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  • SPOILERS! He never leaves that spot the entire video...

  • "There's a point where saying no is okay" "YESS!!!"

  • FUCK ME IN THE ASS COCKS!

  • He sounds like Coach McGuirk.

  • Kazz is actually a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

  • Kazztawdal actually has this in his favorites. :D

  • That one MS paint comic was never more relevant

    "Hey guys look at me I'm so retard hurr durr"

    "fuck off retard"

    "Joke's on you, I was just pretending!"

  • This is the best Ziggy game ever.

  • Oh man I fucking love Ironicus, he's so chill.

  • This LP becomes almost tolerable if you play the Cheetahmen II theme behind it the entire time.

  • I got the sexyest hand

  • When Retsupurae gets trolled

  • I like both kazztawdal and retsupurae, but they really did take him too seriously in this video.

    As in, they took him serious at all.

  • @philyburkhill1

    Your comment is duly noted, thank you for posting your valuable opinion to this video.

  • I bet ChipCheezum has this video favourited so that he can show it to all the girls he meets and cater to his well-known "Bored-Looking Women" fetish

  • so from what I can gather from the comments, this guy is playing badly ironically... so it's a hipster LP?

  • Press 2 for the same position.

    Press 3 for the same position.

    Press 5 for the same position.

    Press 9 for the same position.

  • Ironicus isn't black!

    He's a rhinoceros!

    Whenever I hear Ironicus I just think about a rhino for some reason. I don't know why.

  • GAH Why do so many people retsupurae Kazz?

  • @oleanderbrew

    It seems impossible to resist.

  • @Djinnfest

    It's funny how many of his videos are fine and make sense by themselves, but are also really retsupuraeable.

    I dunno how Kazz does it.

  • That's General Ironicus, not Proteus.

    Proteus is a smug bastard.

    Ironicus is black.

    Big difference.

  • @Level1Slime Also last I checked Proteus swears a lot more.

  • @Level1Slime Proteus isn't necessarily smug, he's just really a wrathful bastard. People should be able to easily tell Ironicus and Proteus apart, because Ironicus is even more chill than Diabetus sometimes.

  • I've watched this a few times and I still don't get proteus talking about the asscocks and John Barrowman. What's he talking about?

  • I still wouldn't understand. It's better than sexy black football player

  • This would be pretty sexy, if I was a slowmosexual.

  • How do you lag this bad at a game?

  • God, you retards are STILL arguing over this?! It happened almost two fucking years ago. Get over it!

  • @chosentonessournotes My apologies, many times when I click on the comment box my IQ tends to be cut in half.

  • @AsashiBoS Don't get me wrong, it's all good to be a fan and it's just fine to speak your mind, but JESUS. This shit is old by now, and everyone really needs to just let it go.

  • Who the fuck cares what u guys think? He got retsupuraed. What are u tryin to do stop something that already happened. The vid sucked so that's y they retsupuraed it.

  • I'm afraid I had to thumb this one down, as not only is it not particularly witty, but kazztawdal doesn't take himself seriously, and does joke lps. Now, whether or not you find kazz funny is entirely up to you, but a majority of the criticisms directed towards him in this video (that the game is running laughably slow, that he's incompetant at what seems to be a game that's fairly easy) don't really apply.

  • @wifflewafflepoe Don't apply? The criticisms don't apply? What the fuck does that even mean? How could they possibly not apply?

  • @SilentOneL It doesn't apply because it's on purpose.

  • @TheEranster That doesn't make criticisms not apply.

  • @SilentOneL Actually it totally makes them not apply.

    The game runs slow: it's on purpose

    He plays shitty: it's on purpose

    ...

    And that's the only two criticisms in the whole video.

  • @TheEranster There's also "the commentary is stupid, the video is annoying to watch," and both of those apply in spades.

    Just because you make a bad video on purpose doesn't excuse it from being a crappy video.

  • @divcotta

    It doesn't, but you really can't criticize an intentionally crappy video for being crappy, because if you think it sucks, it has succeeded in its goal.

    It's like saying "this video was too good" as a criticism for a good video.

  • @TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.

  • @TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.

  • @TheEranster So let me get this straight: This guy takes a giant shit on my plate, then says "Yup I did that on purpose!", and I'm supposed to laugh at how funny that is? And... I'm not allowed to complain about how it's shit because... taking a shit on my plate was the entire point... What?

  • @AsashiBoS The difference is that it's YOUR plate. It's more like a guy takes a shit in a toilet, and you go to the toilet and say "This is one stinky shit!"

  • @TheEranster Okay, let me just skip the analogy. First off, what makes you think he didn't just slap on a "parody retcon" and go "HAHAHA RETSUPURAE FELL FOR IT"? And in the off chance he did do it bad on purpose... why? It isn't satirical, it isn't ironic, it isn't funny, it's still a boring, unfunny piece of shit that was only watchable with slowbeef and Ironicus making commentary. So, yes, we ARE allowed to criticize "parodies", thanks.

  • @AsashiBoS Because he is famous for doing joke let's plays and said it was a joke long before retspurate retspuraed it.

    It is funny, just seeing people like you go "well maybe he didn't do it seriously" is funny and that's without even watching the video.

    Otherwise, you can find the funny by how overdone it is. At first it's funny, then it goes on and it becomes unfunny, and then it goes on so long that it's funny again.

    Also, it's not even a parody. It's just a prank video.

  • @SilentOneL I don't get how stupid you need to be to not get it. It doesn't apply because he was doing it on purpose.

  • @SilentOneL Because he's being bad ON PURPOSE. By criticising him for being bad at the game, and having it run at a laughably slow rate, they've missed the point.

  • I was on their channel page and saw this being like OMG kazz did this too! to find out kazz isss in this video. xD

  • Everyone who's ever been in retsupurae has an awesome voice. :3

  • what the fuck is this game ?

  • I'm at work and I skipped to 1:11 randomly and was like 0_____o

  • I couldn't make it all the way through but ima try to fal asleep 2 it

  • KazzTawdal is the sexiest, how dare you.

  • I MUST make a game called Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball 3: Sexy Hiking XXXXXXXX.

  • 1:44 1984 reference. Ironicus is the man.

  • I'll never get to experience TEXTp Hiking...

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  • Kazz does things like this on purpose lol

  • @Homerrigsbee1 It's still retarded and unfunny.

  • I love it when Retsupurae gets trolled. They really need to watch more then his troll video.

  • @MiracleFassad I don't think you can troll RP. They're riffing stuff. It's funny regardless of origin.

  • I fucking love it when they respond to the hello.

  • Another tool-assisted slow-run.

  • To the desk of Retsupurae:

    How many trees have you climbed with a hammer alone?

  • General Ironicus is a sexy hiker.

  • Dear Everyone Writing White-Knight Comments:

    Slowbeef, Ironicus, and all of them don't give a single shit about what anyone posts in the comments section. They don't need you to defend them, they are big boys.

    Dear everyone else that's mad:

    ¯\(º_o)/¯

    Remember, it is your own choice to get offended. It is nobody's fault but your own that you are ever offended. Life is way easier once you get that.

  • @Octary At first I was indifferent to this comment, then I chose to thumb it up because I liked it, then I chose to get offended by it and I typed this response. I think later I'm going to choose to be satisfied with what I eat for dinner later today. Life is so much easier because I have complete control over my emotions.

    What the fuck dude?

  • @DragoonBoom The man mighta misspoke, but one thing people certainly do have control over is whether or not they vent those emotions uselessly in the comments of a video website.

  • Kazztawdal is freaking awesome. He Let's Plays while he's drunk, tired, and horny.

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  • @ToServeArmadillo I don't think that you got what I was saying. He's fucking fun to MAKE FUN OF.

  • @88Meters

    My apologies. 

  • @ToServeArmadillo It is fine.

  • Wow. I thought the framerate for "Mario 64...very slowly" was slow, until I saw this.

  • I met this guy while playing EpicMafia. He's kind of slow.

  • kazz is awesome, that is all.

  • You guys should still watch his Facade LP.

  • Wait what? Intentionally making something unfathomably bad for the humor of it isn't ok?

    Well then, please do me a favor. Check out these intentionally bad LP parodies done by Diabetus: watch?v=IdUAUbvDoM4 and Proteus: watch?v=D07SYSFdtYw

    Explain to me what exactly the difference is between those, and this here.

  • @321cheeseman You can make something "intentionally bad", but it should be funny or entertaining. This "let's play" isn't

  • @321cheeseman Another thing... just because you make something bad, it doesn't mean that you can't criticize other things that are bad any more than you can if you make something good or absolutely nothing. Just because I make a shitty sandwich it doesn't mean I can't criticize someone for making a shitty pizza.

  • @Psydecar

    >but it should be funny or entertaining. This "let's play" isn't

    That sounds like an opinion to me.

    >just because you make something bad, it doesn't mean that you can't criticize other things that are bad

    I'm not saying anything like that. I'm just asking what makes this intentionally bad video which some people found entertaining different than those intentionally bad videos I linked to which some people found entertaining.

    I ask because I'm honestly not seeing a real difference.

  • @321cheeseman It is opinion. I personally didn't find it funny (even the RP couldn't really save it), but to each his own. I didn't really see too many people saying that you can't make something bad for the fun of it. It's more people arguing against the sentiment of "this was made just for fun so you can't criticize it".

  • @Psydecar

    I've seen quite a few people saying something along the lines of "Well, even if it IS intentionally bad, it's STILL bad and deserves to be retsupurae'd." I mean hell, the top rated comment at this moment is saying exactly that.

    Plus, retsupurae is about pointing out how pathetic and poorly made let's plays tend to be for laughs. Picking on something that is intentionally bad just isn't really in the spirit of things and feels more like retsupurae getting trolled than anything else.

  • @321cheeseman That's 'cause in their opinion this particular video is bad. I don't really see anything wrong here. They may have gotten trolled, but honestly if that was the first video I'd seen of the guy I wouldn't have bothered doing the research on him either.

  • @321cheeseman The video is stupid either way. Acting like a retard just to get people to call you a retard is neither clever nor funny.

  • @Dyz7

    >Acting like a retard just to get people to call you a retard

    Who says that was his goal? I very much suspect that its actually more along the lines of acting like a retard to make a sarcastic or ironic video that certain people may enjoy or be trolled by.

    Look, retsupurae themselves have said that making an intentionally bad video with the hope of getting rp'd is pretty weak, as I recall. This video isn't far off from that.

  • man it's a good thing i can make a video of me acting like a complete retard but it'll be good because it's 'ironic'

  • I can say with all certainty that you have found the worst video ever. Not the worst Let's Play, not the worst video game related video, just the worst video.

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  • Try harder to be funny, please. I don't think you're trying hard enough to be funny.

  • Does anybody besides me notice how it looks like the grass roots are spelling out "lag"?

  • retsupurae, how could be trolled so fucking hard? it's embarrassing.

  • @niggasteeze1 If it's a troll, does that somehow mean it isn't a terrible video? Doing something ironically doesn't make that thing any less dumb, even if that is what's going on here.

  • Man, I don't know if I can in all good knowledge laugh at this retsupurae video, guys :/. Watch Kazz's other videos before you judge him.

  • You guys remind me of whatthebuck.

  • @Aspenshadow721

    Please don't compare these guys to that stupid fuck Whatthebuck. Thank you. 

  • @Hypersonadow400 Aww fuck man sorry I offended you.

  • @Aspenshadow721

    No, you didn't offend me at all. It's just WTB sucks.

  • @Hypersonadow400 Exactly why I said it, bro.

  • @Aspenshadow721 so wait, are you saying retsupurae sucks?

  • @mthatguy1111 Yup pretty much. I mean I'm only judging by one video, but this definitely didn't make me want to watch any more.

  • @Aspenshadow721 What you don't seem to understand is that Slowbeef is one of the most notable original "founders" of Let's Play. The original videos were good, but since then everyone has ridden on Slowbeef and others' coat tails in an attempt to get in on the action.

    As a result, these people have the right- nay, the God-given DUTY to weed out the terrible and shitty LP videos and honor the good ones.

  • @pockypurse Are you saying I should like this video because the person who made it is a founder of Let's Play?

  • @Aspenshadow721 I'm saying you should at least try to understand where he's coming from. I know I can't speak for Slowbeef or any of the people from retsupurae, but I personally think they're doing a bit of a social service by making these videos.

  • @pockypurse Haha, you actually think. I like that. However I don't think I can buy your social service argument. Whether you like a Let's Play can be entirely based on preference. One may like marveling at a player's ability to quickly and impressively get through a game while another may prefer a player who sucks but has a sense of humor. I don't know about you, but I who rather base my videos off of my own preferences rather than having the "founder" tell me what to like.

  • @eihcraft lolno.

  • "Oh my god I rule at sexy hiking"

    *pushes himself off the side of the level*

  • "YOU FUCKING RETARD!"

    "Now that's my kind of dirty talk." ;D

  • It's funny how this guy's comp can play a full on 3-D and physics based game, yet it can't play a shitty 2-d made by the retarded brother of John Lennon.

  • 4:43

    My computer froze right here.

  • Thumbs up if you came while watching this

  • General Ironicus has the sexiest voice ever.

  • @TheBrazillianCat

    He and Proteus need a to have a voice versus.

  • @tsunderest A sexy voice versus.

  • YOU DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KAZZ!!!

  • @TheMrChibles Why not? It's satire. They're not doing it simply to make fun of and insult him. You need to learn to take a joke, ESPECIALLY one that's not even about you.

  • This guy covers up his aspergers and disgusting shut in lifestyle with an ironic facade.

  • Kazz's Let's Plays usually arent this bad, but they can be. :/

  • anyone else think this guy kinda sounds like a young Coach McGurk?

  • What the fuck is this guy running this on? A 486SX 25MHz with 4MB or RAM?

  • Nevermind the asscocks.

  • Everyone under this troll line just got trolled.

  • I like how you guys didn't realize this video is a joke. lol

  • @Erichfiederer Wait...DID the guy ever demonstrate he could do this?

  • @TonyBranston No but he understands he is bad at it.

  • @SgtSanchez It's kinda gay that you're judging another guy's voice on the internet. If it's not funny, don't watch it. It's mature humor. If you don't understand then come back when you've graduated from middle school.

  • @TheDarkestxHourx

    I really hope this was supposed to be ironic. If so, A+. Had me going.

  • @TheDarkestxHourx Speaking of graduation from middle school, I heard your insults are calling things people do homosexual.

  • @DuelinginRS Says dueling in RUNESCAPE. 

  • @TheDarkestxHourx i c wut u did ther

  • If retsupurae didn't do this video, you guys either wouldn't give a shit, or enjoy the video. Don't get me wrong, retsupurae is awesome, but you guys have got to stop taking everything so literally. It's an non-serious LP of a non-serious game. seriously. The guy who made sexy hiking also made boobza sports and talks in a fake latino accent. Nearly all of kazz's LP's aren't serious. But yeah, you fans who hate this guy just because they retsupurae'd him need to get a life.

  • @PutisBen It's a crappy viedo with poor humour. Only Ironicus's voice could say either the LP or the Retsupurae.

  • "get a life"

    NO.

  • You can play Portal but you cant play THIS????

  • I'm a sexy hiker! SCREEEEEEEEEEE

  • OMG DA TROLLZ.

    Who gives a fuck.

  • Retsupurae got fucking trolled.

    You guys are fucking pathetic.

  • @AttackMyAss LOLZ THEY GOT TROLLED. It doesn't matter if this dude made this shitty video ironically and on purpose, it still sucks, it still deserves to be made fun of. Just like faggots like you deserve to be made fun of. Keep sucking that fat, stinky cock of Kazz's. Maybe you and that fat fanbitch can go fuck somewhere. Sweat all over each other and eat some pizza rolls afterwards.

  • @chosentonessournotes Whoa, pretty butthurt aren't ya? Sounds like you've got some Retsupurae cock up your ass there buddy.

  • @AttackMyAss Naw, I'm cool. I just can't get over little fanboys like you who have to cross their arms and stomp their feet like a 5 year old every time someone makes fun of your boy. Get over it.

  • @chosentonessournotes Sounds like you're the one who's mad.

  • @AttackMyAss says the man who obviously wants to be raped, from you name

  • @mthatguy1111 Are you offering? :3

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  • This video... I'm just sitting here hoping for him to die... and I realize... I don't want him to die... I... I want to die...

  • internet arguments up in this bitch,

  • kids gettin told right here

  • I told you guys, she wants me. Ohhhh yeahhhh.

  • @chosentonessournotes You are going to be neck deep in fat fangirl pussy.

  • @Dogletta That's my favorite. Mmmmm.... Fatty pussy.

  • @chosentonessournotes Well fuck, it looks like you're not getting any fatass pussy, she removed her comments!

  • @Dogletta Oh well. It was still hilarious how mad she got when I dissed this kazz faggot.

  • I love how all the fanboys are like, "OMG THIS WAS AN INTENTIONALLY BAD LP LOLZ"

    No. It wasn't. This wasn't intentional.

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  • @jasamdomo I'm sorry, but I don't like people who do LPs. I don't see the point. Especially for open ended games.

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  • @chosentonessournotes

    You don't like people who do LPs?

    You know what's funny.

    Slowbeef, one of the riffers, invented the term LPing, and is an LPer himself.

  • @jasamdomo We'll here's the kicker dumbshit, I don't want slowbeef's LPs either! I watch his retsupuraes because I derive satisfaction from others' torment. KAZZ'S LPS ARE INTENTIONALLY BAD HUR DUR. They're still fucking terrible and warrant criticism and ridicule, much like you for being a fan of someone who makes intentionally bad media. That's like enjoying Kesha and then defending her with, "She INTENTIONALLY makes bad music! AHOOOOGA"

  • So you just watch mockery of other people's LPs?

    Others' torment gives you satisfaction?

    This is where you show the true colors of your thought process