VE'RE SINKING! German Coast Guard

[MasterOfMist]

Ick mud absuse miden miney bell.

[321beth321]

LMFAOeinchen

[bryan4490]

i like to cut off my nipples??!!!

[MrDanzaw]

OMG :p

[TheGhostfreak212]

Damn they speak english like in japan xD

[Failomate5000]

@TheGhostfreak212 nah thats just this one guy i´m a pretty good english speaker :D

[kmj0831]

this was a super bowl commercial lol

[kingboy344]

XDDD

[BoBe1233]

Why would germany have a coast guard?

[mosseljaan]

@BoBe1233 maybe it's because they have 1484 miles of coast...

[EHKram]

well if he likes to cut off his nipples he should just do it .

[EricAR1512]

trolololololololololololo

[Lollator100]

Was hat er am Schluss gesagt?

Ich mag abzuschneiden mein Nippel?

[younatu51]

@Lollator100 ja

[TezzaMcJ]

why is this on this channel?

[Gedankenblitz15]

Oh Deutschland :D

[Sithlordxxxx]

Logics... WHY SHOULD GERMAN COAST GUARD LEARN ENGLISH AND NOT TOMMY'S LEARN GERMAN???

[jshaw6600]

@Sithlordxxxx

Because English is the universal language. 

[Sithlordxxxx]

@jshaw6600 No mate, English is imperialist language. And now they are sinking and that German guy couldn't give rats ass even if he wanted for their universal language. Stop being arrogant and start respecting other languages and learn them as well.

[jshaw6600]

@Sithlordxxxx

I like how you automatically assume i'm being arrogant.

Taken from wikipedia: "English remains the dominant language of international business and global communication through the influence of global media and the status of the United States as an economic superpower."

[Travaillons]

@Sithlordxxxx Because this is an ad about improving English.

[sharkfreak14]

wtf im german but I didnt understood what you sad

[ChrisPwnzAlll]

@sharkfreak14 Ich mag abzuschneiden meine Nippel xD

[kingboy344]

@ChrisPwnzAlll what tha fuck ? xD

[noobyLP]

@ChrisPwnzAlll What the fuck man xD

[thee2nd]

@sharkfreak14 then your deaf

[TheFearlessGFX]

Awesome! XD

[seaneagle]

LOL!!!

[WoWGamer007]

wozu englisch ? ^^ Und warum will er irgendwas mit seinen Nippeln machen ??? O.o

[scaramouchew]

epic :D

[GodlyFabregas]

were you tryin to say "I love cutting my nipples" = "Ich mag abzuschneiden meine nippel"

[MSRDGK]

Shwat Aresh You Dinking Bout..... "IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH"

[nAcolz]

You know what is wrong? Why should he improve his English? Let the english speaking dude learn German...

[undertaker26062000]

I as a german, LOVE THAT:)

[sobhironi]

skill level: German

[Zufod]

@sobhironi fuck off, stupid man.

[sobhironi]

@Zufod U G3R|\/|/\|\| |3R0?

[Zufod]

@sobhironi nope, it´s just chuck testa!

[iCeTxGeR]

@Zufod don´t be mad bro he just wanted to say that Germans are cool.

[Zufod]

@iCeTxGeR na klar.

[iCeTxGeR]

@Zufod ja und du bsit auch cool und so... xD

[ohDramaa]

hahahaha 

[VanillaPixas]

u like cut u nippels?

[MrRidinsolo98]

I'm offensive and I find this german

[Tapmasoooo]

'Ich mag abzuschneiden mein Nippel' lol

Its rather, 'Ich mag meinen Nippel abschneiden'

[to6ko9913]

hahahaha wath a fag :D

[SmittysTuts]

notice it said IMPROVE your english... not learn english

[bobothehobo23]

I like trains

[m4l1bu1337]

im german and i think its funny :D

[HungryZeus]

@valentinVEVO yes they were, i do history, they were

[drumlord159]

Did you know that Hitler had one ball? Now you know.

[ChuckNorris4242]

@levilinder rofl that made not really sense ^^google translate? :DD

[MrCreekyify]

Did you say that you like to cut your nipples in the End??? hahahahaha

[whiteboy7thstaddict]

Ive seen this before someone that came from holland showed me this :)

[thedivinegod]

what are you sinking about hahaha

[Realzehn]

Hahaha my German teacher showed me this video :D

[GKJusticar55]

Oh god. That German thing was hilarious.

[dominic667]

0:7 you touching yourself at night

[Cengiz159]

"Ich bin Franzose, für mich sind alle Deutschen Barbaren" THINKING

[B34TM3]

@iAfroza u know what? i completely agree with u, but let me add something, im actually norwegian, i HAVE learned english, i AM learning deutsch and i UNDERSTAND several other language!

[PSPhacking2009]

what did he say in the end in german?

[xxguitarhero48xx]

francais est tres facile.

[Cengiz159]

@xxguitarhero48xx NO!

[icanhazacomment]

My French teachers showed me this 1month ago

[levilinder]

Wenn Sie diese dann lesen können, sind Sie in Bezug auf Hitler.

[TheNinjanordundor]

But most germans are good at english. In germany, they learn english

[13RaFFa13]

0:40 2bucks likes to cut his nipples off ! :D

[TheBalnket]

@i @am @black...

[Shernoc]

Also, I HATE that everything on youtube that's german gets hated on for no reason. And I hate it too that some stupid people who don't understand that this whole story has been over for 70 years have to start the same discussion over and over again.

[Shernoc]

ick mag abschusneiden mein nibel? what? I mean I'm german and I didn't quite get what you wanted to say there^^

[skipPeRTh3Reaper]

MOAR ASIAN DUDES!

[artiejump]

OLD AS FUCK

[HungryZeus]

@SteamyGear Then why did they vote them into power?

[darklink92lu]

@HungryZeus werent you told in history class?

[valentinVEVO]

They weren't voted ... get your facts right before asking stupid questions.

[AzianHolla]

Hitler was Austrian.

[TheEckoEcho]

If you think all Germans are Nazi, Mother-Fucker you Better take a history Class

[Jumper76Anton]

@TheEckoEcho It's just that people from other countries don't like Germans.

That has a few reasons:

2 World wars on its name.

A stupid accent.

They are just trolling. I don't care it's almost a century ago that Germans made the first world war and more then half a century for the second one.

People that are still alive and where Nazi's are old as fuck. And also a lot of Germans hate their ancestors because of their deeds. And my own country has a shit accent as well so whatever. lol

[MightyManotaur22]

funny, but to be fair this isnt real life, its a commercial. but thats kinda nitpicky.

[Sandi315Productions]

@MightyManotaur22 Orly? I didnt notice the giant ad at the end to improve my Engrish.

[Mr007eds]

what r u ssthinking about ?// :D

[JoppixHD]

2Bucks:

"Ich mag abzuschneiden mein Bäll." =

"Ich mag meine Bälle abschneiden." =

"I'd like to cut my balls off."=

Weird.

[firstblood302]

was sollte der letzte satz heißen?

[EGL24Xx]

did he just pronounce ich as eek...

[iCeTxGeR]

did he really say i like to cut off my nipples ? o_O

[iCeTxGeR]

most Germans are german

[Aaron120303]

@iCeTxGeR Yes sometimes dogs are brown.

[deltamovie33]

@iCeTxGeR No shit, Sherlock

[iCeTxGeR]

@deltamovie33 xD... wenn mir halt langweilig ist ;))

[AJUKking]

haha

[kissmyass906]

YAA YA GUTEN HEINEKEN

[MajesticDicks]

He said something about his lovely nipples

[revolutionarysk8rs]

great know i hav to find TheTrollFreomHell's comment :/

[Mr007eds]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha :D this the most funniest one

[MindStorm301]

Was sagt er am ende ''ich mag ab absynth in mein nippel'' ?

[ChrisPwnzAlll]

@MindStorm301 Ich mag abzuschneiden meine Nippel

[MindStorm301]

Aber das ist echt weit verbreitet das die kein TH sprechen können bie denen kling das tshs

[widersfilmproduktion]

wer von euch ist deutsch?

[ChassisChristos]

Μαθε ελληνικα ρε πουστη Γερμανε

[Ronnie7X]

@ItsyBitsySpidey1  Nah it's cool

[bartso32]

how did u put this on video

[TastySoda]

@bartso32 -.-

[xXxSammYxXx21]

@TheLechin Haha Português Es Como Español.

[TheTrollFromHell]

not all germans are nazis

but they are all Richtofen

[SteamyGear]

@TheTrollFromHell "not all germans are nazis" are you kidding me? most german hate nazis!

[TheTrollFromHell]

@SteamyGear

ya ya ya

eat zet poop

0< *poop*

[Lightjcolby]

@SteamyGear yo buddy...have read that dudes youtube name yet?

[jmverhalle]

@SteamyGear yeah thats why they had to attack us twice

[IHKPK]

@jmverhalle

lol we didn't directly attack you we just had to go through your country to attack the French xD :P

[BigBForBoss]

@SteamyGear LOL 69 thumbs up

[CAxAmazing]

@SteamyGear so right or lets say it in german : ganz genau ^^

[SimplicityInItself]

@SteamyGear I have a German friend that loves to say he's a Nazi :/

Which is weird cause I'm Asian... he should be hating me Dx

[Jumper76Anton]

@SimplicityInItself No??? If you are an Asian Jew/gay/gypsy he should hate you.

Nazi's had nothing against Asians better said Japan was a country that supported the Nazi's and Japan is also Asia.

[KlemzeTV]

@SteamyGear so they hate themselves?.. Mother of god.

[darklink92lu]

@KlemzeTV wow u seriously have no clue what you are talking about. that was more than 70 years ago and that wasnt us, those were the generations before us. we have no influence on what our ancestors did.

[CoD4faNs1]

that german guy reminds me of dr Richoften

[TriXBoY59]

Hahaha

[115xxxCeReAlKi11eRxx]

@TheRimDoctor Don't rub it in >_<

[TheLechin]

aprende português é mais fácil.

[TrixKoMAToSe]

@TheLechin gracias lol

[FuryBrazil]

@TheLechin ai é, português é MUITO difícil.

[NickC5000]

@TheLechin portuguese is a retarded language...it's used in portugal and brazil, both poverty stricken countries that have nothing attractive about them. portuguese is used in 2 countries LMAO aprende espanol puta te ayudara mas que portugues

[BluesMSS]

@NickC5000 Have you ever been in Brazil or Portugal?

What you do not speak moron does not know

bitch.

[wrrranger]

@NickC5000 go suck a dick

[hjnsf]

@TheLechin lol

[shoksks]

@TheLechin aprendeR

[noahvdr10]

too soon

[jackfudgeu]

why the fuck are you all debating about English and who spoke it first and where it came from...just watch the fucking video.

[iFROS7]

Isnt English the second most spoken lanuage in the world? Topped by Mandarin of course!

[DayLame]

haha german people suck. english fo life

[TheZebraPower]

@DayLame Another racist ;D be proud of yourself -.-

[mrtehghost]

my german teacher showed me this

[TheLlamaCannon]

wow you guy cant take a joke at all lol

[SundayProz]

Its been 5 days, no food or water left. And the troll still goes on

[jcoaster11]

Seen this a while ago somewhere else on youtube. o.O

[crashdiesel]

Vhat are zou sinking about?

[sikmyduknazizombitch]

seen this ages ago

[Drewblu22]

Google translator here i come!

[FoolFosten]

@Drewblu22 pfft...good luck with that piece a' garbage ^^

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

Hahahaha! xD

[ShadowFoxProductionz]

I saw this in Italian class, for some reason O-o

[DaRkZeRo1997]

I saw this in german class,lol

[MultiMintberry]

i speak dutch

[xDakilerzx]

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[TheHDPS3]

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[Jordan7az]

He said to suck his cock

[NicoRecalde]

What did 2Bucks even say at the end?

[B34TM3]

@drchuck45 I don't blame u , because u can speak english, I like Germans who can speak english, just not germans who can't, it's just getting on my nerves, if u know what i mean

[AAAlanderAAA]

-.- this is actually bad ass fuck. its not because hes name is amazingfilms247 that you GOTTA like it no mather what.-.-

[MrandMrsAsswipe]

have u ever heard an American try 2 speak french

[ToucanSamich]

This is old!!

[adii4896]

im from germany and i have no clue what you said at the end...

[B34TM3]

i hate germans who cant speak english -.- its like they want us to speak their language.. fuckin spoiled germans

[DrChuck45]

@B34TM3

yes some think that way wich is stupid...It's way easier to learn english than it is to learn german when it's not your motherlanguage...btw I'm german

[rock4evaaa]

@B34TM3 That's why i hate americans: thinking they are the best and the owner of the world...

[iiDillon]

@rock4evaaa You realize there are more countries than the U.S. that speaks English, right? Ireland, England, Australia, and Canada are a couple I can think of, not to mention the fact that English is probably the dominant language in the world. I also just checked his channel to see if he had a location, and he's from Norway.

[TheRimDoctor]

@B34TM3 Americans are so much worse.

[darawringtiger]

@B34TM3 LOLOLLL ARE YOU FUCKING DUMASS HOW THE FUCK DOES SPEAKING ONE LANGUAGE MAKE THEM WANT OTHER COUNTRIES SPEAK THEIRS AHAHHHAHAHA FUNNIEST FAIL COMMENT IVE SEEN

[mrunIucky]

@B34TM3 soo.. why is the language u speak so much better? ahh? plz tell me that;)

[iAfroza]

@B34TM3 are you serious, thats a bit hypocritical. if you dont want to learn their language dont be a douche because their not learning yours. i bet you cant even speak any other language than english and that makes it so other people have to learn english too? well then i pity you, i pity you because your just being lazy thinking foreign people have to do all the work. i can speak 3 languages and i'm happy because ive gained nearly 200 extra friends from it.

[NoHaxNeeded]

@Elliott564 i’m sorry, my school has a very high graduation rate at 96% so im not exposed to that side of the country. but i must say that was a funny comment.

[WhyNotSuperlativ]

Swiss :) 

[blackopshero100]

I HAVE WATCHED THIS AT LEAST 8 TIMES XD XD XD XD XD NEVER GETS OLD

[mistersuko]

swiss here lol..its funny how many german folks have subbed to 2bucks channel

[DerKlotzAmBein]

some other german here (y) :D

especially when playing online you come across like atleast one german whos english sucks in every lobby :D

the only things everyone can say is:

"Suck my dick motherfucker" and "im not a racist" :D:D

[NoHaxNeeded]

@TheManicAddict its now required for a high school student to take at least 3 years of some foreign language...

[Elliott564]

@NoHaxNeeded Not everyone graduated after America started to care that tiny bit more.

[aMzNeoXist]

i thought german had no english lessons at their schools? because there is no sign of english word in whole germany.

[xJasonsDaMan2]

@aMzNeoXist Apparently you haven't been to germany..

[aMzNeoXist]

@xJasonsDaMan2 Alot.... and they're only speaking german, no english-.-

[BillyMaysMode]

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