Stoners Inspire Me!

[WeirdFish186]

I have finally reached the weird part of youtube AGAIN



[XblackswanXx]

@WeirdFish186 Says the person with the name "WeirdFish"

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

You suck stoner boner, faggot!

[BlindDateOmg]

Vampires are the lords of zombies :)

[lessthanjamie]

oh 240p we meet again i thought i had a restraining order

[drag4630]

@lessthanjamie stop talken shit about 240p it could be 140p -_-

[screwedball]

Look out past Phil, it gets worse!!

[dogsHD111]

zombies would win havent you seen deadleist worrier

[Mpmaxjoe]

Vampires even though I hate Edward

[heathheath90]

Oh i remember 2008, our economy sucked in those days... wait

[HeavyHeavy1192]

your a fucking idiot

[operationthc]

hahahahahahahahaaha the little kid!!!

im sorry hunny but your vagina is too deep and too wide, i can't go out with you anymore because your vagina is too big for my penis

[dontscrewtheworld]

vampires: undead humans with an unquenchable thirst for blood, superhuman strength and speed, and the ability to change into a bat.

zombies: undead humans brought back to life by voodoo as a mindless slave.

what do you think?

[melissa1998]

dont do drugs kids.

[kaylalalah33]

isnt he a stoner?

[toyamwarr]

Zombies because vampires can't drink the blood of the dead.

[CpnAwsome]

thank god i wish school would not talk their countrys shit up

[radandsteller]

omg he's talking to stphen @ 2:07 ...lol tobuscus relation

[Hye5oul]

you stereotypical shit brain

[TheFrostJoker]

Are these like the regular slow moving zombies or like the L4D zombies cuz those mofo are fuckign fast

[MrIheartlife]

Idk. When people are bit by zombies they become zombies. When people are bit by vampires they become vampires. There both practicly the undead. They both spread there desease. When the zombie bites the vampire, the vampire becomes a zombie. But if the vampire bites the zombie, the vampire still becomes a zombie due to the virus when they suck its blood. Now, the zombie may become a vampire, but it will still have the urge to eat flesh. Thats just zombie nature. Overall i think the zombies would

[robertosixninesix]

thank u for being inspired by my kind an gentle people: the stoners!

[ILoveFolkMusic]

@robertosixninesix thank you phil

[M3G4H4X3R]

Vampires can fly. Zombies cant. easy as that



[ShhhhImANinja]

"Story links will be uploaded later"

Still waiting.

[xDr5hakalux]

the chewbacca defense only works once

[rhyannjoedan]

zombies verses vampires lmao that is a hard one both are blood thirsty they wud both eventually die in the end but it really depends on the will of each species, there would most likely be less vampires as zombies are in large packs so it the will was strong with the vampires they may be able to fight off a zombie apocalypse

[jevcepo4]

that's so wrong. little boy, go watch a cartoon. > <

[fizziechan]

George Washington wasn't our "first" president

[Heavytin21]

so he was like every other prize. and obviously if both zombies and vamps ran around. they would most likely bight each other causing a super zombie vamp....just sayin

[wizard123456789bah]

vampires because they turn zombies into vampies then hitler comes round for tea with steven hawkings someone (ginger from spice girls) nukes the world boom you have nuke powered evil nazi robot zombies who are also vamires.

[eight216]

vampires win, zombies are slow stupid and a vampire would cut down 100 zombies before he got tired and killed so 100 vampires could take out at least 1000 zombies (or something my stonermath skills are off)

[BoxingPride]

LOL!!!!

WAIT TIL SHE SEE MY DICK.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MiZzTwItChYwIcKeD]

ahhhhhh omg my god man dont hate GW was probly just trying to like buy more pot or somethin like food or something.... I HAVE A POINT

evevn tho my boyfriend disagrees he is an ass

[TheBigMclargehuge]

If you personally want to get under the skin of a really high philosophy major, all you have to do is open your mouth. It's been working for me.

[NTdakotaNT]

vampires, any group capable of shotgun weilding and willing to do so automatically beats zombies

[kingreeper365]

=) yay my turn for a bong rip =P

[THE76OHCREW]

those high impressions are DEAD ON!!!!

[THE76OHCREW]

@TheBigMclargehuge no, i don't mean like how he did it. thats how conversations go when you are high lol.

[thekaseymoore]

Haha "I think therefore I am" is something I just learned about in school. Descarte's philosophical ideas

[MagnusKern]

Sry people it's the vampires. They can and will use weapons... excluding them from the twilight. They will die first. I hope.

[godzilla51196]

zombies win because of sheer numbers

[Ebvardh]

Money is not really a good, actually.

It's more like a void check that entitles you to a portion of the country's prime resources and its value has been inflated terribly by debt, but since you'd have to have money to pay the debt produced by money you can't really assign a tangible value to the where the inflation is coming from so... Fuck it.

[Eragon3252]

this is still my most favorite episode of SXEPHIl :) 

[therainman6969]

neither wins. scenario a: vampires drink zombie blood, creating zombie vampires, a badass unrivaled super speceis that proceeds to take over the world. Scenario b: zombies eat the brains, organs, bodily fluids, ect. of vampires, thus creating vampire zombies, a badass unrivaled super species that proceeds to take over the world. Scenario c: Chuck Norris (a badass unrivaled super species), kills both the vampires and the zombies, and then proceeds to take over the world.

[Dezire622]

Your the best

[LatigidGolana]

Zombies win! first off zombies already undead like vampires...powers negated...but zombies have an advantagethey eat brains and flesh and everything the vampire does not....the vampire only drinks blood. zombies stay animaited after you have ripped them to shreds...once a zombie does that to a vampire they eat him....problem solved :)

[LatigidGolana]

Get Soap Hippies!!!!

[ian27293]

0:01

[daBlade80]

its funny that he now has a medical marijuana card

[Franke357]

Lol I know high philosophers that can figure out whats wrong with the economy and with the world... pretty sad they are condemned before people hear the intelligent things they say from time to time. Truly, stultifying, on the sober community's part.

[Istaru97]

HAHA I ALREADY KNEW THAT :D guess I won this one... although... it's pretty much a hollow victory since all it proves is I have no life...

[JEWHUNTER691]

"Because your vagina is too big for my penis" lmao I am so drunk righ tnow!~ XD

[JEWHUNTER691]

What about drunks?

[wowobbsessedkid]

hmmmm if a vampire bites the zombie is the zombie stronger or on the vampires side? answer me this and then you know who would win

[PROMETH91]

@wowobbsessedkid Yeah but then wouldn't the vampire become a zombie?!!!!

[rock1chica]

zombies because vampires onviously wont be able to turn them into more vampires because of the lack of blood.

duh

[MrDagren]

Slow down man..

[Scaomompyer]

Zombies vs vampires

That's easy

Zombies win

Bcuz zombies don't have blood but vampires have brains.

[Whipplememartin]

I'm high, and you just blew my mind @_@

[chromme44]

Pot heads rule:)

[DemonicAngelicGurl]

hahaha carni rides suck ass! i havent ridden on those deth traps since i was 15! but then again i got to watch one of the bolts to the safety bar fly off the ride and then me smack me in the face. my bff also cut the side of her face open on that wonderous ride when her head slammed into the side wall that wasnt fastened correctly. and the best part was prob the carnie laughing when we told him about the bolt and him sayin they always forget to tighten something or lose a bolt or two.

[WesternWorf]

You clearly have no idea who you are messing with phil. Washington is 6 foot 8 and weighs a fucking ton

[ShirpaTheShirpa]

FUCK i wish the show was this good still

[9mmSpittin]

lol that was fucking hilarious

[pericaco]

I'm sorry honey but, your vagina is too deep and too wide..... That kid wins no matter what! haha

[feeltherhythmofmusic]

i don't quiet know... on one hand vampires arre like waht super strong can run really fast and like can suduce people and then on the other hand zombies can like eat people with no mercy or guilt and like kill all the old enimies and just people who really pissed them off when they were human....... so i guess vampirezombies would be like The Shit if you think about it i guess.... o and by the way... I LOVE YOU PHIL!!!

[sangbang911]

Zombies because vampires will die of starvation

[9mmSpittin]

@sangbang911 dont zombies need blood to?

[kombatmunky]

@myself btw I meant withwhich, because my ability to type on my iPod is just that good...

[kombatmunky]

Zombies, because they lack the blood, withwith the vampires need to live.

[butterflycandei]

hmmm. well I like resident evil and they have zombies... but they look like monkey ass and i'm feeling vain today... vampires are sexy (not talking about edward when I say that) and certain books make it seem like getting biten is actually pleasurable... hmm but twighlight took a dump on how the original vampire is supposed to be and this new age vampire is into plutonic relationships.... him both are kinda being pussies in this new day and age so the both kinda suck :S

[lordjimbob01]

vampire because they sparkle :D or is that just twilight? oh nvm...

[TheSubaSteve420]

uhm wouldnt the vampires know the zombie blood tastes like pure shit & not wanna eat them? ... so its a tie unless vampires die from starvation

[Elfsovereign]

Vampires for 3 reasons: 1) they do not change and ergo cannot be converted into Zombies. 2) They're fast. Like crazy squirrel on crack fast, which is something Zombies can't keep up with. and 3) the only proper way to destroy a vampire is by fire or sunlight, neither of which Zombies do really well. So phil: Vampires.

[AwesomeStep]

@Elfsovereign Have you seen Stake Land? Vampires are so much worse..

[pretty8lights]

hahaha

[stonerassbraker]

jjajajja nice. look for LOS STONERS MUSIC Punk Rock nice and straight --------

[bicycledaygtr25]

i like weed

[AddyIX]

Check out our really bad stoner movie on my channel

[Ladiefriend]

I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD!

[WallClimbersRus]

Obviously it would be zombies, Vampires are to busy sparkeling.

[midgety1]

Good question ... But It really makes you think .. If a vampire bites a zombie .. will the zombie turn into a vampire? or maybe some hella badass zombie vampire hybrid? or vise versa? if its a hybrid who's side would it fight on?

[joe16turner]

You are the dumbest person ever, you rant on about the stupidest shit that nobody could possibly care about. You also sound like you talk through nose. I love how you can shit on others lifes but look at you, you spend your days talking to a camera.. TRUTH

[teamunreel19]

@joe16turner yet he makes a ton of money even off your dumb ass ever comment makes him money dip shit

[phantomzassassin]

@teamunreel19 im pretty sure it goes on views not comments "dip shit"

[BrawlMasterROB]

@phantomzassassin It goes on both.

[vamplycangirlellipse]

vampires all the way!

[pizza928]

zombies



[neferiusnexus]

Strangely enough, I actually got that /:)

...also, coincidentally I've had friends who were high go "wtf R u talkin about man" ...and I was Sober

[Youngroe1]

if you tried to listen harder to what that "stoner" was saying, youd probably understand him a little deeper. money is an illusion whether you like it or not. yes, it is a tool we humans use to determine the worth of things;but its still an illusion.

[Axion3812]

lol or like a black and white cookie

[lindsayrioux]

Zombies win. Honestly, it's not that hard to figure out. I mean, vampires are obsessed with blood, but zombies don't HAVE blood - they're already dead. And zombies are crazy for brains - I'm thinking a vampire would still have one of those.

I think the more interesting question is - could a vampire or a zombie actually be killed? I think that if one or both of them can't be killed, never-ending war would ensue. 

[duckgurl44]

and here I am watching the video close to 2 years and the economy still sucks!!!

[MrAnarkii]

"Your vigina is to big for my penis" lmao!

[TheVampyressAustin]

vampires cuz they can sneak around pretending to live among people :D i feel really late...

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

It depends on the vampire

Edward Cullen Vs. Zombie, Edward's dead!

Dracula Vs. Zombie, Zombie's dead...again(?)

[shordyinabox]

a vampire is better than a zombie, but 10 zombies is better than 10 vampires

[Happymarlboro]

....ur eyes look like they fint belong on your face. And your Voice sounds like it shouödnt be coming out of ur mouth.

Its like god took spare parts and made you.

Still pretty funny video

[HideAndGoGeek]

Oh

Jay

Simpson ;)

[MrNeitakk]

1. Vampires, because they have brains people!!! (And they are fast and strong as shit!)

2. I bet every vagina is too big for that guys dick...

[voldo3001]

@MrNeitakk amen XD

[dogjacko1142]

are these like slow, blood gushing zombies or are they like the zombies from I am legend because those things kicked ass

[drop4shore]

zombies. no contest.

[IamTheScorchedEarth]

thats exactly how my brother behaves when we are high on weed, except he usually is eating a donut when he's high, and im listening to Pink Floyd AND eating a Popsicle....

[Poopcrack5]

It kind of depends. How will the vampires live if all the humans are zombies? Can they drink zombie blood?

[kroovyandcal]

zombies have a problem with corrosion that vampires don't have to deal with. the decaying flesh of the zombie, though adept at spreading disease, does not suit the zombie to fast movement, therefore i have to go with the vampire as the top undead creature

[chris2crazzy]

this guy has 5 hundred and 4 videos if that dont scream get a life i dont know what does.... lol gezzzzz get a g/f dude...lol see your dick thats all you do is play with your dick get out some get a life man this is sad

[eSample2K7]

@chris2crazzy dude this guy does have a girlfriend. And shes pretty hot. This is his job. He gets paid pretty well by his sponsors to do these shows

[jeremyvessey]

People who smoke pot THINK they are insightful.

[montacap]

Vamps win because both have there weakness and can die but vamps look better doing it and are faster and can shop hehe.. So they help the aconamy lol this is a dumb thing to waist my endless time on but hey here I am ..

[codcdmbball10]

Vampires zombies 2 slow

[angelsangel21]

vampires win . -

[7187187DBLOCK]

you blowing my high phil...

[Tsunamiie]

Call her 6:00 am and tell her "you know what I just woke up and realized I don't love you anymore"

[DubbPeeh]

not many stoners around me but when im around em crazy stuff is said!

"We can breathe in space, but they dont want us to escape!"

[MikeV1357]

@DubbPeeh That shits from the band Enter Shikari

[MCKOER]

@mikeblaze87 I'm sure over 90% of people who smoke can relate to this, and yeah either bics or clippers hah..

[OOKBAR]

yo dude you made this video on my birthday can i have a shirt?

[yellow1bellow]

when the vampire sucks zombie blood it would turn to a zombie and if the vampire dies it also becomes a zombie

[HohMahGawd]

being sober around high people just makes me want to get higher then them.....me and my friends call this behavior....THE CURSE

I know im not the only person in the world with the curse, although it seems like that sometimes

[MCKOER]

After a few joints your brains usually scrambled, you're so whacked you just end up talking rubbish and then forget what rubbish you'e said, then have the apetite of 50 men.. you'll also usually lose one to four lighters (including whoever you're with that gives you theres to use once you've lost yours) to only an hour later, find them all in your pocket.. hahaha

[mikeblaze87]

@MCKOER LOLOLOLOLOL I can totally relate to that..... I just hope that they are all bic's lol best lighter ever

[DubbPeeh]

@MCKOER dude im tryna get smore stoners to listen to my music so check it out on my page!

[farenht456]

looooooool man that little kd

[DJHILIGHT]

man its just like i think there for i am but how do you i know that you think there for you are you know what im saying its like the worlds a big yin yang or like a Big black and white cookie and i just wanna take a bite out of it

[AKCaptianChronic]

being high around high people is even funner

[wowobbsessedkid]

@AKCaptianChronic are you high? cause i dont believe funner is a word

[AKCaptianChronic]

@wowobbsessedkid hell yes i am...and stoners have their own language, and every language deserves its own grammer, so yes, funner is a word....

[timathytimathy]

zombies win according to pocket god

[241frozone]

this guy is GIFTED!!

[rssllrogers]

this guy offends me. dont talk about stoners and some general stereotypical retard conversation with someone who is high and act like we're all like that. thats like saying all black people like grape soda, or some shit.

[bbr55555]

@rssllrogers dude get over it take a joke jesus christ, fucking a man and srsly no one is making u watch this

[luveyew4ev]

@bbr55555 "fucking a man" ?

[jewbaggish]

@rssllrogers but they do like grape soda. all of them. no exception

[pendejadafcc]

what a complete faggots

[IraStrife]

They actually have two apps on Iphone, called zombies and vampires wich you can battle each other with (like facebook games). But id have to go zombies. Cause as soon as they kill one vampire, then you have a vampire who is also a zombie.

[eekrightmeow]

i tend to be catatonic when i'm stoned but kudos to those who have philisophical conversations.

[minaLUV88]

8 or 9 bams, thats about right yea?, lolz

[MyVictoriaMarie]

Dude thats not even close. Vampires can move at blinding speed so they could just rip off like 100 zombie heads and then sit down and make a peanut butter and jelly samich until the next wave arrives. And never mind if there's a handful of em. Zombies=bottum of the food chain. Vamps=Top of the food chain. Now kiss the baby....

[bbr55555]

@MyVictoriaMarie true but i still like zombies if u do kill a vamp u have a vamp zombie

[karanzales]

lmaoo wow bro, your hilarious

[Xslare]

also only stupid peps believe in medicinal pot. it's the same thing as beeing emo since there both gona kill u and we all know that cutting urself is bad, so pot is bad when usin it for medical reasons

[Xslare]

Zombies cuz theres like a million zombies that can just run over everything and kill peps everywhere

[garmer45]

this is a buzzz kill majorllyy

[LyndsyPaige]

10 stars for the kid at the end of the video haha

[madsceinceproduction]

zombies if theyre the fast one vampires if theyre the slow ones

[OfficialCalumChannel]

I disagree. Being sober around high people is fun. :P

[TigerBoyUltra]

oohh... thats a hard one...

[XxAssasainXx]

Vampires would win cause Zombies have no strength while Vamps have super human strength.

[doubleohnine]

i know this shiz is WAY old...but zombies win. If theres no living blood....the vampires die, zombies are undead and still survive.

yay zombieland down with the sparkly twilight vampires.

[snowicleseses]

It all depends what type of vampire / zombie. If a vampire bit a zombie it probably become a zombie too drinking infected blood. and zombies are already dead and can walk in light .

[jessbecuzyouluvme]

vampires!

[courxcore]

i didnt know george washington was a thief. boo. :(

[bigboylumps]

you probably never smoked before have you Phill?..

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

vampire obviously, zombies are too slow and stupid, not to mention they can't use a stake and both can usually be seen at night.

[ProtestTheMAC]

this guy is a fag big time he is a true cock boy

[BoxMyHeart]

lmao @ that little boy

[danzig5]

this video annoyed you because you're a senstivie little pussy.

Im a stoner and this video didnt bother me one bit, its called COMEDY

its not supposed to ba taken seriously, dummy :P

[libaconil]

Vampires

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I love "Shake" by the Ying Yang Twins.

[charlesburch]

I don't think the stoner you were talking to would have sounded any more intelligent if he were sober.....pot should be legal to consume but only if you score high enough on an I.Q. test...stupid people should not smoke pot...or drink or breed or talk or anything for that matter.

[CookieDoughConundrum]

Ofcourse stupid people should smoke pot.

ONLY stupid people should smoke pot. That way, they sit in their room get fat, sleep and become impotent. So then the cant breed.

[bigboylumps]

your so fucking retarded. alot of people smoke pot to help them relax, and make themselfs feel better. and the rest of them smoke for MEDICAL reasons.. fucking retard try smoking it before you diss it or before i fucking cock slap you in your sleep. fucking ignorant bastard.

[KingKrimson89]

@bigboylumps somebody has rage issues

[bigboylumps]

i dont have rage issues. i have issues with idiots who talk like they know what they are talking about... and i sent that to cookiedoughconundrum... nice name btw makes him look like a fag. lol.

[CookieDoughConundrum]

I fucking smoke pot. :') I was taking the piss because someone said it should only be for really smart people. Lol.

[bigboylumps]

yeahh and people put negative ratings on my comments because i smoke pot and phill dosent lmfao i still watch his vids tho he kewl... but its whatevers

[XxAssasainXx]

Jesus,someones high on penis.

[7ChrisTall7]

Ugh... I've like all your video's, not a huge fan of this one. First off why stereotype stoners like that? I'd rather be sober and have a conversation with someone who's baked, then be sober and have a conversation with someone whos drunk. I dunno, this video just annoyed me

[anthony34497]

STORM11162812295

justin bieber sucks compared to this guy!!!

[naeviaus]

1st step: Vampires bite Zombies

2nd step: Zombies turn into VampireZombies

3rd step: They kill everyone

[runeplum]

ok i saw your video responses, and there talking about vampires are cooler.. wow were talking about a fight between them not howwkool they are, that fat chubby asian kid was the smartest one here, if a vampire bites a zombie and a zombie bites a vampire at the same time, well the vamp is fucked cause he's already lost because he's guna turn... even if the zomb lost he won.. you go zombies.... then the vampire zombies exist lmao.. lets get a nazi one...

[Zeberoli]

Zombies vs. Vampires ... Vampires require blood and Zombies have no usable blood so they both just die ... but vampires do dress better