Transmorphers: The Review

[Rotneybot]

The Asylum copied the title, and changed it. Fuck the Asylum!

[BuckBrotherStudios]

what program if i wanted to make a fan film for transformers would i use i don't know wich i don't want it to look bad like this movie you are reviewing and i don't want to spend a lot of money

[InvidNinja92]

@BuckBrotherStudios If your using Windows, then the latest Sony Vegas is considered a great editing tool for film. If you're lucky enough to own a Mac then Final Cut Pro is perfect. Those are the only real options I can give you for editing software.

[quinnbb123]

1:38 coff matrix ripoff

[happysplinters]

worst movie EVER

It was horrible, no redeeming features, no story, no plot, no graphics, no hot chicks, no action. its a D grade movie, made on a low budget, if that budget allowed for 1 dollar per actor it would be overpaying them.

costumes... fuckin plane horrible motorbike jackets wtf seriously!

graphics... horrible, a 2 year old orangutan could come up with better CGI

[anovikov1]

This is the worst movie I have ever seen... It is beyond bad the graphics suck and everything else is bad to. The first 20 minutes are in flashing lights and u can't c anything

[underbightdog23]

HOW COULD YOU HATE THIS??! THIS IS THE BEST SCIENCE FICTION FILM I HAVE SEEN!!! I USED TO THINK 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY WAS THE BEST SCIENCE FICTION FILM EVER, BOY WAS I WRONG!! THIS MOVIE WILL HOLD UP FOR YEARS TO COME, MY GRANDKIDS WILL WATCH THIS MOVIE AND SAY "WOW GRANDPA JACK!! THIS IS GREAT, I LOVE TRANSMORPHERS!!!!!" THEN I SHOW THEM BLADE RUNNER AND THEY WILL SAY "WOW GRANADPA JACK THIS IS BAD MOVIE, NOT GOOD MOVIE!!" THE SPECIAL EFFECTS RULE!!!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND YOU SHOULD TOOO!!!!

[Blotchy12243]

this film is so bad it comes back round to really quite good

[transformersdudefred]

i got to the first fight and where the truck or what ever turned into a robot and i was like wtf? turned off the DVD player

[IronAndSteelTilDeath]

Is this movie worth watching for teh lulz? This is JaxTek, BTW.

[InvidNinja92]

@IronAndSteelTilDeath As someone who adores the movies that are 'so bad it's good', I still would say that only a real movie masochist couuld stand this film. Some of the Asylum's work however has become more unintentionally hilarious now such as their recent Sherlock Holmes knock off.

[animefreak873]

well this version was bad but the other one transmorphers fall of man was in my opinion great!

[wiithepeople2]

Shawn of the Dead for sci-fi!

[guo0]

I completely agree with you. Just saw this on cable and couldn't stay away because it was so baaaaaad. It's like power rangers but with different plots

[projectFEAR2]

i like this movie becasue well its with robots but yeah it has alot of bad parts but give the movie credit they tried to make a good movie just give them credit god u idiots are so mean

[EbinHasGuitar]

This movie is beyond bad

I fricken' love The Asylum XD

[DSkehan2004]

omg

[rh117]

I hope every staff member in Asylum Studios dies horribly

[22wattz22]

Here is a list of well good robot movies: WALL E, TRANSFORMERS1&2, all 4 TERMINATOR movies and bicintenial man. For the love of god don't forget Star wars 1,2,3,4,5 and,6

[SlyTF1]

I agree with everything except for Wall-E I hated that movie! I wasted my 13th birthday on that piece of shit!

[22wattz22]

my bad dude i was just thinking off the top of my head, iment to say short circut

[22wattz22]

sorry I that was off the top my head i meant short circut

[ticqual123]

i never heard of this cleshay peace of shit you give robots a bad name

[InvidNinja92]

@ticqual123 Don't you mean that the movie gives robots a bad name? Also you spelt cliche wrong, :)

[friesngravy]

you mean cliche piece of shit right?

[MAZZ0Murder]

I watched this for the hell of it. Why did I torture myself so? But how does Asylum stay in business?! It's beyond me

[Carnage1235]

I laughed so much at the tagline "The aliens arn't driving the robots, they ARE the robots". So stupid.

[mtsp95]

word

[bubblesofhell]

i say most of the most riped off movies is transformers and terminators but its a fugin shame

[darkfalco1094]

i doubt the asylum wins any money by making movies that were already made.

ex. when a killer calls= when a stranger calls

100 million bc = 10,000 bc

transmorphers = transformers

seriously whoever founded that asylum crap should go fuck himself!!!

[2moonsbagiwarrior]

i rented this stupid movie.when i rented it i expected sort of like transformers with atleast ok graphics.but i was just terrible!!i mean there was no triggers on the plastic fake guns.explosions were crap actually there were no explosions at all it was pathetic and it was made in 2007!!

[KisekiTim]

I saw the movie for free and it wasn't even worth my time. But well it is an Asylum video and their purpose is to make money. Rather than release oscar award nominee level videos, they release low budget films with titles deceivingly close to the award winning predecessors, in hoping to dupe the public into buying it. While I don't disagree with your review, I think bashing Asylum videos at this point is really just beating away at a dead corpse, and giving them the attention they desire.

[bubbachewies]

i know it sucks!

[fiskefyren]

what... are you a retard? when was anyone in the matirx unfrozen? they found a guy in a online world thingy... they didnt unfreas him... if that is a ripoff of anything it would be demolision man...

[InvidNinja92]

Well remember, this was my first review from more than a year ago so I was bound to make a few mistakes. Makes me think how long it has been since I first saw The Matrix. Well at least you spotted another movie this piece of garbage rips off from. You could make a drinking game out of this movie with how much stuff it rips off. :)

[fiskefyren]

eh... didnt notice the date :p

i was just a little like... hmm... they didnt unfreze neo in the matrix they just unplugged him... not the same thing at all :D

i havent seen this movie yet but i started to poke around on youtube to see what it looked like... dear god it looks shitty xD

but... it had the captin from babylon 5! ;_;

[amartinez97]

i saw it on netflix it is pure bull shit Cloverfield is better then it (well i liked cloverfield)

[galactigus20]

lol watch anything else do not watch this movie haha

[LordOregano]

Look on the bright size!  The cover art is impeccable!

[TheUnderdwellers]

Woolworths, hmm. Nice review, Asylum Pictures make some really terrible films, they even released a film called Killer Shark vs. Giant Octopus, or something along those lines

[aliensharkboy]

'Transmorphers' sounds shit! I think I might get it to have a funny night with some friends but great review mate you're probably my faverote reviewer

[InvidNinja92]

Thanks! Glad you like it, was my first review from about a year and a half ago.

[aliensharkboy]

Do you think you could make a movie review for... 'Twister',...'Armageddon',...'­Deep Impact',...or, 'The Day After Tomorrow' If you can or want?, Which ever one you want to do if you want to?

[hasekrocks]

Wooooooooow, who the fuck cares what anyone on here thinks. Transmorphers SUCKS and Transformers is for whatever anyones reason is.... a good movie. If you have to be a complete retard or a hillbilly to like it, then ALOt of people fall under that category. It banked pretty fucking big in box office and dvd sales.

[cosmo2593]

Lame movie

Transformers is easily a million times better

[abcdefh1992]

Wrong because zero times a million is still zero.

[violentkid19]

It's a saying dumbass

He's not doing it by multiplication

Have you ever heard people say stuff like "I've done this many times" or "This is a hundred times cooler"?

[Rampagelil]

um no the transformers movie is stupid

[cosmo2593]

well at least it was better than transmorphers

[Rampagelil]

no transmorphers is way better then trnasformers mainly cuz it didnt take something beautiful and turn it into fucking explosions

[nawabmevans]

r u stupid

tha fucking cartoon sucked

it was a gift from the beast we call the desolate one!

The movie kills

[Rampagelil]

your a fucking idiot the movie has no plot line and no heart the show did and way to steal that line from clerks 2 fyi kevin smith likes transformers the movie is for brain dead hillbillies like yourself who only want to see explosions

[nawabmevans]

wow no plot?

maybe u should watch it again.

and as for he fucking idiot comment my IQ is like 187 so im a bit smater than u, ir.

Oh and the hillbilly thing...

I'e only live in big cities...

so fuuuuuuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Rampagelil]

yea heres the plot o lets find this all spark block big fucking deal no where near compared to the cartoon and your stupid becouse hillbillies can still live in the big city and you know that the only reason you like it is becouse of the fucking explosions and robots

[nawabmevans]

ok

apparently the movie without a plot got a sequel

And i liked it because of the special effects

and got kill urself sir

ur useless

[Rampagelil]

that whole message made no sense

[DonJusty]

cinemaas

[darkgammav1]

sounds like a crap terminator

[InvidNinja92]

Funnily enough, the company that made this have made a Terminator ripoff imaginatively enough called The Terminators. No joke.

[SH474M]

Not to mention "Snakes on a Train".

Or "Alien vs. Hunter."

And "I am Omega."

Perhaps "The Day the Earth Stopped."

And countless other mockbusters.

[Lonecompany6]

this z bots and d bots got me confused

[copypacer]

the story was gay but graphics were okay

[larrieking]

Are you fuckin kiddin me!?

[FreonRose]

you gotta be shitt'n me

[MumblecoreGeneration]

for it's budget, it did do quite well with special effects.

[Jackc8201]

I was lucky enough to watch the version where the audio and video are out of synch. Several people will be standing around, you'll hear talking, then you can guess who it is that's talking, until someone's lips actually start moving.

[isubyousub]

lol u sound like simon from american idol

[ModulatedSignal]

They're the Z BOTS not D bots lol...man that movie sucked so much ass.

[JLineProductions]

i LOVE how they go to the woman general and refer to her as a man. They say "yes sir, no sir"

[jweinrub]

Great review!!!

[bubbaStapes]

Watching the trailer for this movie made my laugh the hardest I've ever laughed. It really is terrible, nice review.

[slashboy5]

i bought this and watched, LUCKILY it was only 2 pound!

[oktahahighboredness]

i heard this movie mad more money than Alien vs. Hunter, Snakes on a Train, and The Devinci Treasure combined!

[1MillSkill]

Alien vs. Predator, Snakes on a Plane, and the Devinci Code.

[windowsVD]

u sound like simon cowell from american idol

[SirDawkinsthemad]

I know that this comment has nothing to do with the review itself. However, aren't the Invid the aliens from the third Robotech saga?

[InvidNinja92]

Yes they are.

[scubusdubus]

all of the these cash in are designed for one reason; A lithle kid says to his grandma I want the transformers movie for my birthday the ladie is at a video store sees this and without thinking twice about what exactly the kid said she buys it and gives it to the anxious child, he watches it and say " WTF GRANDMA!?!?!?"

[MonkeyGuitar]

Man just by watching the trailers I wanted to puke lol. You can actually see in the trailer a clip of the soldier's machine guns "recoiling" back them as they fire for about 5 seconds without a single sign of a tracer bullet, or even a muzzle flash. I don't even think they bothered to render shadows for the CG D-bots. Great review, God-aweful movie!

[ddb1965]

You forgot to mention how they ripped-off Galactica 1980. Ripping-off a bad TV show, to make a bad movie!

I watched it for free on YouTube, so they didnt get any of my money.

[LilDas187]

i'll probably watch it & c if i don't piss my pants laughin' lol

[dslsd64]

Who actually buys these movies? Old ladies wanting to buy something for their grandkids? That must be a huge market, because Asylum keeps pumping them out.

[BubblesBigBro]

I don't movies like this (unless its truely worthy of repeat mocking (Charles Band's early work comes to mind)) but I do rent them from time to time. I can't help it. I like watching crap just because its that bad. Watching 'Plan 9 From Outerspace' ruined me.

[splintercell99]

Transmorphers= Woeful, terrible, EPIC FAIL

Any video, mp3, dvd, vhs, wav, avi, mpg of this movie should be deleted, burned, formatted and removed from the record books, the internet Anyone who has seen it and enjoyed it should be isolated.

May history never repeat itself with any sequel, follow up, discussion, reviews.

Any actors, directors, script writers, set makers, CGI should never work again!

CRAP wardrobe and motorbike jackets!

After watching, I think its time to take up crystal meth

[Strik3r1090]

Heh, I bought this movie for 3 quid in woolies. It was in fact in the very... very bottom of the bargain bin and I can honestly say DONT BUY THIS MOVIE!

In a word its craptacular.

"if you want to see something involving robots watch transformers, watch ANYTHING ELSE but this"

Damn right, good review for a rubbish movie 5*s mate.

[InvidNinja92]

Thanks buddy.

[Silverfire05]

Next thing...COOPERMAN!

Oh for the love of Primus...i really wish Megatron could exist to kill those bastards

[jetstorm747]

This movie and it's creator deserve to burn!

[Alieneater1239]

Transformers had a cube. And TransMORPHERS had a ball lmao

[Gawks20]

The Asylum makes incredibly good movies! I mean, Allen Quatermain, Monster, Transmorphers, and Alien vs. Hunter? OMG Come on!

[InvidNinja92]

I hope your being sarcastic.

[slammarbyhammer]

hahahhahaha no they don't they reaaaaaaly suck

[ozzysslave]

wow have you actually watched any of those? or are talking about indiana jones, cloverfield, transformers, and alien vs predator. if you are talking about those i agree

[spacexploder]

i am not laghing at the effects because lets face it you get what you pay for and this is a straight to dvd movie. and that is where it goes bad. you know the acting and story is going to lick balls. and boy oh boy just watch it and find out

[dogpup4]

Alien vs hunter, transmorphers, monster? You have got to be fucking kidding me!

[Kurzland]

LOL! Watch "Monster"! Same thing as Cloverfield!

[1tymon]

thanks for the review, you can make it a little less radio like by adding pictures of the characters when youre talking about them maybe?

[InvidNinja92]

I would have but as it was my first review I had no idea how to splice in video clips so I sadly had to settle for just my voice. Now all my later reviews have video clips such as my game review series Shoot The Core. Also I have a new anime podcast coming up which will feature video clips at certain points. Thanks for the advice anyway though and glad you enjoyed the review.

[ozzysslave]

avh: alien vs hunter is worse

[InvidNinja92]

I might consider watching AVH if it is even worse. From what I have seen it definetely looks just as bad as Transmorphers.

[tonypineapple]

Is this Simon from American Idol?

[TheEvilDead2Fan]

your welcome

[TheEvilDead2Fan]

your british accent is awsome!

[InvidNinja92]

Thanks! :)

[Jim1905]

What was funny about this is me and my friend (who are huge transformers fans) used to make jokes about shitty remakes called "transmorphers" and then this came out. We were like wtf...someone ACTUALLY made this...someone spent money, REAL MONEY, to have this made...

[pilotoatomico]

hahaha thats soo funyy

[kogasgirlkogasgirl]

That just about sums up the movie lol I couldn't even finish it I watched the parts were they fought the transmorphers and about laughed my self to death I swear the transmorphers robots themselves were made out of styrophome lol ok i'm done rambling now... oh and if you havn't yet Don't watch Alien vs Hunter it was just as bad haha ok tootles

[trooperchick67]

i'm glad i haven't yet

[eduard0369]

I don't even want to read the name of the freaking movie!

[eduard0369]

I don't even want to read the name of the freaking movie!

[roryos]

I've got it, my sister bought it as a joke xD!

[StruckHaley]

are you insulting the beautiful eliza swenson (general van nostrum or whatever)?!?!

[mybigfriendlysalami]

the movie made me feel ill. ugh.

[259]

I thought I had a very high tolerance for shitty movies, but then I watched this movie...

[vacaltion44]

f*** !!!the animation is damn fake!!!

[medmapguy]

transmorphers huh? you've got to be kidding me.

[slizzleslush17]

lol i like how you say barrel, all british like

[strikecommando7]

the director argues with viewers on the films imdb page.

[CollegeJoe]

ROFL dude u can do a great review! Absolutely true, i rented it and wow just wow...

[TetrisX]

I agree, this film sucks ass.

[warcraftaddict117]

not bad for ur first review; i thought some of the stuff was pretty funny

[cheetahmen92]

I'm guessing this movie is just as bad as High School Musical, seeing as it wasn't released in cinemas. By the way, you sound a lot more professional than a 15-year-old.