Modern Day Mad Max

[bigwhitehound]

Someone should tell the "flower power" girl the 60s are dead.

[Statimtek]

Damn, the fat dude at 3:10 broke his car!! LOL

[dave440v8]

what is this song tell me someone

[coryiroks]

yall aint seen shit....come to eastern kentucky!!!!!!!!!

[Sixx0809]

Better fuckin' pick up what 3:20 is puttin' down, if you catch my drift.

[cdx83]

You're allowed to put junk like that onto public roads in the Americas!?

[MiauZi69]

LOL I didnt even seen such cars in Bulgaria ...

[WaterCottage]

What a great song, I had never heard it before.

[hauntedmemorie]

my buddy's old ford flatbed is as gank as the red ford kingcab..HAHAHAHAHA!!

[transammike]

Mad Maxx cars were more rat rods then the hooptys in your video.

[xXairvexXx]

flower power!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reply4reply]

surely you've never been to india.

[LucianDodge1]

1:29 W-T-F?!?!?!?!?

[MCRmechanic]

1:30 holy shit... he must live in a state without inspections haha

[AristYdes]

0:42 is so gay

[errant3]

it's a women driver........ genius

[Sh0KcWave]

Toe-cutter rides past at 1:20 :)

[XXRichieXXrichXX]

hey the ack at 1:13 was on mtvs pimp my ride

[nedsaabdickerson]

Really, this is your idea of a modern day Mad F*cken Max. Yeah wll you must be smoking carck you stupid B#tch.

[foxmulder420]

1 star. this has nothing to do with MadMax. there just all a bunch of shitty fucked up cars. 1 star for looping the song as well. lame ass video.

[Tyler6610]

I want the one at 1:30 when I start driving. Everyone better move out of my way!

[Blinkazoid]

LOL, Good choice!!! Nobody will be messin' with ya, that's for sure!!!

[irishmadhater]

@Tyler6610

the attachment on that truck is for tipping cows so as to trim there feet .But it does look like a MAD MAX attachment

[ryuhinomaru]

@Tyler6610 Same here, i can get my girlfriend on the back with some hockey armor and some molotovs.

[FenceWire7]

lol it funny, i like your humor

[FunkyGoose22]

"STAY BACK"! haha that was great

[Pimporly]

You are so savy chic! I mean your so awsome! Your a really funny guy with humor! Your videos are so good! Keep them up!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Orly:))) I've been at it a while now. Sometimes I post often and sometimes I'm pretty slack but I intend to keep on truckin' :)

[verdemanthe1]

its his mom

[ironhead41]

only in the carolinas. LOL

[RMary]

Oh darling, come to Ft Worth TX. there is a metal salvage lot off our main freeway, N. of tomn.. lot of truly wants beeeeeeeess for your sight..Have I got to video them for you. ahhahah.. One other day was im sure a dug up cad. convertable full of x girlfreinds cars.. ahhahaha..

[audionautix]

it occurred to me I haven't watched one of your videos in a while. So here I am.

[Blinkazoid]

Howdy there Jason! And nice to have you around! Are you sure you're not just checking up on me to make sure that I've not made another Kevin McCleod parody video, LOL.

[popolot]

What music is this? What band?

[Blinkazoid]

Check the description.

[PantyMython]

Oh, my goodness, this is awesome! 2 years to get all this, wow!!

[Blinkazoid]

I only drive my van about 6 or 7 thousand miles a year so it took quite a while. I'll be doing another one of these, but it seems to be taking even longer, LOL.

[Furnifur]

what an awesome idea for a modern day real life economic downturn and who it affects/effects...what people will do to "get by" it's amazing

[Blinkazoid]

If *you'll* run over a few more median dividers I'm sure your car will qualify for my next video of this type, LOL.

[Furnifur]

oh it was only hours ago I hit it, that is just how fresh in my mind it is. cool thing, here no dividers like that, they trust you to just know.

[uptite7213]

You must live in a good neighborhood. In Oakland CA those are nice cars. We often see people driving cars with bullet holes in them!

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, I would have loved to have been able to include a bullet hole riddled car in this video!

[RMary]

yesssssssssss more darling please.. come texas we have lot of inspired riggers...s.s.s

rose

[Blinkazoid]

I definitely plan on doing more of these. Unfortunately it seems to take me foreve to get this type of footage. Yep, I might need to take a trip to Texas just for the rolling wrecks, LOL.

[CoolLikeYourMom]

VERY cool! I dig the song too. :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks your coolness!

[megalisstudio]

haha

what the hell was that red and white truck carrying???

Moonshine runner???

funny vid man!!!

ya got a great eye for moving trash....

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Tom! I have no idea what that truck was all about. It looked like it had a bunch of tar on it is about all I know. Hey, I've drove some junkers myself in my life, I can see em coming a mile away, LOL.

[OinkyDag]

I used to live near Mel Gibson and go to school with one of his brothers. Used to give him a hard time when I saw him after school. Think he used to call us the child from Hell. hahahaha

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, that must have been before Mel hit the big time or I'll bet you would have treated his brother better:)

[OinkyDag]

It was when he was going to NIDA training to be a actor. We used to laugh at him and tell him he's wasting his time with that acting bullshit. And flick our cigarette butts at him. Just stir him up! I saw him do a interview for the BBC once talking about me and my friends LOL!!!

[jgambino540]

Nice camera movement 5 stars

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks. Shooting videos from a moving car is pretty tricky. I can't zoom in very much or I get far too much camera shake. All my cameras only have digital image stabilization. One of these days I'll get one with optical stabilization and hopefully it'll be better (as it's touted to be)

[moomay11649]

Cool vid and song.

[dl737]

Amazing that some of these are street worthy. Here they would pull some of these over - but still pretty cool to look at :)

[Blinkazoid]

The Honda Accord pulling away from the convienence store didn't even have a license plate so I'm sure it would be pulled over if a cop happened to see it.

Actually I think there's fewer "Rolling Wrecks" (the title I thought about going with) around here than there used to be.

[GramsandPapi]

Wow! sure makes ya wonder...Thanks, Grams

[Blinkazoid]

Yep, I'm still wondering about the Nissan pickup with the plywood covered with chains, LOL.

[randomwritings]

Guess we shall see some of those over here soon as you guys set the trend in motor vehichle design and technology! Wonder if Lesely will let me customise the citroen like that!

[Blinkazoid]

Actually we *used* to set trends and develop great technology. Now we farm everything out to foreign countries and sit around talking about why the unemployment rate is so high while reading about OctoMom in the supermarket tabloids:)

And since Lesley is leaving for the States soon, I think you definately should surprise her upon her return with a total Citroen makeover "Pimp My Ride" RandomWriting's style. I'm sure she'll be thrilled. (Actually I think you could make a great video about it!)

[RuddyWasHere]

Lol, "stay back"

[Blinkazoid]

Yep, ya got that right. If an itty bitty rock can breat a windshield a large sized piece of crap car metal could do even worse!

[devotions4U]

fun video ;o) thanks for sharing and words of advice, "Always have your camera ready ;o)"

[Blinkazoid]

I almost never leave home without it!

[yumenotenshi07]

I like the flower SUV too! It reminds me of the VW Bug I see at my school that I call the hippiemobile because it's mint green and has huge flowers painted all over it.

I'm glad that you don't live in the same town as me! I had ductape holding my side mirror on for a while... boy that would have been embarrassing to show up in a Blinky vid. :)

(Look, I'm commenting again!)

[Blinkazoid]

Yep, I was getting a little desperate for footage by the end of this video. Ductape holding on a mirror would have definately made the cut. And yayyy for a Yume comment!

[SplitPZ]

2 years?

Wow!

Some of these vehicles looked like they needed to be headed for the junkyard.

[Blinkazoid]

The 2 years thing probably sounds more impressive than it really is. It's not like I was feverishly working on this 24/7 or anything:) Basically I just carry a camera with me most of the time and film whatever I find of interest. It took so long because I probably only drive about 6,000 miles a year. I have a low carbon footprint:)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[Blinkazoid]

Hiya Mikma!!!

[twister7boy]

gees how man cars have you torn up over the years. my moms car is all busted up in the back from a hit and run driver. peace. gregg

[Blinkazoid]

None of these were my cars. Actually I've never had a wreck in my life:)

[twister7boy]

move to springfield va. you will be in a accident no less then once a month. peace. gregg

[Blinkazoid]

If I ever decide to move there I'll get a truck like the one in this video with the swinging chains. Maybe it'll scare other drivers enough to make them keep their distance, LOL.

[MotherReiver]

This is cool! I love the music and the random shots of life rolling by :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks MR!!! I was pleased to finally find a decent royalty free tune with vocals after eons of searching.

[MotherReiver]

You know it! That's why I've been working on making my own music when I can't find what I need from the public domain - I'm using Magix (and it's fun) and seriously eyeballing FruityLoops :)

[alanasings]

Cool video - I especially like the music track on this one.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Alana. The song took forever to find. There's thousands of royalty free albums at JamendoDOTcom but a large percentage are either instrumental, foreign, or just pure dreck. Lots of good stuff there I'm sure but it takes a lot of sifting through.

[LeSaMilano]

2 years! that takes dedication! I have lots of things (miles of footage) in the archives but so unorganized it would take me a year to gather anything coherent!

can't tell you how many times I've looked out my rear-view mirror and seen my gas cap dangling in the wind! LOL

[Blinkazoid]

I *mostly* have all the files for every video I've ever made in it's own folder. Then I have a few folders named things like "Random", "Misc", "No Good" (among other things) But I still feel pretty unorganized. At least these days I'm able to put it all on a single 1 Terabyte external drive. At one point I had it spread across 4 smaller hard drives on two different computers and it was a nightmare. Cont.

[Blinkazoid]

I'm sure I've got some sort of vid or two lurking amongst it all but sorting it would would take far longer than filming a new vid!

[dorotwhy]

That black car at 1:27 didn't have a license plate (tag) !!! or was it in the window? Loved the duct tape :O) YOU WATCH DAVID'S FARM VIDEOS? LOL Did you see the redneck carwash ? LOL LOVE 'EM!!!!

[Blinkazoid]

I noticed the non tag only while I was editing. I should have zoomed in on the side mirror of that one because it was knocked off and dangling. Nope it didn't have a sign of a tag anywhere.

I discovered David's Farm just a couple of months ago. I need to double check and see if I'm subbed to him and sub him if I'm not. Looks like some *very* interesting stuff on that farm, LOL. The main one I remember is where they drove a car into a pond. I'll have to check out the redneck carwash!

[dorotwhy]

It's actually called redneck truck wash. The car swing, (I forget the actual name of it) was pretty cool too. Honestly, I know quite a few people who probably dream of having a "David's Farm" of their very own!! (or at least would like to visit that one) LOL Looks like there's plenty of fun going on there! LOL Let me know which ones you like and I'll check them out.

[Blinkazoid]

OMG I just noticed he's got over 800 vids up, LOL. I'm not sure if he's got much time for farming!!! The one I saw before was "high speed minivan drive into pond" which was good.

If you want to see something else that's also funny do a YouTube search on "Red Green Show All Wheel Drive" and check out the first vid that shows up.

[dorotwhy]

"..'n' here's an added bonus, ya stick the back ends together and ya got yourself a dandy portable gardening shed" and the DUCT TAPE LOL!!! That Red Green Show All Wheel Drive was a riot. He reminds me of an older version of some of the characters you play, same voice LOL

[Blinkazoid]

More than a few people have mentioned in comments that the voices are similiar. I'm pretty sure that show is off the air now. I think they should bring it back and hire me as the new Red, LOL. Except I'd have to have a clause that I could only do the voice about 15 minutes a day because it's really tough on my vocal chords!

[1DRock37167]

Of course Mad Max was on his cell phone, there are some scary people on the roads up there!

[Blinkazoid]

Apparently that vehicle did *something* asphalt related but I can't figure out what. The biggest mystery to me was the beat up Nissan pickup just prior to that which looked like it was carrying around a torture rack or something.

[Blinkazoid]

Actually the Nissan was the 3rd vehicle from the end. It was the one with plywood and chains in the bed at the back window.

[captainfury2007]

Man some of those redefine "shitbox"

[Blinkazoid]

And as shitty as some of them were I'll still bet they ran better than a few cars I've had in the past. A Simca 1000 and Saab 850 in particular. Put both of those together and you've got 7 cylinders,

less than 2 liters, and no oil filters, LOL. And I don't think all 7 cylinders were firing.

[askmisscris]

If you had let me know you needed video of crappy cars, I could have sent you some footage of my first car. LOL

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe, I wish I had some old footage of the P.O.S. cars I've owned. Along with the *colorful* commentary about them as I've worked on them, LOL.

[bubbabrand]

hey that was me! lol jk

did anyone catch you following or taping them?

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, then someone probably needs to buy you a case of Duck Tape for Christmas:)

Nope, I think everyone was concentrating on their driving too much to notice.

[Bean829]

damn that truck with the swinging chain had me a little scared

if he hit a bump right that thing it would hit another car

there's certainly some interesting vehicles out there

some people literally do drive them until the wheels fall off ;)

[Blinkazoid]

Yeah, it did look a little dangerous. The video wouldn't have been the same without it though, LOL. I have enough footage of of to where I could have made a video of just it. Maybe put the music "Take These Chains From My Heart" to it. (if it weren't copyrighted:(

[dorotwhy]

That truck with the chains totally ruled and it knew it... It even had guard rail protection, Wouldn't want to drive too close to it though. LOL

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Some great old wrecks in that video. The painted car was realy cool.

[Blinkazoid]

Wow, the painted SUV is proving to be pretty popular. You're the 3rd person who's liked it!

[Maiyanna]

Nice! Must be more lenient on car inspections where you live. Some of those lovely vehicles would be pulled over by the police here. ;)

[Blinkazoid]

The sideswiped Honda Accord pulling out of the filling station at 1:09 didn't even have a license plate, LOL.

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

Y'know what I call them? "Road Worriers".

Nice collection.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Carl! That's a good one and it reminds me I forgot to put Road *Warrior* in my tags. I can't believe I forgot that. I put Beyond Thunderdome in there and that movie was a total disappointment in comparison to Road Warrior.

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

I agree about Thunderdome.

[bugsinrug]

Good grief !! They look like they are losing parts as they go !! Stay back for sure Robert !! lol

hugs, Chris

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, It would have made a great video if when I was *beside* them a part or two had come loose! And of course NOT hit anyone behind them. I think most of us have had the unfortunate experience of having a windshield broken by a flying rock or whatever.

[popebenadict16]

that was different,my mrs had a dance to the music.

[Blinkazoid]

Glad the mrs liked the music. Egads I had to look FOREVER to find that royalty free tune. I thought of about a dozen super good copyrighted road tunes that would have worked nicely but it's hard to find decent royalty free with vocals.

[cooksterz]

Oh yeah i love that stuff! Particular enjoyed the Ford with the swinging chains. They were in rythym with the music. Love the eclectic styles people throw out there. Ive always wanted to buy a 300 car and paint it up just for fun! :D Nice collection !

[Blinkazoid]

Yeah, for me the Ford with the swinging chains was the highlight of the video. As I was editing I hated that one of the swinging chains lodged up on top of something and quit swinging. How dare it do that to me and my video!!! LOL.

[GreatGig1]

Looks like many in there where playing bumper cars! LOL As the economy continues to go to hell, we will be seeing many more cars dead on the side of the road and/or beat up pretty badly! No money to fix them! That was a great idea...but then again, you are full of great ideas! :-)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Caylyn! Without question the average car age is going up. Not many people at all are buying new ones. Yikes, all of the *big* 3 might eventually go under even with government help.

[proofisinthepudding]

i have been seeing some bad looking ones around here lately!:)

[Blinkazoid]

I've about run dry of the really bad looking ones it seems. I thought I'd never get enough for this video. I'll probably film any new ones I see and post another vid in 5 years, LOL. Probably the main problem is I don't really drive or ride a whole lot.

[crewlla]

I like the flower suv

[Blinkazoid]

That's two votes for the flower suv:)

[BasicModelling]

Ha ha ha ha ha... Good to know it's just not me that takes overly long to use and post 'old' footage... excellent collection of old wrecks there.. :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Rob! Yeah, I've got tons of old footage. Most of it isn't even good enough for a random video though. Most of it is filmed at 4:3 aspect ratio and I now film almost everything at 16:9. My video editor throws a hissy fit when I toss both types on the timeline. It's possible to do it but it really doesn't like to and hangs up a LOT.

[OhCurt]

The car showing up at 0:43 is really cool. Not sure I'd do that to my own but I like.

The door on that sucker at 2:57 though... D'OH!

WHAT the heck was that at 4:16 ?? LOL

Amazing how much brutality these metal beasts can withstand.

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe, I can just see you wearing your "Butch" camo t-shirt and sporting that ride around, LOL. OK, maybe not:) Maybe for a video though. I haven't the faintest what that thing was as 4:16. It had a big boom on it though, so I'll assume it was designed to pull dead okra stalks out of the ground:)

[Bocist]

wow 2 years.. that was cool.. tho

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Bocist!!!

[abzdeman3]

You Waited a whole 2 years ??!?!?! you legend lol .. i would of cracked between the 1st month lol love your vids

[Blinkazoid]

Yep. Well it took that long to get this much footage anyway. I hadn't managed to get any more in the last several months so I figured it was time to go ahead and post what I had. There's just not as many rolling wrecks around here as there used to be, LOL.