NooBTooB Ep 88 - Might and Magic, Japanese DS games

[pandorasnow]

I miss noobtoob. Now all we got is retro game master. 'Single tear'

[fezzyness]

noobtoob4lyfe :(

[tobin00]

@fezzyness Holla.

[KalinhoPL]

'gardening' omfg best intro ever :D btw - whats up with EP 89?

[BrotherDamascus]

I want to have a throw pillow that says "Tobin and Yuzo said make it fun!"

[delatroy]

fucking cheesy

[TheDouGhBoYsTyLe]

been watching back watching all you guys episodes subbed around 140 this is by far the most quotable one :P

[tobin00]

@TheDouGhBoYsTyLe This was over two years ago, I've forgotten what we said. If you see some good quotes you should put them in the comments for our entertainment :)

[BurnEmDownX]

cursor*10is a great flashgame! :D

[thelog400]

ok i found a rom of dokidoki majo shinpan and the game is fucking confusing!!!!!

[paulunga]

Wait... Yuzo Watanabe? That... sounds Japanese to me. But the other guy is the one who can read some Japanese?

[TheDarkkeychain]

I love games, as much as I'm a hardcore gamer, so I hope in the future I can reach your expectations and be a game developer carring all your wicked ideas.

[tobin00]

@TheDarkkeychain Here's hoping!

[Maverynthia]

Gotta love how if it's a game for girls it's AUTOMATICALLY YAOI.. OMGSSSSsszzz -_-;; Because I guess they think NO developer would make a game for women so it MUST be for men...

Oh and it's CREEPY for a man to be playing as a woman, yet it's just normal to not have a female avatar for most games and your forced to play as a guy and date other girls in some games...

Yeah, and i guess the game IS crappy because YOU HAVE TO READ... instead of be all macho and just hit stuff with swords..*eyeroll*

[OuendanCyrus]

Aww, you can't get upset that we get Mario Kart two weeks before you when we get most other games like nine months after you, it's only fair that we get 1% of the games before Americans.

[zshippozx]

cool video O: *subscribes*

[tobin00]

Thanks for subbing!

[masteroftoast321]

omg how did nintendo let that game be released XD

[XxPokemonGiveawaysxX]

=O

I watched the whole video! It's like almost an hour...

I congratulate myself. =]

[tobin00]

Thanks for finishing it! :)

[XxPokemonGiveawaysxX]

No problem. It was very entertaining!

[harvestmoon1331]

There are A Lot of More Japanese Ds Games

"Which is Called Otome"

That are Amazing And Don't have That much Dialogue and Pretty ease to figure out!

Of course the Witch game is Odd from first glance i was weirder out by it Duel Love dang that is a disappointment i thought it would be better No buying that!

[robo141x]

i think the movie you were thinking about was back to the future where marty sees himself and has to correct what he did wrong in the past

[weintertwineddd]

Waluigi FTW

[sonick808]

gotta call a spade a spade

[username123232]

its great how yuzo threatens to review games

[username123232]

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA FARMER TOBIN! O GOD

[XenverX]

Might and Magic 7 rocks!.

[MaMastoast]

why on earth did people thumbs down this comments?.. Might and magic does rock!

[justiceiscoming]

3,000 damn. Quadrupled in a year!

[conradTolczynski]

sliders?

[tinyverzi]

im thinkin of getting bully for the 360. have thay fixed it? or should i skip it?

[ShoeMage]

Again, you guys are dumb as SHIT.

Dark Messiah (Quote: "Should go use a better engine like Half-Life 2")

Well, guess what? It DOES use the fucking Half-Life 2 Engine, the SOURCE engine... Jesus... Know your shit before you rant about bollocks.

[tobin00]

Well then they have even less of an excuse for why the game looks so bad, neh?

[ShoeMage]

It doesn't look bad at all. Maybe you just have a Fail Computer. Using the source engine doesnt mean you decide how bad your graphics look. Your graphics and textures stay the same quality unless you PURPOSELY make them look bad. But they wouldnt do that, so... I mean, if you were going to find something to rant about, then i'd accept something along the lines of "Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the land of conspicuously placed spike racks"

[jrubimf]

Half Life 2 looks better than Dark Messiah, really.

[justiceiscoming]

ty tobin! u rock!

[maxxramman]

@tobin00 Every day, for the past year, ShoeMage has woken up and cried because you pwned him so badly.

[ShoeMage]

dudes... there's tonnes of games with Headbob.

Bioshock, Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Portal, CSS, Left 4 Dead, Even WoW....

[nastyguard007]

What the fuck? I guess you don't know what headbob is... I agree with WoW, but that you can toggle that...

Guns moving from left to right, isn't headbob.

Headbob is, when you walk - the crosshair moves by itself a little.

[ShoeMage]

No, it's where the whole screen moves up and down to further simulate the first person experience. So on the contrary, I think it's YOU that doesn't know what headbob is.

[nastyguard007]

Sorry, that's what I meant.

It was hard to explain, since it doesn't really move up and down, it moves in like a small half-a-circle.

But HL2/L4D/CSS and stuff, don't have headbob...

[ShoeMage]

They do. They even have the option to turn off headbob...

[NightBlackFrost]

lol im from the UK and i love mr. driller. :D

[MrpotatoChips]

Have you guys Ever reviewed Oblivion on your podcast? If so, What episode? Thanks!

[Chuc]

Tastes are different, and unfortunately for westerners.. the concept of a visual novel 'game' is lost on them.

[GabeTwo]

I don't know I have a few friends all packed up here who are into that stuff.

[DerMitDemBlunt]

as u said its a visual novel and not a game ...

whats the point to do a novel for a system that was created for games ? Do a DVD or sth but dont try to sell it as a game ... If I wanna read I sit down and read a book ...

[bighen88]

WHAT GAMES YOU THINK I SHOULD BUY

[mrjandj]

can you guys tell me on wich episode can I see you freak out about DIABLO 3, thx

[tobin00]

Type "noobtoob diablo 3" in the search bar.  :)

[Axiss]

i do like a game with a lot of story/backstory/ lots of info. like Star Ocean till the end of time. that game had two libarys. and i most confess it he only time i have spend so many time in a library before.

^_^

[Industro]

What's this? I tuned in to watch my favourite weekly gardenin' podcast and i get some sorta modern times "vid-e-o gaem" progrum? This is an outrage!!

[sedrader]

"Sadly......" LOLZ xd

[alantrik]

Hey what's the name of the game where u have to touch the girls to find out if they're witches?

[JERorly]

Doki Doki

[TANKOVERLORD]

where do i get courser*ten?

[s1apst1ck]

just google search it, it should be the first choice

BTW you guys rock just saying YOW!!!!!

[tobin00]

Cursor * 10. Google it, have fun!

[Ssjtrunks2000]

i love your guy's energy

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[applepiewithtoast]

Mr driller is the shizznit

[doomndeath]

Half-Life: 2 = Source Engine

[TheSeventyReasons]

You guys suck balls Rondo of Swords is an awesome game.

[tobin00]

Turn based, grid combat. Awesome, really?

[jamieovcymmer]

shut up u fuking idiot this is theire opinion an they are entitled 2 it so FUK OFF U FUKING 3 YEAR OLD RETARD

[truejohn]

First off, its his opinion so let him be, and before you call someone a 3 year old retard, learn some spelling. And, how can he be a 3 year old retard If he likes a game they dont? Im not sticking up for TheSeventyReasons, Im a NooBTooBer, but dont be stupid on the internet..

[ultamentdark]

its kinda funny how everyone now days plays the opinion card

[Googleisdirty]

"dark messiah is one of the best medeival based fpsword i have ever played."... theres like two of them...dark messiah..and...oblivion?....

[gnerdus]

There was one on the PS2 that was fun but was not well known.

[Smadlin01]

oblivion is one of the greatest video games of all time...messiah is a failed attempt to re-create it...and it sucks terribly in the process

[geralla11]

your might and magic must have problems cause when i played it was nothing wrong with the game.

[Gmodfan1337]

The rest is right. But Dark messiah is one of the best Medeival based FPSword i have EVER played. if you can name one more game that is a fpsword using medeival time line Reply.and thats all. BTW Dark messiah does use the Source engine.

[kopaganda13]

Might & Magic reminds me of Two Worlds, another crappy game!

[cm97]

i thought might and magic was good

[CherylMason]

You guys are the worst...I love all the japanes DS.. game.. and woman we really love to play videogames, but sometime, since Japanese girl..are more...happy to play a visual novel, that was the boys game about.. damn it. do you really look for cultural info before talking shit... mmm.. I think..noo... you are the usual player.. that get boring with the things.. you don´t know. maybe the game are not that good, but at least they try to bring something to the boring DS...duh.

[ultamentdark]

TL:DR

[Sovietpwnage]

Fuck you, Dark messiah is awesome and its made for those counter strike gamers that can't enjoy pokemon and useless anima like that

[Jeshikun]

Doki Doki Is a heart beat :D

In English its pretty much "Ba-bump, Ba-bump"

It's associated with blushing, being nervous, sex...

[barzman23]

42,742,982 words!

[joeodell123]

The funny thing about of might and Magic is that it actually uses the half life 2 physics engine (source)

[KazuoKiriyama666]

Snatcher port on DS NOW!!!

[Psyk0sys]

YO TOBIN/YUZO. i got the new metal gear online beta. u guys want in? u can use my code.

[123anime321]

Wow when I saw ep. 89 and heard the "japanese porn game" I went to this episode and thought you were gonna like bag on Eroge's for PC and the like...I played Doki Doki Majo Shinpan....LMAO the whole time while playing this game all the way to the end. You guys are freakin HILARIOUS!

[bittertea]

lol @ this DS games.

[Minotauro420]

sup guy´s when is the new ep coming ?

[tobin00]

It'll be out super late tonight. I just got the audio, and producing and uploading it takes like 6 hours.

[mario54671]

so it'll be up like at 2 in the morning or something? Bahh I'm always up that late, not sure why, even though I'm 14 and I should be going to sleep like at 10 or something, sorry, I can't go to sleep that early. I've tried getting used to it for school, it just never happens.

[GPoulton95]

tobin i have gameplay footage of GTA IV its on my channel ;)

[PurpleHaze324]

the myth is debunked! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

you guys are hilarious!

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[batousaimmr]

Lol the looks you both had in the end!

[OriginalRompy]

the world ends with you. on ds. wooo

[tobin00]

Hell yeah!

[snoeman898]

GTA 4 has 16 player multiplayer, crap I just kicked my cod 4 habbit now I'm gonna be back off the wagon.

[Gangster240212]

nintendo have officaly announced that tony hawks and a new ssx are being designed to work for the wii fit board for christmas. (wii fit is awesome but pricey)

[tobin00]

Wow, I hadn't heard that. I don't care about tony hawk, but SSX could be fun, as long as they get the controls EXACTLY right.

[drewromeo]

tobin did u hear about the sonic RPG coming out??? omg....

[Liam000077]

Hmm...on the mario kart release I think because we got fucked over the release of SSB:Brawl then they've decided to release Mario kart over here earlier this time.

[Limoaz]

Oh my god guys. IGN just done a review on GTA IV. Gave it a 10/10. I seriously can't wait! They had a video review... the gameplay and graphics look absoloutley amazing. Tuesday seems so far away.

[tobin00]

Yeah, seriously. My woman is gone this weekend, I wish I had GTA4 to play at full volume for 24 hours a day.

[Madad134]

The thing is, it's IGN that gave that review.

[aXque]

You guys are so funny, I actually laugh irl when I watch this.

[tobin00]

Thanks, that's awesome!

[Naraku111]

do a review on age of conan :D

[OpethPennywise]

dont ban static... static gooooooood

[Diehanddieverletzt]

So, no games out huh tobin? So how far are you throgh Bioshock again?

Please play it! the best shit is coming up!

[tobin00]

There's some good games we got to play this week. Wait for our review of The World Ends with You. :)

[Couly]

HL2 uses source engine AS WELL AS havok, they're not based on each other like some incestuous orgy.

[SoUpthere]

it would be cool if u guys added, some video game posters or something in the background, just to spice it up a bit, yanno

[tobin00]

Well, we film in my kitchen, so I can't exactly spice it up very much or my fiancee will kill me. :)

[elchamber]

Finally saw 3rd rock. Porn Video game? Yes the Japanese has done it. Well... to well... level creepy.

[CabooseHK]

About oblivion armors and levels people bit torrent it..... i mean what?

[blackdragonrc]

oh god... sapporo... how could u guys stoop so low!

[tobin00]

Hey don't knock Sapporo, it's delicious!

[Duffman1111]

dude, Sapporo IS delicious, i've never seen em' in cans like that. i wish your guys's taste in games was as good as your taste in alcohol (lol). but seriously, you guys lost a lot of points on this episode. well, at least for me. never finished a GTA game? i could understand Bioshock but not GTA.

[elchamber]

Anyone here seen the GTA4 intro on youtube. I don't mine the load time(for now). All the time you start the game or just once.

[NTkill3r15]

I posted a 60 second review for you guys as a response from my other acount NTkill3r15. I hope you guys play it on the show!

[tobin00]

Thanks, we'll check it out!

[AdamGONECRAZY]

ok thanks!

[vashu8o8]

i really like that you guys added a timeline of the reviewed games so people can fast forward to a desired game review if in a hurry.

awesome idea, keep doing it please :D

[yuzow]

Big props to Magenta on the forums for helping us out with all the timestamping every week.

[hbkfan4lifeohyea]

hey guys since you have jack to play look up mario flash games then you click on the thing that says best mario games then you can play really good mario flash games and sonic games and cursor games and tank games so please go to it its awesome

[cooleo1208]

hey guys would you like SSBB if it had Rosalina as a playable character?

[salvo711]

good idea! personally i think they shouldve added Midna...

[salvo711]

LOL NOOBTOOB as a gardening podcast... my grandmother would watch it every damn week, rofl! gotta love those tomaters!

ive been waiting for this episode for a long time, bwahahaha, feel the pain, yuzo and tobin XD i can see it now: tobin screaming "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GIRL TOUCHING!?" and yuzo screaming "WHERE IS THE BOY TOUCHING!?" LOL...

hey yuzo, why dont you like game names with the dreaded colons? ::::: dum dum dum :::::

[CannotNotSleep]

Hey guys Keep up the good work! Luv the show! Next Time you guys should have an whose got the biggest moobs contest... LoL

[tobin00]

Oh good lord, that would be HORRIBLE! Heh.

[thebenchwarmer]

the drinking? heh

[thebenchwarmer]

wow.. i wonder why you guys can drink in every eps.. it's like a theme especially with those precious-looking wine bottles in the back.. i wish i could do a job that allows drinking, lol

[tobin00]

This isn't our job, we do this out of love for the Noobtoob community. :)

[thebenchwarmer]

well than that's awesome. so what exactly do you guys do as a job if you can say

[thebenchwarmer]

wow.. i could probably see myself doing this.. i would find it fun.. talking about video games, joking, and complaining.. hm.. i would love to do what you guys do.. :( i wish i could get paid to... lol, yeah right.. o.O

[Psyk0sys]

Tobin wats ur PSN? i know you prob hate PS3 but maybe ur on occasionally idk.

[kid26528]

half life 2 uses the havoc engine(i think)at least on the ps3. It says it when you start up the orange box on the ps3

[hAteDbyYoU]

We (Australian's) drive on the left. Just so you know.

[deadhand23]

cheal out mechquet

[Wirld]

Every episode is a nice treat which adds to my gaming knowledge.

[daniel164]

On wikipedia I found out that GTA IV have made there own physics engine, and everytime you hijack a car it is never hijacked the same way twice. I heard somewhere else that you can hijack a semi by climbing to the top of it and then jumping inside to hijack the driving semi.

[ynotplay]

hi this is alf1 on noobtoob and i have a game that you may like for the psp it is called beats and it is like gh3 but for the psp and if you have music on your psp then you can use them i may do a 60 sec review but i only have my mob but any way just try it i think you will like it

[daniel164]

The world will never know Lol

[gedlongbow]

wait... nitrogen in ur mulch? im scared xD

ur podcasts pwn tho

[FranksDead]

cant wait for you guys to talk about gta 4, its gonna be great

[OuendanCyrus]

UK is getting Mario Kart first because they're getting raped with Super Smash Bros.'s release date which is at the end of June

[tobin00]

Yeah, but you know me, I'd rather have Mario Kart than SSBB.  :)

[light101]

tobin and yuzo.. you guys were ASKING to get shooped when you did that beginning...

[digaogrunge]

Heeeeey tobin! I´m watching at the same time as you! cursor*10 is the shit! Play Aquaria from bit-blot, great indie game

[tobin00]

Thanks for the recommendation, I'll try to check it out!

[Uppers06]

oh and were you thinking of Back to the future?

[Uppers06]

Australians drive on the left.

[doit86]

u dudes anti GTA or just keeping it low profile?

good ep BTW

[yuzow]

We typically don't talk about games as new releases until the week they're out. So 89 won't have it, but 90 will have it as a new release. And after we play it, we'll talk about it in 91.

[doit86]

no worries Yuzo, thnx for the response

[TheP1x3l]

Meh. The Japanese make some of the best games too ^_^

[SCGod]

Yuzo, you still kick ass

-7he_7h!ng from the forums

[orangeflood]

beat cursor*10 on my first try.(barely)

[cristian9correa]

hey if you want you can play a really good game that was originally made by square enix but it was sold to another company. Its a really good game and its called GUNBOUND just google the game GUNBOUND and it will take you to the website where you need to download it. Its a good strategy game anyways if you do decide to play it message me online

[cristian9correa]

oh and by the way its free

[cristian9correa]

oh and by the way the game is free

[sage513]

You havent heard anything good about the wii wheel...really? I've heard really good things about it....well we'll have to wait

[tobin00]

Yeah, I've heard about it being a lot worse than just using a gamecube controller.

[crimso727]

when you were talking about fps'ers bouncing and stuff...dont they do that in cod4

[tobin00]

No, modern ones don't. We were saying that crappy old games do. And Might and Magic. :)

[crimso727]

when you were talking about fps'ers bouncing and stuff...dont they do that in cod4

[soulsforsale5s]

Good episode - "Scarface" is NOT a Scorsese movie, it is a Brian De Palma movie. Just felt like being a know-it-all asshole there.

[yuzow]

Good catch soulsforsale. For some reason I always seem to lump it in with all the other classic Scorsese gangster movies.

[sethguy45]

good episode

[flipaznboy10]

lol he wax

[tobin00]

I do no such thing. I've just got no chest hair. :)

[platanoconaguakate]

sucks for you lol

[olliezero]

This episode in particular was just...so wrong. lol

[TheMullet2000]

The guys who did the Okami Wii port was Ready at Dawn, the God or War: CoO devs. So that's definatly a good sign.

[gopackers61]

rondo of swords looks just like fire emblem.

[gopackers61]

dude yuzo and tobin. im really excited cuz im movin to california this summer and im probably gonna try to go to e3 2008! WHOO!

[tobin00]

Nice, I'd like to check out E3 sometime too. You should check out PAX, it's a trip!

[xombie25]

Hey, if you still need an addicting game to play check out Heli Attack 2. It's my favorite flash game out there.

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[SCGod]

lol i love the arrow sound Yuzo mentions.

LOL

[yuzow]

Heh, got a timestamp? I don't remember making any weird sounds :)

[SCGod]

No I meant the arrow sound you make is brilliant, but that sucks it makes that sound in the xbox 360 version =_=