Planned Parenthood Commercial (Parody)

[Sprinkleavalanche]

hey guess what bible thumpers? just cause you don't teach your kids about sex doesn't stop them from having sex. planned parenthood is actually trying to teach about SAFE sex and what to do if you do get pregnant. their gonna need someone else liked planned parenthood to turn to when their parents are just ignorant bible thumpers who think abortion is a sin. this is probably the stupidest most ignorant video on youtube.

[revacohen]

This is definitely what Planned Parenthood is about. And this is the message they are sending about women's bodies: clean them out, so they can get used again.

[pjb1983]

Isn't it funny how non-religious people (secularists/atheists) think that everybody should have sex with anybody/thing they can, in any manner they want, as many times as they possibly can - yet when religious people say sex should be reserved for marriage between a man and a woman, the secular/atheist crowd says the RELIGIONISTS are OBSESSED with sex...?

In psychology they call that projection.

[fintyrock]

hahaha! Yeah! Killing babies are the most lucrative industry in the US! Isn't it a shame?

[RememberTheMemory]

Religious people believe that the only way people can become moral beings is to believe in god ergo religious people have no self control whatsoever that is not religion based.

[scotyp1968]

@Sergeant333.....really dude? Do you have a Tim Tebow story?? Id love to invite you to post on my FB wall...there's a certain "christian" supporter of PPH that could use a good dose of reality/truth about their evil intentions...

[scotyp1968]

Awesome dude...I love it...wow..to be an abortion doc and face God....thanks be to His grace im forgiven for my heinous crimes...

[drose00]

how could anyone dislike this?

[TheChoujinVirus]

the first part was from PETA

[CRoadwarrior]

LOL...now THAT is funny.

[atmatheprophet]

LMAO Nice

[TheGodMan69]

haha

[blinkatl4]

@cristiBotosani nah. but im sure my church would rather me talk like that than support the killing of human lives...

[blinkatl4]

@cristiBotosani fuck you it's a human life.

[intestinalbuttfuck]

@blinkatl4 you know who else was a fetus? hitler. would you have aborted hitler?

[blinkatl4]

@intestinalbuttfuck nope. probably because i wudnt have known he was gonna b a crazy psycho dictator. you were a fetus....how wud u like to have been aborted?

[blinkatl4]

@intestinalbuttfuck o and nice username haha

[Orangebike666]

I know a lot of people who are against abortion .. who are also against same sex adoption. It doesn't make sense to make a stand against abortion without allowing couples who are capable of taking care of a child to have the same privileges.

[Notababykiller]

All these chicks that get abortions have never heard of male/female condoms, spermicides, birth control pills, etc. If you don't want to get preggo then don't have unprotected sex dumbies!

[jcisbell]

In the Book of Numbers God says that an unmarried pregnant woman should get an abortion. You don't want to disobey God do you? God also advocates killing pregnant women in several places. This act of obedience would also kill her unborn baby - no matter what the age. Planned Parenthood counsels people to do what's best for them, but never recommends abortion after the first trimester. And btw, a fetus is not a person.

[sarevor]

ROFL, love it

[2000yrCatholic]

Abortion kills innocent babies.

planned parenthood makes money

off the blood of these babies.

Don't be fooled.

Repent.

[gingerbreadcorpses]

@2000yrCatholic Abortion kills no babies. You want to know what's killed millions of innocent babies? Religion. Shove your dogma up your ass, if the Pope's arm isn't occupying the whole thing.

[rockon6191]

@gingerbreadcorpses That's grossly disrespectful.

[hansson2000]

@2000yrCatholic but its ok to make money out of abortions?

[ilikecats40111]

@2000yrCatholic You are AWESOME and completely right!! (:

[VoiceHunter]

Having sex with everything that has a pulse? What's this? A commercial for the Republican Party's new platform?

[SkaRocksYea]

You're a delusional fuck.

[jamin1632]

Hey Look up the founder of Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger she was a racist, Eugenics lover!

[dolphinhero9000]

I'd be scared for any parent's sanity if they said that.

[alannajeanC]

PP is disgusting and so is hillary clinton.

[lovely88rugby]

I am so disgusted with PP. Ugh!

[sueezee]

lovely:I am so disgusted with PP Thats ok. The largest and most respected reproductive orginization in the WORLD, dosen't need your support.

When backed by some of the largest corporations in the world, you'r little opinion of them means squat.

[Halo4Lyf]

Considering they get hundreds of millions of dollars a year from the Federal Government (meaning, from the tax-payer) and are listed as a non-profit, I think they rather do need our shelter and support.

Which should be immediately revoked, and PP should be left to die on a barren hillside, just like the Greeks did to their children. I'd consider it poetic.

[tozuelke]

Also Headhunter according to your theory of no one controlling anyone that means children are allowed to do as they please and parents are not allowed to..Hmmm... tell them to bath..clean rooms... eat good food... go to school and all other rules set in place to safe guard the children. This idea would make for such a fun country we would not need police, lawyers,judges,or prisons.That is right no is allowed to tell others what to do so when someone steals something from you it is ok.

[Headhunter004]

Those things are totally irrelevant when it comes to abortion. Yes, people need to be informed when it comes to all of those things, and yes, we DO need lawyers, judges, prison, etc for ACTUAL, LEGITIMATE crimes, having an abortion doesn't fall into that category. Every one has the right to control their own body (abuse and control are 2 different things BTW, abortion falls into the later) even if it means using self-defense, which that's all it is: self-defense.

[sueezee]

toz:Headhunter according to your theory of no one controlling anyone that means children are allowed to do as they please and parents are not allowed to..Hmmm... tell them to bath..clean rooms OMG..are you kidding??? As if ,making a child clean his room is the equilivant of allowing a woman to abort! Do you people EVER use your heads?

toz:so when someone steals something from you it is ok.

Lol, You dont even know you're stupid, do you?

[tozuelke]

What is murder is killing a human life even the death penalty is murder but the difference is these criminals have already killed an innocent so the death penalty is their consequence. But according you you (headhunter) we should to expect any one to have consequences, and no one should tell anyone what to do with their life. So in essence stealing and murder should be allowed since these people enjoy these activities and by they way they should not suffer any consequence for their actions.

[Headhunter004]

"What is murder is killing a human life"

No, it's not. Murder is the UNLAWFUL killing, there is NO other way to slice and dice it. Don't believe me? Look it up on the American Heritage Dictionary! And again, procreation is NOT the only purpose of sex, if it was, organisms wouldn't exist. Furthermore, sex drive is an important part of our lives, the less we feed it, the more unhappy and insecure we're likely to become as people, how would you suppress this hormonal energy? Saltpeper?

[Fallhearst]

Regardless of what is says in that particular dictionary, killing somebody is generally called murder. Also, what the shit are you talking about?

[tozuelke]

3, Parents have to cloth the child (money). 4. Parents have to cook and clean after the child (time) 5. Parents have to comfort the child (emotion and time) 6. Parents have to spend time and talk to child (time and effort) 7. Parents need to teach the child about consequence (time and effort) that would be the reason many children turned adults think they can do any thing they want parents did not put forth the effort to teach. Now a fetus just sits in the womb and grows requiring very little..

[tozuelke]

7.The abortionist then inserts a suction tube and vacuums out the developing brain and other matter found within the skull.(43) (Smolin, 2001, p. 815) Everyone should do thier research and this particular Justice did stating that both types of abortion is equally gruesome. How do you keep one and try to ban the other.

[tozuelke]

6. According to Dr. Martin Haskell, a leading proponent of the procedure, the appropriate instrument to be used at this stage of the abortion is a pair of scissors. Witnesses report observing the portion of the fetus outside the woman react to the skull penetration (Smolin, 2001, p. 815)

[tozuelke]

4.A Partial Birth Abortion: The fetus' arms and legs are delivered outside the uterus while the fetus is alive; witnesses to the procedure report seeing the body of the fetus moving outside the woman's body. At this point, the abortion procedure has the appearance of a live birth. (Smolin, 2001, p. 815)

[tozuelke]

3. of a physician who removed the arm of a fetus only to have the fetus go on to be born "as a living child with one arm." At the conclusion of a D & E abortionthe abortionist is left with a tray full of pieces. (40) (Smolin, 2001, p. 815).

[tozuelke]

2. Dr. [Leroy] Carhart [the abortionist who challenged Nebraska's partial-birth ban] has observed fetal heartbeat via ultrasound with "extensive parts of the fetus removed," and testified that mere dismemberment of a limb does not always cause death because he knows.. (Smolin, 2001, p. 815).

[tozuelke]

I believe in the freedom of choice but I also believe in the right to know the truth: 1. Justice Kennedy's Stenberg, The fetus, in many cases, dies just as a human adult or child would: It bleeds to death as it is torn from limb to limb. The fetus can be alive at the beginning of the dismemberment process and can survive for a time while its limbs are being torn off(Smolin, 2001, p. 815).

[tozuelke]

Maybe conspiracy is right after all. Think if we start to harden our hearts to murder of fetuses then they teach us it is ok to murder infants and lastly the undesirables are able to be murdered (elderly, and disabled) of course at last lets persecute people that do not agree with the with the whole society. Before any one gets upset this is just a theory for others to consider, I am not attacking anyone.

[sueezee]

toz:Think if we start to harden our hearts to murder of fetuses then they teach us it is ok to murder infants and lastly the undesirables are able to be murdered (elderly, and disabled Abortion has been happening since the beginning of time, and I have never seen where it contributes to the murder of living beings. YOU probably feel that way because YOU equate a fetus w/ a 30 yr old soccor mom w/ 2 kids and dog! rational people don't do that, so abortion promoting murder, is an absurd idea.

[tozuelke]

Check out the botched abortion that happened in France. Woman went in to have her down syndrome baby aborted, the babies switched positions and the healthy baby was aborted. Later after being told of the mistake she went in and had the baby that was left aborted. Selective abortion equals selective murder. This says I want a baby but only a healthy one. Next will be I want only a boy so get rid of the girl. And do not say America is not doing this, many moms abort down syndrome babes.

[sueezee]

toz:Check out the botched abortion that happened in France/healthy baby was aborted. What, pray tell, was the point of telling me that? Shall I tell you how many born people have died from medical inaccuracies?

toz:Selective abortion equals selective murder Thats a lie. Abortion isn't murder

toz:And do not say America is not doing this, many moms abort down syndrome babes Be assured, I know it all when it comes to abortion

[tozuelke]

I am not sure about conspiracy ( though it is looking like it). What I think is as human beings we are being taught to not respect ourselves and others. If one does not respect life then how could a baby be important?

[sueezee]

toz:I am not sure about conspiracy ( though it is looking like it). Abortion? A "conspiracy"? I htink you are using that term pejoratively, in an attempt to characterize a belief (prochoice)as being wrong. A conspirary theory is absurd. What would "we" be conspiring to accomplish w/ abortion?

[teton99]

"It is only if human life is respected from conception to death that the ethics of peace is also possible and credible," concluded the Pope. "It is only then that non-violence can express itself in every direction; only then that we truly welcome creation, and only then that we can arrive at true justice." Pope Benedict XVI

[maeyako]

As a member of planned parenthood student organization I must say I am disgusted by this commercial this is the FARTHEST thing from the truth. IDIOTS, ALL OF YOU! PP provides free CONDOMS to ALL who want them and IF necessary abortions. We want to prevent unplanned pregnancies by not IGNORING the fact people have sex! Quick, let's leave them in ignorance then come crying to us when your daughter wants an abortion!

Fools!

[kcballintyp]

Sweetie, think outside of the box for a change. The purpose of sex is for procreation. The white stuff that comes out of a mans penis isfor making pearl necklaces and for swallowing. It is used for making a child. PP misleads women and men to fuck whomever they please and if something happens, then they should get rid of the child

[tozuelke]

I am 39 years old with four lovely children, my two youngest are autistic. Now my last one the doctor wanted me to abort I refused. After giving birth he informed me I would suffer miscarriages if I tried for more. I did planed parenthood and had myself fixed. Planned parent hood should be just that options of not getting pregnant in the first place. Not planned murder. KCB- I agree with you, PP misleads women and men.

[tozuelke]

I really do not think any teenage child or for that matter pre-teens are uneducated about sex and the consequences of such actions. Just remember they watch TV and lets not forget the internet. Yes I almost forgot the most important part the PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM teaches the children about sex. Our society says it is ok to have sex as long as you protect yourself, but do not worry if you do not the easy solution is abortion no big deal since it is just a blob anyways. The message is wrong!

[kcballintyp]

Another thing that is interesting. If it is just a blob of tissue, then why is it that they have to take this "blob of tissue" to the back room and put all of the "blob's" pieces together so that they can insure that all of the parts are out of the uterus. A simple blob would not need this scrutiny

[sueezee]

toz: Our society says it is ok to have sex as long as you protect yourself You prefer sex without protection?

toz:easy solution is abortion no big deal since it is just a blob anyways So what? Women have abortions because they dont want a child...what it is before it becomes that, dosen't matter.

[tozuelke]

Sue- I would not prefer teens to have unprotected sex, what I would like to see is that teens are taught responsibility for thier actions. I have four children my oldest is the most responsible while my middle one at sixteen got preg. I did not influence her decision she chose to keep the baby and marry the father who happened to be three years older then her. I did not want this but did not stop it either.I am proud she decided to stand up and act like an adult when she made an adult decision.

[sueezee]

toz:what I would like to see is that teens are taught responsibility for thier actions abortion is being responsible.

toz:.I am proud she decided to stand up and act like an adult when she made an adult decision there is not only one "adult decision" in cases like this.

[Headhunter004]

"I am proud she decided to stand up and act like an adult when she made an adult decision."

And, again, if the only purpose of that "adult decision" were to "act like an adult", NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE!

Sex is NOT just for procreation, it's for us to enjoy, get over yourselves.

[jstardude]

hahah omfg this is so funny and true!

Except instead of them saying throw it the street, they really say, we'll suck out its brain and chop off its limbs and call it "Freedom of Choice!"

[lordsmokeadoob420]

Get out there and nail everything you can!

Id love to use this video alongside a comercial for my new Birth COntrol Device..... The Leg Club. Youve used it to protect your car, and the door in your house, now the Club has been modified to protect your daughter too.  Just slip these cuffs on her legs and BAM PROTEC-TED. Not even a welding torch or a Patriot Missile will break through this baby.

This will stop her boyfriend from using the slogan "Drill baby, drill"

[silvermoon577]

Funny and so true

[bradley825]

Planned Parenthoods new motto is: You conceive em, And we kill em!

[sueezee]

brad:Planned Parenthoods new motto is: You conceive em, And we kill em Planned Parenthood, the largest and most respected reproductive health organization in the WORLD, backed by some of the worlds largest & most successful corporatons, including Johnson & Johnson, who make baby products.

[sandroeleven]

shut up suzeee. J&J does not support PP.

[sueezee]

sand:J&J does not support PP. Sorry, yes it does. Pro lifers are known for their lying.

[sueezee]

sand:&J does not support lol... so does Bank of America, the Walt Disney Co. and Levi Strauss. Its all public record...look it up yourself and see how you lie.

[sueezee]

sand: J&J does not support PP

More: JP MorganChase, Nationwide, Prudential Financial, American Express, Amerada Hess, plus many more & Warren Buffet & Bill gates

[sandroeleven]

WOw I guess Alex Jones was right then. There is a conspiracy going on. Sad.

[nesquick3415]

wow thank you for posting this, that is exactly what they mean, its not abstinence programs that are causing the trouble its planned parenthoood that encourages and pressures kids to have sex

[mariag05bims]

How sad that Planned Parenthood's idea of helping people is telling them to do whatever they want whenever they want & not face up to the consequences. "Have sex, have fun & if you get pregnant, we'll just abort the baby you've created." This mentality creates fun for a moment & then immeasurable hurt later. Being used hurts. Losing your baby to abortion hurts. The real solution is loving the other person so much that you save sex for marriage. That's true love! That's a plan you can love with!

[PerHV]

PP acknowledges that people are out there having sex. If you looked at their "Let me do me" ad, they make very clear that abstinence is the best way not to get pregnant or get an STD. They're just trying to make it safer for the very large percentage of teenagers having sex.

By making birth control widely available, they're PREVENTING abortions because birth control prevents unwanted pregnancies.

[imfreeimfree]

PerHV, They don't really believe that. I get PP's newsletter and they say that abstinence is "harmful." It was either fall 2007 or spring 2008.

They definitely ENcourage sex and discourage abstinence. In the cities where PP's sex education was used in schools, students' promiscuity went up 50%. Some communities are booting it out now.

Sad but, sex is their bread and butter. If they don't hand out condoms like candy, they don't get millions of tax dollars. Our dollars. Peace. :)

[Headhunter004]

"PerHV, They don't really believe that. I get PP's newsletter and they say that abstinence is "harmful."

Well, seeing how abstinence-only education has only INCREASED the number of teenage pregnancies/abortion, maybe they have a point.

[sueezee]

mari: Planned Parenthood's idea of helping people is telling them to do whatever they want whenever they want & not face up to the consequences Keep lying prolifer! You are helping to keep abortion legal, because the words of nutcases, liars & decievers are totally ignored. Thank you!

[Headhunter004]

No, being forced through an unwanted pregnancy after having sex for pleasure creates fun for a moment and then immeasurable hurt later. Stats show that women who had forced pregnancies and gave their children up for adoption suffer worse than women who are raped, whereas most women who had abortions don't suffer any kind of emotional or long-term damage. And telling them not to face up to the consequences? Oh, it's so horrible for women to be able to CHOOSE if and when she wants a baby!

[kcballintyp]

Well, if she doesnt want to get pregnant, she should keep her legs closed.

[Headhunter004]

And you're saying that she can't have sex for pleasure then, not even with a condom or birth control? In case you're too stupid to know, sex drive, or the desire to have sex is what keeps us together and what motivates us to go out and do things with our life! If it wasn't for sex drive, we would've been extinct many years ago and you wouldn't be here moralizing about it, so sit down, shut up! Sex is a completely natural and wonderfur part of life, it's not as "evil" as you pro-lifers say it is.

[Headhunter004]

As such, keep ALL pregnancy-preventative methods-condoms, birth control and yes, abortion, if need be, LEGAL. Life where you can't have sex without having to face the negative consequences of pregnancy is a life not worth living, and pro-lifers: don't even give me that "responsibility for your actions" bullshit. Like I said, IF SEX WERE SOLELY FOR REPRODUCING, WE WOULDN'T EXIST! And YOU wouldn't be here to tell them how to handle their situation which is none of your damn business to begin with.

[kcballintyp]

The interesting about your comments is that, if your mother had aborted you, you wouldn't be on here defending your pro choice view to begin with. BTW your statement "IF SEX WERE SOLELY FOR REPRODUCING, WE WOULDN'T EXIST!" doesn't make sense since the majority of people on EARTH are products of reproduction via SEX!

[kcballintyp]

Well, that is very enlightening from someone with the name Headhunter004! Anyway, yes sex can be used for pleasure, but again, the white stuff that comes out of a mans penis is not for pearl necklaces or for swallowing (you would be the expert in that field!). The ultimate purpose for sex is for REPRODUCTION, and if abortion was available years ago, the we would probably be extinct by now.

[tozuelke]

Sex is not evil and yes it is very pleasurable but the evil comes from selfish people who can not accept responsibility for their actions. I do not condemn people that have sex but the people that coerce these young girls to have abortions without telling them the full facts of what the procedure entails. Murder is murder whether it is legal or not. No one on condone a parent that kills her five year old because all of a sudden she wanted her freedom.

[Headhunter004]

First of all, there is no such requirement to "accept responsibility for their actions", it's called self-determination, as in, the right to make decisions for yourself and for what purpose, you have no say or business in how other people handle their way of life.

"Murder is murder whether it is legal or not."

No, it isn't, murder is an UNLAWFUL killing, plain and simple, there is no other way to slice and dice it. And no shit about the 5 year old... she never tore through anyone's crotch.

[Headhunter004]

Yes, I said it, outright tearing through a person's crotch... because that's exactly what happens during child birth. You tell me you're gonna try and downplay that, act like it's no big deal?

A parent doesn't have the right to kill her five year old daughter because that five year old never infringed on her rights. An unwanted fetus, on the other hand, infringes on a woman's rights, health, body, and pursuit of happiness in the gravest way, how it got there is totally irrelevant.

[tozuelke]

That five year old did infringe on her rights. That five year old was a fetus. How do you think she came into the world (floated down from the Heavens?). Now let me inform you of something. Pregnancy is a lot easier than raising a child. The majority of women are not aborting because of the pregnancy but because they will have to raise the child. The five year old does infringe on parents. 1. Parents have to feed the child (money).

2. Parents have to watch and discipline the child (time).

[Fallhearst]

Headshitter -

You don't have to have an abortion to prevent childbirth pain. There are dozens of ways to prevent that - epidurals and caesareans are the two most common types of pain prevention in this circumstance. By the way, you're full of SHIT. "Babies should be killed because it inconveniences the mother to carry them around all the time." The only real reason abortions are so popular is because it's illegal to kill 'em after they come out.

[Notababykiller]

@Fallhearst Well perhaps you should learn to use birth control or a condom dumby!

[tozuelke]

O.K. I get it if our government says to all the fellow Chinese and Japanese Americans you are to be interred into a camp and if you are caught outside the walls you will be shot and any citizen of America is allowed to pull the bullet in order to enforce this law. Then a few days later they set up gas chambers and march all the older and younger Chinese and Japanese people into them. Since it is law it is not murder right. It was law in Germany so that was not murder correct?

[juliaisafilmbuff]

Dude, I'd fucking love it if my parents had been like that when I was 14-17. My life would've kicked ass! GO PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!