My New Girlfriend

[SuperShoeLicker]

I. Hate. You. Lmao. Had me cracking up.

[owluver9]

I will destroy you!

[alibean101]

The hand's voice reminds me of the voice of the squirt thing from Super Mario Sunshine

[lavcheto2]

He's a nice guy ................... Not at all !

[ShannonSMD]

Greg's laugh at the end <3

[skittlehappymatt]

white power

*onision laugh*

[LicenseToNERD]

LOL!

[puggly123]

I WILL DESTROY YOU...... IN THE KNEE :D

[DontRepYourCity]

This is Cartman and Mitch Connor all over again.

[TheKatyperrystar]

o.o <------------ shocking very shocking

[kindy875]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



[odskdos]

Haha funny

[TheLovleylady123]

i love this soo much



[SasuPet]

Omg. Dat voice. :D

[jennyn0509]

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

[OriginalTillieTastic]

whats that on your face?

Lotion lmaoooooo genius

[Ezmiiea1da]

Very nice

[dramadeyskitz]

best video you've made in FOREVER XDlulz for days

[iRunWithLife]

Friend hand : What is on your face?????

Onision's hand : LOTION

[smexylexy321]

dude, your hand is HAWT!!!

LOVE YOU!!!

[MrKnickers124]

white power lol...am i the only one who watches the end?^^

[BarbieVanityTakeTwo]

I.WILL.DEE.STROY.YOOOU!!

[AVeryQuickReview]

Does he dress his hand up when he actually touching himself? O_o

[themadhatter10771]

SEX.UA.LEE

[OhWorldOfWonder]

....lotion.

[JazzyFknBear]

"I, Smack, His, Well, *POP*." LOL

[TheWillem1234]

How is it that Onision has millions of girlfriends, but Shane Dawson has not one!?

[katty81690]

@TheWillem1234 he has a girlfriend, her name is lisa (lisbug on youtube) and he had one named nadine but she's canadian so they broke up.

[cammamoon]

OMFG! I just looooooove this clip, it's soooooo funny, omgomgomgomg, I'm laughing so much every time I see this clip xD hahahahaha! you're amazinglydazingly funny, onision - you sure is :3 (wooop, bad english with perpeeeeeeece :D:D:D:D:D i'msofunny) mehehe ..

[SmashiKitti]

I love the way she says sexually xD ~ giggles

[Paiu95]

I WILL DESTROY UUU.

[NeonNotch]

lol i luv this

[Detonationz]

1:41 A penis?

[TheEssenceadams]

anybody elae see the eyes at the bottom of the hands feet

[uncontrolable69]

WOW...XD Way to much time on your...hands....

[DRDOMINICO]

its funny how this is like a description of shiloh

[PikaLovesYouu]

lmao, I love how its making fun of what shiloh did x) niiiiiiiceee

[ExoticRebellion]

"ARE. U. THINKING. OF THESE. WOMEN. ON. TV. SIXIUALLI?"

"... no..?"

"YES YOU ARE YOU BASTARD!"

[Samikines]

lol ive watched this so many times now and ive just realised your making fun of ur x,,lol

[MrAnnax1]

White power haahahhahaahha

[Kiarra28]

What's. That. On. Your. Face? ... Lo.tion ...

[OperaGhostess]

I will destrrooooyy yoouuu.

[bluemarker50]

white power lol 1:40

[BRVMoments]

i <3 barbie :c

[bobkin611]

White power!! Hahaha XDDDDDdDd

[Jeryn9185]

White Power!... xD

[bobkin611]

Hahaha more of this please!!!

[quirkjerks]

Such clever usage of dolls. :D

[sgtcrazysox]

do you have a tatoo on your wrist if so what does it say

[ItsaPeopleThing]

@sgtcrazysox remeber love

[kiraheart4000]

...sometimes i worry about you...

[IAMMEKIZ]

Poor hand, not really....

[eloraboo]

I love this :D

[xkatiexkisskillx]

This is my favorite video you've done on your main channel:)

[THEDAWSONGIRL]

Did you make this vid cause you had nothing to do and you were bored. I think yes.

[tophrocks96]

Are youthinking about the women on tv sexually?

No

Yes you are you bastard!

No I'm not.

I HATE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[mishellezita]

White  POWER <3

[MikaelaRAWRwtf]

White. Pow er.

[dereksupadude]

ohh sly dig at Shiloh there :P

[NyzoGaming]

So weird how this is like him and Shiloh when they broke up O.o

[kit1236]

i think that means no more masturbating 

[ROFLStudiosInc]

0:47 is that a hitler symbol thing on your arm

[Pearsallbeth475]

The way it talks is so funny

[magicalllamas123]

Onision plays with dolls...

[GunsGoBang74]

BUT. I. JUST. WANTED. TO. WATCH. A. MOVIE.

[DxMxAxR]

@GunsGoBang74 It sounded like she said "Watch eight movie" the way she was speaking lol.

[XXjoshXXwallaceXX]

@GunsGoBang74 But . I . Want . To . Watch . It . Now.

[ImTotallyDrawn]

i find this very disturbing o.o

[FrostBite067]

Lol. Lotion...

[CrEEpR69]

THATS NOT A GIRL!!! THATS... MITCH CONNOR

[SarvorineZ]

You know.... I just want to make this joke for the other people who are I guess thinking the same thing.

*If our hands are females, It's not called a handjob is it now?... probably..a blowjob from the back neck* XD!

[clarebearpanda]

Lol!

[EpicAngelica101]

Look At The Bottom Of The Guy's Hand At 0:56! XD

[TheMexmelli13]

lol "white power"

*cute laugh*

[ImpossibleVictoryUSA]

You need to repent, the wages of sin is death.

[xsavagefeline16x]

Greg........lmfao woooow I just shat bricks laughin. Love your vids <3 Keep em comin

[FreakFLOOUU]

one of my favorite recent videos of him :D

[LykeOmfg]

You can't be serious about them getting back together! They're a very unstable couple and shouldn't be in each others lives. I've always loved Shiloh but this shits crazy and Greg is a piece of shit.

[cillanickole317]

Lo-tion... hahahhahh that killed me!XD

[TheBestOne645]

that was funny

[actionsAreWordsInc]

For the last year, I have been knee-gleck-ted.

[Skullwannabe]

1:08 achmed the dead terrorist anyone? XD

[Jeepersshishipeppy]

did someone eat the barbies face?!!!!

[Creepernator]

0:55 BE CAREFUL OLD MAN! YOU'RE BEING DEVOURED BY THE TROLLS!

[SuperRedhead1998]

White powers!!!!!! Lmao!

[CeeJay9000]

And i said: Hey chill it down kick back watch Onision maybe go have sex with a doll a couple minutes later and when i say maybe i mean do it... And eat popcorn playing Skyrim have naked partys tell stories about Love, video tape your girl friend naked in the shower, Vlog about a puppy, beat up fake babies, Sing songs about banana's, Send your Ex's New Boy friend a video about how many times you guys had sex, And go on gaming killing sprees Make emo stories play with phone apps of death!!

[bbbbbb222222]

WPWW hahaha what a boss

[GnarlyKillification]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[soratheinventor]

Your hands racist

[pvttommygun]

man: honey, do i abuse you?

woman: yes!

*slap*

[Theredheadmaniac]

"lot-ion" xD

[MeganSteindorfTV]

The whole time something is written on his wrist... "Love" i think but i cant tell...

[TotalAwsumness666]

"your horrible, ahhhh!"

[actionsAreWordsInc]

For the lahst year, I have behn knee-glek-ted.

[dieperry]

hahaha funny!!!!!!

[Kiwiims]

whats that on your face ?

... lotion. ahahhahahhahahah

[EthanGoRawr]

Made My Day xD

[cjcool91]

....Is Shiloh gone for good?

[wildboyintraining]

@cjcool91 yes

[wildboyintraining]

@cjcool91 no i recently found out that they got back together :3

[leicam2113]

my favorite video so far this is the shit 

[MonkeyManWill]

WHITE POWER

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

'Hello, my hand and I broke up. Thanks for watching.' XD

[jessliebs]

YES U R U BASTARD LOL I WILL DISTROY U LOL YOUR HORRIBLE UUHH LOLOLOLOLOL FREAKING HILLARIOUS AND ''WHATS THAT ON YOUR FACE''??? LOTION lolol YOU SHOULD DO SKITS LIKE TIS MORE OFFTEN

[H2GO1]

this is fuckin hilarious!

[GirlsRockGamer]

what did i just watch?

[bokoeman]

white power?

[MrZachistheboss]

You are starting to be just ridiculous

[Pokemonwing]

Anyone notice the eyes under her friends feet?

[Parkermang]

I found a beavis and butthead poster

[traxxasBashFreak]

1:08 Yes you are you Bastard

[littledaydreamgirl]

LMFAO

[Cernunnas]

I-WILL-DES-TROY-YOUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU!!!! XDD

[eteledevil]

omg white power :))

[xxThroughThePainxx]

Oh my god.... Shiloh must wanna kill him. this is GREAT xD

[mishiroxurworld2nite]

hahahahhaha fucking greatttt



[oreburg]

Hmm no more drama &shit & lies & gf... Onision is back!

[devilsXchildXgoesemo]

god i wish onison wold die in a hole

[CrOc3H]

1:42 PENIS CAMERA !!

[rissyroo018]

FUCK YOU ITS MIXED POWER LOL thats funny



[amcheung10]

i kno this is a COMPLETE DIFFERENT subject but the voice of his "girlfriend" sounds like FLUDD from Super Mario Sunshine haha

[Paiu95]

I WILL DESTROY UUUUUUUU!!!!

[EmoNerd28]

o wow the asshole is slamming about shiloh look /watch?v=E_q345hFBP8

[Natenapalm2]

The laugh at the end was cute :3 haha

[cacaoloves]

lotion xD that was the funnyest video EVERR..

[shetokko]

Super funny...

[ilovepie2000ful]

lololololololol



[Drumaticsin]

LMFAO!

[spastiklove]

! ! R A P I S T ! !

[GnosticAtheist]

@spastiklove DRAMATIST

[RainbowNaithanNerd]

unsub from all channels, sorry onsion, but lately you have been saying somethings I dont agree with, I used to stick up for you and maybe I will sub again in the future, but I think you need to take a chill and take some time away from youtube and recompose yourself, take some time to think things over, for your own sake man, I love your videos, been wathcing you for years on youtube but this is my opinion, you dont have to like it, Im pretty sure you wont, but there you go, true fan to his idol

[GnosticAtheist]

@RainbowNaithanNerd What has he done that is relevant to me watching funny videos on youtube?

[IloveTacos43]

...lotion.XDD

[UltraMegaMango]

Ohhh. 1:42. Cutest smile ever.

[UltraMegaMango]

hehe. Very funny, sir.

[xyer666]

0:51 make me laugh into tears xD

[LilMissFiction]

Haha!! I LOVE this video and I love Onision! Great work Greg (as always xD ) <3 Love yah. ^^ *Favourite*

[MunchieMonstaMakaMad]

This reminds me of South Park, Haha Jennifer Lopez episode XD

[tEsSaEsTrAdA]

- Lolll ,

[SammixItachiUchihaXD]

Guys, how is this even about shilioh? Where is proof tht this is about her? I honestly dont see how it is..

[kikiperson00]

@SammixItachiUchihaXD The biggest proof seems to be the whole "Police are on their way/"I will destroy you!" part, since that happened.

[DXJS85]

@SammixItachiUchihaXD Also i thinnk onision even called the cops on shiloh because she did try to kill herself,i know theres a video showing it. But whetever its his buisness and his life.

[iluvdemyx999]

I. HATE. YOUU.!!

[KiddDoxon97]

HELLO ME AND MY HAND BROKE UP.

THANKS FOR WATCHING

[SuperLLAMA56]

...Lo-tion

[TheBroodingTom]

LMAO!

[adamjhull83]

White Power Brother! WHITE FUCKING POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[metalmadness747]

WHITE POWER !!!!!!!!!! ♪♫.!!!►_◄!!!

[Xxqazwsx90sgirlxX]

i put CC on and when they were talking onision's hand said dot com cabinet XD

[xNeonCrAzEdx]

lol he's making fun of shiloh(;

[razzlebadazzle123]

Haha. I thought u and Shiloh wer friends...? So confused!!

[APersonalProblem]

White power my ass

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

"White power"

OMFG that made my day XD

[JulietsShadow]

This was uploaded on my birthday, asjdnasdn best video eva <3

[HorrorRockChick]

jennifer lopez from south park tacco-tacco barito-barito

[Gugandeep5]

i HATE YOU lol XD

[MissMandaG]

LMAO!

Been along time since I faved an Onision Vid :)

[DORUmonify]

it's lotion...

hahaha

[DORUmonify]

You're horrible! Aaaaah!

So friggin' funny...hahahaha!

[lizzyvalo]

who fucking cares if this is about Shiloh? This is golddd.

[Flipolopolis]

Definitely about Shilohoe xD

[urssmith]

Inspiring, bro.

[landaslittleworld]

does this dude have anything better to do than too rip on his ex girlfriend make up some new shit dude lol

[LivingDead1095]

White Power!

[emoboys1416]

Dude. Im for every word you say in this.

[obalobaloo]

Oh my god... This is sooo obviously about Shiloh and that's fucked.

[DelinquentDayZ]

Hey Everyone Check out MY channel please my second vid is gonna rock :P PLEASE CHECK US OUT

[AlekWay21]

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

[VladCodY]

HH! White Power

[TheBeckyOfficial]

lmao