.hack G.U. Vol. 3: Marriage Event (Pi)

[tiko184]

how do u marry somebody???

[MrHeadgehog]

I like how she says hu? When it says Eh?

[jw8395]

With a girl that sexy, the honeymoon's gonna be a blast!

[KillerKerin]

LOL, used the same line he used on Bordeaux. Haseo, you sly fox.

[XxXRangerXxX]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HASEO HAS GOTTEN IN.

[CIELPHANTOMH1VE]

I <3 Pi's Giggle its cute <3

[link12431]

<3 OH PAI-SAMA!!! Lol. :D

(Get it? Oppai-Sama ;D) (Oppai is Boobs in Japanese Romaji) ITS A PUN

[ravenbloodfang]

hubba hubba

[DarkAzureFlameGod]

<3 pie, oh wait wrong one, haseo you lucky dog you

[wolfan20]

2:50 thats hot

"come on baby the nigth is still young"

[XirianValeria01]

Marrying Pi is like being blessed with awesome booby time. haha

[921sora]

"Shut up you Old Hag and let me talk!"

Pi: Shut up?! (Pi PAWNCH!~~)

[VampiMusicScanner]

Awww Haseo is such a cutie >w<

Damn it Pi! sooo lucky!

[GodofFerrets13]

Bow chika bow wow!

Shut up Tucker!

...I had to say that! XD

[MathIrene]

Haseo is a Sis-com XD

[IrradicableOne]

Pi is the only choice.

[Thoralmir]

Guess Haseo likes the large-chested women, huh? :P

[sortedevaras]

I went through most of the series thinking she was a trap.

[deathscall1]

pi is a big time couger lmao

[ShadowReij]

Pi likes them young. XD

[mbm41796]

dude thats just pedo

[1Rinri2ninja]

methinks pi's a bit too ready for the wedding lol

[53Spawn]

Well, it is true what they say about: a woman isnt a woman until they do "that"

Haseo, hope hes prepaired for the honeymoon, lol

[darkestblade10]

......

[MultiOuka]

wow who would have thought pi would be so pretty!!!



[ExileOfSand]

I knew it Pi is a man

[Azurehaseo7]

I would wreck this chick in bed oh baby!

Good Work Haseo!

[slaiferxxv]

isn't the begining of this video just like the one with bordeaux?

[WeaponXSigma]

@slaiferxxv Yeah, not just the beginning though. The part where Pi tells Haseo that they're both alike. Thats like Bourdeaux's marraige event one too

[DarkAngelLight90]

Am I the only one that things that Pi's hair looks like it's trying to form a heart at the end?

[ShadowSniper53]

Is Pi a tsundere? Cauze i think so.

[aznperson8]

I am greatly amused. Each of her twin-tails has their own veil.

[Tempest75]

somehow this reminds me of Edge and Myuria from Star Ocean

[defygravitycooleo]

LMAOOO.. THE PERFECT ENDING.. "That's the first time.. You've called me by my name"

I can imagine it..

Haseo: "OH PI!!!"

ahaha

[Jordanjunior06]

i think i jizzed in my pants...the way she said "lady" omg omg omg it sounds so sexy LOL

[Yatolcharles]

i like lemon PIE

[SchneiderVesperine]

this is my fav..

[BillyColin]

Ha, she gets her own veil because her hairs so crazy

[trxngerful]

Kuhn is madddddd as hell

[SKYRIDER619]

its the virgin alert haseo its your lucky day

[huptochao]

i like her from the first sight :)) big boob :D

[danschaoticmind]

"Maybe today, You'll turn me into a lady"

Where's my hand lotion?

[BudokaiTH]

0:54

Haseo jizzed in his pants after she said that~ XD

[icanbeatyouout]

@BudokaiTH this comment rockz!!!!

[kinslayer037]

yeah boi tap dat azz woot!

[barkwindbat]

0o" h messed up big?!

[animetsuki13]

whoa

she has 2 veils!!!!!

[zenthrox862]

i thought she was old..... BUT STILL HOT good ending and LOL U'LL TURN ME INTO A LADY NICE ONE HASEO

[BlanFan2O]

XDDD "you'll turn me into a lady" some of these are funny but I can only wonder how gaspard's would be.

[Deadeye129]

Pi: "You'll turn me into a lady."

Haseo: *instant nosebleed* "....... Oh god..."

Me: *also had a nosebleed*

[kingzombiejo]

pi- "maby today you'll turn me into a lady"

me- *nosebleeds*

[bluedemon0091]

O>O! I"LL TURN YOU TO A LADY!

[kaihedgie]

You lucky bastard,

[Temarioneesama]

I wanna marry pi *¬*

[xGiinTa]

seriously cut those ponytails! xD

[cheezeofages]

Rawr, I almost feel sorry for Haseo. She's gonna give him more than he can handle.

Again rawr.

[LunaTheVampireGodess]

LOLZ haseo truned her into a lady rawrr XD

[pokechatter]

@LunaTheVampireGodess @ 2:51 definitely.

[KoutaDragara]

2 things:

1. Pi is now a cougar. XD

2. Is it just me, or did Pi's boobs shrink in her wedding dress? JK JK JK

[MugenYomi]

2....sad but true

[BlakSonik]

i think your right ... those milk makers did shrink xD, i think.

[WeaponXSigma]

@KoutaDragara Funny thing is that Pi is actually a year older than Haseo (if I remember correctly). Either that or 5 years older. I haven't played this game in ages

[KoutaDragara]

@WeaponXSigma Pi's real-life player, Reiko Saeki, is 24. That makes her seven years older than Haseo. XD

[bearforgottensouls]

@KoutaDragara sounds good to me, i love older women...and i mean seriously, what dude thats 17 wouldnt want a 24 year old GF? XD

[FacuAlmada2]

LOL, Pie... Pi without.... glasses??? i mean i cant understand,LOL!

[FacuAlmada2]

anyone knows how to get the promise card???

[KoutaDragara]

You have to get the member addresses of all the possible characters in the game (including Tabby and Natsume) and then get all of their affection gauges up to max. Then you get the Promise Card.

[MugenYomi]

you dont have to max out all affections to get the card but you do have to max out the affection of the person you want to give the card to

[Iyaodo]

Pi: mabey today... You'll turn me into a lady

Hasao: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

[Forteoverload]

NICE

[sakuzenshi]

Yay Heseo and old hag!!!! FTW!!!!

[MugenYomi]

...shes 24

[sakuzenshi]

yah so :D

[steveman1823]

WHOA! pi

[xXGEARS65Xx]

Err Get some?

[LenKazumi]

Pi: "You're never nice to me..."

Haseo: "I thought you didn't like being treated nicely."

Pi: "You got me there."

[dvbones]

"...it was my heart"

*throws computer*

Oh hell no.*walks away*

(Wtf haseo?XD)

[KeeperoftheDarkHeart]

@dvbones What did you expect? He was an angsty emo kid for a good part of the games, so he's allowed some leeway, right?

[Shu512]

When i first saw this, I just fell out laughing, I never could have seen this.

[KayFreax]

o.o

What Pi said made me even jump back xD

I really can't see this happening how much they fight and all yeah it's just wrong

:/ But ya know it could work don't know how but it could x3

[peanutbutterdawg]

lol hes gunna marry the old hag

[64118]

lol how do u unlock this stuff from the forums?

[astral171988]

oooh..quite the player!

[Politically1ncorrect]

O.o "you'll turn me into a lady"

Good going Haseo lol

[KingKrimson89]

So... does that mean Pi is really a man irl?

[Kaecyus]

No, she is the sister of one of the game's Admins that found the Morganna Factors.

[Nervakis]

His name, I believe, is Jun Bansyoya.

[RocksyCloud]

By saying "you'll turn me into a lady" she's pointing the fact that she's just a single chick and now she will be turn into a serious woman, she's being sarcastic/ironic.

[narutosxdemon1]

==.== Or maybe she was referring to the honeymoon.

[ALTERNATECHAOS]

@Politically1ncorrect Right after, Haseo leans back like "whoa, what?" or "do not want" lol

[Sousuke15]

@Politically1ncorrect ....damn...she been single all these years......i wish i could turn her into a lady XD

[MugenYomi]

Some of these events reuse the same lines

[aishahona1]

I know someone who's getting some action tonight XD Pi will be the butch XD

[riskbreaker2008]

.¨..turn me into a lady¨ woah! she´s so aggressive...where is the honey moon part?

[Freedom621]

LOL. THIS IS FREAKIN FUNNY.....

[dandaman9009]

lol "Turn me into a lady" the voice actress put SOOO much emphasis on tht line LMAO

[Nekoyasha2315]

OMG why it should be Pi and Yatta

[HayaHamaOtsu]

"you'll turn me into a lady"

O_O

Haseo you lucky bastard you

[BronxDragon]

I'm gonna say it again.

Haseo is about to get him some Pie muahahahah!!!

[ZeroSable]

Cream....lol

[BronxDragon]

No No no you did it wrong like this.....

Cream...giggity!

[neoquest5]

omg haseo and the OLD HAG!

[thelordzenkai]

ok in roots pi was that pk in that guild and she killed him once and she evan pked all his freinds

[joe42743]

really which ep.

[BeamMagnum]

then thats LIKE a skeleton in the closet....

[Kingbusterzeta]

......How bold....

[BlueKnightNight]

Even though Haseo refer to Pi as "Old Hag", she isn't that old really, is she? If I'm not mistaken, the character behind Pi is in her 20s, or something.

[adventurequest443]

She s 24.

[Pintassilgo12]

He called her ''Old Hag'' because she said he was a ''unruly child.''

[rei612]

Pi always looked like a hooker to me :)

*it was .. my heart

man this whole talk between them makes me die

[MurakamiTenshi]

Pi = cougar LOL

[PeterPiperPick123]

i love haseo's hair like that!

[Orihime259]

oh wow tat was wayy too much. you'll turn me into a lady lol

[Haseo707]

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes!

you serious???

he married the old hag?!

"what I sent you wasn't a greeting card, it was my heart"? wahahahahahah never thought that was possible...

awesome...:D

[scaplord]

i would have shose pi but she was to much of a yata dick rider i mean i can understand she liking the guy because they are good friends but come on there is a limit.

[buntado6]

people who are shocked by the difference of ages should watch Rahxephon...

[KiddyBrucie15]

Haseo likes the older women. You go Haseo XD

[1Death2Many]

Haseo is a M.I.L.F Hunter xD

[AnimeArtist2436]

he says the same thing to Bordeaux

[charlbo]

Cause in the G.U manga and anime there the same person

[AnimeArtist2436]

oh, thanks

[keith9129]

rofl. this made me blush...and im black lol

[drekafrea]

Lol

[SonikkuHejjihoggu18]

strange i also choked......but it was on a soda......thats hot. lucky bastard!

[Zephilindrum]

"Maybe today, you'll turn me into a lady"

No Pi, Haseo's gonna make you a woman, all night long.

[broKenwIngS787]

I choked on my water after I read that...

[wbtrex08]

yup lol :3

[Flameingchaos]

bow chika bow wow!

[Deadeye129]

@Flameingchaos Haseo with Pi........ GO HASEO!!

[leehongyik]

wow... Haseo seems hot...

[goldtaills]

well she did say they were alike.witch is explainable in the first .hack//g.u they were both tempered people. there both stouburn. and more scarier when they talk more quietly.

[eboym]

PI...with...haseo...is ...words can't describe this pairing...creepy....

(better than endrance though)

[riscality]

this...just...isn't...right...­

[hunter0333]

wait how is it creepy? some good couples start out bad lol. and... she might be like 17 irl o_o; id hit that too

[ItUnidentified]

lol boreaux and this one are similiar

[Forteoverload]

ALRRIIIIGHT!

[blogs10]

her last line was a teeny bit.... creepy....

[KageNoHikari]

:54... Oh, the lulz. XD

[RACCOONraul]

:54 hahaXD

[fvk12]

now this is wat i call a ending ^^ hehe

[BenLozareXIII]

How could haseo land a catch on someone who is what he claims to be an 'old hag'?

[narutardkyuubi]

That's more prominent in the early 1st volume, after the tarvos incindent, they get along much better.

[DEthe5150]

Cool & neat!

[pokeplay7]

Ok, first of all, why would Haseo pick Pi?

I mean, shes a nerd. If you read her card in the mail, you'll see that shes in for a bozo like Yata. I would never pick her! Pick Atoli ( also Alkiad and Shino).Hottys :)

[kaihedgie]

@pokeplay7 Those three don't have melons

[TheDarkLatias950]

Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! In Real Life Shes, Like, What, 24!? And Haseo Is...15? WTFH!?

[Aerodeth]

*AHEM!* Remember.... Japan... not uncommon... :)

[TheDarkLatias950]

I Mean, HE Sorry...I Hate My Typos

"In Real Life Hes Like, What, 24!?"

Thats What I Mean't To Say

[NathanWubs]

He is 17 by the way, not 15.

[TheDarkLatias950]

Hes Not. I Looked On A Offical Site. ^_^ So, Be Quiet

[NathanWubs]

Why would I be quiet if I could be refuted, to realize that I still have a lot to learn. I really thought he was 17. Well I think he would be better suited for either atoli, alkaid or bordeaux then.

I mean hasseo can be mature, but that mature.

[TheDarkLatias950]

Bordeaux? HELL NO!!! Atoli, Or Shino. He Only Likes Alkaid As A Friend, Ferthermore, Bordeaux Is A Bad Guy!

Also, I Didn't Know You Didn't Know He Was 15.

[bbHume]

No, Haseo is 17, whatever "Offcial Site" you went to was wrong.

[TheDarkLatias950]

Your Wrong My Friend, He IS 15, And, The Offical Site I Went To Is The Games Site, It Updates Every Month.

I'd Be Quiet If I Were You ^_^

[bbHume]

Uh, no he's 17. get it right. =P

[TheDarkLatias950]

For The Love Of F***Ing Hell...HES NOT F***IN 17!!!

Read The Facts, It IS Offical That Haseo (Ryou) Is 15, Now, Stop Pestering Me Or I'

ll Report You

[bbHume]

no no no. In .Hack//SIGN, he's 10, .Hack//GU takes place roughly 6-7 years later, hence why at this point in time (Vol.3) he's clearly 17. It is NOT official that he's 15, and it's not true.

[bbHume]

He's 15 years old at the START of .Hack//Roots, thats what you're source is saying, he's 15 in his first appearance ever. but in GU, he's 17. get it right buddy. =)

[bbHume]

at the beginning of GU, as soon as he meets Gaspard and Silabus, he's 17. So you're wrong.

[bbHume]

No, you're wrong. The site is referring to his age when he first appeared, in Roots. in GU however he is 17. This video is on GU, you're wrong, and you have no basis for your argument, just because a website said so doesn't mean it's correct.

[bbHume]

Wrong. Again no basis to your argument. Haseo is 16 - 17 in GU, 15 in Roots. The events of .Hack//SIGN (when Ryou played at Sora was 10) was around the time of 2009-10. The World R:2 came out in 2015, five years later, where the events of .Hack//ROOTS took place. GU takes place 8 months later where he is around the age of 16 by then, and by the end of GU, he's 17.

[bbHume]

sorry I meant, and if you think about it, Haseo is 17 by the end of the first Volume.

[bbHume]

And the Official Website for games are never made by the developers, they're made by the people who distribute the game.

[bbHume]

Ya know what? Imma stop arguing with a little girl because I know I'm right. Bye. =)

[IAmNotAlex]

One of the greeting cards you send to Alkaid results in responding that he is 17 and that he's a sophmore in high school, so. he IS 17, fuck the site, its what THE GAME says itself.

[Chocobow9]

Actually, I think it was you, because all the times you talked, you talked in the exact same way (Capitals on all words).

[IAmNotAlex]

Your "little" cousin is 17?