Skyrim ATTEMPTING to kill the Emperor with a carrot

[TheXenonStudios]

*brandishes carrot* "I'll shank'ye!!!!!"

[hobosrcool730]

oh they're CABBAGES CABBAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN! CABBAGES CABBAGES, LEAFY AT THE CORE!!!

[WAKETEEN]

what the top comment isnt the 1 where he is like you dare threaten my people with lettuce and carrots youtube suxs

[whenfatpeoplefall]

use illusion spell tele-ken-KNEE-sis!

[reichstag10]

Stuff it in his butt hole!!

[mattyy101]

use telekinisis!!!

[Jason47D]

i thought the emperor was trying to trick me so i used mark for death the make him weak. i was getting ready for this epic fight vs some OP mage but he staggered back and a cup fell on his head and he died :D

[asalizard]

funny as shit»»««

[Twigge125]

Fun fact, the emperor is voiced by Wes Johnson, the guy who voiced male Imperials in Oblivion.

[TZIDuffman]

LOL i remember when the video was named killing the emporer with a carrot and it had LOTS of dislikes and since he added ATEMPTING the bar has changed from red to green thumbs up if you saw this back in der day to of seen the dislikes/likes

[MrDDoc]

@TZIDuffman I erm *cough* have no idea what you're talking about.

[TZIDuffman]

@MrDDoc NOR DO I!

[166bull]

FUS RO DAH up his ass

[Emsipuu]

Why is pick up item Y?

[DurzaMajiks]

Use telekinesis to throw the carrot at him. See if that works :D

I got arrested for throwing a bucket at a woman.....

[MrDills19]

its vegborn !



[redlink559]

when i did this he didnt see me come in so i put a arrow in his knee ^.^

[MegaZina24]

Who chose this music?!

[cab3666]

cheater u used a book lol

[ghostofChrist]

lololol

[Waffleman247z]

Love how you tried to kill him with a book afterwards.

[ImNonk1]

Nice song.

[darktailsdoll666]

Well. Sheogorath is proud my friend.

[musicbitch182]

Duuuude, someone on Skyrimnexus should make a mod so that you can use day to day stuff as weapons, like a broom, crafting hammer, shovel, rake...or even...a dagger carrot!

[downfall1996]

@musicbitch182 on steam workshop there is a mod which allows you to use almost every item as a weapon.. each with its own damage and category (dagger, war-axe)..

[ROGA221]

use telekinesis, launch the carrot at him.

[Waffleman247z]

Damn. Havent heard this song since I was about 7.

[AudiVideLatere]

omg ive been watching disney music vids all day. then i come across this and hear savages.

[johhnyboyish]

Hit 7 twice fast not repeatedly :D

[XfakexxmanX]

@johhnyboyish it sound like milf haha

[PORKCHOPK1LLZ]

derp.

[Holamellamopancho1]

Well, he DID say "attempting".

[UsernameHerePeople]

Slight chance with Telekinesis to do this XD

[NinjaBabyOfDeath]

where is the emperor

[darthriper]

learn telekinesis and try this again you might be able to kill him.

[SniperSpartanSupport]

What song is this??

[solidsnake30000000]

Le sword name?

[NinjaBabyOfDeath]

@solidsnake30000000 glass

[solidsnake30000000]

@NinjaBabyOfDeath ._.

[solidsnake30000000]

@NinjaBabyOfDeath 1.Thats Chillrend 2.I was talking about the black one.

[Alex95461]

haha i killed the emperor by using telekinesis on a book and throwing it at him

[Morgothlord47]

what is this beautiful song

[Darksunjiiin]

@Morgothlord47 It's from Pocahontas :o (sp?)

[SackFulloApplez1993]

They're cabbage, cabbages.

[TheZangoose1]

guy: :D *staps* emperor with carrot

emperor:WTF

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[gamewalrs]

lol i killed him using telekinesis and a cabage

[TheMegadude888]

*Ulfric Stormcloak pokes the Emperor with a carrot*

Emperor: OH ITS ON

*And so the War between The Empire and the Stormclokas began...*

[Squashism]

@TheMegadude888 Ulfric Stormcloak did nothing to the emperor hence why hes alive. Ulfric killed High King Torygg

[tehmicmac]

Sean Connery is the emperor of skyrim?!?!?!?!?!? 

[JPR300]

wuts the name of song?

[beydragon2000]

@JPR300 this song is from the movie pocahontas when some colonists are going to fight native americans

[LordPastachio]

shanked?

[KingBadass9001]

Hurr durr lets kill people with inanimate objects hurr durr.

[waterlowj1]

i did it with a tankard

[simpower7]

song?

[0EricBryan0]

Do you have to be a stormcloak to meet the Emporer? If not what quest is it?? Someone help me!

[thebigbadwolf27]

@0EricBryan0 Dark brother hood quest.

[14eriksava]

The song made this for me

[mrkillerfish141]

I back stabbed him

[coolducky22]

how do you pick up stuff.

[koliber231]

whats the music?

[nadiareynard]

@koliber231 POCAHONTAS FTW <3

[datovs]

awesome soundtrack



[missamanda3010]

is it just me or does the emperor sound like king bradley from FMA? .___________.

[isphus]

You can actually deal damage with telekinesis. Throw stuff at the emperor til he is dead!

Btw i liked because of the music.

[ZxiwIncarnate]

The Emperor was like "Go ahead, I'm not going to fight you.", so I crouched, stole his key, and he started punching the shit outta me O_O.

...Then came my Dremora Lord... Who sliced off his head...

[tomatonose1000]

@ZxiwIncarnate beast

[dEmonzhEll]

@ZxiwIncarnate lmao the same happend to me but i just summond a frost atronach and it stabed him in the face and he flew out the window and i was like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuu...."

[ZxiwIncarnate]

@dEmonzhEll Haha, I did that exact same thing on my second save, except he glitched and got hung upside down on the ceiling o.0

So I opened up Fraps, but when I tabbed back in the game, he disappeared. O-o

[Tiber1234]

@ZxiwIncarnate

LOL I used fury on him and made him fight against his will.

[ZxiwIncarnate]

@Tiber1234 I thought of that, but I didn't think it would work lol XD

[zachnixon1994]

this is the stupidest video ive ever seen.....



[IKillyouwithGun]

Put it in his butt.

[Norwaykis123]

where do you find the emperor?

[PhatPhaceAllDay]

@Norwaykis123 Dark brotherhood mission don't upgrade their place after the mission they will ask u to

[FinallyNoticeable]

So funny story, i got a dragon priest mask right, it was magicka regenerates 100% faster. I sold it to the shop keeper in whiterun.* i used to be retarted* And then i killed him.

Just wanted you guys to know.

[epictuber11]

o my god hes got a carrot run!!

[putatoes]

Just use telekinesis with the carrot and you can kill him

[broncsfan767]

0:20

[Fallout3boy2077]

I HAVE A CARROT!! some people wont get this :L

[dfire909]

@Fallout3boy2077 Cheese! :D

[auqanova]

yay for pocahontas songs

[JackofBlades47]

maybe when you throw it with telekinesis?

[siddersization]

the carrot of dead got 101 damage

[battlehardened37]

analy assasinate him with the carrot. they did it with gadafi

[MuShTaNk]

wtf? missleading title,,,you used the book as well

[FearInflictor]

copyright

[CottonEyeJenkins]

fuck the empire, a nation ruled by the thalmor, screw high elves

[OfficialWheatley]

@CottonEyeJenkins i am a high elf. screw the thalmor.

[Naafalilargus]

@CottonEyeJenkins But, what choice do they have? sign a treaty or get wiped off from the face of Nirn? what would you do?

[MrAkramito]

@CottonEyeJenkins the empire ruling skyrim is what keeps the thalmor out the thalmor cant claim skyrim if the empire claims it and blame the thalmor not the high elves

[TehBloodyYank556]

@CottonEyeJenkins All hail the Empire! A nation ruled by and emperor under temporary treaty, as is the way of war. Screw the Dominion!

[coldwar252]

@CottonEyeJenkins glad im a dark elf, fuck windhelm, racist bastards

[666spiritofhell666]

@coldwar252 yeah, windhelm stormcloacs suck. Always like 'don't cross me elf', but that makes me want to cross them. otherwise, they're alright.

[TheFoxxKing]

@CottonEyeJenkins FOR THE NORD! x3 im a khajiit btw

[Beamish5495]

@CottonEyeJenkins NORDS FOR LIFE!!!!

[jdogg1793]

I used to kill emperor's, but then i took a carrot to the back...

[Evolfurnace]

Wait, where is this song from? It's extremely familiar but I don't rememebr where from. Peter Pan?

[DRFable1]

@Evolfurnace it's from pocahontas

[Evolfurnace]

@DRFable1 Oh yeah, watched that movie in English class.

[MonsterDesignz]

the title of this video made me laugh so hard!!

[geekymgee]

I

FOUND

A

CARROT!

[theawsomedude777]

I hate the Empire. Slaughtered the general's head

[Aerowolf1991]

thousand years of death jutsu

[KankuChan]

This made me laugh so hard.

[ArsenSiyunov]

Your an idiot

[SuperMicklovin]

@ArsenSiyunov *You're* 

[codster217]

this song is off pocahontas! that movie was awkward to see at age 15...

[AeroLord117]

I loved to hear that the brotherhood wanted the emperor dead.Did it gladly :D

[Truebells24]

with telekinesis you could kill him with a carrot it would just take to long

[goldthehegdehog]

wjats the weapon in his left hand :o

[Galenbarz]

stick it up his butt

[exchangestudidnt]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO



[akh94]

how did u get those swords ??

[Keysersoze19941]

Carrot is stronger than sword

[sora1131]

the carrot so strong it do negative damage

[spiderfighter2]

yay pocahontas!

[cyberguy6]

i killed the emperor, and then worked for the imperials xD

[tomatonose1000]

@cyberguy6 wow just...wow NICE 

[seanmc832]

"I FOUND A CARROT!" -Cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends

[Basty135]

You know I tried to assassinate the emperor once...... but than I took a carrot to the knee

[scoutpoz]

Once mastered, the carrot is a very deadly weapon

[MrTH0MAS05]

face book ahaha 0:29

[StormLight13]

he was going to kill the emperor, but he took a carrot to the knee o_O

[Boss949]

The Carrot Scroll VI Coming soon

[R3DX6F8]

The most powerful weapon in skyrim

Is it the daedric greatsword ?

Is it the daedric Bow

NO its the MOTHER FUCKING CARROT

[HippoShag123]

@R3DX6F8 its actually the deadric mace...

[Fallout3boy2077]

@HippoShag123 nope chuck testa its a daedric warhammer

[hahaha1171]

@R3DX6F8 terow that

[ShifuXiong]

Pocahontas SONG! SAVAGES!

[TheProbowler1]

I FOUND A CARROT!

[exprtgam3r]

He didn't seem so hungry 4 death. ;)

[passsim]

I never know that a emperor existed and i have bet the game :O

[theunknown5555]

thats gotta hurt..

[PwningTIDylan]

Anyone who disliked can't take a joke.

[WishyLH]

Sometimes I like to roll around on the floor and pretend that i'm a carrot.

[Areyourealythatdumb]

when i heard that the dark brotherhood wanted the emporer dead, i beheaded Astrid and slaughtered all the assasins, long live the empire!

[MrDDoc]

@Areyourealythatdumb me 2.

[smmk88]

@MrDDoc I am a imperial, but no one tries to chop off my head! And I have a habit of killing imperials and destroying empires from star wars.

[SuperKingIT]

@Areyourealythatdumb how... thay all got god mode.....

[emac424]

@Areyourealythatdumb u cant because after u join them they are main charecters and can only die at certain points, like after the emorer is dead

[356MONKEYMAN]

@Areyourealythatdumb same unfortunatly she soemhow survived and the others did too and they managed to kill him (i did it on my evil profile)

[RaijinHanshi]

@Areyourealythatdumb Fuck the empire and FUCK the imperials.

[discipleofhoudini]

@Areyourealythatdumb To hell with the empire!

[silvernug]

@Areyourealythatdumb lol...FUCK thanks ruined the brotherhood questline for me...

[nini55Videos]

@Areyourealythatdumb STORMCLOAK FUCK THE EMPIRE

[dilospino]

@Areyourealythatdumb fuck the emperor, now i have the fucking power of skyrim and that old man doesnt, because he is an asshole of an emperor with a horrible name

[sadlfgsfdhfd]

@Areyourealythatdumb i would of killed them all...then the emperor NO ONE LIVES HAHAHA

[PunkRockNoise]

@Areyourealythatdumb So you went with the team that tried to kill you. -_-

[LynaMahariel]

@Areyourealythatdumb Sithis shall deal with you two as he sees fit.

[IronicAtheist]

@LynaMahariel ROFL doesn't the dark brother hood... excuse my layman's terms... worship a corpse? Sure sithis is great and all, but sithis is not both immortal and invincible, both mortals have became immortals and immortals have become mortals according to elder scrolls lore... So sithis is technically a joke if he was to face any of the real threats, especially since sithis attacks with mortals and his "wrath" which is pretty weak :P

[mckhayes1916]

@IronicAtheist you take the game waaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously!

[IronicAtheist]

Meh, I was bored, would you rather I talk about politics or something... cause politics is a even more irrelevant :P

[iPadraigRyan]

@Areyourealythatdumb One receives 20k for doing it so you're an imbecile.

[TheBreakstorm3]

@Areyourealythatdumb i killed the emperor lol

[TheManerky]

@Areyourealythatdumb If your allegiance is with the empire, we haven't much to discuss.

[ultrasonic99099]

@Areyourealythatdumb stupid imperial bastard, the tried to decapitate you at the start of the game and yet you side with them, WTF?

[ultrasonic99099]

@Areyourealythatdumb @Areyourealythatdumb stupid imperial bastard, they tried to decapitate you at the start of the game and yet you side with them, WTF? your username is my question

[Necr0Cys2topsY]

@Areyourealythatdumb Screw the empire! I assassinate every Imperial I see.

[Dyathus]

@Areyourealythatdumb YOU IMPERIAL BASTARD !

[becky0899]

@Areyourealythatdumb I used to be an imperial like you well hell i still am

[bioniclefan1999]

@Areyourealythatdumb THE EMPIRE MUST FALL

[Pre0rdered]

@Areyourealythatdumb Forget the empire they used to be cool in oblivion but now there just idiots.

[Ilovevidgames123]

@Areyourealythatdumb ... now you don't have the summon spectral assassin power, Cicero's armor/Cicero as a follower, or the Blade of Woe. Joke's on you.

[Areyourealythatdumb]

@Ilovevidgames123 true, but we still have a none-racist emperor. if you told me that at the end of the DBquestline you asend the throne as emperor then fuck i'd kill him before he could even beat another heart beat but to my knowlage you dont. so....

[TheCobra1213]

@Areyourealythatdumb Wtf!? I didn't! F yeah! Kill the emporer

[MeisterAldian]

LOL

[TheCharlesChicken]

wow

[lilneoman1]

With telekenesis spell, you CAN actually kill someone with, for example, a carrot.

[OfficialJoosty]

jesus christ this video is epic i subbed