John Pinette - I'm Starvin'! 8

[FaserTazer]

Did he say "small is $2 here's $20 buy 11" ?

=D

[ohcrapmynameistoolon]

@FaserTazer Ya a 20 would buy 10+ the one the guy was gonna buy anyway=11

[tturtle50]

Just did not write it that way! Thanks for the openness!! Still great!

[TheLokikotomi]

how does he not have a bigger following?

[Meroth33]

@vollmuth He's referring to the fact that his entire act is not swear words, and in fact they are unnecessary.

[SDAddario88]

They a say a person can't go more than 5 minutes without breathing. I disproved that theory by watching this performance. I was laughing, instead.

[TheKatsuki15]

the person who disliked this video is that women.

[lordoflizardsp]

I guess one person that watched this didn't know what they wanted on their sandwich.

[vollmuth]

I think the guy's hilarious, too, but since when is "son of a bitch" not cussing?

[mtlyb]

I came across John today while looking up tear drop trailers on the internet. I love when a comedian can do an entire show, make you laugh so hard you hurt, and never used obnoxious sex jokes, cussing, or treated others badly. This guy is fantastic!

I'm still laughing.

[naterh8r]

you cupon bitch lol

[hotpoppa37]

NO ZIP CODE, NO ZIP CODE, NO ZIP CODE..... :) LMAO

[MrLinkinParkfanboy]

I LUV COLDSTONE!!!

[ShadowKyle44]

YOU GOT YOU'RE CARD? XD

[tturtle50]

JonDoe70, Thanks for loading this!! Have tears running down my legs!! Awesome!! It is great to be able to laugh in the times of today!!

[TheLokikotomi]

@tturtle50 are you trying to say you pissed yourself?

[IMakeBridVids]

"HOW DO YOU GET MARRIED, BUY A HOUSE, HAVE KIDS IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ON YOUR SANDWITCH!??

[repzard99]

HAM!!! lmao

[iamchibisango]

how do you LIVE if you dont know what you want on your sandwich?!

lmao!

this man is hilarious!!!

[ShadowReign7788]

He said "not now cause I have another pick-up. So he wipes the blood from his head and says I could use a ice cream to, besides I'm a little dizzy and shouldn't be driving right now"

HAHAHA this is too funny

[tturtle50]

Great! Nothing else can be said!!!!!!!

[sweenytoddsvengence]

what would you like on your salad? HAGAN DAAS!

[Matalyn4ever]

"how do you get married, have kids, and buy a house if you dunno what you want in your sandwich!" so true!

[ViCaLiCiOuS0414]

Cold Stone Creamery.....oh man....I feel John's pain.

[oPeRa1923]

Awwww, whoever is that sad one person who disliked this video, doesn't know what he/she's missing! :))

[CharlayneCrawford]

This guy kills me. I want to share links to the videos with my friends but I should buy everyone Depends first. Very good looking guy too!

[Shishkahoobin]

What would you like in your icecream? HAM

[donniecrump]

a sad as it sounds my wife is an uber browser. she can go into a place that has 5 items and take 15 minutes to decide what she wants.

[ApollosPlace]

@donniecrump Get out of the line! lol

[Redheadaud]

crazy hilarious

[pamlovsy2j]

I <3 the ewok bit LOL

[ProInSnow]

1 person couldn't decide to like or unlike this video lol

[VixiShadowfox]

"I don't have a zipcode... well her head almost exploded!" LOL!!

[DanisProjects]

I just had to wipe the beads liquid streaming down my laptop's screen after laughing so hard.

[SuperAussm]

omg funny

[Gaara852]

I <3 the ewok growls and the way he says "get outta the line!" :3

[Waterfairy1277]

Coupens you bitch, now write a check for seven dollars XD.

[miyagisan2012]

"HOW DO YA LIVE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ON YOUR SANDWICH?!!!" Favorite line ever! Way to go John Pinette!

[Cropse666]

I like the ewok growl

[flipkid2006]

"....coupons.....YOU BITCH!!!" lol

"This coupon is EXPIRED, can I still use it?" XD

[Linxkit]

I left my card in the car

GOOD!

[JManno]

How do you get married, have kids, buy a house, if you don't know what you want on your sandwich!?

[blisteringsnot]

GET OUTTA LINE! What would you like on your ice cream... HAM!!!

[jsteffey88]

"What would like in your ice cream?"

"HAM! You don't got any ham? I'll wait. There's a super-market across the street. YOU GOT YOUR CARD?"

[laxdude00]

How big is your small? ITS SMALL! A SMALL'S A SMALL IT'S TWO DOLLARS HERE'S TWENTY BUY ELEVEN OF THEM! GET OUT OF LINE!

[oyde]

my nephew sent me one of the clips and I can't believe it....he is so funny. He is like a mix of Dom Del Louis, Jackie Gleason and Jonathan Winters....too funny

[Drchainsaw77]

@oyde

You know, you've got a great point. If anyone ever did a biopic of Jackie Gleason - and someone should - John Pinette could portray him FLAWLESSLY, I'm sure.

JP's easily among the best comedians I've seen in a long, long time.

[1968DodgePolara]

@Drchainsaw77 John Pinette could pass as Jackie Gleason's Son easily same style of comedy.

[FlowarrPowarr]

1:30

[xvrhernandez349]

"ya coupons YOU BITCH!. now write a check for seven dollars" LOL

[chargergrl67]

It hit 115 degrees yesterday here in Vegas! But John Pinette is amazing(:

[denisetheduchess]

this is the first time ive seen john i was crying my sister would have wet her pants going to buy his dvd please come to okc!!!!!

[MISSshesAllThat]

John Pinette is amazing! I watch all the clips from beginning to end and i think i laughed so hard i will never be able to breath properly again thank youu :)

[Linxkit]

Thank you! if u want 2 tell ur friends 2 bout him, warn them bout his funny-ness. If u dont, ull call the next day and their parent will go: oh. They're in the hospital. They have ` operate. They just wouldnt stop laughing!!!

[flyingdrunkboy]

this is the best standup i've ever seen. don't know y i've never heard of him before?

[TedKewin]

Thanks man, that was worth all 8 parts! The only sad thing was it ended. Well worth my time. Thanks again.

[ChiAura]

i luv how no joke he does is over done....lol John Pinette ftw!!! ^_^

[KILLER1PIE]

Wow, one person disliked this video, it's Hitler!

[viss3n]

@KILLER1PIE no hitler is nice he killed black people so he is like a GOD i obey some of hiterls rules but i dont hate judes only black people!

[KubatasticVersion2]

@viss3n Why do you hate black people? If you don't have a real, legitimate reason why you hate black people, I will hunt you down myself and put a bullet between your eyes because being racist makes you the most worthless waste of space to ever inhabit the Earth.

[viss3n]

@KubatasticVersion2 well i will tell you,

i was cycling to my home and at once a negro gave me a punch and i felt of my bycicle and he set a knife to my throut saying he wants my money and my wallet.

and that happend about 3 times now every time with black people like those beasts out of marocco and turkey those lands and what did the police do THEY DO SHIT so now i wear a bb gun on c02 with me when i go out to friends late at night like 10 o clock or 11 o clock

so that is my reason why.

[ronanthem]

Thanks for putting this up! It was well worth the watch (all 8 parts). I remember this guy from when I was a kid. He's still just as funny to watch. Thanks again

[Tristenriley]

holy fucking god i laughed so much i have hickups my lungs are on the ground with the rest of my organs end to end holy fucking god every fucking joke and more!!!!!!!!!If you made it any funnier there would have to be a medic for every person in that fucking room!!!!!

[MortalKombat773]

"Pull over I'm getting an ice cream."

"Not now. I have another pick-up."

"So he wipes the blood from his head."

HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­1111

[smashthatpumpkin]

I think the reason why people like Pinette is that not only is he funny, but he also seems like a really nice person.

[rylestknuckles]

What do you want on your ice cream? 

HAM!!!!! hahahahaha

[karkalath]

mmmm... coldstone, how i miss it

[smasher818]

Get outa line!!!!!!!

[Pippiok]

I'm British, I find this guy hilarious!

[gallagherdave]

coupons - you BITCH! hahah 0:40

[curtdammit]

its 120 degrees and you ask "how big is a small" "and thats when i killed him your honor"

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

THIS was KICK ass!

[dizandy]

EPIC

[EATIT41]

the sandwhich bit is by far one of the greatest things i've heard in my life

[xxxiheartpiratesxxx]

OMG funniest thing ever!!!

3:42-4:45

[ciabra]

Finally an extremely funny act that does not rely on sex jokes and swear words. Well done John Pinette - I'm Starvin'! 5/5

[skshield3]

Hi @ciabra, funny is funny. I don't care if they cuss, talk about sex, politics, or religion.  It's just got to be funny :D

[ryxxx12345]

@ciabra He used to swear

[whitetruck76]

@ciabra

Jim Brueur (not sure of the spelling) is the same. He doesn't swear either and is hilarious.

[whothq18]

hes so funny

[herenow3]

He's the BEST

[tussler21557]

its 2$. heres a 20 buy 11! LMAO

[borgmaw447]

OMG this guy is hilarious

[purpleshamrock17]

"So he wipes the blood from his head and says 'you know i could really use an ice cream too'."

"how big is your small...it's SMALL!"

[mancini2468]

Its 120 degrees and you ask "how big is a small is it big?" AND THAT'S WHEN I KILLED HIM YOUR HONOR

[theETOkid1]

HAM!!!

[orangesodaanyone]

lol

[lavitabella1986]

So he wipes the blood from his head.. hahahah

[Ninjalaina]

It's MY turn to browse! What would you like in your ice cream?....... HAM!!!

[camarorider67]

"and that's when i killed him your honor!!!!"

LMFAO

[MrSpazzzy1]

Omg that ewok was the shit

[Iceshoot]

MWHAAAAAHAHAHA!! X'D!!!!

[JustMeYouNub]

this coupo is expired , can i still use it ?

xD

[tom67264]

coupo? is this shorthand??

[93hondacivicturbo]

lmfao

[EWhite37]

"How do you live if you don't know what you want on your sandwich?! How do you get married, have kids, buy a house? If you don't know what you want on your sandwich? Get outta line!" lol, lol

[FredyOfDarkness]

"My turn to browse! 'What would you like on your IceCream!'.... HAM!! >:{ You dont got any ham?! ill wait! theres a Supermarket across the street! Ya' got ya Card!?" Love him.

[otef434]

Outstanding. Had to use the space bar too many times because I was laughing so hard, could not hear him. Thanks for posting this!

[47Freakshow]

the small's a small, here's a 20 buy 11 of em!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!

[hugatree10]

And then he wiped the blood from his head and said "I think I'll have an icecream too." OMG I was crying I was laughing so hard!!

[alacranmann]

this dude is f******* great man.

[FRE1991DDIE]

I agree completely!!

[rebaashley]

Best Ewok ever :]

[Camsta97]

Yeah coupons you bitch

[LauraCis9109]

OMG i just finished watching all the 8 videos and i laughed so hard. He is so funny!!! =] i love him.

[kruptTrust]

i love the look on his face when he's like HAM!!! that gets me good.

[purpleshamrock17]

"You don't know what you want on your SANDWICH?! I've known what I've wanted on my sandwich since i was like, 1!...

[darkmind436825]

No zip code! XD

100th comment!

[Choppyrules]

Next time im on line for an ice cream and theres a million people behind me just for fun ill ask "How big is your small"

[gregsgreat]

one of the best stand up specials i have ever seen hands down

[aaust12]

"What do you want on your Ice Cream?"

"HAM!! You don't got that? I'll wait!!"

LMAO best part.

[jimc09]

best comedian ever. hands down. 1 hour of pure laughter...

[Racin3]

@ 3:29 thru 4:26 i was so close to death, from laughing so hard, like if i was goin to throw up. just genius!

[benedikto1977]

lol yeah he just snapped :P

[onehitta1]

I could go for an ice cream too.

Besides, I'm a little dizzy I shouldn't be driving right nowlmao

[CHUBBLE117]

what would you like on your ice cream? HAM!! lmfao

[ricorico65]

John was the fat guy getting robbed in the final Sienfeld episode.

[LillyIvy]

"And that's when I killed them, Your Honor"

LMFAO!!

[ProfBlahson1]

i hate browsers too

[SolidSnakewins]

XDDDDDD

[ganondorf456879]

wow he a hilarious god, he is one of the best

[LadyAnime45]

"What do you want on your icecream?"

"HAM!! XD

[jmmac69]

you gotta love this guy...i'm surprised he hasn't been in movies yet!!

[bugleboy822]

He was in the punisher

[ColeRegnum]

Yeah thats right! Mr Bumpo!!!!

[bigpotatofive]

He's been in a lot of movies actually. Check out imdb.

[riegirrl]

I watched all 8 videos. Awesome as usual.

Some old material repeat as Ive watched him before the weight loss but still very funny.

I cant wait for him to come out with new stuff! Priceless!

[garth557]

It isn't that he repeats himself, he just doesn't have that much material out there. It's sad he doesn't have more. He's a Great comic. I wish he did more stand up.

[riegirrl]

yeah! I want to see more too!

[clanbigger4]

Every time I watch his DVD I cry  so funny

[BMECgirl]

omg he is sooooooooooo funny. i am laughing so much im crying. my parents are looking at me funny.

[Beja87]

Can't wait to see him at the Brea Improv

[13stix]

I'm sitting at my house and i'm giving him a standing ovation.. i love him!! he's so funny!! i pray he does comedy forever!! lol

[Ethan22skicking]

not many comedians can go a whole show and swear like 3 times hahaha man this guys great

[gaara0075]

omg thanks 4 all 8 parts hes godly funny

[AnimeWatcher1001]

there are very few comedians that can make me laugh so hard that i almost cry and this guy is one of them.

[Flamingwindjutsu]

I had the exact same Subway sandwich choice when I was 1-10 O.O When I was 10 I got rid of the pickles and put on mustard :)

[wendiwin]

This guy is now my favorite comedian. He's coming to Atlanta April 24, 2009 to The Punchline. I'll be there. I can't wait to see him. He's hysterical.

[luvalew]

I watched all 8 videos...funny stuff.

thanx for sharing.

[redwingsguy96]

After watching this whole thing I think if anyone see's John in line they'll let him ahead of them lol...

[Scrubalo13]

GET OUTTA LINE!!!

[baseballfreak5555]

what do you want on your ice cream

HAM!!!

rofl i didnt know i could laugh that hard

[lupe1200neo]

Lol omg that was aewsome, best way to end the night.

[codybatman127]

"i don't have a zip code....her head almost exploded" i laughed so hard.

[ThatBoogieman]

Oh my God. My abs hurt so bad from laughing so hard. Major props for uploading the whole thing. Made my week. =D

[dokushirizo]

for real, u watch it enough times a week you'll have a six pack in no time lol

[pirre87]

very very funny guy, thanks for uploading this

[2005SpudWebb]

pause it at 3:29 o my god i laughed so hard

[sncorrea]

oh man so did I. it was way too funny

[lnewbigging]

How do you live if you don't know what you want on your sandwich?

[MuttonChopMan]

Oh thank you thank you thank you for uploading this! I watched them all end to end and almost laughed a lung out!

[JonDoe70]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.. He's a real funny man.

[purpleshamrock17]

does anyone know if this is on a dvd? He is my family's new favorite comedian. "Get outta the line" is like his catchphrase. He's hilarious!

[dokushirizo]

yeah hon' the name of the c.d. is "i'm starvin'" with his face on it, you can't miss it =)

[azzurridego96]

yep i have this dvd hes so funny

[hbronco96]

Thanks JonDoe70 that was great!!!!!! I always hear him on satellite radio but I never knew what he looked like. Funny man!!!

[IshFriendlyMe]

Dear lard. I can actually believe I spent an hour (or so) watching all the parts to I'm Starvin'!

Thanks for that (as in actually, thank you, I'd give you my first born as payment if you asked for it).

Oh man. Now I have to go find my kidney, I laughed it out of my system somewhere between all of that.

[DataCables17]

are toppings extra? hahah so funny

[THEGuitarHero5579]

-What would you like in your ice cream?

-HAM

i laughed so hard when he said that

[Battousai012]

Same here! This guy is sooo funny! lol

[EijiFujiLover]

XD

"Its 2 dollars ! Here's a twenty, buy 11 of them. GET OUTTA LINE!!"

This guy will forever be funny ;D

[mikemilenko50187]

Yea, yaa. coupons YOU BITCH!!!

NOW WRITE A CHECK FOR 7 DOLLARS

[csaluki762]

Thank you for this johndoe!! He is funny as hell!!! I laughed so much and so hard! He is truly an original!

[JonDoe70]

You are very welcome, He is one funny man.

[mightycowhero]

how big is your small?

[jenscharmed]

how can you live if you don't know what you want on your sandwich...LOL! Classic!

[quebeker1]

thank you jondoe.

Pinette is one of the best.

[KitDaCheetah]

herbs and cheese bread, ham, salami, balogna, cheddar cheese,lettuce, light mustard and mayo extra pickle. "GET OUTTA THE LINE!"

[0takuN64]

pinette the great philosopher!! he's right! how do you live if you don't even know what you want on your sandwich!

[ruthlesace]

"i dont have a zip code"