that's an intersting percentage you just made up. even if it's true i'm not sure not sure what it's supposed to prove. and i can tell you there is such a thing as atheism.
It is clear that the authors of the bible wanted you to believe a lie they would have proposed a more believable account This is an argument for the truthfullness of scipture.The bible has many supernatural events, If God were to pander to your unbelief so that God made "sense" to you he would not be much of a GOD This has been the basis for the animosity between man and God, it is called UNBELIEF.
People who criticize these stories are missing the point of the story which is that if people do good it is better than if they do bad things. And yes, these are fictitious tales, tales which get important points across.
I don't understand why you'd choose to use mockery in your videos. Surely the Creationists who sees this video you've made will just be upset? Because from their point of view, you're simply laughing at them & everything they care about. Aren't there better forms of dialog?
As one of the great European Rationalists & founders of the Enlightement, Spinoza once said
“I have laboured carefully, not to mock, lament, or execrate, but to understand human actions.” (Spinoza)
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If you dont believe in god I challenge and of you to go to a christian church and see the decon and say I want to be born again! after you do this come back here and tell me god is not real! until then, if you dont seek him, you wont find him so therefore your opinion is worthless. I dare you to prove me wrong! I put money on it!
@Onemillionmoney Um. I've actually been to church and was baptized. But today, I know it's all baloney and that there is no god. Your statement is about as silly as me telling you to go to a Mosque and worship to Allah and I'll bet you'll convert, but until you do this your opinion is worthless.
@ebolaworld being baptized dosent mean much, and I told you to go to a christain church, I never mention anything else, you have to be born again for get the holy spirit inside of you and then you go through spiritual manefestation, if you dont want to believe in God thats on you, he's real! if your lost not mine! I know the powers behind it and I know God is 1000% real! maybe god dosent want to deal with you because your negative? your demon has you thinking what it wants..lol
@Onemillionmoney what do you mean baptism doesn't mean much? The christians I've talked to believe you go to hell if you're not baptised. If you don't care that he believes or not why are you telling him to go to church? You are deluded and sound bat shit crazy. Stop poisoning us with your superstitious hocus pocus nonsense.
@Astarforsaken In many sanctions of Christianity, and the one I was once a part of, the Brethren, baptism was not necessary to get into heaven. You'll usually find that Catholicism demands baptism as a way into heaven. So yes, you will hear from many different Christians that baptism is necessary and from others, it is not.
@babymariemerchant It actually is it is one of the 9 things jesus said you need to do in order to get into heaven. Well besides selling everything hating your family and other insane things.
@MordieSG This is where different parts of Christianity separate and interpret the Bible their own way. In Rom 4:1, it is said that Abraham believed in God and his faith was enough to grant him salvation. The church I used to attend only used baptism as a symbol that united the family being baptized and the congregation. But this was a while ago before I was agnostic.
@Onemillionmoney Wow, aren't you the self-righteous crusader of God! You're basically saying that God would not help ebolaworld because he's "negative" and under the influence of a "demon"? Shouldn't God, I dunno, help him if that were the case? Or would he somehow have to find absolution on his own despite this "demon" having power over him?
That's like saying, a doctor doesn't want to cure his patient of the flu because he's sick, and under the sway of the influenza virus.
@Onemillionmoney I offered the devil my soul if he lets me have 3 wishes and he still hasn't gotten back to me on that yet. I asked to win the lottery, be immortal, and to rid the world of religion. Unfortunately he still hasn't gotten back on my terms yet. I asked God for the same, but he didn't listen, in fact I offer any divine supernatural entity my soul in exchange for my 3 terms. Thanks!
@ebolaworld If there is no God, then the scientific law of BioGenesis which states " the principle stating that life arises from pre-existing life, not from nonliving material," is invalid. You put your faith in another man's science, not your own. Science has contradicted its own law of biogenesis by claiming that the big bang caused all life as we know it.
@jabe55 There is no "law of biogenesis". What pascal did was to test whether rats, flies and other such creatures would spring forth, fully formed, from grain, meat and stuff (they actually believed that in Ancient Greek). So his ridiculous experiments only served to verify what everyone knows through common sense: fully formed, complex life organisms do not spontaneously appear. But there is no scientific law that says life MUST come from life.
@Gilmaris We haven't explored 1 % of the known universe, yet these scientists and physicists want us to believe that they figured out the universe exists? I call bullshit! I would throw away all of my reasoning skills, If I buy into that nonsense. When we look at the universe we have more questions than answers and there's still much more we don't know so to state that "it all came from nothingness" is the epitome of absurdity. The fact is that "truth is stranger than fiction".
@jabe55 How about you read the findings before you discard them. First of all, even though we still haven't explored the vast bulk of the universe, we still have background radiation. Second, no one ever said it came from "nothingness". The big bang theory starts with a hyper-dense singularity, not "nothing".
@Gilmaris And that "hyper-dense singularity" caused a completely unguided process of molecular, replication until bacteria formed cells, then life etc... That's the biggest pile of horse dung, that I've ever heard of. Very poor logic, indeed. Scientists should be arrested for pompously stating what no one knows or can know. They can only observe patterns and infer hypotheses, which later become theories. No solid facts have been provided, so putting your faith on science makes you foolish.
@jabe55 No, the hyper-dense singularity did not CAUSE those things any more than you were conceived by your dad telling your mom a joke that she liked. All things have a cause, but just because A caused B, which caused C, which caused D, that does not mean that A caused D. I don't know how much simpler I can make it, but I hope the point is understandable.
@Gilmaris You're missing my point. The likelihood of all those events causing the next one is ridiculously absurd. A caused B, and B caused C etc.. is a an exceptionally low, probability. Scientists are now considering that within each black hole is an entirely new universe, loaded with billions of galaxies more. What you can be certain of is that we truly know nothing. We live in one small, planet within the entire solar system so don't act like you know anything. You know nothing.
@jabe55 The likelihood of EVERYTHING is ridiculously absurd. For example, say you strike a golf ball and it lands on a vast green. You go to pick it up, and find it has landed on a blade of grass. What were the odds of the golf ball landing on THAT particular blade of grass? The odds were ridiculously absurd. But the odds were extraordinarily GOOD that it would land on SOME blade of grass. Each specific outcome is unlikely, but SOME outcome is guaranteed.
@jabe55 erm i'm afraid it's not, i.e in the sense of a law of thermodynamics, gravity etc. It's merely just a statement that life doesn't spontaneously generate from non-life, contrary to abiogenesis which is a completely different matter. In science, something is only referred to as a law when it is universally true. This 'law' only applies in biogenesis but does not apply in abiogenesis. If anything it's just a definition of biogenesis.
@dproctor18 You are missing the point! The big bang theory is not factually conclusive. You, nor anyone else can say that, and if you do, then you are a pompous, idiot! Richard Dawkins himself admitted, "we don't know how it all began" on an interview, so be wise and spare your tongue from foolishness.
@jabe55 don't remember saying anything about the big bang. you realise this is a completely unrelated topic to biogensis? for the record i don't think the big bang is completely factually conclusive. it's a possible hypothesis but the origin of the universe is an unknown and i'm happy to admit that :)
@dproctor18 90 % of individuals who argue the law of biogenesis are atheists. Until proof has been provided, there is no such thing as atheism, only agnosticism.
@ebolaworld No, you don't know anything. I have been to church, tried finding God (which is the key) and realized that he does exist. Sitting down in church won't let you find God.
@jabe55 I assure you that I'm not worried about it. You're free to believe what you want, and so am I. Let's just leave it at that. If you don't like the videos, stop watching them. You go do your thing, and I'll do mine. Thanks!
@ebolaworld Okay, buddy! I have nothing against you; although we disagree on this issue. I have seen a lot in my life so far and have experienced things that defy logic, science and reasoning. I have no intention of posting my personal experiences on a public forum, like Youtube. Let's agree to disagree. You can continue believing that God doesn't exist, and I will keep Knowing that God exists. Have a nice day!
@jabe55 ok well put it this way then, its a truth to yourself, not a world truth. I hope that makes sense. What you do mean is you know you believe in god, not undermine someone and then fall on top of them with i know and you only believe you do. It's just a matter of wording.
@Onemillionmoney Why on earth would I want to go lie in the decon's face? That's not nice. And if God can only by found by people who WANT to find him, that's a self-fulfilling prophecy. In other words, good old-fashioned wishful thinking.
I have to say, its not athiests or religious people who argue, especially over the internet, about religious topics. Its actually MILITANT athiests and religious people. Regular religious and athiest people don't care about arguing over religion, its the militants who decide to. I'm religious, and I don't totally believe in everything in the Bible, and I really don't want to argue over religious topics.
I dont think many people understand this story? this story is telling us that when things are bad, you have to move! no matter how bad the storm or how long it takes is you ride it through with your family, you make adjustments in your life, you have to move sometimes to a new place to find that happiness, its called season of change! you will go through it in your life at some point! stick it our, ride the storm.. follow god! understand the bible stories, its there to teach you about life
@Onemillionmoney wow thats the dumbest thing i ever read! did u read this in its original hebrew? youre telling me there isnt a nicer way to say what u just said!? also why make it so obscure ! why not be clear ? some people are not clever! this just proves the undivine nature of this stupid book ..u wanna read something ..read the BHAGAVAD GITA...and then tell me this bible impresses you!
@illuminatiperspectiv no thanks! I"ll stick to the holy bible, I know its real and god is real and all the stories in it is for us to learn how to live life! I just became born again and I been gifted! if you want to challenge god say god if your real show me ___ pick anything you want him to show you and he will! be careful how you trash his word because he does unleash demonic torment and your life will become a living hell! your problem is you havent excepted him
Because people still believe that somehow all living things were not only in one convenient place, but could also fit on a boat no bigger than a mid-size house.
@255ad So you are saying that SOMETHING can come from NOTHING, which disproves your own theory about the universe. However, I don't happen to think (nor do scientists) that the universe came from nothing.
@ebolaworld the universe came from the big bang, listen it's unreasonable to suppose any one event like the big bang was supernatural, it is not unreasonable (at least according to some philosophers) to assume all events ultimately need some course that was not it's self coursed
@255ad I don't know where the universe came from. I'm not a scientist. Besides, It doesn't really matter to my own life. Maybe we'll figure it out one day, and maybe we wont. However, for you to say that it came from a god, then it is only logical for me to ask where did that god come from? God isn't an answer, he is an extension to the question.
@ebolaworld actually any other answer is "an extension to the question" except god
"god" is the penultimate answer and the only logically possible penultimate answer any other would need proceeding causes and would therefore beget more questions and so more answers needed which would make it not the penultimate answer
@nonoobtubeplz122 Sigh. It was not nothing. That is an ignorant misconception from people who refuse to study the actual theory (PS. theory in science is something that has been proven, not just an idea). Sorry, that misconception annoys me like nothing else. t also didn't "create" anything for millions of years. Okay. I'm better now. I'm not being as bitchy as this sounds :P
@nonoobtubeplz122 LoL So you're telling me you were there when giant sky-daddy poofed everything into existence and also that delusional pedo-pastor?
I can tell you that scientists use microwave background radiation imaging to actually see the universe as it was, or I could tell you how everything is expanding and therefore began at one point.
But I guess believing in a book written in the fucking bronze age by cave dwelling men is more valid than men using modern mathematics and science.
@nonoobtubeplz122 That's what is great about scientific research. We don't claim to already know everything and continue to learn how things came to be.
@imjustpassinthru also Jesus was not human he was more than a man. And he sacrificed himself, even though he didn't do anything wrong, for every man, child, and woman that has lived and that will live because of his great love for everyone of Gods children. If I were you I would go to church more often.
@imjustpassinthru God and Jesus are two seperate beings, Jesus is without sin and God flooded the earth to rid the world of the evel that was greater than it is today.
Jesus was supposedly god in the flesh. Therefore it was Jesus who flooded the world and drowned innocent children and infants like rats trapped in a basement. And Christians claim that Jesus was without sin? Jesus was the guiltiest human being who ever lived! The god of the Bible had a lot of nerve setting foot in this world after committing genocide against the human race. He deserved to be crucified. It was a fitting punishment for crimes against humanity.
. This is one of the MOST EVIL stories ever told!!! Psychologically speaking, it is used to BRAINWASH CHILDREN INTO THINKING GENOCIDE IS OK..!!! . That GENOCIDE is SANCTIONED by a 'God' and, thus, MUST BE OK..!!! . This story teaches children that anyone who doesn't believe exactly what they believe should ALL BE KILLED..!!! . Even if that requires killing over 99+% of the people on the planet!!! . On a tighter view, anyone not a Hasidic Jew should be KILLED..!!! . Including the Prime Minister!
.. LOL! The Jesus of Story who went berzerk in the temple and horsewhipped all the bankers and merchants to death? Twice! And was properly hung for his crimes...
I'VE NEVER SEEN A VIDEO SO FAR AWAY FROM THE TRUTH! SPECIALLY NOAH'S ANWERS, WHAT A EVIL AND WICKED VERSION, IS COMMING FROM A CULTIC TYPE OF ANIMATION FILMS! REPENT AND BELIEVE IN THE REAL GOSPEL OF JESUS!
@Anonymous247n Yeah true. That is what had to be done in order for all our sins to be paid for. If he has to kill billions of people to do it, then by all means.
@nintendo768 You keep missing the point. If he has to kill people then he's not benevolent. If he could do something else about it but chose to kill people, then he's malevolent. Not a god i could worship, even if i believed he existed.
@nintendo768 Make everyone disappear, he is omnipotent. It seems unnecessary to flood the entire world. Or never create people that would do wrong to begin with, since he his omniscient, he knows how they'll turn out eons before they are born.
@nintendo768 Yeah, just what shagoosty said :) According to christians, he could have done literally ANYTHING, but he choose to drown people ;) Sounds like a pretty evil decision to me :P
@nintendo768 YOU SAID: "If he has to kill billions of people to do it, then by all means." You're a sick little fuck, you know that? Is it okay if your own kids or your mommie are a part of those billions? This is why atheists hate you people. You think killing is okay. You SAY you agree with "Thou shalt not kill" but you really mean, "It's okay to kill if God tells me to kill, and it's okay if God kills people, even for ridiculous reasons and in ridiculous ways."
atheists should watch this video they dont need to belive just watch and learn something you will loose nothing by watching this video and you dont need to belive we have belif and be respectfull when we say something about atheisim you are shouting us when you say something about our religion we have no right to speak about it why ? you are accusing my religion whit this video but ı have no right to speak why :???
Why the hell is everyone arguong over what happened. You're giving me a migrane. Just stop and know that everyone has a different opinion. STFU. JEEZ.
@ravenandshegofan1234 We arguing because these zealots are trying to replace science in American schools with Bronze Age myths. Would you say the same thing if school boards tried to replace the theory of gravity or electricity with "Alice in Wonderland?"
@Acrimonator Yes. I was also given the answers to the Global Flood questions by God.
For example: Animals were not collected, They migrated to the ark!
The Nephilm had children who were able to grow to Giants, but could not because The Flood Buried them before they had a chance to Grow. We know these "children" as Neanderthals.
Fact: Neanderthals were buried in a pit and that's all. Just like the Dinosaurs.
@stevie68a You know that even if religion is false, there was once a man who people came to believe was "Jesus", and I'm telling you this because you called him phony. I'm just throwing that out there.
@InternetDarkLord they haven't still experienced rain...he did the ark a hundred years, made it on a mountain w/c is far from the seas, that's why people thought he was insane, but God never failed those who obey Him, in contrary, God never brought blessings upon those who are against Him but he brought them curse and DEATH... that's one of the message of Noah's story, it's a warn perfectly made for unbelievers... but many still ignore that warning, but that's fine. is it God's disadvantage? no
This is a question I ask a lot. Of course it's not the only question, as this story is completely rediculous and can be picked apart from the beginning, but what did they eat after the flood? The carnivores would have to eat each other, causing species to go extinct and the herbavores would have nothing to eat, as all vegetation would have died off. You can say that they had food left over on the ark, but it was impossible for the food to even stay good for the 40 days.
1.-According to the bible only Noah and his family survive the great flood. That means that we all descend from Noah and his family and not from Adam and Eve?
2.-Why Noah didn't save little boys and girls?...there where no childrens in any part of the earth?...where the little boys and girls evil too?
3.-Why does god fixes everything killing people? (6th commandment "You shall not murder".
With only two of every animal, the gene pool would be very shallow and the inbreeding would cause massive genetic mutations and the animals would die. How could they possibly get two of every animal when they were not even aware of other lands? How in the hell could you possibly make a boat big enough to have the animals and all the food? Can you imagine the stench?
If you stop and think about these stories, they make no sense at all and the only way to believe them is to not think about them.
@lasoogneypubes The flood cover the whole world, which included the ocean, mixing salt water and fresh. Some fish can survive in both, but most can't. The water was 29,035 feet in elevation, so the only place left of land was the highest mountain. The highest flying bird can fly up to 21,120 feet and they need a place to land to rest. And also consider the very cold temperature and lack of oxygen in the mountains that high. Hope this sounds reasonable.
@DeatheStar Yeah that sounds about right. I forgot about how high the water was. Also the mixing of fresh and salt water, though there's WAY more salt water than fresh water in the world and I figure that a lot of sea animals would survive. I don't know though, pure speculation.
One part you got wrong. After they got off the Ark, God told Noah to let all the animals loose so they could multiply. Then Noah made an altar to God and (Genesis 8:20) "took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar." Not every beast or fowl was a "clean" beast or fowl. Also they never mentioned whether or not this was after the animals had repopulated a little. I think it implies that it did. Great video.
@lasoogneypubes Nope. God ask him to sacrifice the animals, because you know how god loves the smell of burnt carcasses. Also, after this Noah and his family celebrated by getting drunk. Noah got so drunk he fell asleep naked. One of his grandkids covered him up and the next morning, Noah was so angry about this act, that he made the kid a slave. Family values!
@ebolaworld What version of the bible are you reading? In my version it doesn't say any of that lol. I'm an atheist by the way, I was just reading the bible I have and it didn't match up with your video. It said that God told Noah to let all the animals out to reproduce. Then at no specific time later (and keep in mind the bible story's plots move VERY quickly) God tells Noah to sacrifice the animals. Why would he say, "Ok, let the animals out so they can reproduce. Now kill them all!"? lol wut?
@lasoogneypubes It is hard to imagine how everything could repopulate with no source of food for the omnivores, and with all the predators eating all the prey?
Would you like to know where the Real Noah's Ark is? I'm selling the real location to the World. Check out my video and see how I'm doing this. Those other locations, that you've been told are wrong. If you truly want to know where it's really located see my Channel. I really did find it and I'm willing to sell it to all of you. Make sure you check out my other videos also and see what amazing things I've discovered!
Noah's Ark could NOT be found. Noah's Flood caused the geological K-T layer (65.5 ± 0.3 millions years ago) and killed all dinosaurs at that time. This is according to a new pure scientific theory by Dr. Aly Elshabasy as in muslimengineers point org
Noah's Ark could NOT be found. Noah's Flood caused the geological K-T layer (65.5 ± 0.3 millions years ago) and killed all dinosaurs at that time. This is according to a new pure scientific theory by Dr. Aly Elshabasy as in muslimengineers point org
Funny how people beleive in God. "God means superior" this "God" got killed by humans, lmao hes not superior to anyone but a infant. All this "God" can do is walk on water make bread and make wine, he cant cure illness cause science and medicine does that, even tho medicine have harmfull side effects in the long rong, what im saying is, no such God exists. My god can kill your God's ass , thus im superior
Im muslim and I enjoy these because I know our version is logical.
TeenageIronman 1 week ago
@TeenageIronman Is a talking ant logical?
InternetDarkLord 1 week ago
@InternetDarkLord wut?
TeenageIronman 1 week ago
@TeenageIronman Do you believe a talking ant is logical?
InternetDarkLord 1 week ago
@TeenageIronman I'm Invisible Pink Unicorn-ian, and I enjoy these because I know our version makes sense.
TheOkami1113 1 week ago
@TheOkami1113 lol
TeenageIronman 1 week ago
@TeenageIronman go fuck yourself you smelly old goat bitch.
skylerrb 1 week ago
Lol all these religous fights.
jojohawk05 2 weeks ago
0:45 vote republican lol
coldray5 2 weeks ago
that's an intersting percentage you just made up. even if it's true i'm not sure not sure what it's supposed to prove. and i can tell you there is such a thing as atheism.
dproctor18 2 weeks ago
This is the best series ever!
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
MrNewkingjames 3 weeks ago
It is clear that the authors of the bible wanted you to believe a lie they would have proposed a more believable account This is an argument for the truthfullness of scipture.The bible has many supernatural events, If God were to pander to your unbelief so that God made "sense" to you he would not be much of a GOD This has been the basis for the animosity between man and God, it is called UNBELIEF.
MrNewkingjames 3 weeks ago
@MrNewkingjames So why not invent even more absurd things, like a talking ant?
InternetDarkLord 1 week ago
People who criticize these stories are missing the point of the story which is that if people do good it is better than if they do bad things. And yes, these are fictitious tales, tales which get important points across.
GeRzAwN 3 weeks ago
I don't understand why you'd choose to use mockery in your videos. Surely the Creationists who sees this video you've made will just be upset? Because from their point of view, you're simply laughing at them & everything they care about. Aren't there better forms of dialog?
As one of the great European Rationalists & founders of the Enlightement, Spinoza once said
“I have laboured carefully, not to mock, lament, or execrate, but to understand human actions.” (Spinoza)
Anglican08 3 weeks ago
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If you dont believe in god I challenge and of you to go to a christian church and see the decon and say I want to be born again! after you do this come back here and tell me god is not real! until then, if you dont seek him, you wont find him so therefore your opinion is worthless. I dare you to prove me wrong! I put money on it!
Onemillionmoney 4 weeks ago
@Onemillionmoney Um. I've actually been to church and was baptized. But today, I know it's all baloney and that there is no god. Your statement is about as silly as me telling you to go to a Mosque and worship to Allah and I'll bet you'll convert, but until you do this your opinion is worthless.
ebolaworld 4 weeks ago 34
@ebolaworld being baptized dosent mean much, and I told you to go to a christain church, I never mention anything else, you have to be born again for get the holy spirit inside of you and then you go through spiritual manefestation, if you dont want to believe in God thats on you, he's real! if your lost not mine! I know the powers behind it and I know God is 1000% real! maybe god dosent want to deal with you because your negative? your demon has you thinking what it wants..lol
Onemillionmoney 3 weeks ago
@Onemillionmoney what do you mean baptism doesn't mean much? The christians I've talked to believe you go to hell if you're not baptised. If you don't care that he believes or not why are you telling him to go to church? You are deluded and sound bat shit crazy. Stop poisoning us with your superstitious hocus pocus nonsense.
Astarforsaken 3 weeks ago 5
@Astarforsaken In many sanctions of Christianity, and the one I was once a part of, the Brethren, baptism was not necessary to get into heaven. You'll usually find that Catholicism demands baptism as a way into heaven. So yes, you will hear from many different Christians that baptism is necessary and from others, it is not.
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@babymariemerchant It actually is it is one of the 9 things jesus said you need to do in order to get into heaven. Well besides selling everything hating your family and other insane things.
MordieSG 1 week ago
@MordieSG This is where different parts of Christianity separate and interpret the Bible their own way. In Rom 4:1, it is said that Abraham believed in God and his faith was enough to grant him salvation. The church I used to attend only used baptism as a symbol that united the family being baptized and the congregation. But this was a while ago before I was agnostic.
babymariemerchant 1 week ago
@Onemillionmoney Wow, aren't you the self-righteous crusader of God! You're basically saying that God would not help ebolaworld because he's "negative" and under the influence of a "demon"? Shouldn't God, I dunno, help him if that were the case? Or would he somehow have to find absolution on his own despite this "demon" having power over him?
That's like saying, a doctor doesn't want to cure his patient of the flu because he's sick, and under the sway of the influenza virus.
Darktroller2 3 weeks ago
@Onemillionmoney I offered the devil my soul if he lets me have 3 wishes and he still hasn't gotten back to me on that yet. I asked to win the lottery, be immortal, and to rid the world of religion. Unfortunately he still hasn't gotten back on my terms yet. I asked God for the same, but he didn't listen, in fact I offer any divine supernatural entity my soul in exchange for my 3 terms. Thanks!
strkszone 3 weeks ago
@ebolaworld If there is no God, then the scientific law of BioGenesis which states " the principle stating that life arises from pre-existing life, not from nonliving material," is invalid. You put your faith in another man's science, not your own. Science has contradicted its own law of biogenesis by claiming that the big bang caused all life as we know it.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 There is no "law of biogenesis". What pascal did was to test whether rats, flies and other such creatures would spring forth, fully formed, from grain, meat and stuff (they actually believed that in Ancient Greek). So his ridiculous experiments only served to verify what everyone knows through common sense: fully formed, complex life organisms do not spontaneously appear. But there is no scientific law that says life MUST come from life.
Gilmaris 2 weeks ago
@Gilmaris We haven't explored 1 % of the known universe, yet these scientists and physicists want us to believe that they figured out the universe exists? I call bullshit! I would throw away all of my reasoning skills, If I buy into that nonsense. When we look at the universe we have more questions than answers and there's still much more we don't know so to state that "it all came from nothingness" is the epitome of absurdity. The fact is that "truth is stranger than fiction".
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 How about you read the findings before you discard them. First of all, even though we still haven't explored the vast bulk of the universe, we still have background radiation. Second, no one ever said it came from "nothingness". The big bang theory starts with a hyper-dense singularity, not "nothing".
Gilmaris 2 weeks ago
@Gilmaris And that "hyper-dense singularity" caused a completely unguided process of molecular, replication until bacteria formed cells, then life etc... That's the biggest pile of horse dung, that I've ever heard of. Very poor logic, indeed. Scientists should be arrested for pompously stating what no one knows or can know. They can only observe patterns and infer hypotheses, which later become theories. No solid facts have been provided, so putting your faith on science makes you foolish.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 No, the hyper-dense singularity did not CAUSE those things any more than you were conceived by your dad telling your mom a joke that she liked. All things have a cause, but just because A caused B, which caused C, which caused D, that does not mean that A caused D. I don't know how much simpler I can make it, but I hope the point is understandable.
Gilmaris 2 weeks ago
@Gilmaris You're missing my point. The likelihood of all those events causing the next one is ridiculously absurd. A caused B, and B caused C etc.. is a an exceptionally low, probability. Scientists are now considering that within each black hole is an entirely new universe, loaded with billions of galaxies more. What you can be certain of is that we truly know nothing. We live in one small, planet within the entire solar system so don't act like you know anything. You know nothing.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 The likelihood of EVERYTHING is ridiculously absurd. For example, say you strike a golf ball and it lands on a vast green. You go to pick it up, and find it has landed on a blade of grass. What were the odds of the golf ball landing on THAT particular blade of grass? The odds were ridiculously absurd. But the odds were extraordinarily GOOD that it would land on SOME blade of grass. Each specific outcome is unlikely, but SOME outcome is guaranteed.
Gilmaris 1 week ago
@jabe55 yeah this so called 'law' is in fact not a scientific law, please read a science book.
dproctor18 2 weeks ago
@dproctor18 It IS a scientific law. I double-checked before posting that comment. Please, check your facts before posting useless comments.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 erm i'm afraid it's not, i.e in the sense of a law of thermodynamics, gravity etc. It's merely just a statement that life doesn't spontaneously generate from non-life, contrary to abiogenesis which is a completely different matter. In science, something is only referred to as a law when it is universally true. This 'law' only applies in biogenesis but does not apply in abiogenesis. If anything it's just a definition of biogenesis.
dproctor18 2 weeks ago
@dproctor18 You are missing the point! The big bang theory is not factually conclusive. You, nor anyone else can say that, and if you do, then you are a pompous, idiot! Richard Dawkins himself admitted, "we don't know how it all began" on an interview, so be wise and spare your tongue from foolishness.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 don't remember saying anything about the big bang. you realise this is a completely unrelated topic to biogensis? for the record i don't think the big bang is completely factually conclusive. it's a possible hypothesis but the origin of the universe is an unknown and i'm happy to admit that :)
dproctor18 2 weeks ago
@dproctor18 90 % of individuals who argue the law of biogenesis are atheists. Until proof has been provided, there is no such thing as atheism, only agnosticism.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 So instead you believe some fairy tales?
Religion is ancient, science is the future.
LordSillyBottom 2 weeks ago
@ebolaworld No, you don't know anything. I have been to church, tried finding God (which is the key) and realized that he does exist. Sitting down in church won't let you find God.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 Oh, I'm glad to see you are an expert on me and know everything about me.
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
@ebolaworld If you're wrong then you will be judged and found guilty of inspiring atheism in others, for the record. You won't be innocent.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 I assure you that I'm not worried about it. You're free to believe what you want, and so am I. Let's just leave it at that. If you don't like the videos, stop watching them. You go do your thing, and I'll do mine. Thanks!
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
@ebolaworld Okay, buddy! I have nothing against you; although we disagree on this issue. I have seen a lot in my life so far and have experienced things that defy logic, science and reasoning. I have no intention of posting my personal experiences on a public forum, like Youtube. Let's agree to disagree. You can continue believing that God doesn't exist, and I will keep Knowing that God exists. Have a nice day!
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 fag
sevenFTW 2 weeks ago
@sevenFTW Okay, douchebag. No one was talking to you in the first place.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 lol you ended that pretty immaturely. quote: i will keep knowing...
mirkthirteen 2 weeks ago
@mirkthirteen I was only being honest. Why should I lie to myself and say "I believe in God", when in fact, I know?
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 ok well put it this way then, its a truth to yourself, not a world truth. I hope that makes sense. What you do mean is you know you believe in god, not undermine someone and then fall on top of them with i know and you only believe you do. It's just a matter of wording.
mirkthirteen 2 weeks ago
@Onemillionmoney i'll take that bet
NearCry 3 weeks ago
@Onemillionmoney Why on earth would I want to go lie in the decon's face? That's not nice. And if God can only by found by people who WANT to find him, that's a self-fulfilling prophecy. In other words, good old-fashioned wishful thinking.
Gilmaris 2 weeks ago
@Onemillionmoney How can I be born again anyway?
Silly Person.
LordSillyBottom 2 weeks ago
@LordSillyBottom u become born again by praying and asking god to come into your heart
SuperZ391 3 days ago
Hahah pure brilliance!
RikollinenAjatus 4 weeks ago
Corrupt = Voting Republican. LMAO!
BlazingDragon88YT 1 month ago
I have to say, its not athiests or religious people who argue, especially over the internet, about religious topics. Its actually MILITANT athiests and religious people. Regular religious and athiest people don't care about arguing over religion, its the militants who decide to. I'm religious, and I don't totally believe in everything in the Bible, and I really don't want to argue over religious topics.
JITTERdUdEepic 1 month ago
Global Flooding hysteria...lolicopter
kylerlng 1 month ago
I dont think many people understand this story? this story is telling us that when things are bad, you have to move! no matter how bad the storm or how long it takes is you ride it through with your family, you make adjustments in your life, you have to move sometimes to a new place to find that happiness, its called season of change! you will go through it in your life at some point! stick it our, ride the storm.. follow god! understand the bible stories, its there to teach you about life
Onemillionmoney 1 month ago
@Onemillionmoney wow thats the dumbest thing i ever read! did u read this in its original hebrew? youre telling me there isnt a nicer way to say what u just said!? also why make it so obscure ! why not be clear ? some people are not clever! this just proves the undivine nature of this stupid book ..u wanna read something ..read the BHAGAVAD GITA...and then tell me this bible impresses you!
illuminatiperspectiv 4 weeks ago
@illuminatiperspectiv no thanks! I"ll stick to the holy bible, I know its real and god is real and all the stories in it is for us to learn how to live life! I just became born again and I been gifted! if you want to challenge god say god if your real show me ___ pick anything you want him to show you and he will! be careful how you trash his word because he does unleash demonic torment and your life will become a living hell! your problem is you havent excepted him
Onemillionmoney 4 weeks ago
Noah's Ark:
Because people still believe that somehow all living things were not only in one convenient place, but could also fit on a boat no bigger than a mid-size house.
RandomPumishumi 1 month ago
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Now as bad as billions of years ago nothing exploded and created everything!
nonoobtubeplz122 1 month ago
@nonoobtubeplz122 And god came from...?
ebolaworld 1 month ago 26
@ebolaworld his mother? he has kids, so he has parents!
Phile700 1 month ago
@ebolaworld and the big bang came from....?
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@ebolaworld nothing, if the prime mover exists it's necessarily a supernatural event with no need for a proceeding cause
255ad 2 weeks ago
@255ad So you are saying that SOMETHING can come from NOTHING, which disproves your own theory about the universe. However, I don't happen to think (nor do scientists) that the universe came from nothing.
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
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@ebolaworld the universe came from the big bang, listen it's unreasonable to suppose any one event like the big bang was supernatural, it is not unreasonable (at least according to some philosophers) to assume all events ultimately need some course that was not it's self coursed
where do they think the universe came from then?
255ad 2 weeks ago
@255ad I don't know where the universe came from. I'm not a scientist. Besides, It doesn't really matter to my own life. Maybe we'll figure it out one day, and maybe we wont. However, for you to say that it came from a god, then it is only logical for me to ask where did that god come from? God isn't an answer, he is an extension to the question.
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
@ebolaworld actually any other answer is "an extension to the question" except god
"god" is the penultimate answer and the only logically possible penultimate answer any other would need proceeding causes and would therefore beget more questions and so more answers needed which would make it not the penultimate answer
255ad 2 weeks ago
@nonoobtubeplz122 Someone doesn't understand the expanding universe theory.
shagoosty 1 month ago
@nonoobtubeplz122 Sigh. It was not nothing. That is an ignorant misconception from people who refuse to study the actual theory (PS. theory in science is something that has been proven, not just an idea). Sorry, that misconception annoys me like nothing else. t also didn't "create" anything for millions of years. Okay. I'm better now. I'm not being as bitchy as this sounds :P
elnoraemily 1 month ago
@elnoraemily If religious people can't use misconceptions to prove their points, they lose. lol
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
@ebolaworld True, true story!
elnoraemily 2 weeks ago
@nonoobtubeplz122 I love this argument because it shows how little knowledge you have of the subject.
Everything always existed, it just existed in a single concentrated point.
Anything that isn't being influenced by something, will eventually become unstable.
once this happens it will eventually let out energy.
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed. So everything always existed
chocolatesprite 3 weeks ago
@chocolatesprite So your telling me you were there and also the scientist that told you that?
nonoobtubeplz122 3 weeks ago
@nonoobtubeplz122 LoL So you're telling me you were there when giant sky-daddy poofed everything into existence and also that delusional pedo-pastor?
I can tell you that scientists use microwave background radiation imaging to actually see the universe as it was, or I could tell you how everything is expanding and therefore began at one point.
But I guess believing in a book written in the fucking bronze age by cave dwelling men is more valid than men using modern mathematics and science.
chocolatesprite 3 weeks ago
@nonoobtubeplz122 That's what is great about scientific research. We don't claim to already know everything and continue to learn how things came to be.
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
vote republican lol
TheThisIsSparta300 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Thank you ebolaworld for the best explanation of Noah's Ark I've ever seen. Awesome job!!!
effinjim 1 month ago
noah brought 7 of every clean animal and 2 of uncleans
BossHoss54 1 month ago 2
the world was corrupt.. "vote republican" lol
DjMeterriwe 1 month ago
@imjustpassinthru also Jesus was not human he was more than a man. And he sacrificed himself, even though he didn't do anything wrong, for every man, child, and woman that has lived and that will live because of his great love for everyone of Gods children. If I were you I would go to church more often.
Froggdude000 1 month ago
@imjustpassinthru God and Jesus are two seperate beings, Jesus is without sin and God flooded the earth to rid the world of the evel that was greater than it is today.
Froggdude000 1 month ago
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Jesus was supposedly god in the flesh. Therefore it was Jesus who flooded the world and drowned innocent children and infants like rats trapped in a basement. And Christians claim that Jesus was without sin? Jesus was the guiltiest human being who ever lived! The god of the Bible had a lot of nerve setting foot in this world after committing genocide against the human race. He deserved to be crucified. It was a fitting punishment for crimes against humanity.
imjustpassinthru 1 month ago
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imjustpassinthru 1 month ago
"Noah, don't question me; I can fuckin' kill you." 5:57
Jussicreide 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
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. This is one of the MOST EVIL stories ever told!!! Psychologically speaking, it is used to BRAINWASH CHILDREN INTO THINKING GENOCIDE IS OK..!!! . That GENOCIDE is SANCTIONED by a 'God' and, thus, MUST BE OK..!!! . This story teaches children that anyone who doesn't believe exactly what they believe should ALL BE KILLED..!!! . Even if that requires killing over 99+% of the people on the planet!!! . On a tighter view, anyone not a Hasidic Jew should be KILLED..!!! . Including the Prime Minister!
BuzzLOLOL 1 month ago
.. LOL! The Jesus of Story who went berzerk in the temple and horsewhipped all the bankers and merchants to death? Twice! And was properly hung for his crimes...
BuzzLOLOL 1 month ago
I'VE NEVER SEEN A VIDEO SO FAR AWAY FROM THE TRUTH! SPECIALLY NOAH'S ANWERS, WHAT A EVIL AND WICKED VERSION, IS COMMING FROM A CULTIC TYPE OF ANIMATION FILMS! REPENT AND BELIEVE IN THE REAL GOSPEL OF JESUS!
REPENTB4UDYNOW1 1 month ago
@REPENTB4UDYNOW1 STOP SHOUTING I CAN HEAR YOUR WRITING JUST FINE!
InternetDarkLord 3 weeks ago
@REPENTB4UDYNOW1 When I read reviews like this, I know I'm doing something right. lol
ebolaworld 2 weeks ago
I'M GOD! -damnit!
I lost at that part
germanban 1 month ago
@0:48 Sign: "Vote Republican!" ROFL!
YY4Me133 2 months ago
moses talks like matt from friday night lights lol
Keenanville09 2 months ago
lol some how Noah's voice and his charts sort of remind me of a particular person....Oh right Al Gore
darkarcheos 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
HEY LET'S KILL EVERYTHING BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW OR DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO SOLVE PROBLEMS IN A BENEVOLENT WAY!
Anonymous247n 2 months ago 27
@Anonymous247n they would corrupt the genealogy of Jesus so god had to kill them.
nintendo768 1 month ago
@nintendo768 As i said "..WE DON'T KNOW OR DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO SOLVE PROBLEMS IN A BENEVOLENT WAY!" :)
Anonymous247n 1 month ago
@Anonymous247n Yeah true. That is what had to be done in order for all our sins to be paid for. If he has to kill billions of people to do it, then by all means.
nintendo768 1 month ago
@nintendo768 You keep missing the point. If he has to kill people then he's not benevolent. If he could do something else about it but chose to kill people, then he's malevolent. Not a god i could worship, even if i believed he existed.
Anonymous247n 1 month ago
@Anonymous247n Well what is an alternate thing he could do?
nintendo768 1 month ago
@nintendo768 Make everyone disappear, he is omnipotent. It seems unnecessary to flood the entire world. Or never create people that would do wrong to begin with, since he his omniscient, he knows how they'll turn out eons before they are born.
shagoosty 1 month ago
@nintendo768 Yeah, just what shagoosty said :) According to christians, he could have done literally ANYTHING, but he choose to drown people ;) Sounds like a pretty evil decision to me :P
Anonymous247n 1 month ago
@Anonymous247n 'Don't question me. I can fucking kill you.'
-God.
RandomPumishumi 1 month ago
@nintendo768 YOU SAID: "If he has to kill billions of people to do it, then by all means." You're a sick little fuck, you know that? Is it okay if your own kids or your mommie are a part of those billions? This is why atheists hate you people. You think killing is okay. You SAY you agree with "Thou shalt not kill" but you really mean, "It's okay to kill if God tells me to kill, and it's okay if God kills people, even for ridiculous reasons and in ridiculous ways."
politicoochie09 1 month ago
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atheists should watch this video they dont need to belive just watch and learn something you will loose nothing by watching this video and you dont need to belive we have belif and be respectfull when we say something about atheisim you are shouting us when you say something about our religion we have no right to speak about it why ? you are accusing my religion whit this video but ı have no right to speak why :???
youtube.com/watch?v=7jUtrGc1oi8
kadirddemir 2 months ago
damn redneck god
punbaca 2 months ago 4
Mind=Blown. God is Christopher Walken :O
eliandnoahproduction 2 months ago
Thanks for the vid. SpiritWorldBlog,go to George Carlin-"Religion is bullshit" and it's all explained simply.
pranksterguy1 2 months ago 3
Why the hell is everyone arguong over what happened. You're giving me a migrane. Just stop and know that everyone has a different opinion. STFU. JEEZ.
ravenandshegofan1234 2 months ago
@ravenandshegofan1234 We arguing because these zealots are trying to replace science in American schools with Bronze Age myths. Would you say the same thing if school boards tried to replace the theory of gravity or electricity with "Alice in Wonderland?"
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago 2
@InternetDarkLord Hey :P That would be pretty fun... although that's a horrible example....
firearian 2 months ago
Again, Foolish INTERPRETATION.
NO PURE HUMANS DIED ON THE FLOOD!
The Flood was sent to kill/wipe out The Nephilim which were Giant Hybrids and their Hybrid Children + Many Animals and Dinosaurs.
Google: The Global Flood Explained Vip
SpiritWorldBlog 2 months ago
@SpiritWorldBlog No, Genesis Chapter 6, verses 7-8 say the flood was to kill wicked men. You are spouting conjecture.
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
@SpiritWorldBlog Did you read the freaking book rather than interpretation on the web ?
Acrimonator 2 months ago
@Acrimonator Yes. I was also given the answers to the Global Flood questions by God.
For example: Animals were not collected, They migrated to the ark!
The Nephilm had children who were able to grow to Giants, but could not because The Flood Buried them before they had a chance to Grow. We know these "children" as Neanderthals.
Fact: Neanderthals were buried in a pit and that's all. Just like the Dinosaurs.
Google: Ancient Giants of the Earth Vip
SpiritWorldBlog 2 months ago
@SpiritWorldBlog NephilimFree, is that you ?
Acrimonator 2 months ago
@Acrimonator I think ironman something something is nephy.
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
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@SpiritWorldBlog Are you a Poe or drunk?
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
" I'm God, damn it!"
LOLZ
dexdex1560 2 months ago
Religion is trickery, superstition, and shame. It was created to control people.
We are in a New Age, and what was force fed to us as children, now seems quaint
and downright phony. jesus is imaginary, jesus is imaginary. Shout it from the roof
tops!
stevie68a 2 months ago 20
@stevie68a got news for u buddy.......jesus existed.......even atheists agree with that
theshingles100 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@theshingles100 Um. No we don't...
Nemle22 1 month ago
@stevie68a You know that even if religion is false, there was once a man who people came to believe was "Jesus", and I'm telling you this because you called him phony. I'm just throwing that out there.
AntiTroll101 1 month ago
i wonder how d fuck can anyone believe in this bullshit
thescorpionking2020 2 months ago
@MrJesuslovesmeXD Enough trolling around you!
NeptunePolyphemus 2 months ago
"You don't see a problem with that statement?"
"NOPE!"
"Uhhh..."
"Noah, don't question me--I'M GOD! I can fucking kill you!"
*THUNDERBOLT OF VIOLENCE*
"Oh, right, right...
Ie...Do what I say or I'll hurt you--thumbs up if you've heard THAT argument before! ;)
obiwanobiwan13 2 months ago 3
i just noticed that the earth is supposed to look flat!!!! ha!!
whatdoibeliveandwhy 2 months ago
people in Noah's time didn't know there was rain yet
makulitkaha 2 months ago
@makulitkaha Why not?
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
@InternetDarkLord they haven't still experienced rain...he did the ark a hundred years, made it on a mountain w/c is far from the seas, that's why people thought he was insane, but God never failed those who obey Him, in contrary, God never brought blessings upon those who are against Him but he brought them curse and DEATH... that's one of the message of Noah's story, it's a warn perfectly made for unbelievers... but many still ignore that warning, but that's fine. is it God's disadvantage? no
makulitkaha 2 months ago
@makulitkaha What evidence for this bizarre claim there was no rain is there?
InternetDarkLord 2 months ago
"Im god...damn it." Classic.
SuperDuperAtheist 2 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
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atheists are so stupid lol they are just followers and never make any logical arguments.
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NintendoGuy128 2 months ago
Sam T, you are possibly the most sacrilarious person on youtube (sacrilegious and hilarious)
farst789 3 months ago
GOD:noah don't question me i could fucking kill you
NOAH: oh right right
THAT WAS PRICELESS XD
Z3ROxPAIN 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ebolaworld
Fuck this is one of the funniest shit!
givemeblowjob69 3 months ago
This is a question I ask a lot. Of course it's not the only question, as this story is completely rediculous and can be picked apart from the beginning, but what did they eat after the flood? The carnivores would have to eat each other, causing species to go extinct and the herbavores would have nothing to eat, as all vegetation would have died off. You can say that they had food left over on the ark, but it was impossible for the food to even stay good for the 40 days.
MsLilithJS 3 months ago
this is so horrible, y r u trying to make people turn from God? pray to come to the Lord
tkdvaz11 3 months ago
@tkdvaz11 lol. Ass hole. God's not real.
flywithmeamerica 3 months ago
@flywithmeamerica LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
givemeblowjob69 3 months ago
@tkdvaz11 he is pointing out the absurdity in the bible.
mgigkgeg 3 months ago
3 things...
1.-According to the bible only Noah and his family survive the great flood. That means that we all descend from Noah and his family and not from Adam and Eve?
2.-Why Noah didn't save little boys and girls?...there where no childrens in any part of the earth?...where the little boys and girls evil too?
3.-Why does god fixes everything killing people? (6th commandment "You shall not murder".
gemo67 3 months ago 4
Im god Dammit!
RageUnchained 3 months ago
With only two of every animal, the gene pool would be very shallow and the inbreeding would cause massive genetic mutations and the animals would die. How could they possibly get two of every animal when they were not even aware of other lands? How in the hell could you possibly make a boat big enough to have the animals and all the food? Can you imagine the stench?
If you stop and think about these stories, they make no sense at all and the only way to believe them is to not think about them.
InnannasRainbow1 3 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories 2
@InnannasRainbow1 yeah, plus capturing them all, especally the dangerous animals
Masken1312 2 months ago
is that a piccolo i heareth at 3:12?
0OoO0ify 3 months ago
Also, how could you kill fish and birds with a flood? Fish would be fine and birds would be able to survive off of the fish lol.
lasoogneypubes 3 months ago
@lasoogneypubes The flood cover the whole world, which included the ocean, mixing salt water and fresh. Some fish can survive in both, but most can't. The water was 29,035 feet in elevation, so the only place left of land was the highest mountain. The highest flying bird can fly up to 21,120 feet and they need a place to land to rest. And also consider the very cold temperature and lack of oxygen in the mountains that high. Hope this sounds reasonable.
DeatheStar 3 months ago
@DeatheStar Yeah that sounds about right. I forgot about how high the water was. Also the mixing of fresh and salt water, though there's WAY more salt water than fresh water in the world and I figure that a lot of sea animals would survive. I don't know though, pure speculation.
lasoogneypubes 3 months ago
One part you got wrong. After they got off the Ark, God told Noah to let all the animals loose so they could multiply. Then Noah made an altar to God and (Genesis 8:20) "took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar." Not every beast or fowl was a "clean" beast or fowl. Also they never mentioned whether or not this was after the animals had repopulated a little. I think it implies that it did. Great video.
lasoogneypubes 3 months ago
@lasoogneypubes Nope. God ask him to sacrifice the animals, because you know how god loves the smell of burnt carcasses. Also, after this Noah and his family celebrated by getting drunk. Noah got so drunk he fell asleep naked. One of his grandkids covered him up and the next morning, Noah was so angry about this act, that he made the kid a slave. Family values!
ebolaworld 3 months ago 32
@ebolaworld What version of the bible are you reading? In my version it doesn't say any of that lol. I'm an atheist by the way, I was just reading the bible I have and it didn't match up with your video. It said that God told Noah to let all the animals out to reproduce. Then at no specific time later (and keep in mind the bible story's plots move VERY quickly) God tells Noah to sacrifice the animals. Why would he say, "Ok, let the animals out so they can reproduce. Now kill them all!"? lol wut?
lasoogneypubes 3 months ago
@ebolaworld Could you please make a short video with an Unbelievably Messed Up Bible Story about the Curse of Canaan?
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@lasoogneypubes It is hard to imagine how everything could repopulate with no source of food for the omnivores, and with all the predators eating all the prey?
morningstomper123 3 months ago
I love this series, it shows just how silly the Bible really is.
InnannasRainbow1 3 months ago
So.. Angels fucked a bunch of humans... And that made the world corrupt?
lasoogneypubes 3 months ago
Wait so how could a flat earth be flooded anyhow? I mean, wouldn't it just leak out the sides out into space?
chimmychainsaw 3 months ago
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downyourtube 3 months ago
Noah, don´t question me, I can fucking kill you!!!
I like this God!!
silvio0melo 3 months ago
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Noah's Ark could NOT be found. Noah's Flood caused the geological K-T layer (65.5 ± 0.3 millions years ago) and killed all dinosaurs at that time. This is according to a new pure scientific theory by Dr. Aly Elshabasy as in muslimengineers point org
elshabasy70 3 months ago
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Noah's Ark could NOT be found. Noah's Flood caused the geological K-T layer (65.5 ± 0.3 millions years ago) and killed all dinosaurs at that time. This is according to a new pure scientific theory by Dr. Aly Elshabasy as in muslimengineers point org
elshabasy70 3 months ago
I'M GOD-DAMNIT!
Khaenz 3 months ago
Funny how people beleive in God. "God means superior" this "God" got killed by humans, lmao hes not superior to anyone but a infant. All this "God" can do is walk on water make bread and make wine, he cant cure illness cause science and medicine does that, even tho medicine have harmfull side effects in the long rong, what im saying is, no such God exists. My god can kill your God's ass , thus im superior
imthetank3 3 months ago
"Silence! I know what I'll doing. I'm God, damnit!" Hahahaha!!
NuShoeSmell 3 months ago
It's funny that people become corrupt and god goes straight to the geneside of every living thing on earth. What the squid do?
Hyperdog456 3 months ago
"Well, I better go get the mail! Dum de dum de dum de dum."
mickeymouse12678 3 months ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
Seriously: the guy who produced these videos (and the sequel) deserves an award!! They are just too good!!! Very talented!!
silvio0melo 3 months ago 44
LOL vote republican 0:48
homemadeweapon1942 3 months ago