Elvis slaps Ernest Hemingway LIVE at The Green parrot

[KicknGuitar]

No matter how awesome Elvis was, Hemingway was simply badass.

The Hemingway depicted here is far from the one I would even consider as a character role.

At least the Elvis' accent wasn't utterly fucking worthless.

[chieflewal]

This has probably already been said somewhere in the first 50 comments, but Hemingway would beat the snot out of Elvis.

[giscari]

If it is Elvis, I am Madonna

[TheWolfmoon21]

I liked it....anything that annoy's the bloated egotistical delusional yanks is good in my book ;)

[Supertramp1966]

@TheWolfmoon21

Must you insert Nationality into the equation here. Really??? If you don't like "yanks", that's fine. I don't care much for a "Bollock" either, with your stinking, crooked yellow teeth. POST SCRIPT: If you want to view the true definition of "bloated", maybe you should peek into a pub sometime and witness the alcoholic dregs of English society bellied up to the bar.... Sincerely, America

[TheWolfmoon21]

@Supertramp1966 Silly rabbit, i dont need to look any further than black friday to see the insanity of the american dogs.....good luck with that economy collapse.....sucker

[magprob]

Elvis would have beat the shit out of Hemingway with a Karate Chop to his swollen liver, and then as Ernest lay on the floor gasping, Elvis would have sang Hound Dog to him. Yea! Shake It Baby!

[PedroNicanoreTV]

The real Hemingway would of dropped that mutherfucker.

[MrAstroboy38]

I think this is great! But, if someone who refers to themselves as a polymath believes so strongly otherwise, maybe I should reconsider... Nah, WillinKeyWest, you did a good thing

[jefflunar]

Unfunny, worthless. You might as well take this down.

[herrveidt]

Which one's Elvis?

[Forehead2Brick]

He's gained a lot of hemingweight. 

[1misanthropist]

I say again, Fuck this species.

[Kingsh1t420]

this is very funny.i expect to laugh soon

[JubalCalif]

I think the slap happened after they'd had too much to drink. Legend has it that they were mixing vodka with Milk of Magnesia. That's called a "Phillips Screwdriver".

[lord86maverick]

theres a reason why there 78 dislikes

[ScrivereLaMiaStoria]

más sobre hemingway

[Mofterei]

willinkeywest = gay mongoloid

[christpins]

This was horrible

[benj008]

why did elvis slapped hemingway?

[toReasonWhy]

To get to the other side?

[uncleavi2002]

For the record, I like drinking at the Green Parrot!

[larrya444]

That is one large Hemingway and one small Elvis.

[WHJ3rd]

torpor...huh?

[mccauleyeric28]

this program is the fuckin shizznit

[Brennafugg]

Wow Youtube is pretty old! I thought those two would have been before its time. Amazing to see them on stage together like that.

[Timurito1]

that is almost the fuckiest fucking fuck of shit I have ever seen!

[KentuckyLane1984]

wow u havent seen much then cause this is gay

[polymath7]

It's not simply that the content of this video is utterly fucking worthless, but that you've imposed upon people's time with your blatantly dishonest title.  It is also the hight of feckless narcissism that you would smugly gloat, "thanks for the hits!". Elvis and Hemingway got the hits, not you fucking noobs. No-one has the slightest interest in you, and this shall remain the case no matter how many are drawn in by your mendacious title.

"Look at me! Please!"

I hate insects like you.

[willinkeywest]

take yourself a little seriously, do you? Maybe it's just me, but you seem a bit smug in your critisim. What have you done for the world lately? It's just a JOKE you pompous ass!

And it isn't a dishonest title, it is what the video is about. And your hate for "insects like me" pales in comparison to the complete lack of respect I have for wanna be intellectuals like you.

have a nice day, and thanks for the hits!

[polymath7]

Dude, I'm not taking myself or you seriously at all, I'm rolling my eyes at you. I understand this is a joke, and If it were a FUNNY joke, I wouldn't be so annoyed. Come to think of it, what's the joke? "Elvis and Hemingway are two colorful but very different dead celebrities who were unlikely ever to be in the same place at the same time, and if one of them were to say, reach out and strike the other, this would be still more unexpected and incongruous, and therefore funny!"

[willinkeywest]

but you seem to be spending an awful lot of time on something so worthless! It's Youtube, you idiot! Most of the stuff on here is completly useless! get over it, brother, and find a constructive way to spend your time!

and thanks for the additional hits!

[TheMatrick15]

This is why I love the internet.

[Supertramp1966]

@willinkeywest

Utterly worthless video....

[mnpadin]

Contrary to your conjecture, I intuitively feel that your treatment of the situation is superlative. "Thanks for the hits" could actually could have been effected graciousness. There is nothing remotely narcissistic about this video; however, I do discern ostentation in your comment. And my resolve, my incentive, is bogged with torpor when I bring myself to elucidate an erroneous grammatical instance in your comment: no one is two words. How very embarrassing for someone as lofty ... (cont'd)

[alterego227]

That's enough out of you, Frasier!

[priapus56]

Christ! You must bore yourself to sleep!

[tinakanwpia]

I hope you chose register out of humor. You can't be serious.

[1966WAX]

@polymath7 whoa...someone should mail you a turd

[Nonpeon]

@polymath7

Being accused of being pompous because you utilize literary diction is not a first, and it smacks of that Green-eyed monster. :-)

[Supertramp1966]

@polymath7

I'm with you. This is a disrespectful parody at Hemingway's expense. That fucking idiot playing Elvis has the nerve to say, "I think your a better reader than writer." Really? There is NOTHING funny about this video. It's a low budget attempt to "create something", and it reeks of self-indulgence. To the guy who made this: Pick a less-noble character to "roast" next time and you might not end up with 150 dislikes to 20 likes....

[jmf1002]

Hemingway was never that fat. So screw this shit. Try to find a decent re-enactment at least.

[LAZARZERO]

did this really happen in real life?

[willinkeywest]

no. someone, at sometime in history, put a plaque on the wall of the Green Parroat that stated, "on this site on June 9, 1957, Elvis slapped Hemingway". No one knows who, or when, the plaque was put up, but we decided to re-enact the event just for the hell of it. It's kind of a Key West thing.

[LAZARZERO]

okay. cool. thanks for posting it

[Alfrunk]

"No one knows who, or when, the plaque was put up"

Maybe that should be a sign for you to keep your disgusting "interpretation" out of it?

[willinkeywest]

and maybe you giving this any of your attention is a sign that you may be a complete loser that really, sadly, needs to GET A LIFE!

lighten up dude! It's just a joke!

[Alfrunk]

Well YOU posted it

[willinkeywest]

and you've watched it, (thanks for the hits!), and continue to waste your time bitchin' about it!

really, as Franky says, relax!

[fmbighair]

cute.

[c1h2e3s4t5e6r]

oh...this sucks in spades...you guys are so drunk and an embarrassment to the human species

[zackjmack]

this is disgusting. one of the most heinous and pointless inane things i've ever seen. Elvis was one of the coolest people to walk the earth and Hemingway was one of the toughest, most passionate and romantic authors known to mankind. What's this bs about sniveling?? And as if Elvis would ever be so disrespectful as to slap one of his elders...especially Papa Hemingway.

I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race after watching this crap.

[willinkeywest]

jeez man, lighten up, will ya! If you can get that upset over a pointless joke, the all the real suffering in the world must have you completly broken up!

get over it, ok?

[matsutakneatche]

some people hey. i once insulted the king, basically said this song sucks, i wouldn't go there again, the goddamm hatemail.lol

[rstandmartin]

If they try to create 1957 ............why the Fuck do they dress Elvis in 1970's jumpsuits??

They just never get it right in America.......

[KWELVIS]

WHERE'S KWELVIS?

[panzarw]

thats not hemingway, and elvis, elvis is a man that honors others, and i bet my house that elvis would just sit on the flor while ernet would be telling stories, and thats not ernest thats a old fatass gin drinker, erenst was thin!

[brewstermacloud]

Why Elvis slapped Hemingway???