Red State Update: Fred Thompson's RNC Speech

[cnuman]

these guys are so funny. Have ya'll seen the one where they move to canada after Obama won. hahaha. and true words rdooze. its funny that people get so mad about this.

[robraw101]

Oh god, who are these retards and since when do redneck trailer trash have access to computers? And since when does a red state even count for anything? Do red states contribute to the economy at all? look what happened when red states won the bush elections, now we are waist deep in crap. When Clinton was president, People in New York City (where I'm from) were driving expensive new imports, Adding extensions to their homes and making allot of money, At least I was.

[sumbaudy]

First off, it's satire dude, they're not really that retarded. They're actually professional comedians. And (coming from a really liberal guy) red states actually DO contribute to the economy. A LOT. The American South is the best farming/manufacturing region in the nation and makes up most of our exports.

[sumbaudy]

Look, I hate the "Red State State of Mind" as much as the next guy. I mean I have lived in four different states throughout my life and every single one has been a red state, so I should know. But because of this I can also relate to people from red states, no matter how ignorant they may be. Just have an open mind man.

[OscarLevancy]

I was all thinkin' the video was over and started to take a big gulp of coke when that song came up at the end, and I spat coke all over my desk.

"Getcher ass outta my store, hippy..."

aww, man.

[bo0mertwinz]

u fuckers!

[rdooze]

I can't believe people think this shit is real. Its comedy smart guys

[juliusda3rd]

rednecks-4-obama*.com (delete * )

[josephyb33]

WTF??? These guys hate Obama AND McCain!

[Sevb30]

Not one Harry Potter back had been released at the time, NO books were ever banned.

[murderousinnocence]

Ha ha! I love how the satire goes right over our McCain fan friends'heads. That part at the end was making fun of John Boy, y'all.

[skumbag99]

i NEEDED A LAUGH...U GUYS ARE STEPPING UP...IT MAKES ME WANT TO GET BACK TO MAKIN VIDEO!

[Tsavoma]

5 reasons Palin should NOT be our next VP!

5. She believes you can pray away the gay!

4. She tried to have a librarian fired because she would not remove "offensive" books, like Harry Potter and Bridge to Tarabithia, from the library

3. She does not believe in Global Warming

2. She had a police commissioner fired because HE would not fire her sister's ex-husband

1. She had to ask "What exactly does the Vice President DO?"

[domeikap]

I'm still voting for McCain and Palin anyway. I like her glasses.

[mohawk58]

Gee that about sums up how fucked up our country is.

[ST7878]

That's five reasons to VOTE FOR HER!!

[GODISforeverGOD]

Google Jane Bowell World Peace and see the entire Bush Administration leave DC by October 1st 2008.

[lldenney]

thedailyshow com/ full-episodes/ index.jhtml?episodeId=184108

Add a dot and close the gaps.

May be the best of his career. LAUGHED during the commercials when I 1st saw it.

[maokly]

yall need to sell t-shirts with yalls quotes

[007ObiWan]

Sarah and John the warriors will defeat Barack the arugula eating community organizer and Joe the charter member of the Hair Club For Men.

[Jakeblood240]

Get more attention than that Ron Paul thing...LOL

[iamagiantseaturd]

frrrrrrrrred tompson

greatest speech in this race todate.

[darrellmcrumpton]

my channel shows why we need a voice for the silent ones.......

[PeavineGW]

Now here are some old boys I can agree with! And what's up with the Lynyrd Skynyrd hat? What about Black Oak Arkansas?

[winthiswar]

Palin is a perfect pick for VP, America loves her, and the attacks on her and her family by the liberal media only only makes the voters love her more.

[littlebigtrain]

Palin is the perfect fit of incompetence.

[trink968]

The sound of a scared liberal...is anything more hilarious?

[shrikerlove]

I truly believe that but when the liberal media is so ridiculously biased it still does have effect where it hurts. And the electoral voting system needs to be changed so huge states (CA) don't have the ability to bias the voting even further. I really hope the voters can step up when it comes to election and make this election a matter of popular vote and not "most popular" in the most populous states by targeting people who are so easily swayed by Obama's crap talk...

[claerj]

I'm kickin' myself in my own damn ass, Jackie. Fred came alive -- lol

Joe L -- Bless his heart...

[texasmama101]

obama has 243 ne needs 270 to win the electoral mcbush has 189 and its not even election day mcbush is lossing

[sara5893]

WRONG, Nobama has POLLS stateing those #'s. Neither one has these votes b/c no states have cast their votes for Pres.

[texasmama101]

duh!

[sara5893]

Hon do you not see the contriction in your post and responce? Nobama and Palin, I mean McCain, have ZERO votes, so you can't 'quote' those #'s. They mean nothing as of yet. Or did I misunderstand your post?

[texasmama101]

i was qouting the prejection polls obama has 243 gauranted needs 270 mcaine has 189 needs 270 160 elects are undecided which puts obama ahead in the elect college

[texasmama101]

or whoever really decides cause god knows the american ppl dont

[rockingout1018]

last time i checked not one electoral vote has been cast....election day is still set for november

[kinggerald05]

I loved how Palin, Rudy and other Republicans made fun of Obama as a community organizer in their speeches at the RNC. What does a community organizer do anyway? Who do they help?

[sara5893]

O love how Palin used Obama's OWN WORD against him. Priceless! I would love to see the REAL results of BO's Acorn activities.

[littlebigtrain]

What words are you talking about? Pailn is a joke and will be a laughing stock by November. They will not let the press talk to her because she knows nothing.

[takerdust]

she must have you running scared

[lldenney]

Thought about taking bets on how fast Palin quits but then realized republicans don't spend THEIR money. A PROUD republican? Of the last 8 years? Of Bush? Of McComplain? Yep you DO scare me. Now, just how can we force an IQ, foreign policy, or US history test before people can vote. LMAO! PALIN, who runs a state with fewer employees than Obama has FREE volunteers! Yeah- That's FUNNY! He's head of the party too. Palin campaigned "FOR" 7 count oil-CURRUPTION-CHARGED Stevens+ran his 527. OUCH!

[domeikap]

obama is now toast. Too bad moonbat.

[Tsavoma]

Yeah, they seem to forget he taught constitutional law at a little pace called HARVARD. But then this admin and Palin seem to always forget about the CONSTITUTION!

[SandmanOpiate]

Hehe, old Joe L. is gonna find himself with a stick up his ass in about 8 weeks.

The junior senator from Connecticut.

[takerdust]

I think they live in Los Angeles. They make fun of both GOP and Democrats.

[valhala56]

As a proud Republican I was not happy to see Joe Biden giving a speech at the GOP convention. And all the delgates cheer the Benedict Arnold of the democratic party. Now granted it's great Joe seen the light by my gosh, it does remind you all the other turncoats like Toby Keith.

[takerdust]

Joe Biden? I think you mean Lieberman.

With the democrat party so far to the fringe left these days, a conservative democrat like Lieberman is seen as a Nazi now in his own party.

[valhala56]

Takerdust, thanks for the heads up on correcting me, I was hitting some the moonshine and thought I typed Benedict Arnold Lieberman and typed Biden, I don't know what I was tinking. anyways sorry slow Joe Biden.

[SGTMAJHARLEY]

From one proud Republican to another...I agree. Though, I doubt he truly saw the light.

[AbsolutionDouble0]

it's a joke.

[Tamar1973]

I don't think Fred ran a serious campaign for POTUS. *sigh* It's too late for woulda, coulda, shoulda though.

[filthyunderpants]

I like to see Jackie riled up. Good one guys.

[pfizzbones]

10aces...wow. divisive politics? How is this divisive? Only on the parties. Maybe your Ron Paul anti-war crowd doesn't accept conservatism. There is no divisiveness on the conservative front. We have values and they are out there. How again is Ron Paul a patriot? Jesus, Fred Thompson would eat you alive....well, maybe not..you're a vegan.

[10aces]

Way to hide a comment by not replying directly.

It's divisive because he still reinforces the "all liberals are communists" nonsense. Ron Paul is a stalwart of true conservatism and of honoring the Constitution.

Unfortunately, your neocon friends have hijacked the party and sold their values to religious nuts and corporate fascists. Even death cults can be united.

Vegan???? WTF? Regardless of that inaccuracy, everyone knows Thompson's wife feeds his basset hound face Kibbles 'N' Bits.

[bigdub903]

uh, 10 aces...this is comedy. not to be taken THAT seriously.

[10aces]

F*ck you Jackie. You just had to get a swipe in at Ron Paul, a true patriot.

That's more than I can say for Thompson, a corporate puppet (with a basset hound face) who can only spew the same divisive politics that we have had the last 8-10 years.

[ricky125yo]

hell yeah brother tell all ur dr ron paul support'n buddies to write his name on the voter ballot

[jp3d2k]

lol @ ronpaul fanatic butthurt

[danthemankhan]

I don't care to live in any country that Ron Paul loves enough to be a patriot of.

[10aces]

Well, get the f*ck out, or shut the hell up.

[barbsigns4u]

Vote for BARACK OBAMA & JOE BIDEN!!

This whole Republican Convention is so Boring and Lifeless. Nothing but a sea of white faces. How sad. Wake up Republicans!!

[Immigrant312]

lol you guys are funny...im not republican, but way to go anyway

[33ithink]

Who the fuck is Fred Thompson?

[tombstonetom]

Jackie, Watch your language.

[barbsigns4u]

I never heard Jackie cuss so much in my life! Get you ass outta my store Hippie!

I just love you guys!! Hee Haa!!

Sing us some more of that Dumb Ass Party song!

[redneckstaggs1988]

FRED THOMPSON WAS AWESOME ON THERE!

[jx14aby]

What happened to the beer cans?

[eirefrance]

They can't drink Budweiser anymore.

[toenail37]

Jackie Broyles & Paris Hilton, the ultimate dream ticket!!! Dunlap campaign manager. OH YEA!

[gunloc26]

Dobb's 08"

[Plutonwolf]

Go anyone but McCain 08

[gunloc26]

NOBAMA 08'

[gunloc26]

Here Jackie, now watch your language!!!

[Dan4157]

GO NADER!!!!! or Obama!

[gunloc26]

OSAMA 08'

[smartcookie76]

Willie from ALF? That's a pretty obscure reference - but when I found a picture of the dude, it's dead on.

[jasonmit]

LOL yeah, and his somewhat monotone voice.

[skyler2dope]

MC.CAIN 08

[toddianuzzi]

AIPAC

JEWS

[dollaresque]

I thought Republicans like Lieberman because he is (just like Bush, McCain and other Republicans) likes wars and wants to fight every muslim everywhere he finds them, lol :)

Anyone who votes Republicans this year - or anyone who listens to anything Lieberman has to say - has to really check their priorities and see why they want to destroy America so much. After all, we've got a strong country, 8 years isn't enough to destroy it, so we should give them another 4 maybe!

[jasonmit]

Yeah, like Obama will be good for the economy and our energy supply. This is the time we could use a Barr or a Paul.

[Starrman69]

You guys are a hoot!!

[houndman6]

HAAAAA!!!!! The Micheal Moore comment was extra deep. Think I need a cigerete and maybe an adville!

[RogCBrand]

LOL! It's always good to see Jackie all excited about Thompson- it's been a while!

:P

[usnationalist]

I am with jackie. Fred Was awesome. MAn I wanted him for pres. And listening to Liberman made me want to stop voting for McCain.

[chumashfalcon]

Lieberman is an agent of Israel, his sole purpose is to force America into a war with Iran. He wants us to die, so we can defend his zionist buddies in Israel.

[usnationalist]

I am pro Israel- and pro war on Iran. If anyone in the middle east (aside form Iraq and Afganistan now) deserves defending it is the democracy that is israel. And if anyone deserves an ass kicking it is the human rights abusing dictatorships that is the rest of the middle east.

[psatm]

Fight Iran with what? We barely have a military anymore. Let Israel fight Iran, why we do always have to get in the middle of the Middle East?

[nurbSoldier]

AIPAC

[JimboTHC]

How bout China? Lets go to war with china since you are so outraged about human rights.

And fuck Israel they aren't A state and I don't give a shit about them.

Take your ass over there, join their army if you want to defend them. Don't do it under my flag and don't use my tax dollars when you do it.

Oh and it would be helpful if we stopped selling weapons to all those human rights abusing dictatorships.

[CYLONEJACK]

I got a question for your kind. What if a women (who is a terrorist) If pregnant with a baby who will become a "terrorist" also. Would you want her to have an abortion? or would you rather wait until she gave birth, then blow the baby up? WWJD?

[kmardes]

if anyone deserves an asskicking its you. and don't you speak in america's name, you are america's enemy. go become an israeli citizen, then talk all you want. tell your fat sister to change the channel and you might learn something.

[usnationalist]

you're a moron if you think America is not the friend of any legitimate democracy. As it turns out, my American citizenship is what allows me to talk all i want- you pinko fuck. Im not the kind of guy that just turns up the volume on my radio if my neighbor across the street is being attacked by thugs. Anymore than the kind that sits back while a friendly nation is harassed by thug nations.

[kmardes]

you're a pawn of jewish lobbies who are only interested in israel, taking YOUR money and human resources. israel is a democracy? go look at the millions they've displaced and sent to slums.

Harrassed by thug nations? try the u.s. being a thug nation, we've got military installations in over 1/3 of the world's countries, and our military budget is larger than the whole world's combined.who is the thug nation? dissent is the great form of patriotism.you bring america down.95% of the world agrees

[sweervin]

You're a right-wing, self-righteous, meat puppet.

50 years behind history (pinko, lol)and totally out-of-touch with the world today.

Don't worry. Us tree-hugging, dirt-worshipping, "pinko fucks" will clean up your mess (again) and restore some dignity and honor to our reputation abroad.

Until we do, please sit down and STFU. It's the most patriotic thing you and your inbred, Rightard brothers can do at this point.

[MrDrysdaleOK]

Dude, you obviously think that these guys are actually real people and not two guys doing comedy. Get a life, will you please?

[kmardes]

very true chuma... all lieberman does is attend israeli support meetings, its ridiculous. and we send them a ton of 'aid' and all our tax dollars. fuck them. let me fight their own war or find some other ally.

[xanafanadu]

That's because Joe Lieberman is Jewish and he cares about his people...

[kain1384]

...and no one else, evidently.

[dilbertgeg]

Joe Lieberman is Jewish and he cares about his people

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THis is interesting. Lieberman supports CUFI, and Hagee loves Lieberman, and those C-Zs "love the Jewish people", but Hagee says he's thrilled that Iran backed by Russia will go to war with Israel and almost all the Jews will be killed (and Iranian people), worse than Auschwitz, Israel utterly destroyed by nukes. Of course Hagee wants America participating in that. If there was only some way of provoking Iran, or staging a bombing

[SFDem77]

Both parties are corrupt. Vote Nader!

[cbowman61]

nader sucks

[17db77b]

A vote for Nader is a vote for the Republicans, just like in 2000.

[BluntRider182]

no its not nader is very different from both parties you dont know what ur talking about

[17db77b]

Nader and Gore are both left of center.

If you added Nader's and Gore's votes together in 2000, Gore would have won.

Nader splits the Left, and the Right, the Republicans, benefit.

[BluntRider182]

dude nadar is the smartest preasidential candidate by far and would help our country the most they wont even let him debate McCain or Obama because he would make them look like retards

[kathicII]

RP's audience > RNC audience

[bruincommander]

I agree, Fred gave a wonderful speech. He is a great man!

[TheDemonataLeader]

yay! You talked about Ron Paul for a second!

[Vash3OO1]

Lieberman is a jackass.

[747dog]

.....Fred was enjoying his Jim Beam..!!!

[peziak]

It shows again that Republicans don't like to pick the best nominee for even themselves. They railroaded Fred Thompson just like they did to McCain in 2000. Only when McCain became pliable and demonstrated that he would be a good puppet did he rise to the top. The GOP doesn't like candidates with divergent views and a progressive stance.

[Paladine71]

Candidates with divergent views and a progressive stance??? We call that a Demon Rat, opps, sorry, a Democrat. Agree that Fred should have been the Republican nominee, but that is why the liberal states go first in the primaries, so the libs have a better chance to pick two libs, like Obama and McCain.

[VerbotenDingleberry]

Fred ought to get a place in the Cabinet at the very least.

[hahayouarefunny]

I don't think Obama is going to appoint him.

[VerbotenDingleberry]

I'll bet you one billion Internet Dollars Obama gets *crushed* in November. 60-40 or worse. If I lose I put up a video praising your vastly superior political insight. You lose, ditto.

Deal?

[hahayouarefunny]

"I'll bet you one billion Internet Dollars Obama gets *crushed* in November. 60-40 or worse. If I lose I put up a video praising your vastly superior political insight. You lose, ditto.

"Deal?" - VerbotenDingleberry

OK, friend, you've got yourself a deal! If McCain has at least 1.5 times (i.e. 60/40) as many votes as Obama... hell, let's make it interesting. If McCain wins the election period, I'll make the video. If Obama wins, you will.

Get your webcam ready. ;)

[hahayouarefunny]

...and if Nader or Barr wins, we'll both make a video.

[VerbotenDingleberry]

If Nader or Barr wins everyone who *voted* should make one!

[VerbotenDingleberry]

Excellent! First time I ever bet on an election. If you win I'll be so depressed that making a silly apology video might actually cheer me up!

Much fun!

[hahayouarefunny]

Likewise! :)

[hahayouarefunny]

*poke poke*

[CYLONEJACK]

I want in on this bet. 60-40 mccain obama. I got obama.

[hellephant]

LOL at Jackie's face when Dunlap mentioned Fred Thompson

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

If you agree with me that John McCain is a turdburglar give this comment a thumbs up!

[hahayouarefunny]

Hahaha creativity points

[lgday]

willy from alf! rotflmao.

[HEYBUDD]

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