Achievement Unlocked speedrun - 107 seconds

[BeardOfMoses]

Here's a legit one. 158 seconds for real. -------> watch?v=TCR0xVcGeTc

[TheRandomAwsomness]

how to do ''Too much contra'' and ''Programmers credit''? pls tel me ;(

[TGRTeeJeeArr]

If you look in the top right corner of the screen you can see the in-game timer and i'm sure it's going slower than its meant to.

[TheZerg123]

isn't it a bit obvious that the video goes longer than how long you say it took?

[turdtoob]

and next time use a screen recorder

[turdtoob]

dude its slowed down, what gives

[turdtoob]

lol, when u start the game you get lots of achievements instantly, and you are 21% done before you even start the game

[guy7416503821]

how do you change color

[vattu007]

=O you didnt paint the 2 blocks in the roof

[SammyNeedsIceCream]

Nice! At the beginning you filled the whole screen with achievements! -high five-

[ThePandaThunder]

wooooo my best is 1313 sec

[sugarnelle]

A completely different tactic than I use, but my best score is 167, so it is possible i guess.

[TheGuitarguy377]

Wow nice, I hate getting longevity and all the ones that include dying.

[hardazfek]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME. its the worst thing ive ever seen

[TolfaHaxor]

Why don't you show the bottom of the screen? Maybe there's something hidden down there? Something like "CheatEngine" to slow the game down? ;) That would make sense, because the video here is double lenght than the game actually says ... You could've easily slowed it down by 50% :P

[TheAmazingOne]

I couldn't get it to run any faster. I was playing on my laptop on Vista and I don't think I had anything else open at the same time. I guess I need a high-end gaming PC to play Flash games.

[MasterX117]

True man! But ya its a great game!

[jozbear]

yeh look at the top left of the screen!

a second goes in 3 seconds!

[SammyNeedsIceCream]

@jozbear Yeah that's kinda why he said speedrun in the title -_- And uhmm how does speeding the video affect the games time? Tell me how, anyone?

[TakeOnNE1]

You are an idiot. Your just jealous of somebody better at a flash game then you? LOL! The time is in top left he didnt mess with any thing. Nice run amazing.

[vulcanz68]

Mine record is 0,53 seconds in making ur mom orgasm

[Damnitkal]

your game is in slow motion...

[RUL1S88]

It's because he's pc sucks.

[ameagle2111]

how do u change colors???

[HamM09101]

Press 1/2/3/4

[sindretube]

you should try making friends instead

[hamo789]

''i haz do it in 1 sec lulz nub!!!!!111!!one!''

just kidding

my time was like 250 or something

[musichalloffame]

yesterday was pi day ad i did it in 314 seconds (i meant to takethat long). My fastest tie so far is 197 seconds

[JimmyVermeer]

It is real. They've made a version of the game that doesn't have a 300 second rule. I've also done it in 98 seconds, using the MindJolt Games application on Facebook.

[Isthiezak]

This video is faked though. I thought the timer was going slowly.

He starts the game at 0.16, but ends at 3.42.

That's 206 seconds.

[TheAmazingOne]

False, the timer actually goes that fast. I know it doesn't correspond to real seconds.

[HamM09101]

No it doesn't. The timer does correspond to real seconds.

[Isthiezak]

The 300 second rule isn't real. If you finish all of the other acheivements before 300 seconds is up, you win.

[xAliiBoox]

thats impossible. it takes 300 seconds 2 do. you know why? 1 achievement is to do it for 300 secs. SO HOW COULD YOU WIN??

[Freakout550]

I didn't think it was real either, and IDK how it happened but I just got 285, so I guess it can happen.

[bikerman9999]

314!!!

[Linskanator]

isn't there an achievement for going on for 300secs? O.o

[joe42743]

my fastest time is 374

[mopysasy]

how do u change the colour??????

[ryuuzaki24]

click 1 2 3 4 5 6

[bertoazure]

1234

[Patashu]

btw, you can move left and right while holding up and still get the Get Off Your Seats achievement, so you could possibly get stuff done during that period?

[Adam164416]

how to do Too much contra pls reply (:

[Patashu]

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a

[MetalHeadMCR]

I did it 4 times and my record is only 297

[Fiskbete]

how do I change the elephants color?

[XxGrunchYxX]

12345, that's how! You need to use hint to also get an achievement called "cheater".

[carboncheeese]

click the #s to change colur

[Atheist269]

357 is my record but i only did it 3 times

[johnkidd3]

go to my profile and i have how to do it in 0 seconds

[2kingbobobo]

fuck i did it under 50 secs must have record it

[mydemon]

Im sure you can easily do it again and post it as a reply, except for the fact that one achievement says you have to be alive for 60 seconds.. prick

[TheAmazingOne]

One of the achievements is to be alive for 30 seconds, which would leave you 20 seconds to die 101 times which I'm pretty sure is impossible.

[flait7]

you could get less than a hundred seconds if you kept on jumping while hitting the spikes for 100 deaths, just aim your elephant correctly and you'll take off bout 10 seconds

[TheAmazingOne]

Yeah, that's what I did for my 98 second run. The other limiting factor is the "longevity" achievement, though, since I have to get 3-1-4-2-5-3-0 all without dying, which slows it down. Also, I have to get all the mouse achievements later which slows me down a bit in the end.

[ilikemagic52]

when was a popup, the extra tab that came up is one of the achievements you have to do.

[NeonBattleship]

how do you do #13?

[filipemtx]

Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes

Read the hints dude ;)

[devilictryce]

omg i cant get 32 i keep just jumping and nothing ever happens

[jsonly126]

because u have to hold down the button

[legoman780]

to get 32 u hold the up arrow for 10 sec.

[alexpwnsall1]

how do u change ur elephant colors???

[Xaine45]

You press 1,2,3,4 for the different colors

[bumcheekcity]

A really good speedrun mate. I got 112, and I'm coming after 107 :D

[Icklumpus]

nice!

[boffe93]

i have gotten 195 seconds and the Too Much Contra achievemnt didnt work for at least 30 seconds i hate when that happen vy the way you are very very fast very nice 5 stars lol =)

[KingLowell2]

how do u do number 32

[kjsfooty1]

when you jump you have jump moving :)

[tommybrett]

how can you get this in 107 seconds when one of the objectives is to play for 5 minutes?

[freehotguy11]

the game fucks up.. i did master peice (touc all touchable blocks) with one block that i could touch untouched if you do too much too fast it messes up

[TheAmazingOne]

Was it one of the ceiling ones? It doesn't make you touch all of those.

This game used to have the 5-minute achievement but the creator changed it to 1 minute after seeing Tasselfoot's speedrun.

[freehotguy11]

no not the celing you know the little jet boost on the left? right where its bottom is, thats where the square that missed

[Xaine45]

Lawl, theres not one of the objectives that is like that. Not 5 minutes.

[bhusduyhdf]

how do you do the too much contra one?

[N2O1138]

Nice job, my best is 227 so far, but your number pattern (31425300123454321) is a little better than whatever I had, so I can do better.

(and the colors are just by pressing 1,2,3, and 4)

[N2O1138]

actually 197 now, but I wasted some time getting Get Off Your Seats (by clicking away in the middle) and Speedy Downfall (I'm just not good at that one)

[kevindrop]

how do you change the colors

[raznut303]

press 1234

[nafere2k8]

how do u get the colour 1s?

[raznut303]

press 1234 the numbers above qwer

[tasselfoot]

the whole thing is still moving at about 50% of the speed in my video... and mine is on 1x. it just really shows that the in-game timing is HEAVILY dependent on lag. you can see it most clearly from the speed of the moving spike block, but you can also see it based on the timer. take a stopwatch and see how long it takes to get to 60 seconds in-game while you're doing your normal stuff. my guess is it's ~120 seconds real time.

[TheAmazingOne]

Yup, but that's the best performance I'm probably going to get. The route is still solid, though--I bet if you tried it, you would get a comparable time.