywiener97]

who wud dislike dis !!!

[LunphaGaming]

2:33

GUYSGUYSGUYS LOOK I CAN TOUCH MY OWN TOES WITH MY HANDS!

[ninjamuffin50]

i LAUGHED SO HARD AT FIRST PART lol

[mkshar800]

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[mkshar800]

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[usforeignpolicy]

hahaha i'm in tears laughing

[kylevetrano]

I HATE when count down lists do this...they put number one first, like that makes any damn sense...watching a video that gets progressivley less intresting

[ThaNorman]

1:28 good thing she broke the fall with her head

[drspaso011]

press 9 :)

[KevinWeiTV]

Please help get my video on FailBlog :) I KNOW it will make u laugh!

youtube.com/watch?v=-zrJwMlqZg­g

Thanks! THumbs up :)

[AxxZiii2]

We are still eating kids for free. Lol

[ilikerock222]

I pronounce you... failed

[CrashBandicot1995]

lol that fat guy said:bloooowrrrrrr

[ICantBeFaged]

the first one that boy failed twice 

[docnot1986]

if this was on failblog it would probably have 10000 dislikes

[marcellke]

first one >>> action= reaction.. newton ftw !

[MrHeadlessmusician]

Failblog is by far the best thing on the internet.

[mikhailmike]

silly fgt poles are for chicks....

[yeadowg19]

1:35 lol tastes like grandma...

[01000001011100100111]

2:11 I wonder what the conditions are...

[xboxisbeter]

making the faucet fail #10 was a fail.

[tiburcioman]

1:28 afterwards they start kissing

[HomicidalG4mer]

press 7 over and over he is having sex with the pogo

[SuperDeathrider1]

I hope that stupid emo fag skater has brain damage.

[mattman0529]

I wish u could c those girls faces they seemed hot i would bang those bitches anytime anyplace anywhere get in my pants

[jarbon5]

Love when the one girl come sliding into the room and fall. Immediately, the other girl checks to see is she's okay and consoles her with a tender embrace. That, my friends, is love in action!

[kimmokoolwtf]

@jarbon5 best comment ever

[jarbon5]

@kimmokoolwtf :)

[HuskerFishing]

the whole bowling thing, it wouldn't occur to you that the ball is traveling the same speed you are, and that you should stop?

[LuvMyGuitar1220]

@HuskerFishing Well I didn't think the driver could see the bowling ball because it was kinda coming from behind since it hit the back windshield, but you have a point... LOL

[dropkik24]

Tarzan LMFAO

[EMANELLLL]

0:16 JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAA­AAAAA! LOL XD

[SonicVsm]

O_o in his balls

[oooooooshiny]

pogo sticks were invented to keepl emergency rooms full

[mojox74]

1911 button is perfect for this

[Polydynamix]

Let me introduce you to my friend, physics... he can be a real bitch sometimes.

[MyMetalmaniac666]

Love the faucet

[spencerinc1sed]

EPIC

[MariaAbraham2010]

# 10 is the best lol

[riddlehorse101]

tastes like grandma =)

[chadbrochill14]

2:32 BLRFF

[bas4agen]

0:37 whahaha!!

[davidmastertkd]

1: hahahahahaha

2: lolololololo

3: i am watching this in 2011 

[simplenineties]

oneadayporno(dot)com

[strenth0001]

search jolly rancher fail, and click on the black guy... now that's a fail!

[walkerdj1]

@strenth0001 lol he failed 4 times

[strenth0001]

@walkerdj1 Lol i know right? hahaha

[birdchopper]

@strenth0001 thats a stupid fucking video ur life is a fail

[3RandomFails]

is failblog getting old? sure seems like it.

3RandomFails is the new best channel for all comedy

it has Fails,Pranks and jokes

Thank You

[simplerbyfar]

sorry but all ov them are shit i didnt laugh at 1

[simplerbyfar]

sorry but all ov them are shit i didnt laugh at 1

[TheBonkersNinja]

when i was little i had that tarzan toy! :)