Pokey Means Business

[JackMLupin]

Be a mayors advisor

fly a helicopter help an alien deity take over earth time travel

become a billionaire become king live forever

Porky Minch

13 years old

[SeanStrife]

@JackMLupin Fuck you Chuck Norris, Pokey Minch is your lord and master.

[AlexMayFire]

be an asshole, live forever - pokey minch

[triledink]

This comment should not grasp for the true form of giygas

[ReloadPsi]

I like Zany Video Game Quotes' take on this:

Ed the Moogle apologized profusely. And Madadder and BrandonTCA, say "fuzzy pickles!" And Webslinger pretended to cry. Person played dead. H. Hog complained to Ness.

And then Pentarou64 murdered Pokey with a stapler.

[AleatoireMixes]

Mine

[HemlockLegend]

Paper Earthbound and the Thousand Year Giygas.

[crashandburn115]

@HemlockLegend The shadow vs Giygas

[PyroManic825]

Why is his robot cross-eyed?

[danesp101]

At 0:50 those aren't even real instruments those are computer generated sounds which give my all time respect to nintendo for making such an awesome song without instruments!

[rodopixel]

0:50 YEAAAAAAA

[TheBlizle]

my dog went crazy at 52

[lilprogamer]

Japan has the most amazing talent ive ever seen with making 18-bit music sound like 64-bit.

[Thetruehypersonic]

@lilprogamer 8-bit 16-bit

[EmperorPokey]

Yes, yes I do mean business BITCHES!!!!

[eddykinn]

@EmperorPokey Shut up tool! YOU are the one who got OWNED by Lucas and friends! >:D LOLOLOL IAMLAUGHINGATYOURDEFEAT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! >:D

[MrBearRoars]

Screw Pokey. Picky means business!

[IAMDACA]

@FakeCrashfan no, his name is Porky, there was wrong translated in EB

(according to Wikipedia)

[TrueGamerNET]

I can't believe some fat spoilt kid became so powerful. Nintendo did a GREAT job at making this character unlikable.

After 0:54 it is kind of unbelievable that the music was on the SNES.

[legojimmie]

Pokey with Ness: Tries to edge closer, cries, uses ness as a shield

Pokey with Giygas: Fights

[MrRage71]

I always thought that Pokey was a son of a bitch

[BanjoYoshi1]

0:53 Pokey means MOTHERFUCKING BUISNESS

[tonicsonic212]

T_T my sis is scard of this song lol

[0909apa]

God my friend could not beat this boss. And apparently their is a lot of other people on the internet who can't either. Gosh what a bunch of pusses.

[OmnomTheDevourer]

Best Video Game Theme Ever



[Th3Skull3r]

Pokey charged forward!.....

And hit the dislike button!

[Exoquatic]

@ncoyle121 No you dumbass, "Pokey" is a mistranslation from Japanese.

[kricku]

@Exoquatic But both Pokey and Picky are the sort of the act of shoving your index finger in someone.

[Exoquatic]

@kricku Yes, but it isn't Pokey and Picky, it's Pokey and Porky. XD

[kricku]

@Exoquatic I totally meant that he and his brother had synonymous names

[Exoquatic]

@kricku Porky (pokey) doesn't have a brother...

[kricku]

@Exoquatic Yes he does. His name is Picky. google it

[Exoquatic]

@kricku All I got was a bunch of sad kids.

[MisfitsChannel]

@Exoquatic

Search Picky Minch.

[nairbgolden2008]

If i had ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, i would bye a working replica of the spider machine pokies using.

[OurFavoriteGamer]

Pokey is so fat he has to squeeze in there.

[OurFavoriteGamer]

Pokey uses Ness as a shield!

Frank Comes in!

Frank came in swinging!

125 HP of mortal damage to Pokey!

Pokey got hurt and collapsed...

Frank: Your pleasure, O powerful one!

[justus954]

"pokey used ness as shield"

What does ness do?

"Trhow pokey at enemy"

"Slap pokey"

"Attack enemy"

[uirukun]

Pokey was a mistranslation and the REAL name is Porky.

You see, the brothers' names are a pun

Picky - Eats certain foods

Porky (aka Pokey) - Eats anything

And no there doesn't need to be a purpose to add nuggets of humor into an awesome game that already doesn't make sense

[TheOpinionatedPerson]

@uirukun He'll always be Pokey to me :'/

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

1:29 Cue windmill headbanging.

[TheMaximuskb1]

Numbah 1:My God! What is that thing?!

Pokey: Giygas, the embodiment of evil!

Numbah 4:OMG!

[starhida]

My favorite part was 0:00-3:21 for sure.

[frkman24]

this would be a good thrash metal song

[CarefreeCat]

My fave is 0:00 to 0:54

[mugenlordftw]

1:51 = Epic Giygas breakdown

[LiftyShiftyFan]

Porky is so Awesome!!!

[DANTEPLYX]

For some reason....The imeage of porkey remins me of someone from Kids Next door lol..

[CarefreeCat]

@DANTEPLYX Porky looks like Numbuh 4 from KND in a lot of fan-art.

[DANTEPLYX]

@CarefreeCat Only differenece is that Porky is I think Southern and Numbuh 4 is austrilian

[DMSwordsmaster]

@CarefreeCat Thats because almost no one gets the hair right- his hair in the battle is brownish because he time traveled. Also, his skin is pale. I don't see whats so hard getting that right -_-

[TheRedDragonEX]

I wonder what pickey said to his mom about porkey

[BumFromTheDark]

0:10 The Very Cool Part.

[Goobatina]

pokey reminds me of eric cartman. they're both fat, annoying and badass at some occasions.

[AtariAX]

1:33 Hardcore!

[mechadrago5]

screw pokey!GIYGAS MEANS BUSINESS!!!

[Top10maniac]

he reminds me of cartman from south park.

[MHPL01]

Awesome!This song must be in Super Smash Bros 4!As Final Destination Theme:-)

[biolizard13]

FAWK YESH!!!

[B00pLoop]

Geez, Giygas looks really old in this pic! He's all wrinkly and whatnot...

[majarrok]

Fat bastard. Yep, Pokey Minch in a nutshell.

[jaisinator]

Did Hirokazu Tanaka compose this one?

[Zach2m1]

Great song. At firs the only thing I could think of at this point was "Wow this reminds me a lot of Mother 1." When I played Earthbound I haven't play Mother 1 before that. But then all of a sudden it goes from 8-bit awesomness to 16-bit music at one of its greatest moments. This is when you know this is the final battle.

[Nintendokid133]

he's useless in the beggining of the game and now he means business?T~T

[randomfan1]

Im probly gona be Pokey for halloween... I like being the more obscure references. If one person says 'Hey Pokey!' I would d...i....e.... h.. a... p... p...y.....

[Chevcx]

LAWL the robot's face is like o_o

[RCT3Crashes100]

Pokey was old in Mother 3 because he abused time travel. He himself Predits that he could be more than 1000 years old, but does not know for sure.

[Elvisgratton90]

did Porky age? he looks older...

[zipo1000]

well hes a old man in mother 3...

[KreeketohGurl]

what is the relation between pokey and giygas? XD

[r4shka]

They got the relation Master/Puppet. Giygas isn't evil, but Pokey controls him. I hope this answer your question, KreeketohGurl.

[KreeketohGurl]

aw thanks :)

[clazzyKUN]

well, he's not evil when you FIGHT him, but yeah, he does go batshit with evil-ness (no pun intended) and deskroy the universe

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

Although Giygas would prefer to eat Pokey and the rest of the universe.

[MajorD23]

pickys cute and does more effort fighting in the beginning of the game

[ElboNoodel]

pokey doesnt even actually try fighting, which is kind of funny because hell cry and shit while picky would actually punch anything he saw-even the starman jr

[randomfan1]

Pokey used Ness as a shield, that fat bastard!

[ElboNoodel]

But most of all he CRIED. And his little brother didn't. Yeah, real mature Pokey.

[themangOMEGA]

@ElboNoodel "Gee, sometimes I wonder who's the real big brother." -Picky, Earthbound, Meteorite Crash Site in the start of the game

[Brad64LP]

@randomfan1 No. "That CHEAP Bastard" as Kumatora would say.

[zuperned]

its porky :3

[PerfectGenius23]

God, why wasn't THIS in Brawl!?

[FaitLeingod]

pokey is kinda cute,but hes a jerk. -_o

[hybrinoid]

even before Giygas corrupted him...

[Lckelear]

Is it Porky or Pokey???

Seriously some videos are Pokey means buisness and others are Porky means buisness

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PEOPLE

[FakeCrashfan]

In Japan=Porky

In America=Pokey.

Don't go into the whole Brawl thing, it was a mistranslation.

[Fireblaze175]

Really? I heard it was the other way, that Pokey was a mistranslation. I always refer to him as Porky anyway.

[DeDaDoDu]

I like Porky more...

[ridely700]

@FakeCrashfan WRONG!!!!!!! Pokey was a mistranslation porky is the right one

[conradboy4]

@FakeCrashfan i thought his real name was pokey but then turned evil and his new nickname was porky

[PivotPiAnimations]

@FakeCrashfan Pokey was a mistranslation in EB / M2, they fixed it in EB2 / M3

[InteligentHeavy]

@FakeCrashfan u know what i dont get the song porkeys pokeys it makes no scence

[namanicha]

Whats Pikeys (is that the name Pokeys brother?) name in japan?

[FakeCrashfan]

I do not know. His little brother's name is Picky.

[DANTEPLYX]

@FakeCrashfan LOL

Picky and Pokey one word that has the same meaning XD

[marxandkirbyrocks]

@FakeCrashfan Then his REAL NAME is Pokey!

Yep,I tried.

[Knux95]

@FakeCrashfan I DON'T know.

[CarefreeCat]

@namanicha It's the same. Picky. Only Porky's was changed to Pokey.

[wayne62682]

@namanicha I believe it's "Piggy" in Japan, "Picky" in English. 

[PKpaula425]

@namanicha maybe it pricky XD

[lachieshocker]

@namanicha piggy

[lachieshocker]

@namanicha You know, Porky and Piggy?

[sonicfanboyee]

@namanicha even te MOTHER 3 fan translation its pokey. it was just in japanise so it translated to porky. thats why in brawl he is called pokey. and picky's japan name is pirky.

[Naruto3913]

@Lckelear Technicly Pokey was a mistranslation for earthbound in the english version so his name is porky they fixed it in Mother 3

[ncoyle121]

@Lckelear in earthbound pokey was called....well pokey. although in the game of "mother 3 he was called porkey by popular demand

[MetalYoshi2009]

@Lckelear you are all wrong, it's porky. pokey is just a bad translation.

[Keitaro2011]

@Lckelear I think it's SUPPOSED to be porky, since transitional R's aren't strongly pronounced. The Katakana for porkey would be ポーキ or PO O KI.

[DudeDie222]

Yay, McRolld 2!

[Yurikon3]

This song fucking have great drums in it!

Never piss off your neighborhood-kid! He'll destroys your universe otherwise!

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

Poor, poor Porky, trying so hard to kill Ness, and all because Porky wanted his parents' love... And then after he fails he becomes a bitter husk who hates everyone.

[DarkNightttttttt]

Pokey**** >.>

[DarkNightttttttt]

Ness Attacks!

Narrowly misses hitting the target....

Paula Attacks!

1 Damage!

Jeff Fires "Multi Bottle Rocket"

78 Damage!

Poo used PK Starstorm!

600 Damage!

Porky Sat On Ness!

Ness Got Hurt And Collapsed

[XESHADOWX]

LAWL

[warknit]

spankety,spankety,spankety!

[glubwartfire1]

after gygas is defeated.

gygas: erm sorry about the whole distruction of earth thing... so we cool or what...?

[SuperSaiyanSonix]

Ness: You invaded My hometown...

infested a town full of zombies, put my mom in danger, Made us fight PUKE, AND NOW YUO EXPECT US BE BE COOL WITH IT!?!?!?

eh, why not.

[serenityinfire777]

giygas: Sure... PIZZA PARTY!

[9volt65]

Pokey attacks!

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

* 5 hours later *

AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH­!

2 damage to ness!

[SuperSaiyanSonix]

Ness got hurt and collapsed.

[9volt65]

Jeff used a cup of knife noodles.

Ness got hurt and collapsed again....

[SuperSaiyanSonix]

Ness got up a said...

You know what!?! F*** YOU!!!

*Yanks Poo's Sword of Kings from his hands and stabs Jeff*

[9volt65]

Jeff took 1337 mortal damage!

Jeff got stabed in the lungs and died.......

[SuperSaiyanSonix]

Poo tried PSI Healing Omega!

Jeff was revived!...

But he could not breathe!

Jeff ran out of air and collapsed.

[9volt65]

Ness went to the hospital!

Ness did not have enough money!

Ness and Co. Went to kill some snakes for money.

[RobinSeed]

You encountered Ramblin' Evil Mushroom and its cohorts.

[9volt65]

Ness attacks!

324 damage!

Jeff fires a bottle rocket!

342 damage!

9volt65 hacks!

1337 damage!

[FlammieLL]

Ramblin' Evil Mushroom Stole the Heavy Bazooka in all of the confusion!!!!

[9volt65]

Ness said: SH*T! You just HAD to have one of those in your inventory!

Ness attacks!

111 damage!

Jeff used a bomb!

114 damage!

9volt hacked again!

Jeff's Hp went up by OVER 9000!

Ness attack went up by 12!

[FlammieLL]

Ramblin' Evil Mushroom said "hello" and left, and by a real coincidence, none gained experience out of that battle...

Plus Jeff died out of poison.... alaska can come to!

[9volt65]

But then porky sat on alaska!

Alaska got hurt and deied because porky farted.....

[Evaseven]

Pokey runs out of fuel

Ness used PSI ROCKIN, inflicted 457 to pokey.

Pokey gets pissed and leaves the battle to get more gas at $3.00 a gallon

Giygas laughs..

[SensitiveRosecloud]

spankety

[Airking4321]

heh...

Porky looks like he's purty confident, but...

HIS WALKER....

Porky: and you...you will just be another meal to him...

Walker: o_O... AND WE'LL BE THE SECOND COURSE...

Porky: I might just be experiencing absolute terror!

Walker: ORLY?

WHY DID YOU TURN THE FUCKIN' DEVIL SHIT OFF THEN?

[reiz20]

lol, i can only imagine passing this song in drums in expert in Rock Band XD

[GruttInc]

Now THATS something we need. Rockband or Guitar Hero version

[hackerhell900]

how do you rip this from the rom?

[RedHBand]

This thing is G... O... O... D...

[lanog20cp]

giygas is about to sneeze on pokey it looks like lol

[lanog20cp]

pokey can make it into paper mario now lol

[bobaneko]

i impress how they put 1 in 8 bit song and then... they put out of nowere a rocksong

[Emiliox30]

pokey is just another meal for giygas O_O

[IAMSCARYCLAUS]

...:)

[khlova]

i can imagine a sitcom on fox where giygas's second cousin's family dies and he has to take care of him.

Giygas: HOW...DO YOU...F...E...E...L..?

Cousin: IT...H...U...R..T..S...

[9volt65]

Pokey: My heart is pounding! I must feel abso-

Ness: CAN IT! YOUR BLOCKING SOME OF THE SCREEN!

Pokey: .______.? You can talk?

Ness: Yea! But The text box wont let me talk!

Pokey:oohhh

Ness: W00t! Im talking!! YESH!YESH!

Pokey: What? I cant see the text...

Ness: DOH!doh!doh!doh! DOOOHHH!

[Destro103]

this music is made of win!!

[LordFeckington666]

*Prays*

Yeah owned bitch! You don't like it when I do that! HAHA

[ToonLink2012]

Pokey: HE IS AN ALMIGHTY IDIOT!

Ness: Oooh~ You shouldn't say that... He might eat you!

Pokey: That's perpos-

-Pokey was sucked into a void and all you heard was chewing noises-

Ness:.... :D

[mangodrankje]

giygas: IT TASTES G...O...O...D...!

[AisuKaiko]

This comment won 53465 Win-Points :D

[TheAwesomeMarioMan]

You forgetted the seven zeros at the end!

:D :D :D

[SarothCyngus]

I love that picture :P

[HyperGumba]

muhahaha...pure evil >:D

[Citrangish]

Pokey's all "Haha, your all gonna get eaten.". Giygas is all "It's not right, not right, not right, not right.." Battletick is all "Pokey you better get us out of here, I thing It's gonna eat us, too."

[rushmonio2b2k]

ok i won't ask

[zimandgir123]

i never relized that porky has teeth

[EarthboundedNess]

Lol. He sure smiles and snickers though. [:

[DariusEdge2]

I always used to Wonder where his Eyes where, Till I figured out that Their hidden under his Hair. XD

[s3n4]

The spider thing looks concerned for Giygas behind him.. ^^