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From: endlessjoe
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  • Dude. Bryony is super hot in this video. eh eh.

    CanibalisticUnicorn 2 years ago

  • "i got the heater on..." hahahahahaha

    stefenemy 3 years ago

  • Was looking through my favs and found this from FOREVER ago!!

    STILL funny as hell!!

    ghost2431 3 years ago

  • Lmao, that's brilliant.

    Davey180 4 years ago

  • oh lol loved it!

    ludd333 4 years ago

  • I am better than you!!!

    evilkidm93b 4 years ago

  • Oh shut up. You know nothing of G-d's law if you are using His name on a youtube page. Puh-leeze. Go get a life, or something.

    gaeilgelily 4 years ago

  • your drug dealer is better than mine. Seriously.

    devo898 4 years ago 4

  • some people shouldn't be allowed to take any drugs.

    punkoscar 4 years ago

  • dude this suks

    kornminded666 4 years ago

  • She totally blinked first...if you don't count the "twitching" and the "almost closing"

    linkskywalker 4 years ago

  • lame.

    Nihilanth1982 4 years ago

  • i kept my eyes open more than half the vid!!!

    sinnisterfool 4 years ago

  • this has got to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my life. seriously BRAVO! GREAT JOB! keep'em coming, absolutely HYSTERICAL. unbelieveable.

    impresador 4 years ago

  • That girl looks damn good, i think.

    Anaraziel 4 years ago

  • some people should just go outside, get a beer, talk to other people.. socialize, get a life

    ionte 4 years ago

  • that girl's got some charisma ! god, and one hell of an amazing english accent. !!!

    sossxwithxstyle 4 years ago

  • Terrible conclusion, bad editing; sad, it had potential, but I had to sit through five minutes of watching two characters I previously had liked (the first minute) laughing for no apparent reason.

    jasonmp85 4 years ago

  • if you have no life your probably dead.

    IownTHISjiggiboo 4 years ago

  • ammm yea, that that gal in red hair is tremendously beautiful... yup i love her face

    jake1elwlood 4 years ago

  • Who else watched this because of the hot redhead with the English accent say yayuh!

    btd2006 4 years ago

  • yayuh!

    alikill 4 years ago

  • yeah, i can't believe i sat through almost the whole video. and yes, it was cuz of the redhead. she's kinda like drew barrymore-ish, no?

    beatbrigand 4 years ago

  • stupid

    lemmidos 4 years ago

  • i love it!! it made me laugh!!

    lexieville 4 years ago

  • Not funny.

    At first i thought she was pretty, but damn, she is just way too damn annoying.

    oh and you do realise they were blinking when they cut away right?

    YotaMoteuchi 4 years ago

  • Wow, that's some heavy duty shit you're dropping on us there. Next you'll be telling me those weren't REAL flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz ...

    endlessjoe 4 years ago

  • well so far my record time for keeping my eyes open is 16 min and 34 seconds see if any one can beat that u start to cry at about 3 min in

    cold356 4 years ago

  • I wanna see paper lily's get **ck** you need to show some boobs. maybe have a boob staring contest see who can stare at paperlil's tits the longest i'd win for sure

    rikkrude 4 years ago

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    Joseismrawesome 4 years ago

  • that sucked

    tyler817 4 years ago

  • I felt sick after watching that.

    biledrinker 4 years ago

  • oh please have the red head shrink me into doll and have her picki me up please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FuZzOnE86 4 years ago

  • :o~(

    WTFshae 4 years ago

  • will you two quit flirting and hookup together already!!!!!!???????

    shortattentionspan1 4 years ago

  • why is my favorite part when she berates me and calls me a bitch?

    StuffyG 4 years ago

  • This is total crap!! She has a totally unfair advantage... Guys can't stare at a womans eyes that long. They're not wired for it.

    wight13 4 years ago

  • My Uncle Randy jerked off to this video twice

    brawnthehulk 4 years ago

  • she's sexy but this is truly jerk

    meisterlx 4 years ago

  • OMG COULD THE RED HEAD PLEASE SHRINK ME INTO DOLL AND HOLD ME LIKE A GIANTESS, I want her to turn me into doll and make me her play thing

    FuZzOnE86 4 years ago

  • LOL :D

    Fl33A 4 years ago

  • OMG.... :-D

    TaoSVK 4 years ago

  • Boring says my daughter !

    Alexvideoclip 4 years ago

  • pretty cool! nice idea!

    GHOSTSKILLS 4 years ago

  • I never get tired of this!

    joeyluxton 4 years ago

  • Out of milk?

    Purplestarflowerpot 4 years ago

  • that red head is cute

    cliffleeburton 4 years ago

  • yes she is...i wonder if the carpet matches the curtains :D

    rosskstar 4 years ago

  • love the accent red...drives me crazy

    jonesdeli 4 years ago

  • the redhead looks like Lita that used to be in WWF/WWE

    Moondog954 4 years ago

  • go paperlilies!

    kachingwie2 4 years ago

  • make real friends

    Jawshh2 4 years ago

  • my balls itch....

    Ipwnyourfacelol 4 years ago

  • Are they both retarded or something??? ($_$)

    t4virus 4 years ago

  • the way she says bitch is awsome

    kate1637 4 years ago

  • Lol wtf

    xxcoolxx2333 4 years ago

  • shes hot I'd bang her

    hikosj 4 years ago

  • no shit sherlock

    Dreamer23245 4 years ago

  • wtf

    Nickthomsons1 4 years ago

  • verrückt aber gut!

    PlatonsAkademiker 4 years ago

  • Lol yeah, pretty annoying... there's life out of your room lady...

    ThrowOblivion 4 years ago

  • The girl is soooooooooo freakin annoying, go rot in hell

    llama3aterr 4 years ago

  • ...but she is hot, correct? Now is not the time for fudgepacking. Endless Joe is dead.

    misfitjustice 4 years ago

  • So Funny

    ForeverShuolin 4 years ago

  • midnight express>>>>>>Search-----------­BEKLIYORUZ

    dozk34 4 years ago

  • This girl makes my blood rush to my ... is she an from UK? if so I will get her!

    assef15 4 years ago

  • Damn this shitty vid is still at the "most viewed" you tube vids ranking ?

    This guy is good to fuck physically but needs a brain implant and a manual for using it FAST

    Hum and shut the hell up too bitch, your voice is annoying and your acting pathetic

    KyleHyde770 4 years ago

  • Uh no. She said moist, cant watch it now.

    Somerville87 4 years ago

  • i owned you both biatches!

    norwegianstud 4 years ago

  • Tss Flumm

    MoggelSvamp 4 years ago

  • pretty like drew barrymore... meow.

    psychonavigator 4 years ago

  • She can slay me anytime! ~_^

    norbulousprime 4 years ago

  • Boring

    Morbbida 4 years ago

  • Ok, I watched the whole thing. I am now complete. I can die a happy man.

    pf008 5 years ago

  • The video was TL;DW (too long; didn't watch), the acting was amateur, and the editing was poor. Decent concept though.

    Tornberry 5 years ago

  • dude that red head brit girl is way hot!

    wessn3o 5 years ago

  • gorgeous. i love it

    nicnavina 5 years ago

  • WANKER

    phootie 5 years ago

  • gay

    paddyirish312 5 years ago

  • I agree.

    satansam 5 years ago

  • i bet all of u

    dolphines163 5 years ago

  • send audition tape to universal.u got the scary mojo english chic.

    blackbackdog 5 years ago

  • watch to '' mistik hareketler'' and ''deli adam''

    ggokhann07 5 years ago

  • this is funny.

    pyrojessie551 5 years ago

  • Well, i've seen better..

    Havent seen worse though!

    toigun 5 years ago

  • That was confusing

    specialvitamins 5 years ago

  • shes a hot chick

    megaloveforchrist 5 years ago

  • she looks like and old ladie.

    and he... he looks like stupid.

    sad tubedeo.

    Turkizz 5 years ago

  • she's good!!!

    MyUsedRomance415 5 years ago

  • i totally flogged both of use i staird for lik 10hrs wat now wat now

    MsPimpin09 5 years ago

  • PISS!!! BOB SAGET! ASS!

    Ipwnyourfacelol 5 years ago

  • incredible video....

    sdheart 5 years ago

  • wow your hot and you look like my ex girlfriend with your hair up. thats scary. kewl vid.

    RosesForTheDead7 5 years ago

  • retard ahahaha!

    ayecuramba 5 years ago

  • she's hot

    scarstained 5 years ago

  • nah!

    squidhedman 5 years ago

  • nice chix0r =)

    noooly 5 years ago

  • lol i watched that video without even blinking

    emmabee11 5 years ago

  • why are you 2 laughng like retards...

    Kretenus101 5 years ago

  • REALLY boring. was there a point?

    lass was hot though. i did think that any minute, she'd

    lift her shirt, show her pale breasts, and make joe blink.

    only that suspense kept me watching.

    g0bl1nk1ng 5 years ago

  • If it were me, if anything, I'd be totally staring then. Hubba hubba.

    jaklumen 5 years ago

  • that english chick is hot i'd like to slap her forehead with my doodle or fart in her ear.can i have her number?

    orinin 5 years ago

  • Mwahaha Go Random Staring People Go! w00t Hell Yeah Mr.Yankee, Brit Chick Kicked Your American ARSE! Although I'm Now Scared For Life ^_^

    MurderMeKitten 5 years ago

  • sterile petroleum jelly in each eye--no need to blink for hours.

    zeepman 5 years ago

  • where are my thumbs? no silly not in my bum... this time anyway. they are most certainly pointing towards the FLOOR. fuck this shit

    KCTron 5 years ago

  • well what can i say? English girls rock and one day we will rule the world! yeah thats right AMERICANS the English will take over the world!

    Lellydom 5 years ago

  • she may be the staring champ but nobody will beat condom head wearing champ

    leedsie22 5 years ago

  • hey endlessjoe,you shouldnt be commenting here,since youre dead for like 2months now! if these were your last laughs,its ok-otherwise-the laughs take like 5mins of the clip,bit2long huh?

    graphyphoto 5 years ago

  • Great, seriously, do more, it was great!

    xpluto999 5 years ago

  • This was so boring.

    TeamAnt 5 years ago

  • Bring it on, random internet twat.

    endlessjoe 5 years ago

  • ur laffs got sooo forced at the end.

    ZuzanaKha 5 years ago

  • jesus

    tattyfiel77ds 5 years ago

  • Give me the girl, nice video

    monorompang 5 years ago

  • this is scary..

    do you guys have jobs??

    o.o

    NicoleAmbulance 5 years ago

  • <rasies eyebrow>-->arighty then dat wuz kinda random!!!!

    THICK3NS 5 years ago

  • ramdom,billiant and funny!!

    ek1mo 5 years ago

  • THIS GAVE ME A WOODY !..lol....

    phil123468 5 years ago

  • Great job guys! very entertaining!

    247Alan 5 years ago

  • Daym, dat bitch is tight!!!

    FutureSunrisePerfect 5 years ago

  • Yew fuking retard!!! Lern how to spel.

    serpentoftheblackfur 5 years ago

  • i like it ;D

    VonSeux 5 years ago

  • *raises eyebrow* wats so funny? n she's quite scary

    XiaLingLing 5 years ago

  • omfg...that sucked hard i now have pink eye thx to u

    inuyashaboy8 5 years ago

  • these guys got PLENTY of spare time

    xxs3rgioxx 5 years ago

  • shut up

    xxs3rgioxx 5 years ago

  • this vid gav me sore eyes

    jordano45 5 years ago

  • That was cool.

    LongWayToHappy3 5 years ago

  • Funny Game ^^

    FreakAngelDogme 5 years ago

  • shes a witch burn her!!!!

    ricmoz 5 years ago

  • That chick is pretty good looking.

    walkoff2 5 years ago

  • lol

    sarah05220 5 years ago

  • Amen bro

    80smusicfanNO1 5 years ago

  • lol owned

    Alb1 5 years ago

  • one hot chick  that needs a

    cock in her mouth

    bejizzel34 5 years ago

  • you are the crazyiest freak i have ever seen and that is in no way a good thing, i think you need to get out more love!!!1

    cabbageonline 5 years ago

  • That girl is absolutely gorgeous!

    Ihateyourfatface 5 years ago

  • genious!

    hannahcrossley 5 years ago

  • thats funny lol, in the 2nd one i was staring at screen without blinking :P that guy is a noob at staring! :P

    XN3m3s1sX 5 years ago

  • Okkaayy..

    His laugh scares me..

    XearosDisaster 5 years ago

  • dont let em fool u all shes american i seen her in a diff 1,but yeah shes needs a gd pricking

    stokie199999 5 years ago

  • i saw joe blink in the middle of the session

    bradlinator 5 years ago

  • ahahha. call me lame but it made me laugh haha

    i actually liked it :)

    Saraaz 5 years ago

  • MAN SHE NEEDS TO GET THE COCK

    CGMH007 5 years ago

  • You don't half talk some old squit. Do soethin else you weirdo.

    lewis72 5 years ago

  • haha:P

    Selinelovetatu 5 years ago

  • Hahaha that's fuckin great...a friend of mine..we watched...and we LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    And the girl with the red hair looks cuuute

    ImLikePhilRudd 5 years ago

  • Somebody should rate this 'M' for mature... just listen to the script: "Come in two times, and then get out"... "I'm moist".. "that was good"... "oh my throat is dry now"... "yeah that's right bitch" "yeah"

    adeptusluminati 5 years ago

  • That chick in the beginning is HAUT... and the English accent... big plus. Maybe next time I watch this, I'll actually listen to the words... all I remember this time around was the girl saying "I'll give you a free ride" and "stare at my shirt".

    adeptusluminati 5 years ago

  • Right and this is popular because...? Get a room! Waste of bandwidth.

    lafillenoir 5 years ago

  • corny

    d00mknight 5 years ago

  • I don't understand how one could have the audacity to blink while staring at such a beatiful woman. That's total disrespect dude.

    itchykami 5 years ago

  • omg, paperlillies, beautiful? Sick dude, your wrong!

    Armanese 5 years ago

  • word

    musicfan99999 5 years ago

  • that was not funny hahahahahahaha im not laughing..

    gozes189 5 years ago

  • sooooooo funnyy... NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    eeeeeeeek that was pathetic!

    cyozzii 5 years ago

  • so cheesy. I love it. :rockon:

    GuitarSlinger2112 5 years ago

  • HAHAHAH

    Jewman11235 5 years ago

  • olympically moist. nice.

    wigfactory 5 years ago

  • hahaha u get 2 more tries...like the commonwelath games...nice one paperlillies

    GeneralFresh 5 years ago