Song for The Dumped- Ben Folds Five

[youralittlebutt]

to all the dumped out there reading this: fuck them, they weren't worth it, and we will find new and more deserving people to fit the bill.

PS: give me my money back, you bitch!

[LeyLeyPisces]

:)

[proxie9]

^--true story. I bought us dinner, on my birthday, got dumped for a fat, ugly ass, bitch with a kid.

Fuck you, Taylor.

[HaloMetalWing]

Fuck you for using me for so many years, you bitch.

[MrFrelix92]

Fuck you Brooklyn

[mvdiablo]

Fuck you Jessica you bitch...

[emmabugsmama]

7 people were the bitch.

[PrincessMioneKag]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Yay :)

[milieubluez]

This one goes out to the IRS....

[BubbleBuddiess]

FUCK YOU DANIEL.

[XRigomortisX]

FUCK YOU DJ U ASS!!! U LEFT ME FOR THE FLAT CHESTED, SHORT, BIG NOSED RUSSIAN!!. -i like Russians, just not that one lol-

[drumforlife720]

fuck you jennifer lopez

[dereksloane]

A womans ass and a whiskey glass..,made a horses ass.., outta me.

[ern771998]

You deserve a subscribe for uploading all of these.

[SuperHarry2010]

Fuck you Michael

[drtyfknmouth]

FUCK YOU Shannon, Kellie, Deidre, Allison, Tina, Jamie, Tammy, Wendy, Denise, Jade, Rachel, Tara, Simone, Jessica, Twila, Amy, Kim, Kimberly, Tracy, Angela, Brooke, Anna, Teresa, Erin, Stephanie, Gracie, Dawn, Stacy, Christie, Kristy, Christina, Amy P., JoAnna, Julie, Erica, Ansley, Tonya, Chris, Jill, Julie K., Nina, that bitch at the drug store, Carla who I always called Bosco, & Katrina from 6th grade. To name a few. If I left you out, my apologies & fuck you. I hope ur next shit is square.

[mycommentaccount1911]

@drtyfknmouth I know an Amy P.... also, how have your STD'S not killed you yet?

[drtyfknmouth]

@mycommentaccount1911 ....ceramic cock.

[mycommentaccount1911]

@drtyfknmouth Ah, I see.

[stacysolitude]

@drtyfknmouth Wow dude. 43 bitches that screwed you over? That's just BAD luck man.

[hollywoodissoundead]

@drtyfknmouth Lol. You must be shit in bed to have THAT many girls screw you over.

[drtyfknmouth]

@hollywoodissoundead I don't know. Ask your mom and get back to me on that.

[hollywoodissoundead]

@drtyfknmouth Lol. Lame ass.

[catherineholesha]

fuck you david

[DNWGretsch182]

FUCK YOU SYDNEY

[PinCaster60]

Fuck you Ana.

[blinkme1182]

fuck you jenny

[Aznbum]

FUCK YOU ABBY

[clarissalea64]

I love this song !! Thumb up !

[smithygal32]

I never loved you anyway so FUCK YOU

[TriniIndianGyal]

Fuck you Germain...

[YourMusikBlows]

Fuck You Gabrielle!

[MulishaMike1986]

Fuck you Carina die.

[DiiN0S4UR]

Fuck you James !

[OMGitsLizzieLove]

Fuck you Zach.

[drumforlife720]

FUCK YOU RIGHT HAND!!! sneakin around with the damn left one.. >_>

[smores4breakfast]

Don't ever date a Gretchen...bitch'll take everything.

...goddamit.

[MissMinuet]

Fuck you Shane.

[raider2661]

Fuck you Mildred!

[8bitLegendz]

Fuck you erin

[HelplessInOttawa]

Amateurs. 13 years, engaged, two days before we move into our first home she ends it. FML and F hers too ;-)

Just bought the sheet music. All I have to do now is pick a public place with a piano!

[TheLittleguppie69]

@HelplessInOttawa hero<3

[HelplessInOttawa]

@TheLittleguppie69 Thought I'd let y'all know I did it and it felt great! Sang it Karaoke as well, just changed some of the lyrics.

...And Don't Forget, to Pay Me Back For The Fi - at!

[DavkasPegason]

FUCK YOU EMILY

[kb41090]

If you listen to Philosophy, at the end, somebody says "count that bitch off, yell it out" and then I feel I need to come here because it starts with "1,2,3,4!" Completely different albums and yet so in sync.

[nickleization]

give me my money back you bitch!

[iPearl7767]

This song makes me feel so much better after being dumped this morning. Don't you love waking up to being broken up with?!?! It's like rotten Folgers...

[ThePoPDiiva]

@iPearl7767 How about just getting off work, and calling to suprise your bf of 3 years to a fancy dinner at Serendipity in NYC (where we live) just to hear him say it's over! This happened 3 weeks ago and I just come to find he was cheating on me. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU BITCH!!

But time will heal! get better :)

[mrkatensam]

give me my money back you bitch! <3

[Azoicum]

can't you look where you're going?

[melodsys]

How about having some chick that already ruined several other lives steal all your money steal your kid then call the courts involve them after she's already gotten away with it multiple times and blame you because her and her family are trash....

[TexasGuy1011]

Always reminds me of my ex

[ChemicallyAlice]

HEEEEELLLLL YEEEEEESSSS! love it

[jgross1133]

give me my money back , you bitch

[golfgod1969]

take my house , cars , etc. as i wrote that last statement i was mad, now having listened to this epic song, over and over, god this is the most painfull thing i will ever feel, I was once told by a priest in ireland, the more pain we suffer, the lower you get ,the the greater the journey back to serenity, i friggin hate that priest!! god life is soo hard,complicated,and painful, yet strangley, i feel so happy when i hear this song

[Joel3eonekenol3e]

@golfgod1969 I sure do hope everything is better.

[golfgod1969]

omg 41 y/o my wife is divorcing me , she waited untill I officially retired 9 months ago , she is getting my house,2 cars, my 50 y/o slingerland drumset,and half of what im worth, BEN YOU ARE RIGHT , f HER I FINNALLY REALIZED ill always have money its what i did,dont be hating go to college, so when she calls me in 5 years when she is broke, I will be triumphant, yet sadly broke.

[Drumbreak1]

@golfgod1969 I think bitch is an understatement in this situation.

[Shaun17170]

@Drumbreak1 LOL I agree

[LolaLuves]

So you wanted to take a break... Fuck you too... Give me my money back... I wish I hadn't bought you dinner... All of this is so true. Thank you Ben Folds for understanding me :)

[muscletee]

hard to find a great girl to make your wife...

[MsBubbleoseven]

My boyfriend dumped me becasue he really believed that my arch enemy was into him and now therye together! yes im talking to you Lucas Fancinci! asshole!

[spinasweetness]

@MsBubbleoseven Fancinci? there in lies your problem hunny...

[Idiotsmakemesad]

@MsBubbleoseven So he was right then.

[TheEWFX29]

This is right on with how it usually happens. I agree with the sentiment, I had to wait weeks to get my black Metallica shirt back. Amen.

[wstrmyr]

LOL i also heard this on the radio, couldn't find it, now i found it and it's funny because it says give me back my money BITCH!

[forevermean]

Got dumped right after her birthday, and circumstance had yielded that I hadn't gotten her present yet. hah!

[SpankyWhispette]

@forevermean Maybe thats why she dumped you

[forevermean]

@SpankyWhispette Shut your ass-face.

[SpankyWhispette]

@forevermean Well you probably shouldnt brag about being shallow and i wont comment on that.

[axeeram]

FUCK EVERYONE

[BrendonStoopid]

4 YEARS OF MY LIFE! AND NOW YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?! FUCK YOU!

[drtyfknmouth]

@BrendonStoopid Hahaha! Fuck yeah, dude!

[ezdawgz]

<3333

[ediableshoe]

Dammit yorkie!

Anyway, the song...yea....I really want my money back. I never did get my jacket back...

[yorkie009]

flud wuz hurrr

yorkie

[AyshahPearson]

This applies to me so much, altho swap bitch for arsehole. I was the one paying for everything and I paid for coffee before we broke up!!! I want the money I paid for that back tbh.

[necrid86]

You bitch!!!

[poipoipoipo]

im not hateful guy but when i give my woman everything and anything and she treats me like that, it sucks! this song will get me through the day!

[isellercentral]

Going through a really painful breakup now and I listen to this in an endless loop on my ipod on the way to work everyday.,.. no other song even comes close to the way I feel. Thank you Ben... Interestingly when I was in love no other song described my feeling better than Ben's "The Luckiest".... ahhhh the duality!

[superrangerkid1997]

@poipoipoipo i know how you feel

[poipoipoipo]

@superrangerkid1997 hey man it happens life goes on! tho girls can be very deceptive lol.

[notarocketman]

FUCKING RIGHT!

[smokojoco]

how about this... i was wit her for 4 yrs and the bitch cheats on me wit one of my best friends. thumbs up if you say "fuck you!!!!" to your ex

[Square45114]

@smokojoco FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[HEROINBONER1]

This song is AMAZERFUL!!!!!!

[lyprov]

I listened to this album with my dad on our way back from a long trip when I was 16.

We both sang along to this song.

[StrangersCandy]

just got dumped.

after four months.

by txt.

when he knew i have no credit.

and this is the first thing i listen to.

i don't know if that's good or bad.

[schoolgirl09]

i really liked this guy, but it wasn't meant to be. sucks a bunch but i cant change it. time to let it go

[jenafizzle13]

I'd rather be dumped TO MY FACE after I bought dinner, then dumped over TEXT MESSAGE! ...he had no balls.

[Roamer145]

@jenafizzle13 My ex dumped me after dragging me along for 6 months of lies. Oh, and it was via Facebook status update. :/ I know your pain.

[Bttscks]

Fucking ass tells me "I love you" one day, and the next day "We're more like best friends with benefits, I'm not getting what I need from you."

Well ya know what? FUCK YOU!

[dudeitsgnarly]

@Bttscks AMEN! I just got dumped the other day, he pretty much did the same thing!

[Ymzo58]

This song is the dumped anthem! Song sums the whole thing up! 'You bitch!"

[rayray69226]

Dated boy for 2 months...got break up TEXT yesturday.....he says its NOTHING PERSONAL......??!!!! WTF

[hastij04]

I wish I had known about this song on Valentines Day.

[sunnyxunicorn]

i told him i wanted to break up. he talked me out of it. the next day i wake up to a text that tells me he wants to break up now. asshole,

[theocean1973]

@sunnyxunicorn lollllllllllllllllll

[SmackAnGroody]

i want my money back

[Rowdiumx]

This song makes me feel better hehe :)

[onespirithill]

Smoke them if you GOTU or Smoke them if ya Got 'Em.

[mrrrxxxxx]

I want my wasted time back, you inconsiderate bitch!

[domjtitus]

@schoolgirl09

Im going with your ex on this one.

You are clearly a shit person

[schoolgirl09]

@domjtitus wasnt looking for your pass judgement jerk. u have nothing to judge me on. leave me the hell alone

[Square45114]

True, true....

[Selnaify]

Love this song. Was in a long distance relationship with this chick. She wanted to come back and see her family, so I lent her 700 dollars for a plane ticket. Dumbest thing I have ever done. She was really cold to me the entire time, and cheated on me with her best friend. Haven't talked to her since, and she refuses to pay me back.

[EllysaE]

@Selnaify i woulda set fire to her luggage.

[BloodySock]

@Selnaify One time I let a "friend" borrow seven hundred dollars to pay his mortgage. Turns out he was a drug addict, flew across the country I never saw him again. Don't feel bad, now we at least know for sure 700 is a bad number...

[Dover78]

LOL I just went through a breakup with my fiance who cheated on me. After we ended it I sent her back everything she'd ever given me and wrote her a letter telling her to keep the engagement ring, then as an afterthought I tacked on "I want my Def Leppard T-shirt back though." I'd never heard this song before today and when I heard the line about the black T-shirt I busted up laughing.

[rainydeadppl]

This is amazing.. lol this makes me feel so much better. hahah

[audiofunkdialect]

oh, you must be the piece of shit guy nobody likes, ok well you continue to be that guy and i'll do what i have been doing and be the cool guy, ok that sounds good to me

[AtkinsonAlmighty]

Man, that just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

[audiofunkdialect]

this song is a classic, even for me, nothing like this ever happened to me and its still righteous

[DrwhoDixieChicksJuJu]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[ipwnnewbs50]

I wish I hadn't bought you dinner right before you

dumped me"

this literally happened to me hahahha

[safeandnontoxic]

@ipwnnewbs50 me too, 4 years dating this girl, we survived the Navy and everything else....waited until after the $150 dinner bill was paid to break the news

This the best steak I ever tasted...

[Alexabix]

@ipwnnewbs50 ditto, although I also paid for a movie :(

[rootsey1]

fuckkk yeahhhh. give me my money back you bitch!! hahah

[RachyBaby1984]

hahaha......this is sooo funny! Love it!

[13Loriful]

wow, don't you hate breaking up?!

[animefreakedie]

lol