Bob Dole is Back!

[wandaskipper]

"Bob Dole pledges to be HARD on the terrorists, HARD on the illegal aliens, HARD on the baby killers." Somehow, that makes me want to laugh at him, not vote for him.

[ChunkyBuiscuit]

Damn.. he sounds like a perfect candidate. Stupid special interest groups. What about the majority? hunh? The majority is what founded the country. The majority is what we have lived on since the beginning of America. The change from new majority occurs to help correct the country. Abolishing slavery, interracial marriage, queer beating in Texas. I would vote for Bob Dole in 2012!!

[ThirstyTube]

cliton is gay!

[TehBKMoose]

I thought The Simpsons and Family Guy were just taking the piss XD

[kamakz3]

bob dole can order a cheese buger with no cheese and no burger cuz hes cool like that

[foals0995]

Bob Dole, the only man to refer to himself In third person :P

[melonhead0078]

bob doles name is bob dole

[zwillredeye]

Third party system idea was good. Not so keen on perhaps the other issues, but I can't have everything. I'd probably consider voting for him.

[TheKOEIwarrior]

Why the fuck isnt this guy our president?

[knightofjustic]

this has to be fake to many innuendos

[R33Racer]

Bob Dole! Bob Dole! Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob... Dole... Bob... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

[skatahkickflip]

I'd literally vote for him. We need someone like Bob Dole

[ChunkyBuiscuit]

@skatahkickflip exactly

[MadMacanian]

bob dole's name is bob dole?!

[155domo]

bob dole + chuck norris = 2 much awesomeness this messege was aproved by CHUCKS BEARD AND BOB DOLE

[IIIArrow711]

hey guys HEY GUYS! Im the guy who Met the guy Who Met Bob Dole!!!

[MrPontiusPilate]

That's obviously not actually Bob Dole.

[QwukeStudioz]

@MrPontiusPilate Bob Dole does not like your style.

[deadguy718]

10 people aren't friends with Norm Macdonald. Wait Norm Macdonald? wtf???

[R33Racer]

If anything, the Simpsons downplayed it.

[upokesack2]

bob dole likes wood

[inyourfacesociety]

Bob dole likes to talk about bob dole!

[HumorGazette]

@inyourfacesociety

Bob Dole concurs with your bob-servation

[AMMstudios]

LOL

[theboytheycallkenny]

Bob Dole!

[Frankletini]

I'm sorry if I'm being ignorant, but is this video real. I'm not from the US, you see?

[1997LionKing]

@Frankletini no lol.. it's a joke

[cebwg7]

haha bob doel tells it like it is, in the third person

[skeletorphd]

man if skeletorphd was a yank, skeletorphd woulda voted for him. fuck o'bizzle-for-shizzle-ma-nizzle the self-important nwo puppet!

[MrSean677]

looks like Tom Hanks in 15 years

[Noahthebeast09]

This video is gay. And studies show that people who make fun of people for being gay are more likely closet homosexuals, not people who call gay videos gay.

[HumorGazette]

@Noahthebeast09

Wow! Sounds like you've spent a lot of time figuring out your position on the divisive "calling videos gay" issue. Excellent work!

[matthewpetty]

yea thats pretty gay

[HumorGazette]

@matthewpetty

Studies show that people who can't think of anything more intelligent to say than "that's gay" are often closet homosexuals -- not that there's anything wrong with it. Plus, Bob Dole is gonna come down hard on you for calling Bob Dole gay.

[reecemnl]

he sed his own name 14 times in that lol

[romerider796]

baby killers?

[HumorGazette]

@romerider796

"Baby killers" is what anti-abortion extremists sometimes call people involved in supporting a woman's right to choose.

If you are implying that having "Bob Dole" reference "baby killers" in this Bob Dole satire is unfair to Bob Dole because in 1996 the real Bob Dole was angling for a "declaration of tolerance for divergent points of view" to help Bob Dole get elected president, you may have a point -- about Bob Dole.

Fake Bob Dole stands by his statement.

[myf0lk]

It would have been perfect if he fell asleep while repeating his name for no reason lol

[alucard048]

Bawb Dole

[john1136]

Loolzz lmfao!!!

[procritic09]

Bob Dole's name is Bob Dole

[jumnious]

fake and gay.

[HumorGazette]

@jumnious

what's the point of calling something "gay"?

i don't understand it -- other than it's easier than having an actual thought

you've got a sharp eye, though -- this video is in fact "fake"

the real bob dole was demanding $10,000 plus 2 cases of Viagra, so we went with the fake guy :)

[jumnious]

@HumorGazette trolled?

[QwukeStudioz]

@jumnious NERD

[lukeycc67]

bob dole, bob dole, bob dole, bob dole, bob dole. packing more wood than yosemite forest. absolutely fucking priceless

[jkaudiemurphy]

"bob dole is packing more wood" umm penis joke?

[jkaudiemurphy]

hes gonna get hard on them aliens!

[GermanArmyX]

I've found this video after I've seen Family Guy! ! :D

[MrHexain]

lmfaooo @ " ........and bob dole will make sweet love to the economy,.... bob dole's name is bob dole and i approve of this message " AHAAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[dannythefreerunner]

ha. Family guy was so right lol

[aftermathcliqueapple]

Bob Dole

[voicesofmayhem]

xD I am so gonna use myself in third person from now on.

[pillyslater]

He says his name too much.

[feeblepizza]

Bob Dole will make sweet love to the economy (-: lol

[0Tanaka0]

Bob Dole for president!

[JakobKorber]

lol 0:05 errect bob dole

[vWBIRDWv]

Hes packin "Wood" Because of all that viagra he has to take. haha.. to bad he still aint gunna get none

[SupermarketsRevil]

I completely disagree with his politics, but I woulda considered voting for him for the lulz

[donkeyherder1]

bob dole bob dole

i hav a pe teacher like him lol

[abester22]

is this real?

[HumorGazette]

@abester22

Yes this is real.

And realish.

And truthy.

[bobdoles123]

@abester22  its me from the past

[OffswitchTrend]

@abester22 it's awesome

[LadyofDragons]

Rather have him then Obama.

[erichizz09]

bob dole pwns your mom

[12BOBDOLE]

bob dole IS back

[atosafi1]

haha

[snicky49]

BOB DOLE!!!

[cobaltsaberfire]

Bob Dole <3

[LAZYDISEASE]

Bob Dole Rules All

[kills2thrill]

bob dole says this isn't real but bob dole approved this message.

[thoseareduches]

dude is this fucking real cuz if i is ROFLMAO

[metabog]

bob dole

[llamalord333]

bob dole... got wood!

[halo2eliteruler]

is this real !?!?!?!

[dossco]

Bob dole wants bob dole to do america lol bob dole needs sum luvin bob dole

[khoralx]

bob dole talks about bob dole. bob dole approved this message. bob dole

[PlanB529]

he reminds me of al gore

[FootstepsofPoe]

bob dole likes your style, bob dole is a fan. bob dole, bob dole bob dole...bob dole.....bob dole...zzzzzz

[HolyFrickImHad]

Bob Dole

Bob Dole

Bon Dole.

[KillgoreXXXIII]

Bob Dole Wants To Fuck America

[TheBobDoleNation]

lol

[teeku666]

no he dont! he wants to make sweet love to america! LOL!

[10lettername]

he fuckin talks in thirdperson

[bhojiji]

Brilliant. Simple brilliant. The man is a symbol of idiocracy. :)

[Carnage1235]

You know if you repeatedly say his name to yourself you eventually fall asleep.

[KhmaiBodian559]

does he really talks like that? or is he just being funny?

[limeitupwithorange]

i would realy love to know

[GlobalWarningIsAMyth]

baby killer... LOL

[midget5543]

one word.....WOW......haha, bob dole is awesome, bob dole, bob dole, my name is bob dole (NO DUHH DUDE IF U SAY IT EVERY FEW SECONDS!!) HAHA

[dave247sf]

did he say erect bob dole?

[Thejbirdy]

The pen is mightier than the dole!!

[thesynned]

hey... keep the relationship strictly business man, what if america gets pregnant... i mean what would you do... i dont think we could handle another country right now

[BobDoleTrasher]

rofl

[Thejbirdy]

Committee to erect Bob Dole.....hahaha.

Bob Dole Doled what a bOb Dole Doles what a Bob Dole could Dole's doled. Blob Doe? dOB Bloe.

Undead Dole!

[Converter4Everything]

AAAAHAHHAHAHA YMMFD xD

[Surfanimal1990s]

bob dole bob dole.

[newstyle843]

lmfao bob dole packs more wood tthan yosamete forest haha bob dole bob dole bob dole bob dole...bob...dole

[rpedroza69]

bob dole bob dole

[fazer159]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! I thought south park and family guy were exaggerating. appearently not.

[freest2dogg]

@fazer159 the simpsons too.

[MrHexain]

@fazer159 LMFAOOO ME222

[madmop1009263]

bob dole got computer bob dole got internet bob dole got face book

[18Ty18]

why does he say bob dole alot?? haha

[DenzAlot]

Bob Dole was on Family Guy, wasn't Bob Dole?

Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole...bob... dole...

[OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP]

lol did he say he was talking in third person??

[Aj1524]

Bob dole, bob dole

[64xxHannahbanana64xx]

BOB DOLE :D

[umahuma4]

BOB DOLE believe BOB DOlE is Currect

[earlybird38]

Dole Kemp '96

[earlybird38]

Bob Dole is awesome!!! Dole Kemp '96

[moosemanab]

bob doles name is BOB DOLE

[kittycayak]

Bob dole did run 4 prez

[2badimcool]

bob dole, bob dole bob dole bob dole!!

[LadyofDragons]

Lol. Bob Dole is amazing.

[Daninjito]

DOOOOOD why does he keep saying his name?

[muhammadsameja]

because he's talking about the third person party. talkin in the third person would mean you would say your own name rather than saying "I" or "me"

[Iceman1691316]

Bob Dole is packing wood. And pledges to be hard!

[JacksonFollo]

BOB DOLE!!! BOB Dole!! Bob dole! bob dole....BOB DOLE IS AWESOME!!!!!

[Tinkerbrat14]

LEAVE ME ALONE!

[iceybrezz23s]

Bob Dole hard on terrorists!

[Tinkerbrat14]

bob dole rules

[HolytheNinjabro]

Does this make me cool that the state i live in hes the senator of ? lol >.> i would s vote for bob dole if he ranb for prez

~HB FTW~

[alieC101]

Hard on the terrorists? O_O

[kewl2009]

"bob dole will make sweet love to the economy."

that is the funniest thing ever - "Bob Dole's name is Bob Dole!"

[LordEli]

BOB FREAK'N DOLE! Been saying it for Years and now I find you people! Fella Dole aninites!

[slave111]

Bob dole dont take no shit

[Avesback69]

Bob DOLE!!! BOB DOLE bob dole...

[apersonuhide]

BOB DOLE for President

[cxdoomcx]

bob dole this, bob dole that

[Antreges]

If I were american, and he was running, I would vote for him.

[Trogdor666lol]

look at the electric fire place XD

[Trogdor666lol]

Roflberry pwncakes

[khoralx]

Bob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob Dole!!!

[demonslayer112223]

Bob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob DoleBob Dole!!!

[TehBluePlague]

Look how intelligent he looks with that pen. It increases his IQ by at least 50.

[zteller]

Bob Dole

[LadyofDragons]

Bob Dole. Bob Dole..Bob Dole. Dole Bob..Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole.

[fatmanscoop318]

bob dole dont play. bob dole going to bang the terrorist hard. becuz thats how bob dole do things. the bob dole way. bob dole is the 3rd party.

[imsamurai3000]

Bob dole...bob dole....bob dole...bob dole bob dole bob dole... bob dole. -yawn... bob dole...bob...dole

[BurnsVideos]

BOB DOLE!!!  YES

[pokefan098]

If he's elected... I have no idea. lol

[rockstarXIII]

bob bob bob BOB DOLE bob bob bob BOB DOLE bob bob bob BOB DOLE

[LLLLLLLLP3]

BOB DOLE, BOB DOLE, BOB DOLE, BOB D...(falls asleep)

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

Bob Dole approves of this video honoring Bob Dole.

[cboy258]

hes implying viagra through this whole video...its halarious

[OrbitSaibot]

Bob Dole.

Please call me some day

[Danceerlove]

"bob dole is obsessive with his name" (:

[sikandar001]

Bob Dole is funny, but he's also a fool. Clinton 08!

[sabanknight]

Gasp! a Clinton supporter they do exist! all I need to do is find a unicorn and I win the mythical creature scavenger hunt

[TeamTrogdor]

Ew clinton sucks

JOHN MCCAIN 08!

[bassforever716]

hahaha erect bob dole

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

"Bob Dole will make Sweet Love to the economy."

LOL

[locust0258]

BOB DOLE BOB DOLE!

[a1pinestar619]

ill do anything to chill with this guy

[lugnasa29]

bob dole is my dad!!!!!!

[thaishu]

Bob Dole

[MoonChallenger]

You Are BOB DOLE!

[yoitzjones]

"bob dole is packing more wood than yosemetie forsests" loool BOB DOLE

[subzer03000]

Bob Dole for '08, fuck Clinton(not literally, not even Bill does, so you know something is wrong with her)

[Chubachus]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB DOLE

[belairbolt]

The pen is in the WRONG hand. Btw, the vid sucks.

[PHOG1]

bob dole doesn't like the tone of your voice

[PHOG1]

BOB DOLE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! (in the 3rd person)

[PHOG1]

BOB DOLE!

[stegh5]

bob doles name is bob dole

and bob dole will make sweet love to the economy

[stegh5]

bob dole beleives that bob dole is bob dole and that bob dole is bob dole!

bob dole tells it like it is (which is bob dole)

bob dole for president

if this happens i might actually like america

[stegh5]

hahahahahahaha fuckin yasss