Minecraft MindCrack - S3E255 - The Ark begins to take shape

[dorien360]

I'm watching this vid with my headphones in on the laptop while my 2 year old son watches Ratatouille for the millionth time and he just looked round at the laptop and saw your fire tower in the background and said "wow, whats that robot" lolol :p

[antigrief247]

funny you should mention the bible. noah got EXACT DIMENSIONS as part of his instructions. look em up. (also the ark was a box. perfect for minecraft of course)

[MrVenganceUK]

Also if you wanted a flood you could maybe have some sort of piston damn in the mountain that would release alot of water, just for kicks.

[MrVenganceUK]

Piston sliding door for the ark? could it be done?

[xxxblacksheepxxx0]

bomberman was the shit

[smellylepricorn]

Hey Guude Noah used a dove and a raven because nether of them could swim on water, were as a seagull can.. Oh and btw do you know you can eat spider eyes :)

[deadterran]

22:40 that's a very nice ark you have there!

[macggrim]

Lol rimjob!!

[thereaver420]

bible stories with guude! what every child should hear. haha

also, at some point you should flood the valley

[JoshStegmaier]

26:44 Looks like someone needs safety rails ;)

[oldnmbrseven]

bible lessons with guude  :)

[RTesta3]

It was a chicken. There are no other birds.

[nathannnl]

Guude, for a prank, fill someones house with grown mushroom.

[legit257]

your giving your arc a quote "rim job with dark wood?"

[MD0Hatter]

Cooking videos with your commentary... I'll be there to subscribe as soon as it's up.

[Hybrid1217]

lol. "Im a fat American" XD

[geeklord45]

put a house thing on top of it like all other archs do

[RealMinecraftTV]

"Do a rim job on it with some dark wood..." Umm Guude, are you trying to tell us something -.-

[catman51325]

the pressure plate only on the inside was probably to stop mobs from opening it

[TheRasheedWallace]

Guude, you need to round out the bottom of the arch more. Also on the roof, you should add a living area/house, and roof suspended fence posts spread out widely. These fence posts should be relatively long, and only on the sides of the arch.

[TheRasheedWallace]

@TheRasheedWallace The house and it's roof should be separate from the main roof. Love the look and idea of the arch and harvester, sorry if I sounded too demanding on the last post.

[wm94zxy]

This "Crazies" idea sound really cool.

[therapeonator14]

Hahahaha Rimjob?!?!? lol

[MrXBOX360addiction]

what ever happened to terraria??????

[TehFlyingJam]

Oh god, if guude makes Docm's ridiculously oversized, overcomplex, automatic animal sex machine then it will take longer for the world to end then for him to finish.

[EmydIx]

Your idea of doing crazy videos has been done by a fellow named LordKaT, and the crazy woman that you talked about sounds like the Church of Gale woman, who he has covered. I'm not saying that you shouldn't do it, I'm just telling you so people don't accuse you off unoriginality.

[0DEADZERO]

Quote by Etho= I have to test that....

[omwebb]

tucows still exists, but no one has cared about their software repository ever since Google made a search engine you could actually use to find stuff. Now they make their money off of a large-scale domain squatting operation.

[1waka2]

your childhood sounded perfectly normal to me, keep in mind i was born in a test tube... yea some fucked up shit ey

[blaablaahi]

@1waka2 How the hell do you know?! o.O

[1waka2]

@blaablaahi i pooped out the tube few weeks back



[epicmuffin848]

I thunk his knew vlog channel should be called Guude'sLife!!

[F1ah]

I think the stairs would look better if you made them go down on both the left and right sides. Like, make a copy of the stairs you have now and put the exact thing on the other side.

[MultiMatt0202]

it was a dove



[mpgohl]

Guude your stairs in the ark might look good being a double set, just copy the right side and have it go down the left as well.. Use the fence to just block the top part when you come down from "upstairs" so you don't walk off the edge.

[SaturnestLP]

@mpgohl thinkin the same thing

[BalloonBeater]

a rimjob with some dark wood... are you effing kidding me LOL

[Rouzhokuu]

That's a really nice wooden egg you've built there, Guude. =P

[AJxx117]

your ark sucks .... so far

[TheMonkeys9000]

yo guude is this your full time job? if it is its awesome

[100hunthunt]

Umm Guude i think they're right you did have a strange childhood.

[TheLaxgoalie2]

A Rim job???? with dark wood?? guude you telling us your fetish's...now i know what to get you for next christmas. ;)

[lilmannish96]

hey guude, you should call the second channel GuudeVlogerfist

[OutcastAngelV]

Dude, the laugh in the outro! God, so funny..

[lefty867]

It might look better if you changed the panels on the ark to not be rectangles

[edwaaardo5]

@guudeboulderfist The thing youre talking about was patched in 1.0.0 the cow won't spawn on an air block it'll spawn on the same block as one of the parent cows. You have to drop the cart through water and the baby cow will be separated because the minecart goes through the water like it's not even there and the cow will be suspended in the water. Check out docm's video

[EgoKllR54]

AND ITS A DOVE!!!

[EgoKllR54]

Guude builds weird stairs

[lifeatitsbest410]

you forgot to mention the animals in Noah's ark, wasn't that the whole point in you building this hahaha???

[charedpez2]

So this is completely off topic but during OOG legendary how did you down grade the server from 1.8 to 1.7.3 near the end of the series? Me and my couple friend want to lets play it but we can't figure out how to down grade it

[AlexFHesketh]

@charedpez2 Try Mcnostalgia 2.1 to downgrade your clients. Search for bukkit to host a 1.7.3 server.

[MrButterfly332]

do u read ur PMs

[CassianMC]

Guude, for a prank, fill someones house with snowmen.

[S0larisPrime]

@CassianMC oh, the irony.

[TheFroogleman]

@CassianMC now this is foreshadowing at its finest

[amehelizabeth]

@TheFroogleman lol ep. 172????

[schmeed0000]

do the railing at the stairs ALL the way down in front of the wood. and maybe extend the railing up to the last curve

[rirgul]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX BITCH!!

[gamma526]

you should MCEdit a flood on the entire map one day

[animeking1357]

I wanna go to a theme park named Guudeland XD

I've never been into cooking shows but if you make one I'll definitely watch it :D

[t0n1cer]

rofl this bible thing you mentioned sounds like the diary of a drug abuser. gotta read that book sometime sounds funny.

[CrazieQxrKza]

cooking with guude you can get me my food-tech GCSE!

[zeocraft]

you dont suck at minecraft ther is no extentof how bad or good u are at minecraft there is just how much of a noob u are lol

[pinksenshi]

Looks like a paintball/bow and arrow place and that game you try to break the glass under each other feet.

[TheJberry22]

@GuudeBoulderfist that was a wonderful story Guude...

[MrRandomCreeper]

That intro still drives me Crazy i love it so much :D

[hpgal4993]

on the to[ of the ark isn't there a little square house like thing? maybe adding that will make it more ark-ish?

[TheJberry22]

Guude said rim job lol

[bartjoboy]

I would have used a few more materials (like normal wood, maybe do some cool stuff with fences and stuff) to make it a bit more interesting. You might also want to add some decorative stuff the front top of the boat like this:  x x o x x o x

----x o x /o x / x

Where x = wood and o = planks. (hopefully it kinda makes sense, a bit like a hook or something.. :P)

[bartjoboy]

Alright that didn't work out at all, fucking Youtube screwing up my ASCII boat design.. >.>

[canavaro100]

The boat is very sqare. If you look at it, it looks like rectangles on top of each other. You should try to round out the rectangles.

[werewolfbaxe]

I think you mean Rome, not Vegas. -_-

[NastyOnlineGamer]

What server host does he use?

[MattsGameplay]

Call your new channel/ show "The Guude Life" and have BdoubleO sing that Sinatra song for the intro!

[theMissingDUCK]

'Cooking with Guude' or 'Guude Cooking' maybe? I hope you do that for a series or something!

[pvpmoderators]

guude, you should mc edit like maybe 500 blocks of water around the ark like 3 or 4 blocks high and let it all spread so it looks like the ark is on the water

[Lacey1D]

Guude, your diamond armor is half gone!

[pvpmoderators]

@Lacey1D or is it half there?

[pspadotto]

Guude, if you bring the top down by about 8 blocks, it might look more ship-like and less blimp-like.  Maybe even flatten the sides so they look less round?

[AndreasTPC]

Make sure to leave some space for wolves when you build the minecart system, they will be breedable in the next release.

[killerfiller12]

this guy noah..... his full name was noah guude

excuse the pun

[GTHarmon87]

When I saw the title, I thought you meant the Ark of the Covenant with all the Nazi-killing angels and stuff flying out.

[Marwie94]

Guude, make another staircase symmetrical (on the left side)with the one you made to the roof, I think that would look nice.

[pvpmoderators]

i wana go play in guudeland!

[DrThunders]

13:24 Sorry do a what Guude? XD

[mastekillerKurD]

Guude your not fat, your fluffy ;3

[ElunaProductions]

@mastekillerKurD Hes big boned. :P

[Hatsnstuffvideos]

@Kwickgamer Don't dis Atheism. Or I'll eat your face.

[genengama]

guude you have to put the keel to the ship, that will make it more real and not seem like a wooden giant box.

thumbs up so he can see it!

[Crossopholis]

If you do that cooking thing, I'd subscribe in an instant. Some of the tastiest and unique stuff I've made has been from some of the shit I've seen other casual vloggers do and never thought to try myself.

[Doodelidoody]

Docm based his animal breeding machine on a tutorial from xisumavoid I believe. A few days ago xisumavoid posted an updated tutorial that is more compact and compatible with the next patch. A lot of thinking and science from multiple people already has gone into that design. And it's a tutorial, so it's meant to be 'stolen'. However, I do understand it's more fun to develop it by yourself. In that case: I believe the baby animal will spawn at the exact same location as one of the mother animals.

[gkh281]

@Doodelidoody

wait both th animals are girls? D:

lesbian animals! not that theres anything wrong with lesbians :P

[SuBpk10]

i like the idea of reviewing crazy vids from youtube on the new channel! Will he awesome!!

[SuBpk10]

@M03rtel there is a benefit for the viewers. for people that just want to watch his gaming vids, they wont get tonns of his vlogs in their sub box which they dont want to watch. but if you do want to watch his vlogs, then you just sub to his new channel

[BogoblinGamer]

Starring:

Guude

Directed by:

Guude

Produced by:

Guude

Written by:

Guude

[burhanashraf9]

how about giving the tips of boat more curved.

[burhanashraf9]

instead of putting the door in the side of the ark why not do it on one of the ends like the real thing, like have a huge opening, kinda like a drawbridge. Imo it would look better then your current door.

[gkh281]

@burhanashraf9

i thought that the door was on a side and was very huge thing of a door

[burhanashraf9]

ever thought of using logs? you know so you can get more variety in your ark.

[SNAKERLIAM96]

how cool would it be if Guude became as famous as RWJ

[burhanashraf9]

6:05 pink sheep?

[antiMatterDynamit]

the noah and his ark and guude' story'

[TheZaneyGamer]

Bible stories with GuudeBoulderfist XD

[Kwickgamer]

So, is you new channel going to be like one of those whacko channels that all have "Athiest" in their name?

[M03rtel]

Is there any benefit you get from opening a new channel? Otherwise, I donÄt see why you can't upload those vids on this channel

[TheCrazyLutenist]

For your new channel; set yourself a rl project like building a motorcycle or something

[RYAN007x]

I like the ides for the arc, too bad religion is bullshit.

[MrNickmand]

docm copied it from xisumavoid

[atmony]

Scumbag Guude: Forces all his server members to make LP's of his server, Then before there projects are finished shows them on his LP :) lol guude

[JustD3fy]

@atmony a lot of people on there don't make Lp's

[SAGETHISSHIT]

you could potentially fill the inside of the ark at one end with wood, and chip away from the outside to try to make it more round.

[SgtSn1per2471]

12:32 ENDER CHICKEN

[SgtSn1per2471]

12:32 ENDER CHICKEN



[Gladitman1]

that beeping is not Because Your keyboard is new, its because you held down to of your keys at the same time for too long. it happens to me all the time.

[pakratt13]

Did anybody else ever notice that when ever he is looking at my stuff, he is always very, very confused?

[EmoZerot]

@pakratt13 Yes.

[MrBobJamesBob]

Guude, You are the only one for who i actually watch the whole add, whatever length it is!

You are the only one i like to watch without doing anything else! I used to play minecraft while listening and half looking, but your videos i watch full screen without doing anything!

[johanschool]

@GuudeBoulderfist now on these days animal farmers have begin to put up paintings on their farms, those paintings are animals fu*ing echether cuz it makes the animals h*rny, so u should make a texture pack with that painting on, just as Bdub and his wife, but instead of that of animals fu*cing hard. And u must remember that u must put ALL animals, that incudes creepers, skeletons, baby spiders... Everybody, please put a thumbs up so guude does this and read this massege. Please

[Jassie411]

The Ark isn't round enough in front and back. I guess the same thing kinda goes for the sides. I guess overall none of it has enough roundness and that's causing it to look like a blimp :p At least to me.

[BBallDaBest23]

i think the stairs to the roof would look better if it went down on both sides

[letplayerteam2011]

TNT TNT tnt

[Plaatinum10]

Guude! Do a highlight of your hair!

[GodricSeer]

The game doesn't have pigeons, but I feel like a tnt cannon launching minecarts full of chickens will have an equivalent effect. . . .

[EvelDickDonato]

copy and paste in google



[EvelDickDonato]

your not fat this is fat,

funny-fat-gigantic13.jpg

[kresimircindric]

- Another channel? - Hmm, why not?

- Guude's vlogs? - Not bad!

- Cooking with Guude? - Seems legit.

- Guude commenting on crazy people's videos? - SIGN ME UP!!!1

[StephanBurgwal]

Guude's cooking channel, will you be cooking spider eyes? I've heard you can eat those. ;)

[MrGameMax1]

ok guude so your gonna have an ark shitting baby cows?

[texstar09]

Giant Football Farm.

[soccergray5]

i see the weirdest ads on the front of your videos

[pinehappehle]

ok so ur plan is to have animals "do it" and the ark give birth to there baby? XD sounds awesome

[EpiknessSauceOfEpik]

Use a pick to mine up wood half slabs, they are stone slabs retextured...(Because notch was lazy)

[oOFryarOo]

you could try putting support beams that follow the ark around the body to make it look more Ark-y

[Shroomer83]

"that pumps the baby out the ass of the ark" must be the most weird thing I'll hear all year i think..

[pengu213456]

Noahs arc was ontop of a moutain, and you didnt mention anything about how he took animals onto the arc, 2 of each type

[quantamcola]

So Guude, now ya gonna do the worlds biggest nether wart farm? You said you wanted it like the wheat farms you do =P

[jimmychoo9001]

guude your keyboard was making that noise because you were holding down the shift key for longer than 5 seconds, you can disable that in the keyboard options on your computers control panel. your welcome duude :)

[Thougo]

Guude,the only way they could fix that wooden half slab bug would be either make all half slabs break with axes or make new wooden half slabs, which would remove all the old wooden half slabs from your game world and you would have to craft new ones.

It's a bug that can't be fixed D:

[SomeBlondAussie]

@Thougo All bugs can be fixed,but in this case it would just be very difficult, you just need to take a different approach. There is no limit on what programming can achieve. If it can be broken it can be fixed :)

[Thougo]

@SomeBlondAussie Of course it could be fixed easily. But it can't be fixed without pissing off about 4 million players for messing up their machines and buildings etc.

[K0K0Puffz]

Love Baj. xD

[Xiesyn99]

Hey guude you know what sounds good right now? Some spider eyes. Did anyone tell you you can eat them?

[Athatchica]

The Greatest Adventure: Stories From The Bible.

Starring GuudeBoulderfist

[TheDudeThatPwns]

Guude, I think what you should do for the stairs is to make symmetrical staircases that go up each side on the main floor, which then meet, where you can sort of overlook the farm. From there there are stairs that lead up to the deck of the boat.

[cptjman904]

FLOOD THE WHOLE FUCKIN' SERVER!!!!!

[TaKKun1123]

doc's is only for cows

[Oddmast]

do the villagers get salvation on the ark with the animals too? ;)

[Phyzium1]

Are you going to get 2 creepers, 2 zombies, 2 endermen, etc.?

[ryguy11995]

just a suggestion. maybe recreate whiterun from skyrim on the server. thumbs up so he sees?

[ryguy11995]

for a prank wait until his castle is done and then fill it with snowmen

[ZalagoX]

I really hate to be that person, but I would appreciate if you could refrain from saying "that's gay" in the future. I'm sure it offends others as it offends me, but there are those that would unsubscribe because of things like that. In the interest of your overall success as well as my own interest, any effort put forth would be greatly appreciated. Thanks :)

[angrybabys]

mindcrack is strange, arks are blimps and tepes are igloos

[rebexxaXD]

you can eat spider eyes? XD



[JamesMHBurrow]

The ark needs to be a bit rounder. From the ends it looks squarish and on the sides there are too many 'harsh' corners. Try taking off the corners and it should look better

[TheFatman2K]

Guude, I wanted to say I support your idea to get a second channel, BUT I am worried.

In my experience the gamer "culture" can be WAY more understanding about things said while gaming with someone then in casual conversation. I fear that you may actually damage your following.

That said. You think it is a good idea, go for it. I will watch some and plan to keep watching this channel eitherway.

[TeamD3ath2]

hey guude.. floods have lightning.. and after whatching sea of flame (rain should have been lava) u should stay away from the wooden boat.. and on your second channel will the OOG vegas sex tape be posted :D??

[ArtyArtyArtemis]

Will you put NPC villagers on the Ark?

[RsCancelled]

Put ur NAME on the ark.

Glowstone or something what u like=)

[MrMooneclips]

time for some history fact. noas ark comes from a real history.. before jesus time in old persia then there was a king that did take all his belonings and his animal and placed it ib a boat. before they set sail then there was a horrible storm that lasted for days and that over-flow a river that caused the boat to set sail whit the king on it. when the storm finally went then the king was out on the sea but after a few days he did reache the land. and that was how the history was made.

[MrMooneclips]

@MrMooneclips if you dont belive me then you can look it up.

[MrMooneclips]

@MrMooneclips and if you want to see the noaks ark history then l think history channel have made a movie about it

[Khyl49]

i just sat through a commercial advertising the new Oprah Winfry show. You're welcome, Guude.

[70ny775]

Fucking N E V A D A god really

[Keeperodd]

UberhaxorNova?

[MAINLANE19]

Listen to robotochoper I was thinking the same thing

[kqitsualik]

lol after I made the comment, you say you are bordering it :) nice guude.