Top 10:- Homer Simpsons Quotes

[doureuh]

"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T."

[EmaSkye555]

What about when he's in the devil costume and he sings "I am evil Homer"

[kelpie555]

mine out of these is gym? (g-y-m-e) whats a gyme? (gym) oh hahaha a gyme!

[Ophiuchus123456789]

My personal favourite in the episode where Lisa helps Homer win in gambling: -

"Maaaarge, gambling is a victimless... except Moe hehehehehehehe."

[Foolanna]

Can't get the exact quote together but...

Homer: I don't want to go to New York. It's full of criminals.

Marge: Homer! Don't judge people you've never even met!

Bart: Only Russians are like that

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

No quotes from the Max Power episode??

[TheRandoms124]

what ep is on 0:49

[infiniteplanes]

Was expecting it to end with "Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?"

[HSimon1981]

DOH!

[cosmicshambles]

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

[PyroclasticMind]

I AM SO SMRT

[Fuliginosus]

"If they can kill the Kennedys why can't they make an instant coffee that tastes good?"--Homer J. Simpson

[Magwi1]

Best scene

Bart (through radio): I am Bartron and I'm invading planet Earth

Homer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Then Homer goes past Bart's door with a shotgun

[sportsman796]

I am so smrt I an so smrt S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T

(room on fire) LOL

[123456789uber]

ive created the perfect jury... black beard and the 1982 philadelphia flyers

[bravesfan1018]

You missed my favorite: "You will have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

[LolLordy]

my fav is "awwwww why do my actions have to have consequences"

[TOOLMAN09100]

hello mr. tompson." i think hes talking to you"

[IainDBlackburn]

You forgot D'oh I forget, but the meaning is... I forget that as well...

[TheNextCorleone]

There are soooooooo many better ones than these! What about Lisa on Ice? There are so many good ones in that episode alone!

[funnyasfuc]

@dragknuckel yes, bitey!

[robkematio]

Ha, potassium benzoate!

[TYROSGEN]

@robkematio That's bad lol



[lllllillllllllillll]

gym? whats a gym?

[dragknuckle]

I call the big one "bitey."

[philstew33]

not having videos with these quotes.

That's a paddlin.

[TheWestcoastDAVEY]

theez quotes sucked

[TheJayman213]

OUCH! H stands for hot!?!

[football44762]

wheres i sleep in a big bed with my wife?

[wafflewaffle90]

i'm going to try to spell out Homer's crazy fit. here it goes....

MARGE: Go crazy?

HOMER: Don't mind if i do! WAAAABLBLBLblbl. WEH. BLBLBEH. BLE HEH HOO HEH HOO HEH HOO vpp vpp ha dab eh da. WAAAH!

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

I'm wasting away!! I'm down to a B-cup!!! LOL

[cam68440]

It's all just a bunch of stuff that happens.

[Jetli2013]

2:13 = BEST QUOTE

[theferrariwrecker]

yeah...dont forget to bring back my car... jusst slide it under the door

[Walpernator]

Dont mind if I do!!! Blahdapodifjadlkapofdaij

[zex95966]

Stupid sexy Flanders!

[paulothemagnifico]

@zex95966 Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all...

[firesanker]

@paulothemagnifico XD, thats from when Flanders has that suit on, and Homer can't stop thinking of him, XDXD. Nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at aallllllllllll.... Stupid Flanders!!

[jazzykid1]

"That's bad, that's good"-classic. Although I like the "My name is Mr Burns" one is good. I also love the "No TV and no beer make Homer something something." I read that to test a Simpsons fan, say that. If they don't correct you with "go crazy" then they are not a true Simpsons fan.

[fatso2992]

One of my personal favorites

I saw it in a movie about a bus that had to Speed across a city because there was a bomb in it and if it's Speed ever fell below 50 the bus would explode. I think the movie was called "The bus that couldnt slow down"

[Trentiscool9]

@fatso2992 if u ever played gta vice city, there was a mission just like that but it was in a limo instead

[TrueBackLash]

Homer: (looking at a Gym) Gyme, what's a gyme? (Goes inside) Ohhhhh a gyme.

[XdynomightX]

best quote:no tv and no beer make homer simpson something something!

marge:go crazy?

homer: dont mind if i do!@!@!@!

[meangurlz826]

awsum

[HereBesMe]

Krusty "sex cauldron, i thought they closed that place down"

[Luigisonicfan15]

I love these lazy saturdays, it's Wednesday homer ahhhhhh work

[babbert97]

Earls a machine!

[Synbios89]

Potassium Benzoate (E212)...That's bad! (but good at preventing mold yeast and bacteria)

[philosophermike]

Every time I learn something new, something old gets pushed out of my brain

[HSimon1981]

Goodnight, Barney, don't forget 2 bring back my car 2morrow, just slide it under the door.

[Ottoguitar51]

my fav is

"OH!!, I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money!!

[bball708]

LOL I'm down to a B cup

[dancinfeetrule]

when they where recording the i am so smart one the guy accidentaly said s-m-r-t they liked it so much they kept it

[hk47829]

Yeeeesh, it stinks in here, Homer, are you putting the new newspapers over the old ones? Do you have a better idea?

[arni1337]

homer: This makes me go something something

marge: Go crazy ?

homer: Dont mind if i doo *wierdnoises*

[catfirelord191]

i am so smart... i am so smart... i am so smart... i am so smart... SMRT... i mean SMART

'Hello, im Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me'

'ok Mr Burns, what is you first name?'

'i... dont... know'

[kpinchy15]

"every time i learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain" that scene always makes me laugh

[Lochsabre]

The only really good one here was the "I dont know" mr burns one. Love it. The frogurt one is also hilarious, but is mostly the salesmen and not homer.

[Thethingummything]

The guy hu uploaded this, WE LOVE U!!!!!!!! Hilarious.

[willmott2k10]

Ahaha that had to be top 1 to be fair, though I wanted to hear the rest of what happens in that scene aha the one where Homer goes crazy is so funny xD

[M1N1K0B3]

I'm wasting away! :S I'm down to a B-cup :(

lmao

_____

Good night Barney! Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow... Just slides it in unders the zoor... rofl

[renegade19674]

i have three kids and no money...Why cant i have no kids and three money?

[TheMrhalo3]

Hello my name is Mr. Burns

Hello Mr. Burns, whats your first name?

I don't know.

[TheMother3fanatic]

@TheMrhalo3 his first name is carl

[NaivaxWolf]

@TheMother3fanatic Mr. Burns first name is Charles. Making his full name "Charles Montgomery 'Monty' Burns. :3

[TheMother3fanatic]

@TheMother3fanatic well when i heard it i sounded like carl

[adambelfast1]

@TheMrhalo3 yes we heard it in the video

[DazzleGlow]

@TheMrhalo3 LOL my ultimate fave!

[adamthreethreethree]

@TheMrhalo3 montgomery

[XAdmPopeye]

@TheMrhalo3 i literally laughed for a week when i first saw this episode. I couldn't help it

[SnowIsMyName]

homer to barney: "dont forget to bring my car in tomorow. just slide it under the door" lol, probably the funniest quote there

[c0naaan]

A gym? What's a gym? Ohhhhhhh, a gym!

[diemac2]

Don't mind if I do

[Bilama]

so goood:D:D

[drumsalive]

hahahahah!!!!:))

[jonybrown]

From now on I am not going to jerk off again!

[bbphnix]

@jonybrown what's that got to do with anything?

[jonybrown]

@jonybrown you might dunno that Homer Simpson has said so!!!

[MrGrog88]

"quick! somebody turn something on im starting to think!"

[looney1023]

Excuse me? You forgot

"Here's to alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"

and

"To start press any key. Where's the any key! I think I'll have a tab. (Presses tab button"

[GdoubleWB]

@BloodyBusterSword

It's "potassium benzoate".

[putthefuinfun]

@BloodyBusterSword Potassium Benzoate

[pearyb84]

@BloodyBusterSword Potassium Benzoate not potasium benzerweight

[TheSkadoosher]

@BloodyBusterSword Actually its potassium benzoate... not that it really matters though...

And great clips!

[SlowJoman]

@BloodyBusterSword learn how to spell benzoate jerk wad, poor attempt u illiterate dog

[321cheeseman]

@BloodyBusterSword

>benzerweight

Really?

...Really?

[BloodyBusterSword]

@321cheeseman hey, can't blame me, didn't really learn that in chemistry until the later part of last year ):

[andhiandhiandhi]

You missed out "stupid sexy Flanders!"!

[TheRileyCoyote]

Whats you first name?...I dont know! hehehe

[drmario711]

makes me something something

[Willage5565]

Go Crazy?

[BeefNoodles911]

Don't Mind of i do!

[doggahuskhusk]

@drmario711 potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate potassium benzoate

[Uberskull]

@doggahuskhusk Looks like you ate a cursed frogurt topping that contains potassium benzerweight. 'tis a terrible curse indeed X)