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  • this is chuck norris as a baby. he didnt feel pain

  • D:

  • hmmmmmmmmmmm SUPAH BABAH

  • lesson learned here, even at the credits, the show never ends

  • 40 sec the best part lol XD

  • Another sign: No donuts.

    Cops: >O< NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • O.o

  • That's horrible...but hysterical... XD

  • Wow that's hilarious but cruel at the same time

  • baby is invincible

  • OH GOD THE HUMANITY!!!! WHYYYY!?????

  • Part3part3part3part3

  • no kids we're harmed in the making of this video, just babies....

  • @felxman49 fuck it not even babies were harmed in the making of this film

  • @DarkAbusis Shut up, It's a joke, ITS A FUCKING JOKE, HAHA , Do i laugh of him, NO

  • i know this is meant to be a joke... but i dont see the humor in it. Not cool to abuse a baby, not even to joke about it. Love all the other videos this site has but this one

  • :( poor baby :''(

  • That is so unfair! you wouldn't know not to read the sign unless you read the sign!

  • thats a Chuck Norris APPROVED BABY!!!

  • @beyoncepenguin Me to but I was crakin up so much I lmfao man

  • but then i took a arrow to the knee

  • SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM IF THEY KNEW ABOUT THE SIGNS THEN THEY MUST HAVE READ IT :O !! SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM SKEM

  • technically they broke the law by reading the no babies sign..

  • @cinnipanda no they didnt you just couldnt read the DO NOT READ Sign. You could read the NO BABIES Sign.

  • @9sept1999 how do you know they didn't mean it as a verb, though?

  • @cinnipanda cuz they were only around the two signs. They cant see you reading at home.

  • @9sept1999 ofc they can't see us reading at home xD

  • Painless baby...

  • I laugh when the false moral of the people appears! and when the baby is kicked

  • Big baby...

  • I'm glad I didn't laugh otherwise I would feel evil!

  • Today we asked my math teacher liked hackey-sacking.... He responded with "Its okay I guess, I prefer baby-sacking," .... Never had so much respect for a math teacher in my life

  • @littlefishkid You are one fucked up person

  • This is what happens when we don't have child abuse laws!

  • I laugh so hard every time I see this! :D

  • She got back-handed Lls

  • I wonder if that baby came out of the magic hat.

  • this is so fucked up.

    why am i laughing

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  • i started laughing when they hit the baby , am i evil now???

  • @nagisasan1 i was gunna post this comment, but u posted it b4 me. dang it.

  • All babies should get beat to death

  • I want this to be a game. 

  • BEST ONE YET

  • JUSTICE.

  • that baby is amazing its been run over with a car hit with a basball bat and smacked aroud and it still shows no real pain ......WTF!

  • And the baby took it without crying ... Like a boss .

  • SUPER BABY!! 

  • ...

    should i feel bad for rewinding the baby part?

  • i felt for the baby D':

    but then they played basball with it and i busted out laughing xD

  • Lol that's Fucked up

  • lmfao!!!!...very funny!

  • eres un enfermo mental.!!!!!!!!

  • thats 50 mph man as a baby he can run so fast because the cops beat his muscles into shape

  • whhaaaaaaa?

  • That's Child Abusing!

  • am i a bad person for laughing at something so cruel yet sooo funny!!!!!! XD

  • @catwoman247ify if you are.. so am I!!!

  • That must be one of the kids from Skyrim.

  • press 6 is very funny

  • @TheTomsdu68 Try press 5 .....

    

  • .....

  • AAAANNNDDD still noo blood!!!

  • reminds me of kick the baby from southpark

  • Awe Poor Baby XDD

  • That's so wrong, but surprisingly hilarious!

  • 2270 lose their babies

  • you sick bastard...

  • i wonder because the cops read that sign so how they know wat it says O_o

  • But i read the sign......

    is that a crime?

  • ... i feel bad for the mom... i wonder what she had to go through, what waking up with her baby being beat up by cops...

  • thats terible

  • indestructible baby wow that would be helpful 4 me ^_^

  • @fuckulovegir lol

  • @fuckulovegir lol ikr?

  • @fuckulovegir not in skyrim.....that really pisses me off.....

  • Looks like something the LAPD would do.

  • Cyanide and Happiness have a twisted sense of humor. I LOVE IT.

  • Based on a true story.

  • lol sometime i want to do that to a baby

  • go on 1:00

  • How do they know what it says if it says "Do not read." ?

  • babyball

  • If you're seriously offended by this, you should never have started watching Cyanide and Happiness in the first place. What did you expect?

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  • AAAaaah NOOO Not The BABY!!! D:

  • i hate you why would you do that:( bitch

  • wasn't very funny

  • Theres a hidden trollface at 0:54

  • @TotalyKill Oh, touche. Hoisted by my own petard!

  • @TotalyKill AHWHAHAHAW BUT OF COURSE

  • Theres a hidden trollface at 0:54

  • I felt really evil when I started laughing.

  • @beyoncepenguin "Not possible" I say sarcastically.

  • I like it but that poor baby... that is so mean... they could've tossed it in the trash... >.< I mean damn... I said "OMG and Poor Baby," repeatedly.

  • The baby dosen't bleed so it's fine.

  • i feel sorry for that baby....so young and its already turned to a life of crime..

  • The baby is either God or Chuck Norris.

  • poor baby is being molested by cops

  • I HATE THAT A BABY BABYS ARE CUTE....GOD

  • this is not funny at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:32

    Don't kick the baby!

    Kick the baby!

    *kick*

  • OMG THATS AD

    

  • Fire truckers!!!!!D:-

  • its super baby

  • BLOODY GERMANS LOOL

  • @Missgangsterxx what do ygermans have to do with this? o.O

  • OMG POOR BABY IT GOT RAN OVER BY A POLICE CAR LOOOOOOOL AND WHY DIDNT IT CRY?

  • MOTHERFUCKERS Xd

  • that baby he could kill us all with that

  • that was Chuck Norris

  • Why didn't the baby cry? O.o

  • @xFantageRandomnessx It was Chuck Norris' baby.

  • This is not ok I'm flagging it. Not ok this is complete child abuse. Who would think this is funny and for the people who do that's just wrong. And I don't like it at all I mean really come on these people are so sick in the head -.-

  • @lilahlopez1 Its dark humor. Besides, asides the fact that its just a bunch of pixels representing a baby, Why are you even watching cyanide and happiness?

  • @lilahlopez1 Shut up, shitbird.

  • @lilahlopez1 Child? All I see is a bunch of pixels. Maybe YOU are sick, because you're acting like someone really got hurt.

  • @lilahlopez1 This isn't child abuse. No one got hurt. You obviously need to learn the definition.

  • @lilahlopez1 Considering you had a good ten seconds to guess, "Oh, a baby, it's probably going to get beat to death by the cops." You had fair warning, especially when the rest of these shorts and comics have dark humor too.

  • ,my dream job

  • y r these guys so mean to poor babies

  • why do they have guns if they won't use them

  • ROFL@@@

  • that baby will grow up to be francis in L4D

  • Doesnt anyone else wonder what happened to the mother???

  • Hiiiilarrrrrious. Do people really consider this entertainment?

  • CHILD ABUSE!!!

  • i just read the sign

  • awesome lol go child abuse!! lol

  • flagged as child abuse

  • This something you can find in Russia

  • CHILD'S ABUSE!

  • @noobnoobyify IKR I flagged it >=3

  • @noobnoobyify Abuse of the English language! 

  • @BaLdyLocKs21072 sorry, it's a habit of typing something with a s

  • the baby doesnt even cry wat the hell

  • ITS A  BABY!

  • BITCH! THAT FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!! BURN IN HELL BITCH!!! BURN IN HELL!!!

  • dude that one copper looks just like our police chief!!!!!!

  • now this is gore with no blood haha epic 5***** guys

  • i like when the cops ran over the baby

  • my comes in my room and asks "what are you watching?"

    i say "a baby getting beat up by police men."

  • @jsbunbun87

    ur wat comes into ur room!?!?

    :D

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  • baby took those hits like a champ!

  • that is chuck norris's son

  • it can't die, it must be baby sad larry

  • Man I love the credits.

  • "Every baby we saw was hurt during the making of this film"

  • "No babies were harmed in the making of this film"

  • still a better love story that twilight.

  • Ok First He Totally READ A SIGN And Second 0:15 Bitch Slap

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  • Ind3structobaby, only on armorgames! xD

  • hpw is he not crying

  • :( thumbs up if you think the baby is terrified

  • OMG!

    

  • Poor Baby Lmfao

  • Reminds me of the children in Skyrim. -.-

  • sadest thing in the world

  • haha baby base ball

  • Thumbs up if you flagged this as child abuse.

  • Kick the baby

  • OH MY GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE! They could have really damaged that police car, it was probably payed for with tax payers money too! How inconsiderate!

  • @BrandNameCancer you're sick you know that...? those batons could really be getting scratched!

  • @BrandNameCancer I just saw this on art of trolling.

  • Quit your fucking whining pussys it's a cartoon not real life it's supposed to be funny and I think it's fuckin hilarious I'd kick that baby in the cunt if it was real if u really think this is disturbing then you are weak In the mind go cry about it

  • @cdyjnthn I get what your trying to say, I agree its just a cartoon. but then you say you'd kick that baby in the cunt if it was real. No. You took it too far, if you think you'd really do that then do us all a favor and kick yourself in the cunt. And if you still might atack babies, then quietly and cleanly throw yoself in front of a bus.

  • It's okay. The baby is indestructible.

  • All of their videos are like this, just in different aspects. Just because you don't find their other videos repulsing, it doesn't mean that no one else does. So just... Stop whining bitches.

  • @szakiricky Oh, and I'm not bitching, I actually love all these videos, jsut opened some eyes. :)

  • The point of all of their comics is to be anti-pc and wrong. If you get pissy, they laugh and I laugh.

  • I flagged this

  • I love the others but this is wrong......

  • I thought it very wrong of you to theoretically have cops beat up a mythical cartoon character. people need to chill out. its funny.