Zombie Americans have forgotten why 4th of July is a holiday!!!

[redman7771red17]

FAKE!!

No ones this stupid.This has to be staged.

[justisnotgood]

@redman7771red17 im afraid it the reality china will rise and america will fall be prepare to be the slave of china

[thehotshirtguy2008]

Many people are quick to label Soldiers in the U.S Army stupid. But I've NEVER met a soldier who didn't know what the fourth of July was about. I bet those kids are going to good colleges soon.

[rahsillyyoo]

this is sad..

[WastedPo]

These people forgot why we celebrate Independence Day because that information has been pushed out of their brains by much more important things such as who won American Idol, or if their texting friends said "LOL" recently and they need to type "LOL" back like a trained monkey. So it's really quite understandable.

[rlgdestroyu]

I don't know how he does this with a straight face, I would be shaking my head the entire time...

[deequan504]

wooooooooow

[maquon]

WOW! This video really blows my mind. I can't understand how anyone can make it to adulthood and not know who we fought for our independence. Do these people actively try and dodge information?

[failfiction]

Is it just me, or am I one of the only ones who came from a good high school? Or am I just surrounded by idiot zombies? Looks like I'm playing Left 4 Dead live. I dodge all the commons and there are a few special ones that can do anything.

[PrinceSultanStreet]

the woman at 4:20 came again at 6:21 shes HOT from behind!!!

[TheVimanaCode]

OMFG! lol In England our banks get holidays and we can't celebrate a day off on St. Georges day (Our Patron Saint)...

[muie3]

THIS IS WHY THEY BOMB YOUR BUILDINGS AND THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH YOU BECAUSE AMERICA IS FULL WITH GOATS AND GOATS GET SLAUGHTER

[MichaelJayyKRUMPS]

*packs bags and moves to another country*

[LoneArcane]

Haha civil war....what a dumbass

[Armadillo282000]

What % of the total you questioned actually gave the wrong answer?  I'm assuming that the people on this video, while way too many, are still a small minority of the total you interviewed.

BTW, Mark you are a fox in your swimtrunks. Thumbs up, everyone who thinks this stud should go shirtless more.

[KevinS1008]

I love all of the people who think they are right by saying "we won the war against Britain" just to let those people know, your wrong.

[jokerhalo1]

i wonder how many of these people were joking and how many were telling the truth

[maurikid23]

man this vid is ace, hahaha keep up the good work 2:15 was epic fail

[Plan9Kart]

Gee...any everyone wonders why this republic is going down the toilet?!?

[jimivaughan420]

you probably could've said we won our independence from the planet Mars and we fought the Civil War against the Martians and they still wouldn't know the difference

[kichigaisensei]

Typical Obama voters.

[bushidobrother06]

@kichigaisensei typical bus voters too, heck just typical voters in general

[ps31871]

@TheEB95 I agree i am not an usa citisen but i know why we selebrate the 4th of july!

[JayDee284]

sad I'm a non American and I know more about the 4th of July than most Americans and its not even a holiday were I live

[NYCTeamZ]

@JayDee284 yep. n its sadd

[kingpin124]

I love american boobs.

[majesticmalfeasance]

I think straight questioning would be a lot better than saying all the stuff about the civil war or Mexico or whatever. Just a straight question - from whom or what are we celebrating independence? It may be wishful thinking, but it's possible that some people were thinking to themselves "this poor guy's an idiot" and were just going along to be nice. It could happen.

[TheEB95]

"We won independence from like, Mexico"

"China"

"China, yeah."

Really? I'm not even from America and I know why! Indepence from Great Britain. For christs sake.

[merphis10]

Thats why we can move into a communist/fascist country from being a republic in a heartbit ! and these so called " Americans " wouldn't even know it !

[SuperZilla12]

this is set up every one i ever meet knows what it means and that would be about 500,000

[littleone15805]

from Mexico are u kidding me

[kastnmagic]

@EYEIZAWEZUM Actually, come to our neck of the woods and you'll find that 9 out of 10 people truly don't know WHY we celebrate the 4th... They'll all say, "Our Independence" but they don't know anything more than that.... Although this video was funny, the reality of this is pathetic...

[heystupidopenthedoor]

Hey Mark. I can answer all of those question correctly without the use of Google or my smartphone. I'm 19 years old. These people should be ashamed of themselves. You could have given the old lady more time to answer, however.

[BigT27295]

51 dislikes= the ones who got interviewed.. LOL

[jasdgdjf]

is this real or is this fake ?

[don142128]

Mark, you should ask them more important questions, such as: Who had the best decorated cupcakes this season?, Which porn star could suck a golf ball through a garden hose?, Which overpaid Illuminati whore can throw the ball the farthest...and MISS? How much does a crack rock cost these days? Wow, I just hope the vampires stay away and the zombie apocalypse doesn't happen this year....DISGUSTING, JUST DISGUSTING.

[BigT27295]

@don142128 We are in a sad state of affairs sir.Can you believe this stuff.

[DonRMB]

"Everybody loves the Beach in Summertime. But what's the Big fucking deal with the beach? I don't get it. It's where dirt meets water. Is that that fucking amazing to you?"

- Bill Hicks

[rosieisaposie]

fuck this makes me sad

[superflymacv31]

im 94 and i love the beach lol this is hilarious

[superflymacv31]

civil war lol

[BigT27295]

@superflymacv31 That was funny and sad as hell wasnt it ?

[KirbyComicsVids]

Californians at their finest: People who drive like they're drunk and don't even know what Independence Day is. Rofl.

[imraanakram]

I'm a Pakistani and I know that too, man its unbelievable! :D

[AdUtrumquePeratus76]

Looks like the California Teachers unions are doing a bang up job making sure all those tax dollars spent on education are put to good use. Hooray for multiple guess tests. To bad life is an essay question. Is it any wonder the Voters of California blissfully vote to step on the accelerator and run the whole thing off a cliff. Personally, I'm celebrating my independence from California. OH, if they could only keep their smug, self deluded opinions to them selves.

[ceelm]

well looks like the american goverment is doing there job sleep america sleep!!

[taouk7]

I'm Australian and I know!

[uwmbigb]

mark is the best at this kind of satire, Im just gobsmacked I cant believe these people.

[TheSouthernAvenger]

Ask Ron Paul that question and you'll get the most compelling argument ever for being a libertarian.

[TravisVadon]

I would have liked to see one consistent simple question, "Independence Day, who are we celebrating our independence from?" I know I'm being EXTREMELY optimistic when I say this but it could be possible that the people were nervous and didn't want to correct his errors, thinking that he's just some crazy guy rambling on about something they weren't even listening to in the first place. Although, I guess I have to be honest with myself and say, that's probably bullshit.

[toSTONEiGO]

try asking the women with smaller tits

[mintycrys]

VOTERS

[PennaPlanum]

I'VE Changed my mind about the FEMA CAMPS. Come on National Guard and FEMA....

ROUND EM UP. Time to Come and Gettem. Duhhh GITTER-DUMB

[nncoco]

Looks like a great way to meet women. Did you get any numbers Dice?

[JetJagger]

This is extremely sad. My heart sinks to see this.

[bushidobrother06]

@JetJagger i agree

[Robgf88]

Wow there is no need fighting the banks anymore. People deserve to be cheated, if they are this stupid... I don't even know.

[Onedemonchild]

China china china xD dumbasses

[cbarsonfire]

Public school system at it's best.

[hortulanus94]

@cbarsonfire yeah that's why homeschooling is the best option these days.

[ripguy86]

@EYEIZAWEZUM. What you would rather have a staged interview where the reporter steers the answers in the direction he wants. Or better yet get em in front of some of the fox news people that way when one ounce of truth starts to come out they are immediately cut off and made fun of.

[ripguy86]

I'm 25 and can't believe how braindead people in this country are today.

[videoclipesandshows]

Dude I'm brazilian and even I know that 4th July is the date of the independence day from england's hand

[freebenjeebies]

*jaw-drops* are...you..kidding me? This is just....really sad...

[thisisdan26]

Mark Dice = Detective Quinn

[Squeezins]

Here is your Occupy Wallstreet crowd.

This makes me sick to my ass.

[gentlegiant6585]

My God were DOOMED! What morons! I'm 43 and remember learning the Bill of Rights and the Preamble in the 6th grade. I hope it's just people going brain dead from stage fright when they see a camera.

[flik221]

this is like jaywalking but much more depressing.

[dasUBootVII]

Mark....wasn't this somewhat of an exercise in futility by design and intent?

You go to the beach like that and about all you will be dealing with is testosterone, estrogen and pig skin and just about plumb flat ass nothing in the way of brain tissue. You knew what the responses would be before you even got down there.

America is comatose and on life support in a Chinese hospital.

[gbounit]

Mark that is incredibly scary...

[WJValente]

The majority never changes the world, it is always done by small groups of dedicated, thoughtful, and committed individuals fighting against the odds.

[PrevailingTruth1]

@EYEIZAWEZUM As he walks up to random people...yeah totally set up. Join the ranks of the zombies coward.

[darkcat1018]

This can't be real right? That many people can't be that stupid. Wait....I work in retail, so I take that back people are that stupid.

[tickyul]

@FeralChildBuff How about you try to be slightly logical. Did you miss all of the scorn I heaped on this country.....that is why I refered to it as ONCE FINE. Did I say perfect???? Lack of health care......no you meant LACK OF FREE HEALTH CARE PROVIDED BY BIG BROTHER. And yeah, keep crying tears for Urban Americans, they are in a mess of their own making.........LOL, 70% out of wedlock birth rates is the norm. Silver spoon may butt, I am lower middle class.....for that....I blame MYSELF.

[Overfl00d]

It's all the of the fluoride added to water, the chem trails, the corrupt media, corrupt school system. Good job America.

[BITARTEN]

What have they done to you Americans?

[ReallyRick]

I only watched cause of the shirtless guys

[zanmanzander]

@ReallyRick ME TO

[zanmanzander]

@ReallyRick i like your videos

[tickyul]

@ReallyRick I am that shrtless guy in the video, would you like to play with my smelly-ham until I spray all over you?????

[jmhoward90]

The Fourth of July is the anniversary of America's declaration of independence from Britain, but really it is a celebration of all of Americas achievements so... if someone stated that the Forth of July is about victory over the south or the nazis they wouldn't necessarily be wrong... least thats my opinion.

[Tstefaniuk1973]

Best way to control masses - to make them blind and stupid. Good job, Mike BTW

[dasUBootVII]

The beach is not the place for something like this, Mark....you want to go down there and get some rays on your pecs and show off, that's standard drill....but this was kind of a lame waste compared to your usual stuff. And the Fourth of July had nothing to do with, not to mention grossly predated, the rise of National Socialism against the same kind of international banksters that have just now killed this country.

[dasUBootVII]

What "freedom"?....what "independence"?.....

[RunWhilstYouCan]

Seems a stupid holiday when your now friends with Britain lol. But it is funny to see so many Americans in the same place no fuck all about there country lol yes what a great country rofl.

[DMINATOR]

Independence from China....what ? :) ?

No wonder Ron Paul is trailing in polls...

[lonelantern]

Merika

[LyriicSky]

celebrating your freedom to buy beer with money you don't have right?

lmao

[pjlemon19]

thats what college dose all the beer kills so many brain cells

[sgtsparrow100]

If I was there I would have given a damn history lesson, then again I am a history buff.

[mike93345]

FUCK that girl was standing right there 4:03 and he changed what he said and she still didn't notice..fucking hell

[richm444]

Dude - remember that you are in California

[danielleking4321]

OOPS I mean Mark! LMAO!

[danielleking4321]

If maybe Mark ASKED flat out what Independance Day is and who we gained independance from instead of tricking everyone he might have gotten the right answers! Come on are we really reduced to making the American people look stupid! Are we not stupid enough as a nation?! Are we not doing a good enough job making ourselves LOOK stupid without any help!?!?!?!?

I totally understand your point Dave, and I do agree with you...but really! I think you can do better than this!

[TheHolySpirit]

OMG! What percentage of people that you asked were clueless would you say?

[LetsSaveTheRepublic]

Fuck zombie Americans. I'm so pissed off at my own people

[LT0WnWaRi0]

LoL I'm really confused that americans are THAT stupid *__*

what an ignorant self loving and celebrating shithole over there .

[Frizinho]

oh my god - it's not this bad in ohio, surely. please tell me that California is unique in this respect

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

It's hard to decide who are the stupid ones here...

The people in the video, which is... embarrassing, or the people who think we're all like this, which is also...fucking hilarious,?

[Cryptologist101]

@CFL0LSmilyFace You're missing the point, the fact that ignorance is the rule instead of the exception speaks volumes about America's education system, like there was a time in America when literacy was very high but not anymore, why? The fact that you think that this is somehow hilarious IMO places you in the camp of the people you thought were embarrassing. Not embarrassing, frightening! An ignorant population is easier to psychologically and emotionally manipulate.

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@Cryptologist101

I don't find the video hilarious xD

It's kind of sad. But every country has people like this.

People who think we're all like this is hilarious, if this is what you meant, then yeah, it does place me in the camp.

[MyLastEcho]

My god dude Great Britain, King George |||!!!! These people are such morons.

[unclesamsnephew666]

@MyLastEcho

"These people are such morons"

you're talking about truthtards, right? the kind of jerkoffs who babble about explosion paint, right? the kind of imbeciles who can't even listen to one of the 10,000 vidoes of the larry s. interview and get the quote correct, right?

morons? truthers are mentally ill moron champeens of the intertubes, truthtard.

[unclesamsnephew666]

@MyLastEcho

why won't you talk more about your theory of explosion paint?

[hubiethesaint]

Does anyone actually feel any of these people are worth saving?

[Gmmaverick]

LOL!!!

Wonder what they'd had answered if he says the celebration was about the first American Football game!!!

[MrOvidox]

lol buy beer with a credit card; with money u don't have...hahaha epic comment!

[MrOvidox]

yer blonde just needs anhal inspection(s)

[BattleAngelNull]

This makes me and my country look bad! D:< but what else can you expect from california, they're the ones who want to bring about "change" but don't even know what the blasted "change" is. they don't even know this countries history or what it stands for, Gods help us! these ppl r allowed to vote?!

[Bill1405]

stupid liberal Kalifornians.

[hawkmoth11]

@Bill1405 *Californians

[Bill1405]

@hawkmoth11 Spelling Californians with a K is in reference to there Left wing stinko pinko communist manifesto MFT eastrenitest tree hugging hippi bleeding heart liberal democrap frame of mind.

[SPUDS1983]

He cant keep that damn mic still

[InvertedShadow]

And our teachers want raises? This is an example of the product of their work.

[esigus]

@InvertedShadow

THAT's the point, isn't it?

You hit it directly on point.

Our nation's education is failing us.

Why is that & what is the solution?

[oscie1]

Its obvious that the only country you could have won your independance from was England you DUMB motherfuckers.

[oscie1]

"We won independance from Mexico ? "China" , "oh china , china, lol lol lol lol FUCKING STUPID AMERICANS

[padrebill]

Mark, this video is awesome but your microphone work reminds me of Larry Bud Mellman from the Letterman show a long time ago.

[romeovoidd]

I'm both angry and depressed that seemingly average people do NOT have average intelligence. Frankly...it's embarrassing and expected all at the same time. PS... Mark... nice body my friend... especially the pecs ;>)

[RobVanMeter]

I think what bothers me the most is how ok these people are with being so stupid. They think its so cute...they don't care. But they want to be rich and "free" at the expense of others. And are ok with not putting anything into society , but taking so much out.

[GOLDSILVERDUDE]

I liked seeing those little pink fart knots :) Yum Yum Stinky Pinky :)

[flsimx]

even i knew it was the british and im 16 -_-

[911patagonia]

Mark's just using the 4th as an excuse to pick up chicks.

[PulaskiSkater71]

our country is a little over 200 years old. this is fucking sad

[sandree7]

Even I know this, and I'm dutch :D

[giggitygiggity890]

ok mark! at  1:02

[Ethan144]

Hi, Mark. Where did you get the music from in this video.

[jakaroo94]

Oh my.

[fishcrazy104]

this i painful to watch

[Kabaraz01]

I hope you see this comment, Mark Dice:

People don't have a clue about America's history, on the whole. We all know this. People don't care, they think: "well, we're celebrating freedom!" and that's what the 4th of July means to Americans now, it means a time to celebrate freedom (which they fail to realize they don't have).

But you're a real douche to these people, and frankly you're not awake yourself apart from awareness of Illuminati and NWO. The rabbit hole goes much, much deeper.

[tradgedyandhope]

I really do feel sorry for Americans you are fed entertainment 24/7 and have a media that is ran to be complete propaganda and its very hard for people to break the illusion... I am an Aussie and even I know what the 4th of July means... My Dad said when he went to America he could not believe how the media talks about such mundane things and how much pointless and entertainment shows their were... Sad.. I feel for you guys... But the sheeple are here to.. Just not as bad

[djdjdjdj75]

aw the california people tried to use their brains! how cute!

[911patagonia]

@djdjdjdj75 lol!

[TEX10261]

wow really they don't know what july 4 is, we need to shut down the department of education

[SeppLainer]

@DesertFox9103

Where'd you risk your life for liberty?

[michaelsterling37]

@SeppLainer You know where, and I know what you are going to say and you are 100 percent correct.

[Gamer1990100]

It puzzles me how us Americans forgot our nations most important day. Oh wait it was planned.

[Travis25601]

Mark Dice is so beautiful. I would give anything to look like him.

[Golmoradi1984]

I am from Iran and I know that pfft

[brickloomis]

it wasn't just Britain but it was the act of being a tyrannical government

[flap4000]

I live in Holland and even I know why americans celebrate the 4th of july! LOL

[momof2preciousangels]

Wow, just wow. The thing about it is, sometimes I think that I am not that smart, but if you would have came up to me spouting all that stuff about the civil war and Mexico and all that I would have been like, uh uh dude, that is NOT what the 4th of July is. When it gets to this point, you can REALLY see how Americans have been dumbed down!

[kekude1]

hahaha damn dude i live here in AUSTRIA and EVEN I know why americans celebrate the 4th of july o.O

[nddbulldog]

Love it Mark,,,, that why the most popular is voted for.. there is no clue... God help us all

[canuckcamper]

omg...that is friggin hilarious!

[NoConfusion1]

America, in this case, is not America Mark. Is the US. Anyway very good job like always.

[makethemyth]

thumbs up if you suck in your gut too!!!!!!!

[emilejr88]

Keep that damn mic still Mark... damnit man!

[2skullscrushing]

This cant be just fluoride poisoning alone.

[tangledweb79]

@ameritechdj Right on.

[flyingdutchman916]

Im pretty sure most of those people are drunk. Theres no way they could pass kindergarden and not know that

[LordStickMax]

AND THESE MFers CAN VOTE!?!

[HeavyMetalPedal]

This is so sad. It is quite obvious to see how the false flag event on 9/11 was pulled off. The sheep are EVERYWHERE!

[npalmi88]

All hope is lost....jeeeez.....

[WickedHazeSilver]

Damn I love it when you do this ! I show it to everyone !

[Hokieman101]

This video can't be real.....how can you not know why we celebrate the 4th. Even though these people are dumb as shit at least Mark is gorgeous

[iglwy]

the women look hot but the same could not be said of the men. how does mark tuck his belly in and speak at the same time?

[cookiemonster9052]

FUCKING CALIFORNIANS.

[smcgrg]

Okay the dude at 6:00 has no belly button. Am I right?? Something doesn't look right. Is that Kyle XY?

[footballmafia62]

I suppose the war with the British could also be acknowledged as a civil war, which means two civil wars.

He's trying so hard to hold his stomach in.

[Ripipe46883]

1 fking person got it right 1 FKING person & she was blond

america i live here & i have lost all respect at only watching this video

[cookiemonster9052]

@Ripipe46883 don't, these are just californians. they don't pay attention at all in school and most of them are blonde.

[IBloodSweatTears]

@dododunfer Something about that name, Love it. Thanks for that.

[IBloodSweatTears]

@dododunfer Something about that name. Love it.

[chadberry75]

independence from ''NEW'' MEXICO.

Being from F