Stephen Colbert - Enjoy the Police State

[StotchLeopoldButters]

IT'S CAUSE TRUE ITS FUNNY!

[jfabproductions]

this is what the soviet union did to its people then called it freedom

[alexgannon53]

@jfabproductions

nah bro this is what the united states did to its people and called it freedom

[jfabproductions]

@alexgannon53 hahahahahahahahaha!!! show me evidence that their are microphones in my room tracking what im doing

[alexgannon53]

@jfabproductions

how about your cell phone? youre a fool if u think every one of your conversations/text messages is not recorded, read Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act. Your phone company is in bed with the government and sells them, unconstitutionally mind you, any information they desire. Same is true of your cable provider, YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE, any 3rd party you deal with that has access to your information is not serving your interests

[jfabproductions]

@alexgannon53 i just tested this out with my friend, called him and said stuff like "DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!" and stuff like that and no one came kicking down my door arresting me

[alexgannon53]

@jfabproductions

im not gonna respond to that one, you make enough of an idiot of yourself i dont have to bother

[P07dreadnaut]

freedom plus!

[BastionKnight]

It's sad that this is only the last third of a much more poignant segment, and at :20 where he says he's a constitution hugger he used to say "I want to kill the president", but the word "kill" was bleeped when I saw it because we don't seriously have freedom of speech or the ability to meaningfully petition the government for redress of grievances. Authority has destroyed humanity, it seems.

[aaronbrent84]

It's humorous because it's accurate!

[JMiahBeats]

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE ITS SAD!

[communistjesus]

DEDICATED TO all the MORONS THAT VOTED FOR DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAYAAAAAAAA AND REPUBCANS

[darwinkilledgod]

@communistjesus And all the democrats who voted for Harry Reid who is about to reup on the Patriot Act...the lone dissenter: Rand Paul, a republican.

[dchris1990]

@darwinkilledgod thats bs... there are quite a few Dems and Republicans against it... its not 500 v 1.

[darwinkilledgod]

@dchris1990 Anyone can say they're against anything, but no one brought it up for debate (or attempted to) other than Rand Paul.

[dchris1990]

@darwinkilledgod thats bs. The only reason you dont know about Dems against the Patriot act, is because you dont see it on TV (Fox, CNN, etc). the only reason you know Rand Paul disagrees, is because the media you listen to, mentions it...

[rifledude28]

classic colbert

[truthslice]

OMG This is huge I cant believe I just saw this for the first time. Steven Colbert is the man!

[burf69]

Funny is greater than or less than truth.

[betsingerb]

Colbert likes Jesus, WTF

[IOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO]

Stephen Colbert is the last free human being on earth

[rhettnyedotorg]

it's not funny because it's mostly true

[youngfase5]

i dont really kno whose side a guy like colbert is on but there's always been something trustworthy about him and comedy has always been one of the best ways to get a point across and i think hes using his comedy to inform ppl and i think thats great Colbert is the homie

[HillDueceua]

1 person is a fucking douchebag

[Lifesucksdie123]

IT'S CAUSE FUNNY TRUE IT'S!

[cris750]

Both political parties have those who are for the police state. Also, both political parties have those who are against the police state.

[afghi420]

sad thing is is that it's no joke. American's got to stand up and put the Government in it's place. If they would just stop letting the rich get away with crimes, then the corruption would stop, or atleast slow down quite a bit. If some big corporation like Coke or Nestle gets caught dumping some chemical into the water over in India well that CEO should be doing major prison time, the guy who stole money and did a faulty job on the New Orleans levee`s should be executed 5 times over. Bad System

[VelvetRecordings]

ha ha! state.

[igg73]

colberts voice is perfect for that like 70s infomercial kindof stuffXD

[Gilliatt83]

amazing

[nncmolina]

Colbert is so funny. He should have his own show. xD

[jitensha]

@nncmolina he does...

[moshe72]

@jitensha i think you missed the joke.

[youngfase5]

@nncmolina ummm...

[Detiminator]

I think its a testament to Stephen's sheer amount of win that out 18500 people that viewed this, not one has disliked. Even for really good videos, seeing 0 dislikes on youtube is like finding four leaf clovers

[Zachdudeio2]

FUCKING GENIUS

[obsidianmystic]

He actually says, "I want to kill the president." but I assume he wasn't allowed to say that so he overdubbed the constitution hugger thing.

[latinDon25]

LMFAO

[HeyWakeUpPeople]

I LOVE Stephen Colbert NOW!!!

[YesWeCantaloupe]

Talented kid. What ever happened to him? =P

[skylerprophet]

@YesWeCantaloupe uhh heard of the colbert report? he's really famous now and has a show. he won an emmy and a grammy.

[YesWeCantaloupe]

@skylerprophet was a joke. wasn't even MY joke. I stole it from Jon Stewart. XD

[Vertigo027]

I'm a Constitution Hugger. ROFL

[CrowColdblade]

If you dont respond to this your in a detention center for expressing your opinion and I will contact amnesty international on your behalf. Unless they get me first. Hm somone is at the door.

[cryora]

Everybody's a spy! Which means total employment!

[ThePath2012]

Good stuff Colbert! Won't be long before this is down, though. Enjoy the police state!

[sashikorosu]

IT'S TRUE CAUSE ITS FUNNY!

[mterziski]

Laugh now...cry later

[blackmagesm]

lol'd

[Theywontchipme]

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!

[HeyWakeUpPeople]

@Theywontchipme

And sad at the same time.

[diogeneslaertius666]

even funnier than strangers with candy, thank you for uploading this.