@Level1Slime Proteus isn't necessarily smug, he's just really a wrathful bastard. People should be able to easily tell Ironicus and Proteus apart, because Ironicus is even more chill than Diabetus sometimes.
@AsashiBoS Don't get me wrong, it's all good to be a fan and it's just fine to speak your mind, but JESUS. This shit is old by now, and everyone really needs to just let it go.
Who the fuck cares what u guys think? He got retsupuraed. What are u tryin to do stop something that already happened. The vid sucked so that's y they retsupuraed it.
I'm afraid I had to thumb this one down, as not only is it not particularly witty, but kazztawdal doesn't take himself seriously, and does joke lps. Now, whether or not you find kazz funny is entirely up to you, but a majority of the criticisms directed towards him in this video (that the game is running laughably slow, that he's incompetant at what seems to be a game that's fairly easy) don't really apply.
It doesn't, but you really can't criticize an intentionally crappy video for being crappy, because if you think it sucks, it has succeeded in its goal.
It's like saying "this video was too good" as a criticism for a good video.
@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.
@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.
@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.
@TheEranster So let me get this straight: This guy takes a giant shit on my plate, then says "Yup I did that on purpose!", and I'm supposed to laugh at how funny that is? And... I'm not allowed to complain about how it's shit because... taking a shit on my plate was the entire point... What?
@AsashiBoS The difference is that it's YOUR plate. It's more like a guy takes a shit in a toilet, and you go to the toilet and say "This is one stinky shit!"
@TheEranster Okay, let me just skip the analogy. First off, what makes you think he didn't just slap on a "parody retcon" and go "HAHAHA RETSUPURAE FELL FOR IT"? And in the off chance he did do it bad on purpose... why? It isn't satirical, it isn't ironic, it isn't funny, it's still a boring, unfunny piece of shit that was only watchable with slowbeef and Ironicus making commentary. So, yes, we ARE allowed to criticize "parodies", thanks.
@AsashiBoS Because he is famous for doing joke let's plays and said it was a joke long before retspurate retspuraed it.
It is funny, just seeing people like you go "well maybe he didn't do it seriously" is funny and that's without even watching the video.
Otherwise, you can find the funny by how overdone it is. At first it's funny, then it goes on and it becomes unfunny, and then it goes on so long that it's funny again.
Also, it's not even a parody. It's just a prank video.
@AsashiBoS Because he is famous for doing joke let's plays and said it was a joke long before retspurate retspuraed it.
It is funny, just seeing people like you go "well maybe he didn't do it seriously" is funny and that's without even watching the video.
Otherwise, you can find the funny by how overdone it is. At first it's funny, then it goes on and it becomes unfunny, and then it goes on so long that it's funny again.
Also, it's not even a parody. It's just a prank video.
@SilentOneL Because he's being bad ON PURPOSE. By criticising him for being bad at the game, and having it run at a laughably slow rate, they've missed the point.
Slowbeef, Ironicus, and all of them don't give a single shit about what anyone posts in the comments section. They don't need you to defend them, they are big boys.
Dear everyone else that's mad:
¯\(º_o)/¯
Remember, it is your own choice to get offended. It is nobody's fault but your own that you are ever offended. Life is way easier once you get that.
@Octary At first I was indifferent to this comment, then I chose to thumb it up because I liked it, then I chose to get offended by it and I typed this response. I think later I'm going to choose to be satisfied with what I eat for dinner later today. Life is so much easier because I have complete control over my emotions.
@DragoonBoom The man mighta misspoke, but one thing people certainly do have control over is whether or not they vent those emotions uselessly in the comments of a video website.
@321cheeseman Another thing... just because you make something bad, it doesn't mean that you can't criticize other things that are bad any more than you can if you make something good or absolutely nothing. Just because I make a shitty sandwich it doesn't mean I can't criticize someone for making a shitty pizza.
>but it should be funny or entertaining. This "let's play" isn't
That sounds like an opinion to me.
>just because you make something bad, it doesn't mean that you can't criticize other things that are bad
I'm not saying anything like that. I'm just asking what makes this intentionally bad video which some people found entertaining different than those intentionally bad videos I linked to which some people found entertaining.
I ask because I'm honestly not seeing a real difference.
@321cheeseman It is opinion. I personally didn't find it funny (even the RP couldn't really save it), but to each his own. I didn't really see too many people saying that you can't make something bad for the fun of it. It's more people arguing against the sentiment of "this was made just for fun so you can't criticize it".
I've seen quite a few people saying something along the lines of "Well, even if it IS intentionally bad, it's STILL bad and deserves to be retsupurae'd." I mean hell, the top rated comment at this moment is saying exactly that.
Plus, retsupurae is about pointing out how pathetic and poorly made let's plays tend to be for laughs. Picking on something that is intentionally bad just isn't really in the spirit of things and feels more like retsupurae getting trolled than anything else.
@321cheeseman That's 'cause in their opinion this particular video is bad. I don't really see anything wrong here. They may have gotten trolled, but honestly if that was the first video I'd seen of the guy I wouldn't have bothered doing the research on him either.
>Acting like a retard just to get people to call you a retard
Who says that was his goal? I very much suspect that its actually more along the lines of acting like a retard to make a sarcastic or ironic video that certain people may enjoy or be trolled by.
Look, retsupurae themselves have said that making an intentionally bad video with the hope of getting rp'd is pretty weak, as I recall. This video isn't far off from that.
I can say with all certainty that you have found the worst video ever. Not the worst Let's Play, not the worst video game related video, just the worst video.
@niggasteeze1 If it's a troll, does that somehow mean it isn't a terrible video? Doing something ironically doesn't make that thing any less dumb, even if that is what's going on here.
@Aspenshadow721 What you don't seem to understand is that Slowbeef is one of the most notable original "founders" of Let's Play. The original videos were good, but since then everyone has ridden on Slowbeef and others' coat tails in an attempt to get in on the action.
As a result, these people have the right- nay, the God-given DUTY to weed out the terrible and shitty LP videos and honor the good ones.
@Aspenshadow721 I'm saying you should at least try to understand where he's coming from. I know I can't speak for Slowbeef or any of the people from retsupurae, but I personally think they're doing a bit of a social service by making these videos.
@pockypurse Haha, you actually think. I like that. However I don't think I can buy your social service argument. Whether you like a Let's Play can be entirely based on preference. One may like marveling at a player's ability to quickly and impressively get through a game while another may prefer a player who sucks but has a sense of humor. I don't know about you, but I who rather base my videos off of my own preferences rather than having the "founder" tell me what to like.
It's funny how this guy's comp can play a full on 3-D and physics based game, yet it can't play a shitty 2-d made by the retarded brother of John Lennon.
@TheMrChibles Why not? It's satire. They're not doing it simply to make fun of and insult him. You need to learn to take a joke, ESPECIALLY one that's not even about you.
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I actually found retsupurae through kazz, and this is probably my 5th time watching this video since it came out, trying DESPERATELY to find this funny, and it never works. All the jokes are either boring, unoriginal, or so bland they could be used against anyone. OH HIS NAME IS KAZZTAWDAL THAT'S SO GAY HAHAHHHhhhhhhhh. :l
And also, one of the guys' voice is just god awful. It's not appealing in any way, whatsoever.
@SgtSanchez It's kinda gay that you're judging another guy's voice on the internet. If it's not funny, don't watch it. It's mature humor. If you don't understand then come back when you've graduated from middle school.
If retsupurae didn't do this video, you guys either wouldn't give a shit, or enjoy the video. Don't get me wrong, retsupurae is awesome, but you guys have got to stop taking everything so literally. It's an non-serious LP of a non-serious game. seriously. The guy who made sexy hiking also made boobza sports and talks in a fake latino accent. Nearly all of kazz's LP's aren't serious. But yeah, you fans who hate this guy just because they retsupurae'd him need to get a life.
@AttackMyAss LOLZ THEY GOT TROLLED. It doesn't matter if this dude made this shitty video ironically and on purpose, it still sucks, it still deserves to be made fun of. Just like faggots like you deserve to be made fun of. Keep sucking that fat, stinky cock of Kazz's. Maybe you and that fat fanbitch can go fuck somewhere. Sweat all over each other and eat some pizza rolls afterwards.
@AttackMyAss Naw, I'm cool. I just can't get over little fanboys like you who have to cross their arms and stomp their feet like a 5 year old every time someone makes fun of your boy. Get over it.
@jasamdomo We'll here's the kicker dumbshit, I don't want slowbeef's LPs either! I watch his retsupuraes because I derive satisfaction from others' torment. KAZZ'S LPS ARE INTENTIONALLY BAD HUR DUR. They're still fucking terrible and warrant criticism and ridicule, much like you for being a fan of someone who makes intentionally bad media. That's like enjoying Kesha and then defending her with, "She INTENTIONALLY makes bad music! AHOOOOGA"
SPOILERS! He never leaves that spot the entire video...
videogamenostalgia 4 days ago
"There's a point where saying no is okay" "YESS!!!"
MrAPT1 4 days ago
FUCK ME IN THE ASS COCKS!
MalchikBlue 6 days ago
He sounds like Coach McGuirk.
MasterVash 1 week ago
Kazz is actually a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
SameCkL2 1 week ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
Kazztawdal actually has this in his favorites. :D
grottypissedstained 2 weeks ago 2
That one MS paint comic was never more relevant
"Hey guys look at me I'm so retard hurr durr"
"fuck off retard"
"Joke's on you, I was just pretending!"
Megamildman 2 weeks ago
This is the best Ziggy game ever.
evrbody 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
Oh man I fucking love Ironicus, he's so chill.
FinalGamerJames 1 month ago 6
This LP becomes almost tolerable if you play the Cheetahmen II theme behind it the entire time.
EverardXavier 1 month ago
I got the sexyest hand
NegativeSquad 1 month ago
When Retsupurae gets trolled
Remotei 1 month ago
I like both kazztawdal and retsupurae, but they really did take him too seriously in this video.
As in, they took him serious at all.
seriousbusiness47 2 months ago 4
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philyburkhill1 2 months ago
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Your comment is duly noted, thank you for posting your valuable opinion to this video.
DukeOnkled 1 month ago
I bet ChipCheezum has this video favourited so that he can show it to all the girls he meets and cater to his well-known "Bored-Looking Women" fetish
VanIntegral 3 months ago 42
so from what I can gather from the comments, this guy is playing badly ironically... so it's a hipster LP?
pwninator345 3 months ago 18
Press 2 for the same position.
Press 3 for the same position.
Press 5 for the same position.
Press 9 for the same position.
SQUIZZLER24 3 months ago 8
Ironicus isn't black!
He's a rhinoceros!
Whenever I hear Ironicus I just think about a rhino for some reason. I don't know why.
dejablue88 3 months ago 6
GAH Why do so many people retsupurae Kazz?
oleanderbrew 3 months ago
@oleanderbrew
It seems impossible to resist.
Djinnfest 3 months ago
@Djinnfest
It's funny how many of his videos are fine and make sense by themselves, but are also really retsupuraeable.
I dunno how Kazz does it.
oleanderbrew 3 months ago
That's General Ironicus, not Proteus.
Proteus is a smug bastard.
Ironicus is black.
Big difference.
Level1Slime 3 months ago
@Level1Slime Also last I checked Proteus swears a lot more.
FlameHasChannel 2 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
@Level1Slime Proteus isn't necessarily smug, he's just really a wrathful bastard. People should be able to easily tell Ironicus and Proteus apart, because Ironicus is even more chill than Diabetus sometimes.
deifufu 1 month ago
I've watched this a few times and I still don't get proteus talking about the asscocks and John Barrowman. What's he talking about?
boowazz 4 months ago
I still wouldn't understand. It's better than sexy black football player
AuskaNeumaki 4 months ago
This would be pretty sexy, if I was a slowmosexual.
handsomebrick 4 months ago
How do you lag this bad at a game?
ChaosChronicle 4 months ago
God, you retards are STILL arguing over this?! It happened almost two fucking years ago. Get over it!
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago 6
@chosentonessournotes My apologies, many times when I click on the comment box my IQ tends to be cut in half.
AsashiBoS 4 months ago
@AsashiBoS Don't get me wrong, it's all good to be a fan and it's just fine to speak your mind, but JESUS. This shit is old by now, and everyone really needs to just let it go.
chosentonessournotes 4 months ago
Who the fuck cares what u guys think? He got retsupuraed. What are u tryin to do stop something that already happened. The vid sucked so that's y they retsupuraed it.
ILuvSauce13 4 months ago
I'm afraid I had to thumb this one down, as not only is it not particularly witty, but kazztawdal doesn't take himself seriously, and does joke lps. Now, whether or not you find kazz funny is entirely up to you, but a majority of the criticisms directed towards him in this video (that the game is running laughably slow, that he's incompetant at what seems to be a game that's fairly easy) don't really apply.
wifflewafflepoe 5 months ago
@wifflewafflepoe Don't apply? The criticisms don't apply? What the fuck does that even mean? How could they possibly not apply?
SilentOneL 5 months ago
@SilentOneL It doesn't apply because it's on purpose.
TheEranster 5 months ago
@TheEranster That doesn't make criticisms not apply.
SilentOneL 5 months ago
@SilentOneL Actually it totally makes them not apply.
The game runs slow: it's on purpose
He plays shitty: it's on purpose
...
And that's the only two criticisms in the whole video.
TheEranster 5 months ago
@TheEranster There's also "the commentary is stupid, the video is annoying to watch," and both of those apply in spades.
Just because you make a bad video on purpose doesn't excuse it from being a crappy video.
divcotta 5 months ago
@divcotta
It doesn't, but you really can't criticize an intentionally crappy video for being crappy, because if you think it sucks, it has succeeded in its goal.
It's like saying "this video was too good" as a criticism for a good video.
TheEranster 5 months ago
@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.
divcotta 5 months ago
@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.
divcotta 5 months ago
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@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at least try to suck in different ways. Show us more of the game, for god's sake. It's poor comedy to repeat the same joke (OH NOES I'M FALLING OFF A CLIFF) over and over.
divcotta 5 months ago
@TheEranster So let me get this straight: This guy takes a giant shit on my plate, then says "Yup I did that on purpose!", and I'm supposed to laugh at how funny that is? And... I'm not allowed to complain about how it's shit because... taking a shit on my plate was the entire point... What?
AsashiBoS 5 months ago
@AsashiBoS The difference is that it's YOUR plate. It's more like a guy takes a shit in a toilet, and you go to the toilet and say "This is one stinky shit!"
TheEranster 5 months ago
@TheEranster Okay, let me just skip the analogy. First off, what makes you think he didn't just slap on a "parody retcon" and go "HAHAHA RETSUPURAE FELL FOR IT"? And in the off chance he did do it bad on purpose... why? It isn't satirical, it isn't ironic, it isn't funny, it's still a boring, unfunny piece of shit that was only watchable with slowbeef and Ironicus making commentary. So, yes, we ARE allowed to criticize "parodies", thanks.
AsashiBoS 5 months ago
@AsashiBoS Because he is famous for doing joke let's plays and said it was a joke long before retspurate retspuraed it.
It is funny, just seeing people like you go "well maybe he didn't do it seriously" is funny and that's without even watching the video.
Otherwise, you can find the funny by how overdone it is. At first it's funny, then it goes on and it becomes unfunny, and then it goes on so long that it's funny again.
Also, it's not even a parody. It's just a prank video.
TheEranster 5 months ago
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@AsashiBoS Because he is famous for doing joke let's plays and said it was a joke long before retspurate retspuraed it.
It is funny, just seeing people like you go "well maybe he didn't do it seriously" is funny and that's without even watching the video.
Otherwise, you can find the funny by how overdone it is. At first it's funny, then it goes on and it becomes unfunny, and then it goes on so long that it's funny again.
Also, it's not even a parody. It's just a prank video.
TheEranster 5 months ago
@SilentOneL I don't get how stupid you need to be to not get it. It doesn't apply because he was doing it on purpose.
TheEranster 5 months ago
@SilentOneL Because he's being bad ON PURPOSE. By criticising him for being bad at the game, and having it run at a laughably slow rate, they've missed the point.
wifflewafflepoe 5 months ago
I was on their channel page and saw this being like OMG kazz did this too! to find out kazz isss in this video. xD
unspokenslave 5 months ago
Everyone who's ever been in retsupurae has an awesome voice. :3
NeoTStyle 5 months ago
what the fuck is this game ?
OSam253 5 months ago
I'm at work and I skipped to 1:11 randomly and was like 0_____o
7Greyfox7 5 months ago
I couldn't make it all the way through but ima try to fal asleep 2 it
dbeetlestone 5 months ago
KazzTawdal is the sexiest, how dare you.
WolfThane 5 months ago
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john f. kennedy's funeral was funnier than this garbage
Quantolon 5 months ago
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these guys arent funny at all
Mailman692 6 months ago
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@Mailman692 I guess its official then.
antisadism 5 months ago
I MUST make a game called Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball 3: Sexy Hiking XXXXXXXX.
EmperorEmpoleon2 6 months ago
1:44 1984 reference. Ironicus is the man.
SpotxSpot 7 months ago
I'll never get to experience TEXTp Hiking...
RarEndangeredCrabSpy 7 months ago 4
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RarEndangeredCrabSpy 7 months ago
Kazz does things like this on purpose lol
Homerrigsbee1 7 months ago
@Homerrigsbee1 It's still retarded and unfunny.
DayBreakization 6 months ago
I love it when Retsupurae gets trolled. They really need to watch more then his troll video.
MiracleFassad 7 months ago
@MiracleFassad I don't think you can troll RP. They're riffing stuff. It's funny regardless of origin.
Voothegreat 7 months ago 2
I fucking love it when they respond to the hello.
ToServeArmadillo 8 months ago
Another tool-assisted slow-run.
MidnightMidna 8 months ago 3
To the desk of Retsupurae:
How many trees have you climbed with a hammer alone?
MrOrbotron 8 months ago
General Ironicus is a sexy hiker.
jamesbob006 8 months ago 5
Dear Everyone Writing White-Knight Comments:
Slowbeef, Ironicus, and all of them don't give a single shit about what anyone posts in the comments section. They don't need you to defend them, they are big boys.
Dear everyone else that's mad:
¯\(º_o)/¯
Remember, it is your own choice to get offended. It is nobody's fault but your own that you are ever offended. Life is way easier once you get that.
Octary 9 months ago 78
@Octary At first I was indifferent to this comment, then I chose to thumb it up because I liked it, then I chose to get offended by it and I typed this response. I think later I'm going to choose to be satisfied with what I eat for dinner later today. Life is so much easier because I have complete control over my emotions.
What the fuck dude?
DragoonBoom 2 weeks ago 3
@DragoonBoom The man mighta misspoke, but one thing people certainly do have control over is whether or not they vent those emotions uselessly in the comments of a video website.
mawknation 2 weeks ago in playlist RPing the LPs
Kazztawdal is freaking awesome. He Let's Plays while he's drunk, tired, and horny.
88Meters 9 months ago
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ToServeArmadillo 6 months ago
@ToServeArmadillo I don't think that you got what I was saying. He's fucking fun to MAKE FUN OF.
88Meters 6 months ago
@88Meters
My apologies.
ToServeArmadillo 6 months ago
@ToServeArmadillo It is fine.
88Meters 6 months ago
Wow. I thought the framerate for "Mario 64...very slowly" was slow, until I saw this.
mechamind90 9 months ago
I met this guy while playing EpicMafia. He's kind of slow.
ApathyAtomic 10 months ago
kazz is awesome, that is all.
Jrezky 10 months ago
You guys should still watch his Facade LP.
WVI 10 months ago
Wait what? Intentionally making something unfathomably bad for the humor of it isn't ok?
Well then, please do me a favor. Check out these intentionally bad LP parodies done by Diabetus: watch?v=IdUAUbvDoM4 and Proteus: watch?v=D07SYSFdtYw
Explain to me what exactly the difference is between those, and this here.
321cheeseman 10 months ago
@321cheeseman You can make something "intentionally bad", but it should be funny or entertaining. This "let's play" isn't
Psydecar 10 months ago
@321cheeseman Another thing... just because you make something bad, it doesn't mean that you can't criticize other things that are bad any more than you can if you make something good or absolutely nothing. Just because I make a shitty sandwich it doesn't mean I can't criticize someone for making a shitty pizza.
Psydecar 10 months ago
@Psydecar
>but it should be funny or entertaining. This "let's play" isn't
That sounds like an opinion to me.
>just because you make something bad, it doesn't mean that you can't criticize other things that are bad
I'm not saying anything like that. I'm just asking what makes this intentionally bad video which some people found entertaining different than those intentionally bad videos I linked to which some people found entertaining.
I ask because I'm honestly not seeing a real difference.
321cheeseman 10 months ago
@321cheeseman It is opinion. I personally didn't find it funny (even the RP couldn't really save it), but to each his own. I didn't really see too many people saying that you can't make something bad for the fun of it. It's more people arguing against the sentiment of "this was made just for fun so you can't criticize it".
Psydecar 10 months ago
@Psydecar
I've seen quite a few people saying something along the lines of "Well, even if it IS intentionally bad, it's STILL bad and deserves to be retsupurae'd." I mean hell, the top rated comment at this moment is saying exactly that.
Plus, retsupurae is about pointing out how pathetic and poorly made let's plays tend to be for laughs. Picking on something that is intentionally bad just isn't really in the spirit of things and feels more like retsupurae getting trolled than anything else.
321cheeseman 10 months ago
@321cheeseman That's 'cause in their opinion this particular video is bad. I don't really see anything wrong here. They may have gotten trolled, but honestly if that was the first video I'd seen of the guy I wouldn't have bothered doing the research on him either.
Psydecar 10 months ago
@321cheeseman The video is stupid either way. Acting like a retard just to get people to call you a retard is neither clever nor funny.
Dyz7 10 months ago 31
@Dyz7
>Acting like a retard just to get people to call you a retard
Who says that was his goal? I very much suspect that its actually more along the lines of acting like a retard to make a sarcastic or ironic video that certain people may enjoy or be trolled by.
Look, retsupurae themselves have said that making an intentionally bad video with the hope of getting rp'd is pretty weak, as I recall. This video isn't far off from that.
321cheeseman 10 months ago 2
man it's a good thing i can make a video of me acting like a complete retard but it'll be good because it's 'ironic'
MelvanaInChains 10 months ago
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why are the only retsupurae videos that are any good are videos that are funnier without their commentary
pelkiregnat 10 months ago
I can say with all certainty that you have found the worst video ever. Not the worst Let's Play, not the worst video game related video, just the worst video.
akumacornflakes 10 months ago
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SpotxSpot 11 months ago
Try harder to be funny, please. I don't think you're trying hard enough to be funny.
WRF713 11 months ago
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>implying "lol i troll u" isn't the oldest lie in the book
Keep crying, babies.
EponymousKid 11 months ago
Does anybody besides me notice how it looks like the grass roots are spelling out "lag"?
PickpocketSan 11 months ago 13
retsupurae, how could be trolled so fucking hard? it's embarrassing.
niggasteeze1 1 year ago
@niggasteeze1 If it's a troll, does that somehow mean it isn't a terrible video? Doing something ironically doesn't make that thing any less dumb, even if that is what's going on here.
mawknation 1 year ago
Man, I don't know if I can in all good knowledge laugh at this retsupurae video, guys :/. Watch Kazz's other videos before you judge him.
ditnopota 1 year ago
You guys remind me of whatthebuck.
Aspenshadow721 1 year ago
@Aspenshadow721
Please don't compare these guys to that stupid fuck Whatthebuck. Thank you.
Hypersonadow400 1 year ago 4
@Hypersonadow400 Aww fuck man sorry I offended you.
Aspenshadow721 1 year ago
@Aspenshadow721
No, you didn't offend me at all. It's just WTB sucks.
Hypersonadow400 1 year ago
@Hypersonadow400 Exactly why I said it, bro.
Aspenshadow721 1 year ago
@Aspenshadow721 so wait, are you saying retsupurae sucks?
mthatguy1111 1 year ago
@mthatguy1111 Yup pretty much. I mean I'm only judging by one video, but this definitely didn't make me want to watch any more.
Aspenshadow721 1 year ago
@Aspenshadow721 What you don't seem to understand is that Slowbeef is one of the most notable original "founders" of Let's Play. The original videos were good, but since then everyone has ridden on Slowbeef and others' coat tails in an attempt to get in on the action.
As a result, these people have the right- nay, the God-given DUTY to weed out the terrible and shitty LP videos and honor the good ones.
pockypurse 1 year ago 4
@pockypurse Are you saying I should like this video because the person who made it is a founder of Let's Play?
Aspenshadow721 1 year ago
@Aspenshadow721 I'm saying you should at least try to understand where he's coming from. I know I can't speak for Slowbeef or any of the people from retsupurae, but I personally think they're doing a bit of a social service by making these videos.
pockypurse 1 year ago
@pockypurse Haha, you actually think. I like that. However I don't think I can buy your social service argument. Whether you like a Let's Play can be entirely based on preference. One may like marveling at a player's ability to quickly and impressively get through a game while another may prefer a player who sucks but has a sense of humor. I don't know about you, but I who rather base my videos off of my own preferences rather than having the "founder" tell me what to like.
Aspenshadow721 1 year ago
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FUCK YOU GUYS KAZZ KICKS ASS
eihcraft 1 year ago
@eihcraft lolno.
KiteStrongart 1 year ago
"Oh my god I rule at sexy hiking"
*pushes himself off the side of the level*
todbot1 1 year ago
"YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
"Now that's my kind of dirty talk." ;D
pockypurse 1 year ago 4
It's funny how this guy's comp can play a full on 3-D and physics based game, yet it can't play a shitty 2-d made by the retarded brother of John Lennon.
ResidentVarmint 1 year ago
4:43
My computer froze right here.
Goldbloodeddragon 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you came while watching this
dandy269 1 year ago
General Ironicus has the sexiest voice ever.
TheBrazillianCat 1 year ago 82
@TheBrazillianCat
He and Proteus need a to have a voice versus.
tsunderest 8 months ago
@tsunderest A sexy voice versus.
TheBrazillianCat 8 months ago
YOU DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KAZZ!!!
TheMrChibles 1 year ago
@TheMrChibles Why not? It's satire. They're not doing it simply to make fun of and insult him. You need to learn to take a joke, ESPECIALLY one that's not even about you.
blargyblargster 1 year ago
This guy covers up his aspergers and disgusting shut in lifestyle with an ironic facade.
Rocks21 1 year ago
Kazz's Let's Plays usually arent this bad, but they can be. :/
ShwintyKat 1 year ago
anyone else think this guy kinda sounds like a young Coach McGurk?
ikushuka 1 year ago
What the fuck is this guy running this on? A 486SX 25MHz with 4MB or RAM?
mrb1untman 1 year ago
Nevermind the asscocks.
DukeOnkled 1 year ago
Everyone under this troll line just got trolled.
Dramacard 1 year ago
I like how you guys didn't realize this video is a joke. lol
Erichfiederer 1 year ago 4
@Erichfiederer Wait...DID the guy ever demonstrate he could do this?
TonyBranston 1 year ago
@TonyBranston No but he understands he is bad at it.
Erichfiederer 1 year ago
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I actually found retsupurae through kazz, and this is probably my 5th time watching this video since it came out, trying DESPERATELY to find this funny, and it never works. All the jokes are either boring, unoriginal, or so bland they could be used against anyone. OH HIS NAME IS KAZZTAWDAL THAT'S SO GAY HAHAHHHhhhhhhhh. :l
And also, one of the guys' voice is just god awful. It's not appealing in any way, whatsoever.
SgtSanchez 1 year ago
@SgtSanchez It's kinda gay that you're judging another guy's voice on the internet. If it's not funny, don't watch it. It's mature humor. If you don't understand then come back when you've graduated from middle school.
TheDarkestxHourx 1 year ago
@TheDarkestxHourx
I really hope this was supposed to be ironic. If so, A+. Had me going.
SgtSanchez 1 year ago
@TheDarkestxHourx LOL.
Erichfiederer 1 year ago
@TheDarkestxHourx Speaking of graduation from middle school, I heard your insults are calling things people do homosexual.
DuelinginRS 1 year ago
@DuelinginRS Says dueling in RUNESCAPE.
TheDarkestxHourx 1 year ago
@TheDarkestxHourx i c wut u did ther
DuelinginRS 1 year ago
If retsupurae didn't do this video, you guys either wouldn't give a shit, or enjoy the video. Don't get me wrong, retsupurae is awesome, but you guys have got to stop taking everything so literally. It's an non-serious LP of a non-serious game. seriously. The guy who made sexy hiking also made boobza sports and talks in a fake latino accent. Nearly all of kazz's LP's aren't serious. But yeah, you fans who hate this guy just because they retsupurae'd him need to get a life.
PutisBen 1 year ago 10
@PutisBen It's a crappy viedo with poor humour. Only Ironicus's voice could say either the LP or the Retsupurae.
XeOfGreed 1 year ago
"get a life"
NO.
sonicfeet 1 year ago
You can play Portal but you cant play THIS????
Computergeew 1 year ago
I'm a sexy hiker! SCREEEEEEEEEEE
MrHomelessHank 1 year ago
OMG DA TROLLZ.
Who gives a fuck.
4AMsunshine 1 year ago
Retsupurae got fucking trolled.
You guys are fucking pathetic.
AttackMyAss 1 year ago
@AttackMyAss LOLZ THEY GOT TROLLED. It doesn't matter if this dude made this shitty video ironically and on purpose, it still sucks, it still deserves to be made fun of. Just like faggots like you deserve to be made fun of. Keep sucking that fat, stinky cock of Kazz's. Maybe you and that fat fanbitch can go fuck somewhere. Sweat all over each other and eat some pizza rolls afterwards.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
@chosentonessournotes Whoa, pretty butthurt aren't ya? Sounds like you've got some Retsupurae cock up your ass there buddy.
AttackMyAss 1 year ago
@AttackMyAss Naw, I'm cool. I just can't get over little fanboys like you who have to cross their arms and stomp their feet like a 5 year old every time someone makes fun of your boy. Get over it.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
@chosentonessournotes Sounds like you're the one who's mad.
AttackMyAss 1 year ago
@AttackMyAss says the man who obviously wants to be raped, from you name
mthatguy1111 1 year ago
@mthatguy1111 Are you offering? :3
AttackMyAss 1 year ago
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PutisBen 1 year ago
This video... I'm just sitting here hoping for him to die... and I realize... I don't want him to die... I... I want to die...
MyChemicalBromance 1 year ago
internet arguments up in this bitch,
FaggotsOfAmerica 1 year ago
kids gettin told right here
flutternuttt 1 year ago
I told you guys, she wants me. Ohhhh yeahhhh.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago 8
@chosentonessournotes You are going to be neck deep in fat fangirl pussy.
Dogletta 1 year ago
@Dogletta That's my favorite. Mmmmm.... Fatty pussy.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
@chosentonessournotes Well fuck, it looks like you're not getting any fatass pussy, she removed her comments!
Dogletta 1 year ago
@Dogletta Oh well. It was still hilarious how mad she got when I dissed this kazz faggot.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
I love how all the fanboys are like, "OMG THIS WAS AN INTENTIONALLY BAD LP LOLZ"
No. It wasn't. This wasn't intentional.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
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jasamdomo 1 year ago
@jasamdomo I'm sorry, but I don't like people who do LPs. I don't see the point. Especially for open ended games.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
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jasamdomo 1 year ago
@chosentonessournotes
You don't like people who do LPs?
You know what's funny.
Slowbeef, one of the riffers, invented the term LPing, and is an LPer himself.
jasamdomo 1 year ago 3
@jasamdomo We'll here's the kicker dumbshit, I don't want slowbeef's LPs either! I watch his retsupuraes because I derive satisfaction from others' torment. KAZZ'S LPS ARE INTENTIONALLY BAD HUR DUR. They're still fucking terrible and warrant criticism and ridicule, much like you for being a fan of someone who makes intentionally bad media. That's like enjoying Kesha and then defending her with, "She INTENTIONALLY makes bad music! AHOOOOGA"
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
So you just watch mockery of other people's LPs?
Others' torment gives you satisfaction?
This is where you show the true colors of your thought process