Clark and Michael: Stand-Up Comedy

[1181566]

Unexpected finish XD

[RefusetoListen]

They're the George Carlins of their time.

[EBOWARRIOR]

Did anyone else get the joke beyond the jokes?

[xaimeeoreillyx]

I fancy the pancy of Clark Duke !!!!!!

[iAmTheCoon]

@xaimeeoreillyx fuck is wrong with you? Cera is infinitely better looking

[xaimeeoreillyx]

@iAmTheCoon well that maybe......i have very weird taste in men.....like extremely WEIRD ~!!! :)

[funkyman94]

@xaimeeoreillyx

I am pretty fucken weird

[xaimeeoreillyx]

@funkyman94 its good to be weird....if we were all normal barbie doll people life would be shit...

[H5F6CJBT]

fish are human too..lol..

[Saigonsharpnel]

is it suppose to be a pun, the cock in the cereal joke, or is it just to break the joke pattern with the obscene? catch off guard?

[lippskiid]

@Saigonsharpnel yeah.it was pretty stupid

[Saigonsharpnel]

@lippskiid haha ok, im not american so thought it was like an , how u say "insaid da jooku" (swedish accent shinig through)

[BSTtricktips]

@Saigonsharpnel l0l i laughed so hard after i said that in an accent. at first i was like... wtf does that mean?!

[iAmTheCoon]

@Saigonsharpnel catch off guard

[youshitsukohi]

Clark's laugh @ 5:05 is so funny

[ThellWall]

sheeps in the baaathroom lol

[yusefdoodie]

I loved the cargo one

[limbo616]

didnt werk!!!!

[katie2333]

clark and micheal = awsemoness :) Their show is so hilarous

[iPodTouch1024]

lol they were having so much fun being stupid

[usnationalist]

mother fuck- I can only hear every other fucking word in this video. And I am pissed... because I know I watched it a year or 2 ago and it was awesome. What the fuck.

[thelonelystory777]

this was really funny , they laughed at their own jokes on purpose to make it more funny

[mckendo83]

No the point is it all a big set up for the ridiclous joke at the end.

[PlasterNipples]

oh god deliciously awkward! I love it!

[ManxBucks]

this was so funny

Made me want to cringe, but it rocked, cause it was painful yet humorous

[JLDenmead]

i love Clark and Michael ... brilliant

I miss their show. I would love to see some new episodes.

[SteelLeech]

masterohumans, sadly not everyone is intelligent enough to realise the ACTUAL humour behind this. Some people only laugh at obvious stuff, this is a little more intricate, and its not even THAT hard to get, sadly you are one of those people that do not understand slightly more subvert humour.

[bottomdogman]

you realize the joke is they are making fun of making jokes right ? laughing at the idea of stand up...

[jtcconnolly]

yea idk why ppl can't get this?

[jaflam]

do some people not realize that this is a hilarious act? and the point is to make you cringe.

[lofedizzle]

kind of lame

[SpaceshipBeebe]

wow these jokes are so old

[BenjaminSean49]

thats kinda the point of the video...

[SpaceshipBeebe]

no...even the masterbating cock and the end part was old and way lame

[KingKungFuCantona]

It was supposed to be. The whole thing is just to set up how simple-minded they are.

[mychocolateromance]

ha ha aw.

[SteelLeech]

Oh please make more things together. Oh and Mikey, GO MAKE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE!!

[WellWellMrBond]

What is this fuckery?

[Alkhir69]

Die.

[billygoyboy]

Fuckery? I love it!!!!

[WellWellMrBond]

Oh, I see what's happening. All the fangirls/boys have trouble seeing something negative about these two, so they give all of those comments a thumbs down.

I'm a fan of Michael Cery and I'm even a fan of lame jokes, but this was just appalling.

[killerpeas]

your a fan of michael cery? haha ya know it would be real fan like if you could actually spell his name right.

[cleanyournose]

this coming from the guy who spelt you're "your" eat some cock you fucking queen

[masterohumans]

The joke was how lame the performance was. They even laughed at their own jokes for Christ's sake.

[Strongfacedman]

Why do fish live in salt water?

-Cus pepper makes them sneeze, fish are people too

Hahahahha

[jenn8807]

these are my kind of jokes

hahaha

love it :)

[pijb22]

what was the answer to the man who was fired from the M & M company?

[KerryEillen]

cause he threw away all the m&m's that had W's on them

[chapo1217]

that was the most awsome 5 hand slap ive ever seen

[DoPeRiDe123]

pretty crappy jokes.

[semiretarded]

...the point.

[DoPeRiDe123]

ehh, i was just expecting a little better from them.. Michaels hilarious, but those jokes were B grade.

[RobertGoulet298]

that was the point..... they tell really stupid, childish jokes that only a 5 year old would find funny... and then make a joke about a police officer masturbating a huge cock in his breakfast cereal.....

totally classic.

[billygoyboy]

brilliant approach to humour, for a coupla' young guys, early in their respective careers.

[scoobledopp]

@RobertGoulet298  err.. yeah, probably shouldn't have read that complete spoiler comment that is right next to the video before watching it.

[RobertGoulet298]

@scoobledopp Sorry man! Don't take it out on me, take it out on everyone who up voted it to the top!.....

[sdjbass]

great payoff joke

[Djabcd123dB]

What's the song that played in the beginning there?

[CB810]

I think it's Strange Magic by ELO

[STBonecrusher21]

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Youuuu are underrrr coverrr. Like a police officer!

lol

[janesmith1990]

haha I love clarks shirt

[xcutesht]

I love Clark and Michael<3

[danrobnel]

love it

[scottTurnbull]

yes he is, hes minor role, at the party outside

[Stinkyx3]

Car go beepbeep <3

I love you Michael and Clark

[sixpackspy]

routine didn't require 5:30 of preparation for the punchline...

[meh88]

ahh go choke on a fuckin dick assface.

[Jessilypb7]

yeah hes from Superbad and hes so hot.Dude Furr real i alwyas get made fubn of because I think hes hot.

[distiller619]

he's pretty shmexy..

[AgentHappyDay]

is the kid in the hat the guy from superbad?

[FlumpdeBump]

there both in superbad dumass

[AgentHappyDay]

hey so um, first off, fuck you, now i know michael cera's name. and second off, fuck you again, you're wrong, the clark guy (mickey mouse) isn't in superbad. eat shit and die. have a nice day.

[deaddarling333]

um yeah he IS he's in the party scene following Seth and then again in the Becca scene and then he says 'whoa fogell's a badass' when they "arrest" him.

[StratMan215]

he is in superbad you dumb cunt watch jules' party scene again

[AgentHappyDay]

holy shit, heaven forbid i should actually be wrong..i'm so sorry sir, it won't happen again..oh and that nasty oxygen habit you have? the sooner you quit, the better

[ashamartin]

Love them both, but I don't think essentially being a featured extra in a movie makes you "from" that movie.

You probably didn't realize Clark was in "Superbad" until it came out on DVD...

[tophacud]

this is brilliant, at approx 4:38 clark strategically moves his body so the mic casts a shadow resembling an 3r3ction right above the mickey ears, successfuly creating a huge b00ner and fuzzy t3st!cles!!!!!!!!!!

[Mikedotcom]

nice catch. sublimental messages

[ih8music]

i'm all for "alternative comedy" but this was simply lame.

[dancinROBOT123]

this is fantastic. i love how you can hear the people in the audience trying to decipher the jokes. i love it.

[OffMyRocker89]

I have told the "Car go" joke about seven times today.  No joke. Although it is a joke.

[usnationalist]

puntastic. i loved it.

[KalliValette]

Hahaha, brilliant.

[fredyzpt]

a huge cock and then he masturbated it

[themasterbakerrr]

Haha, these dudes are brave.

[tzutzusujecucu]

u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccc­cccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[06feebz]

I have no idea why you guys didn't think this was funny!

Those jokes were genius. What do you call a cat in the freezer? A catsical. Get it? CATsical. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously though, that joke made me laugh for ages.

[xinvictusx]

This didn't make me laugh. Reminded me of Michael Clark Duncan for some reason. Wasn't he in the green mile? LoL ^__^ xD =P!!!!!

[aryden]

this is fairly terrible

[nailbomb87]

This is awesome

It pisses me off that you guys are funnier and younger then me

[Erilis000]

God, they know they're horrible; they're just making fun of the crowd for laughing with them.

That high five at the beginning describes their whole style of comedy.

[btm527]

as much as i love michael cera, this blows

[WrongHeaded07]

Deconstructive comedy. I've been drinking but I'm somewhat certain that description makes sense.

[WrongHeaded07]

Deconstructive comedy. I've had some vodka but I think that makes sense lol.

[smilesxxxregrets]

hahaha i lost my shit when michael said "car go beep beep"

the best part is that only he could make that so funny

and TOTALLY diggin clark's shirt :)

[modernhustle]

bahahahaha.

[WrongHeaded07]

That crappy high-five made me belly laugh.

[croutonochrist48]

the police joke at the end is the best.

michael cera being nasty :P

[EliFreeling]

nice payoff fucking classic

[bigbacon345]

that was so fucking good so good

[JillieLee]

Seriously the two of you are fucking GENIUS! I'm obsessed.

[bigbacon345]

No joke huh? I'm way hooked

[Molly718]

You guys should sell those to a popsicle stick company or something.

[Ange1cake]

oh my gosh, love them

[heatsketch]

If i was gay i would be all over these guys

[forrestblack]

exactly.. it's not the joke. it's the delivery.

[PJ1401]

Is it really stand up if your reading off paper and just telling jokes to each other? Pretty lame u guys......Pretty lame

[geronimohigh]

you missed the point entirely, watch more of their stuff, do some research..... funny as sh@#

[Molly718]

Hooray for the All-Time Quarterback song at the end!

Fantastic video, boys. As always.

[Iammakingausername]

I like the ELO

[weenyNoswald]

yikes

[DavidH1]

Why does a chicken lay eggs?

Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

[fleeperzonk]

Great shirt.

[incubuschick927]

haha hilarious

this was totally filmed at my school and i can hear myself in the audience lmao

[a5assmonky]

This is deliciously awkward.

[babylonian]

We knocked the audience's socks off of their assholes and into the field.

[elvispresleyweeps]

awesome. Love you GM!

[UnklRudi]

Only Mike could get away with a routine like this... or maybe Andy Kaufman. But he's dead... probably.

[isadoraseventeen]

Exactly, their styles are so similar.

[anamanaguchi]

i also love the murmur after the croaking joke, someone had to repeat it to a friend

[anamanaguchi]

Just the stage he was going through! Brilliant!

[ilovemichealcera]

i love you micheal cera the one thing in life i have to do b4 i die is meet yooooouuuu i cant wait

[paleandgold]

this is ridiculous. i have tears in my eyes.

[imjusttoouber]

aaaahhhahahahahaha

this MADE MY DAY.

i love you guys

[KILLELIOT]

clownin

[mediocritygirl]

HAHAHAHAHA "do we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?"

the last two jokes were the best.

[JitterbugProductions]

More like 'Last Open MIKE Night!' ...Cuz his name is Michael....

~Jitterbug

[fleeperzonk]

ahaha

[skiffx]

whoever thinks this is funny go die now please.

[lkikaiderl]

why do you care, and why do you watch it?

[soniahazard]

wow..you guys rule.

p.s. best song ever there at the end.

[Catfightproductions]

The 'Laugh In' and online poker shout outs at the end were priceless.

[mad31dux]

This is horrible.

[WellWellMrBond]

Dude, I agree. And all the fangirls are giving you thumbs down because you dare to say anything back against Michael.

[bobopa]

hahahahahhahahahahaaa you guys are the best

(get a tv show)

[shrewlaura]

I'm not sure what I was expecting, but that definitely was not it! LOL Awesome.

[kbird4]

it was WORTH the seven minutes