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  • Traffic is fun!

  • go web go

  • Spiderman's just growing like a normal teenager, he have hairs growing on weird places, have more muscles and can shoot sticky stuffs.

  • FLYYY!

  • Keep pressing 4!!!

  • imagine shouting "Shazam" evertime u use the web !:D

  • love that no one down there wonders what the hell he was doing up there XD

  • @jjboy157: Because the idea of swinging was too tempting. Not swooping, though. Swooping is bad.

  • i admit that is pretty funny

  • @MrZer000

    And I thought u were smart...until u misspelled "energy". lol And Organic Webs are for dummies.

  • I thought Peter Parker was a genius of natural science, but why wasnt he able to qualitatively calculate what his potential energie was goint to turn into by swinging down there?

  • Never really thought of him as Spider Man. Really glad they're rebooting it now.

  • Im Really Going To Miss This SpiderMan :( well bye...

  • pressing 4 all day

  • "Tally ho...." SPLAT!

  • memories just flow back now to 5 years ago FUCK!

  • Splat, like a bug on a wall... -_-

  • GO! GO!  GO WEB GO! LOL!

  • 0:26 lol at the thumbs up

  • up up and away

  • This is on tv right now!!

  • im still wondering why he jumped...

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  • dumaz 1:12...

  • 00:6 hes thinking of cutting his rist

  • I used to think "Flyyy!" was the funniest shit ever.

  • AAh, Kelly Clarkson!

  • keep pressing 8 ally-ho

  • @ 0:33 he thought of a hot chick and then a white line came out of his hand ...

  • 0:17 "How do i shot web?"

  • 1:12 SPLAT!

  • I've always been wondering how much does he eat to shit so much web from his wrists? It can't just magically appear from nowhere, it needs lots of matter to generate in his web glands or whatever it is.

  • lol keep pressing 4 XD

  • press 9 for FAIL

  • Anyone else come here because of 117?

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  • Press 3 for SHAZAM!

  • i never under stood that amazing spiderman explains better why he must make "love symbol"

  • go web. yes. i said go web not koby bryant

  • i would have testing the tensile strength of the silk.....i guess safety is not his first priority(or common sense)

  • I only understood the shuzam part because my sister makes me watch batman brave and the bold and the guy that says that is on there. I don't know if he is on anything else though.

  • If anyone else tried to do that with normal web they'd probably die.

  • @ChaoticWolf123 I think Spidey's webs are a bit stronger than normal spider webs

  • @iKillerZombie Well, they don't necessarily have to be stronger than regular silk. His silk lines are larger than those of normal spiders, so they can handle larger forces.

    watch?v=DPaNt96fJ4w&NR=1&featu­re=endscreen

  • i want to shot web

    

  • i want to shot web

  • myatt daymon

  • HOW DO I SHOT WEB

  • This is why Batman is better.

  • @Gerecanet

    Why? For the good and simple humor?

  • @Gerecanet But does batman have powers?

  • too bad he didn't die

  • I wonder if anyone noticed him.

  • "UP UP AND AWAY WEB"

  • 1:05 URBAN TARZAN!!!!XD

  • 0:30 rock on

  • so you are telling me that no one saw or hear him screaming that was on the streets? i got to go to new york one day

  • UP UP AND AWAY, WEB!

  • I believe I can flyyy

  • Press 8 for awesome.

  • what shoes is he wearing

  • press 8 for doritos

  • "Shazam!" I see what you did there.

  • @ginganinja714 I don't get it....

  • @thelolman1234ify Captain Marvel? You know, he says "Shazam!" and transforms into... nevermind.

  • @ginganinja714 Oh I see now lol.

  • @ginganinja714 He wish!

  • poor billboard... oh yea, forgot about spiderman... hope the billboard is ok.

  • just 4 years later and the graphics luk like any other viral video on youtube! :D like if you think this is true

  • @karanhw my ass, thumbs up whore. -_-

  • Claramente vê-se que ele desceu de tirolesa :D

  • 1 and 2 very good movies but the 3 regular or very bad !!!

  • Press 6 for cumshot

  • he is jizzing with his hand!!!!! teach me that!!!!

  • FLYYY!!

    

  • you forgot flame on JK

  • Nice post.... That was funny.... But I like the slow motion punch scene more. I thought it was pretty funny.

  • you

  • ддддддддд

  • SPIDEY MAN! Why you no know how to shoot web?!?

  • @gangimichael1 Shut up.

  • 00:30

  • press 2 for invisible throwing ball xD

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  • It's fucking stupid they are rebooting the spiderman movies, these are epic

  • 0:24

    Shazam ! I´m CAPTAIN MARVEL :D

  • 0:28 would have worked with webshooters

  • Fail

  • Workers complained about spiderwebs that day

  • pres 5 to use the web yourself :D

  • HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

  • yea trust a web that came out of your hand its a good idea 10 secs later EPIC FAIL

  • how many mass is he losing when creating all this web?

  • New spiderman is going to be shit because Tobey McGuire is not in it and the trailer looks like a shit twilight retard movie

  • yay Traffic is fun gotta try that :D

  • ...Myatt damon.

  • that make me wanna watch it now -_-"

  • Imagine how awkward that feels...

  • this is the only funny part...

  • press 9 for horror movie

  • He is a fag

  • @SuperBm23 hey! shut up -_-

  • haha

    

  • press 2 for fail

  • Spider-Man 1 > Spider-Man 2 (spider-man 3 is a crap not worthy to compare with)

  • GO WEB! FLY! UP UP AND AWAY WEB! SHAZAM! GO! GO! GO WEB GO! (awkward hand wave)

  • FLY!

  • his spider web is made from semen.

  • wrist jizz

  • DAMN BILLBOARDS!!!

  • 1:13.

  • Calm down Toby it was just a movie.

  • Shazam!

    *Lightning strikes*

    Well...  The web is unnecessary now that I can fly.

  • shazzamm!

    

  • love that scene

  • I imagine the first 2 webs he threw landing on somebody LMFAO!!

  • Pinatas de figuras prosedimientl

  • White stuff....

  • tally ho

  • what is shazam

  • its funny cuz hes throwin up gang signs lol

  • @assassinprodigy2 Haha. Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-crip. lol

  • now thats his first swing!

  • I use to watch this scene in French.

  • Ugh. Why did they have to reboot this?

  • I cracked up at this scene in the movie all the time.

  • 0:24, Lol at Captain Marvel Reference!

  • Always used to be my favorite part when i was a kid :) especially at 0:30 (:

  • Guess he didn't think it out to well and he's supposed to be a genius -____-

  • Fly!!!

  • I remember trying to get webs to fly out of my wrist when I was younger.. good times..

  • Am I the only one who noticed "Traffic is Fun"?

  • I love Spiderman !!!!!!!!!

  • Wouldnt His Hand Like Fall Off And he Would Slowly Bleed To Death And Then Some One Would Tea-Bag The Fuck Out Of Him?

  • 00:33 pinky is down,00:35 pinky is up lol

  • @Daft4Punk Good eye :D

  • Press 4 for Spiderman at metal concert xD

  • its funny

  • press 2 and wait till he says web and press 6

  • Lol, I imagine what would be if it worked on a "Up up and away web".

    "Up up and away web,Up up and away web,Up up and awwwwww screw this shit, I'm out"

  • Press 1 and then press 9. Thats the video.

  • I SWEAR THIS HAS NEVER HAPPEN TO ME BEFORE!!!

  • SHAZAM !

  • What happens when spider man goes to finger girls?

  • GO WEB... FLYYYY!

  • He should have been like, Sham Wow!

  • HORSE CUM. IN MY WRISTS.

  • press 1 for 'holy shit man a crane

    press 2 for 'GO WEB!'

    press 3 for epic Shazam

    press 4 for spiderman at a rock concert

    press 5 for a slowly rotating box on a crane

    press 6 for evil crane capture

    press 7 for some legs and a rusty pole

    press 8 for 'Kelly Hoe'

    press 9 for Holy shit man I'm gonna crash into a fucking wall!

  • @MrPooboy123 xDD

    8 = Tally Ho....Not Kelly Hoe. xDD

  • go web! shazaam! go web! *weird hand signals* (come on you stupid web) *rock symbol* (woo! rock on!)

  • TALLEYHOAH

    

  • 0:34 ...ahem!....aa yew thinkin wot i am thinkin?...

  • if this were final destination there woulajust been a giant spike where he hit the wall

  • Next time i go to a concert

    Go WEB! FLY! SHAZAM! GO! GO! GO WEB GO! *rock sign then shake it*

    Yeahhh......

  • SHAZAM!!! Haha, brilliant Captain Marvel reference!

  • Up up and away web!

  • @bckelleher47 I dunno lol

  • Get it? b/c a spider hit the windshield??? LMAO

  • imagine he tried da middle finger

  • Problem, Spidarman?

  • Now to explain the body..

  • spider man 1,2 and 3 were stupid with the way he shoots his web. he puts his fingers there to hit the button on his mechanical webshooters.

  • @xXAverageDudeXx or you know it's how his hands were in the comics....

  • @xXAverageDudeXx, I liked, Spiderman 1, 2, and 3. 3 was disappointing because there were scenes in the third film that had no business being in the movie. I did like however Peter Parker and his Spiderman alterego battling the darkness within himself. The alien black symbiote fed off of the negative emotions of revenge, and hatred that was flowing inside of Peter Parker. His unwillingness to forgive Flint Marko overwhelmed Peter Parker making him Symbiote Spiderman.

  • He should have said "Bazinga!"

  • I used to swing from buildings like that. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @LostOzian Ace Ventura

  • Up, up and away web!

  • where exactly is the web suppose to come from? i always wondered that

  • @TheGax09 Web shooters in the comics but in the movies they just come out of his wrist.

  • @TheGax09 wrist

  • What a shit, Spiderman doesn't throw his own web. 

  • @ruusooo 2 bad he does now, stan lee even admitted he wishes he though of the idea and could have implemented it sooner

  • There is no physik in this film !:-D

  • I'm just going to swing off this buillding with my web who's apex happens to be blocked by a huge flat billboard against a building, what can possible go wrong -.-

  • @v4552 You might as well be complaining why he's shooting web out his wrist and not shitting it out his ass.

  • @TinnedWaffles because that would be disterbing 0.0

  • @TinnedWaffles I'd pay to see him swinging around New York like that. Funniest shit I would ever see.

  • Up, up an away? Shazam? Spider-man's breaking the fourth wall... in the first movie...

  • ...Shooting off loads a top a high rise New York building, at a picture of a womans face, in public... Im going to miss lazy Tobey Maguire

  • Loooool. "SHAZAM!"

  • 0:25 That one was improvised.