WHEN YOU ASK A HIPSTER FOR A CIGARETTE

[facts12333]

their lips look like puppy's assholes

[TheFrozenSection]

@facts12333 indeed



[madlenxhaha]

dafuq was that

[clemenza1234]

kerry oak? do you mean kerouac? it's pronounced KHAIR-OH-WAK......numbnuts.

[Ono42012]

never trust a hipster... they'll eat you alive

[dme257]

did he try to say Kerouac but totally mispronounce it? that's not very hipster

[Ono42012]

@dme257 Well, since he's a hipster... He just doesn't care.....

[Logibearlux]

... i was listening to fun. now im here... BACK to fun. i go!!!

[TheFrozenSection]

@Logibearlux lol!

[DeterminedGoat]

Yeah, if he was wearing some cool plaid and had nifty tats you'd be sooooper super down, hey man yeah you're friend now sweet.

[AntiVaccine2]

@DeterminedGoat see my vids &learn herbs like kelp,kale,coriander,cayenne,pi­ne,maca ETC!

[DeterminedGoat]

Gelato's not vegan? "That's milk and eggs, bitch!"

[NikeFox47]

@UnleashTheBeastx I can do you 1 better I went from the skyrim trailer to this

[UnleashTheBeastx]

How the fuck did I get from a LIFERUINER video to this? What the actual...

[Donkeyface95]

same here @futbolfever90

[Utubesucksspicyboner]

This is turd!

[futbolfever90]

I've ventured too far. Goodnight YouTube.

[charliepeers]

Lets be honest though, I hate it when strangers ask me for cigarettes. I never do it, it just feels like stealing...

[GRIMLOCK84]

I don't normally rate videos

But when I do it's a massive thumbs down!

[SuperDJaii]

hipster white guys.. yesssir

[tirsaaxx]

hmm people always say that I am a Hipster, really couldnt care less. I am just another teen who likes to dress up just for the hack of it. My friends dont like fashion the way that I do but I dont judge them. I just dont like it when people criticize my clothes,just because I dress 'different' doesnt mean that all my friends nd the world should be my personal stylists. I dont dress for my friends of the I people say hi to, I dress the way I do cause I felt like it,just like everybody else does=.

[GRIMLOCK84]

@tirsaaxx Hello, just a quick question, do you wear super skinny jeans and if yes, why?

[omgacat520]

Who watches this shit?

[TheFrozenSection]

@omgacat520 People like you

[crysiis715]

@TheFrozenSection aweman... funny shit made me laugh

[clemenza1234]

@TheFrozenSection you're so cool.

[TheFrozenSection]

@clemenza1234 =^{D moustache smile to you!

[clemenza1234]

@TheFrozenSection i'm grateful. godbless youtube, otherwise you'd have no other vehicle to peddle your idiotic, sophomoric, and otherwise idiosyncratic, digital hipster-esque flavor of douche baggery....i mean, at least nothing past your used record store of corner store coffee shop. those are really cute earings, by the way.

better cash in on these trends quick, junior. the internet is fickle like that.

[clemenza1234]

@TheFrozenSection .....oh, and again....say it with me.....KH-AIR-OH-WAK!!! read em, you'll fit it much better.

[Flinders2008]

@omgacat520 people you press the related button and regeret it.

[942claudia]

the one on the right looks like Ginger's best friend hahah eww...s:

[whynothelloeveryone]

I used to take the piss out of hipsters, but now it's too mainstream

[FSKUT]

Berlin is plastered with this exact type. The one that ends up having nothing better to talk about than what a loser this one guy is. Lame

[obsoletemachinery]

this is bad and you should feel bad

[mamabruce06]

sloppy shape tween is sloppy.

[ChadOnTheNet]

@mamabruce06 haha i was thinking the same thing. flash guys unite.

[wonderboy963]

I used to get annoyed by arrow to the knee comments, then I quit being a whiny little bitch, got on with my life and let people enjoy posting whatever the fuck they want.....

Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[DiableJambeT]

RIP Headphone users o.0

[fuckyofacee]

im scared.. O.o why soo many people getting shot with arrows in the knee ,>.<

[analyticannoyance]

I would make a joke about an arrow to the knee, but that is way to mainstream.

[cikasba]

@analyticannoyance meme-fusion win

[FinancialSP]

I said that exact same thing, verbatim, to a hipster a year ago. I thought your scene was cool but then I moved and became part of the 1% because the 99% was too mainstream.

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@FinancialSP LOL! Very true. I don't support the 99% They're a bunch of whiny little bastards XD

[ilovesilvia69]

I used to be a Scene kid, but then I took an arrow to the knee, resulting in hospitalization which gave me a lot of time to think about what's cool and what's not, I came to the conclusion that Scene was no longer "in" enough, so I became a wannabe Hipster.

[AbominableSnowFish]

I used to make fun of Hipsters.. but then it became mainstream

[codename617]

@AbominableSnowFish I am just finding out about hipsters through 2Broke Girls and i noticed, that's the crowd that's been bugging me for the past 3 or 4 years. The tight jeaned, flannel short and skully crowd with an obnoxious attitude.

[menacinggesture]

@codename617 wait a minute, they're the assholes responsible for skinny jeans? I thought it was those fuckin jerk-off emo kids. I'd say I owe them an apology, but I'm sure they're responsible for a lot of other shit I can't stand.

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@menacinggesture Actually no. It's the 80s that are responsible for that. All the thrash metal bands n shit like Metallica and Slayer and shit... they used the original skinny jeans. Emos and hipsters took that from them. I'm proud to be using something 80s metallers did.

[CastinCouchnCatwalk]

@AbominableSnowFish Trying not to be mainstream is mainstream.

[HorribleSexyDrunk]

lmao. ive been eaten by a dinosaur hipster

[animemefreak74]

@HorribleSexyDrunk being human got too mainstream.

[ILikeCrumpets]

this is such shit. hipsters smoke rollies.

[YoutubingForSuccess]

i dont get it

[joejusticeandthefab5]

@TrippAngel it already has...look in the mirror.

[TrippAngel]

...I give Hipster a couple of year then something stupid well come out of the world's vagina

[ninmachine109]

@cyberyamazaki OUCH u allright bro?

[JamesWheelz]

@cyberyamazaki It's 'in' not 'to'. At least try to get the retarded meme right, people tried too hard to find one in skyrim and it's just not funny at all.

[MrRobbieBurke]

@JamesWheelz

No, it's really not.

[jeremysart]

@JamesWheelz I agree, the arrow to the knee jokes got old the same day I discovered them. I can't stand people that think they are cool or funny because they can quote internet memes.

[SpellboundSolution]

@cyberyamazaki I don't know what's the more virulent cancer, hipsters or that fucking retarded meme. Derpa derpa derp, then I took an arrow to the knee. Shut the fuck up!

[siraltus1]

@cyberyamazaki It's "arrow IN the knee," blasphemer!

[TheFlynn13]

@cyberyamazaki its "arrow in the knee" idiot

[diego59x]

@cyberyamazaki I used to make arrow in the knee comments......but then it got annoying.

*hint* *hint* *hint*

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@cyberyamazaki Ugh... that meme... SOOOO mainstream...

[ThePancho970]

@cyberyamazaki I used to use that gay joke, but then I saw this

watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg&feature=g-­user-u

[chanel6548]

@cyberyamazaki oh HA HA! never heard that joke before! you should be a comedian, your soooo original. (sarcasm)

[HydroBlast56]

@cyberyamazaki Kill yourself.

[iAmJawshh]

@cyberyamazaki ಠ_ಠ

[CatWalkingOnTwoLegs]

What's this about hipsters being people who criticise other peoples musical tastes while praising their own. Have you visited any random metal-band video and seen how people argue with each other about which band is the best, who ripped off who, or who has the best guitarist? The arguments are universal for all music videos ;P

[sile2005]

just give a hipster mushrooms,he will jump of a cliff.

[GroundFootHeadCloud]

@NegativeRadio Yes, they are using it wrong and it IS from the 1940's.

[hipstertales]

LOVE ITTTTT!!! Check out my Hipster Web Series ;)

[NegativeRadio]

@88dragonblood88 Nope. But what's age got to do with this anyways?

[NegativeRadio]

What the fuck? Hipster is from the 1940s. You kids are using the word wrong.

[b0mbcityrocker]

@NegativeRadio have you never heard of "hipsters"? look on wiki, it's actually one of the funniest wiki pages i've ever read, and yes it is talking about MODERN hipsters. the kind that are nonconformist who hate mainstream but funny enough all wear the same clothes. the name is kind of a joke about how "hip" they are ,trying to be original

[Arikam543]

I gave that hipster a cigarette, hipsters love cigarettes.

[Arikam543]

I gave that hipster a cigarette, hipsters love cigarettes.

[vernonvikes]

this is so mainstream...

[XTrialGuyX]

fkin hipsters

[theivyleaguer]

I hate these people (also the guy who asked for a cigarette).

[ninjasniper524]

isnt Apple, Starbucks and the Mocha latte mainstream?

[RHIANNAKM]

@ninjasniper524 yeah, true hipsters wold probably like linux, local coffee, and soy lattes. But the only thing worse than a real hipster is a wannabe hipster, so they usually take the brunt of the hate. Plus, there are simply more of them and seem to have more access to the internet; so they're more annoying and also easier to troll and make fun of. You can witness it for yourself by going to tumblr and witnessing the large number of guage,tat,mac,starbucks,beanie­,colored hair blogs on there.a

[worldmayor2008]

@RHIANNAKM Quite a few years ago I met some of these hipsters who were genuinely into their art, fashion music etc. I got along with them, they didn't judge me because i was wearing a hooded top and non skinny jeans and not interested in fashion etc they were good people. Now though these copycats who want to be like them are the ones who will judge you and think they're better/smarter than you (ironically) when thats the kind of thinking they're supposed to be against. They're the real sheep.

[BeneathTheLogicLB]

@worldmayor2008 There are obviously those who "did it first" so yeah, they're fine, because that's how they genuinely want to be, whereas you get these fucking wannabes who think they're all deep and cultured and it's just "....fuck off."

[GouledXD]

@worldmayor2008 Being sheep is so 2011. I'm a walrus now.

[artiemx]

holyshit a dollar for a cigarrette? i'll sell you some...

[bullettoothburrows]

Who the fuck is Carry Oak?

[xCooki777]

Okay okay awesome joke:

A hipster walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the fuck outa here!".

LOL

[dirtmerchant1980]

was that an attempt to pronounce kerouac at the beginning?

[drowninglucretia]

@dirtmerchant1980 Hahaha, it certainly was!! "carry-oak"  Wow...

[charlieshakeview]

That makes me think not to ask a hipster for a cigarette but Im thinking to ask them for a fight.

[davidfalloutbandit]

death to furry cute animals

[mrbianco1979]

Must of you "hipsters" are from suburban; I get whatever I want up bringing.

[mrbianco1979]

fuck you hipsters! stop! i like good band too

[mrbianco1979]

dude...like...I have dorky glasses....I hear my winter cap when it's summer!

[LOLItsAFrenzy]

I love how the one guy looks like a gnome...

It... It really made my day. :'D

[Kriskazam]

I listen to all types of music ranging from oldies, classic rock, downtempo/chill-out, electronic dance music, indie pop and know a lot of music artists, including indie music, go to concerts and shows, and music festivals. I wear chucks (but don't we all), . What would that make me? :/

[Xsopit24631]

Fucking nerds...

[Kriskazam]

@Xsopit24631 correction, fucking hipsters

[Xsopit24631]

@Kriskazam lol

[Kriskazam]

Hahahahah at the dinosaur hahahahahaahahh

[joemurphy210]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH???

[hornick18]

I'm only ironically watching this video. Or am I?

[AEGranados]

I think it's bad manners to ask to pay for a cigarette, it's supposed to be a "I'll get you back next time, bro" type deal. Even if your never gonna see them again..it's kinda a gentlemanly courtesy.

[JKleands1100]

Hipster are out anyway

[fisherkyle91]

To be fair, Burroughs is a better writer.

[fosterslover]

Who walks up to a stranger and asks for a cigarette?

[Bayzz2]

and anyone who asks a random stranger for a CIGARETTE is a dip shit

[legus908]

Hipsters are like Twilight, soon or earlier that shit it´s gonna end....

[plugindave]

lol, carey-oak

[Grunge4ever1993]

Make a blog saying that living is too mainstream and that suicide is the indie thing to do, BAM Hipster problem solved!!!!!

[ftpjunkster]

@Grunge4ever1993 People who have indie personalities won't judge you or say they're cooler than you. Indie people are not hipsters. I have an indie personality and I don't go around saying I hate bands because they're mainstream. Foster The People is becoming mainstream very quick. I loved them for a very long time, and it would just be idiotic to say that I don't like them anymore because they're mainstream. I don't care who knows about them, their music is amazing so I listen. Simple as that.

[SongHooks1993]

@ftpjunkster lol i have an indie personality...wha...

[JediDrea3]

@ftpjunkster An 'indie personality'? - You mean like a normal human being that enjoys music? Jesus Christ, you sound pathetic.

[ftpjunkster]

@JediDrea3 Okay. Because last time I checked Indie is a music genre, or maybe FYE in the mall has an "Indie" section for no reason. When I say Indie personality, what I mean is that they're into Indie music. Seriously. Get off it.

[JediDrea3]

@ftpjunkster Literally 100% of that comment was completely irrelevant to my original comment.

[ftpjunkster]

@JediDrea3 Explain please. I just said that what I meant by that is that they're really into Indie music?

[RabbidMuffinz]

Holy fuck that was unexpected. I thought the dude was going to come back with some smart remark, instead dude on the far left fucking morphs into a red dinosaur thing. That tripped me the fuck out!

[archsage82]

Hipsters aren't preps, we won't kill anything and/or anyone we see as a first response.

[mrmultipo]

HIPSTERS DRINK PABST BLUE RIBBON which would ruin it for all the real hard working blue collar and white trash men that drink it if it wasent so good tasting

[clutchmsilvap]

I like ponies

[BionicTapeworm]

I think this would make a great P.S.A. against smoking if it aired in the New York City area. Then again, hipsters may start to perceive lung cancer as way too main stream, and this trend would cause the human gene pool to deteriorate further...However smoking has decreased substantially within the past decade and they probably decide to expose themselves to carcinogens since that contradicts authority.

[mattzoneify]

How are hipsters bums, If they are fucking rich?

[RedShipsofSpainAgain]

@mattzoneify Ah, that is the confounding and confusing irony of them, my friend.

[TeeEye84Plus]

No culture

[Anchorbaby44]

William S Burroughs does suck though, I gotta admit.

[Pachirisu113]

Sorry, man. Bad animation is getting a bit too mainstream. We gotta move on.

[TheFrozenSection]

@Pachirisu113 ponies r kool

[mrlex877]

Bowel slime

[glosoly]

is this suppose to be funny?

[ilikepieandsquaids]

@glosoly you probaly wouldnt understand the video :)

[kayleedutwat]

this video is fucking sttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddd. gtfo.

[MrManInATree]

My best friend's a hipster. He's annoying.

[Kaocacao]

I always give cigarettes to poeple ):

[Daanissa]

ive come to realize that the only people that make hipster jokes and spoofs and the only ones that enoy them are HIPSTERS! god

this makes me a music and literature hipster at least

[mileyandtwilight4eva]

question. is a hipster like a wanna be hippie?

[TheFrozenSection]

@mileyandtwilight4eva no, but its part of the evolution

[Hailstonedpikachu]

@TheFrozenSection the term hipster originated in the late 40's early 50's referring to someone involved in the up and coming beat generation of the time, these "beatniks" generally wore brown clothing and had beards, smoked and endorsed drug use they carried no political ideology further than that of having a good time. by the late 60's, these beatniks had begun wearing bright colours and supporting political activism thus becoming hippies. hipsters today hark back to beatniks of the 50's

[scarface12347]

@TheFrozenSection i wear plaid shirts thick rimmed glasses converses, drink coffee,listen to oldies and obscure bands, but im not a vegan what does that make me?

[TheFrozenSection]

@scarface12347 either your a vegetarian or, your just some cool guy brought down unfairly by a stereotype

[scarface12347]

@TheFrozenSection thank you...im not a vegetarian, im a meatatarian. TESTOSTERONE!

[scarface12347]

@TheFrozenSection im just cool then lol

[Blignorance2]

@TheFrozenSection

I wear flannel plaid, drink lots of coffee, listen to oldies and obscure bands, am a vegan, use a mac, partake in a lot of things ironically, talk about philosophy, wear jeans all the time ... Does that make me a hipster? Because I've never heard of the term until about a year ago...

[hempem43]

@Blignorance2 It makes you a dick.

[OracleOrthros]

@Blignorance2 If you do all of the above ironically, then you'd be a hipster. If you actually like the taste of coffee, enjoy old music genuinely, were vegan due to allergies/personal vocation towards animal rights, purchased a mac for some sort of functionality instead of "it comes shiny with iTunes pre-installed", and actually study philosophy because you plan on doing something with your education in that field... then just don't wear plaid. Plaid's just ugly. Jeans are pants: s'all good.

[Blignorance2]

@OracleOrthros

Hehehehe. I'll try to cut down on the plaid. Also, I do a bit of graphic design work. One of the very, very few reasons to get a mac. Also, they look really pretty!

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

@TheFrozenSection *you're *you're

[commonrebellion]

@smilelikeyoumeaniit no body puts the apostrophe in you're anymore, it's just your so ugly this, or your great at singing that....really, it's just an apostrophe

[TehSmurphs]

@TheFrozenSection and bad grammar.

[sweffe96]

@scarface12347 That makes you a fucking hipster..

[Charleswalker90]

@scarface12347 hipsterfag

[PoesKlap133]

@scarface12347 Hipster douche

[Kriskazam]

@PoesKlap133 Why is he a hipster douche?

[Adroitism]

@scarface12347 Depends on weather or not your glasses have actual lenses in them.

[bullettoothburrows]

@scarface12347 Nah, still a knob.

[jjbad37]

@TheFrozenSection your saying hipsters are better than hippies then...

[ThisGirlsJourney]

@mileyandtwilight4eva A hipster is basically a 'misunderstood' rich person, they don't really abide by the etiquette & manners that rich people are supposed to have, they pretend to be poor by going to thrift stores to shop & literally buy name brand jars to drink from and all hipster parties consist of a bon fire in the back with hipsters sitting in a circle contemplating life. This is no lie, they literally do that & smoke a gazillion cigarettes. Poor hipster aren't hipsters they're just bums.

[Reginator3311]

@ThisGirlsJourney and whats wrong with that? seriously. its called variety. people are different. everyone should "contemplate life" and all that shit. dont be such a close minded douche

[ThisGirlsJourney]

@Reginator3311 First off your the douche for not knowing how to fucking read. Where in my comment did I say there was anything wrong with being a hipster. My friend who attends brown university, which is full of hipsters told me. He has hung around many hipsters. Which like I said are rich kids dressing like poor people.

[Methrashgen]

ke pedo, ke putas es un hipster, chinguen a su madre de todos modos

[nomchompsky]

average return on investment of life > one cigarette. even for ultraadian manic depressives.

at least he didn't ask to bum a bogue.

[MissTyranicide]

No, really, they're like that.

I love you frozen man, exposing hipsters and their tyrannosaury ways ♥

[angrypixxel]

This is almost at 1k views, way too mainstream

[TheFrozenSection]

@angrypixxel hahaha Pedro’s gonna blog about that