"Dating Ad" (from 2008)

[HLecterPHD]

Somebody rich out there -

Pay a load of wenches to fuck him, think of the lulz, chris and 3 bimbos.

Imagine his pimp mode the next day.

[M4NDON]

JERKOPS UNITE!

[M4NDON]

JERKOPS UNITE!

[Tarnion]

I know mexico dc got that shit over anon and cwctrolls my comp be hack form them some some times or viruses or womthin youo now thats who I be I live in secrecy

[Kukagra]

hey it is joe leave chris alone and some to hutch i got the city on smash and the jacobs on cklik clock check me fb btw I am rosuchspicles bro

[RedZHunter]

I always knew the Chris Chan saga would end this way. Not with some big blowoff video but with a fat transvestite bouncing up and down shoving a pizza into it's mouth whilst screaming Aussie Dossie. I'm actually glad he's gone now. The Tomgirl saga was weak, pedo Chris was better.

[vahnfish]

Hey TheCWCvilleLibrary just wondering how big are all these video files combined? At least 100GB?

[ccricers]

I'm embarrassed to have the same name as him. And lol at always stressing "boyfriend-free girl". What's wrong with saying SINGLE girl like a normal person?

[rossthef0x]

@ccricers because he got fed up with chicks telling him they have a boyfriend...oh and let's not forget his childlike mentality...

[LaCokaNostra81]

He sounds like Lady Elaine Fairchilde

[zeioIIDX]

@LaCokaNostra81

OMG, lmao XD

[LadyDoloris]

This actually... ugh... makes me feel kinda sorry for him. xP

[BigDogJang0]

RIP Chris

1982-2012

[Majorasword64]

@BigDogJang0 He's still alive.

[ChaosMew161]

@Majorasword64 He's dug his own grave while being alive.

[pilebomber]

@ChaosMew161

So technically he's pretty much dead from the lack off activity he's been showing off after October?

[TheSpiralDownward]

@pilebomber Nah, from what I've heard he's in jail.

[RedZHunter]

@drsjohnny He attacked someone in a toy store he's not allowed in.

[Blinxlover15]

Liek that ad's gonna work.

[AnimatedFreak101]

Woah! 00:24 He actually has on a decent looking shirt. o.o

[stelkin656]

@AnimatedFreak101 Yeah, it's strange no one's ever told him to just wear clothes like that, instead of wearing those creepy colorful and ugly patterned shirts, i doubt were even popular in the 70's

[RosechusPickle]

this is a way to reach nastia by mail she loves joe liukin department gloria des lutheran chruch gloria des lutheran chruch 18220upper box road houston, texas 77058 plz wish them a happy and fertal marraige with much sloppy and also prestine procreation

[TheGuyThatExplodes]

Drinking Game: Take a drink whenever Chris says "uh"

[vladnuke]

@TheGuyThatExplodes That always ends in alcohol poisoning.

[Chayraz2]

@TheGuyThatExplodes Die of thirst game: Take a drink every time Chris get's laid.

Whoever lives longest wins!

[RedZHunter]

I think with Chris probably getting jailed in the next few months, then this is probably the end of the Chris Chan saga. Sad to see it end the way it did, with Chris coming out and his dad dying and such.

[drsjohnny]

@RedZHunter i havne't been following much what has happend anyway why is he going to jail if i got to ask but i do

[RosechusPickle]

I wish every one would stop telling me to take my meds I am a better person with out them i can acrullay become aroused now and be social and say hi to stragners and be hapy

[Blazehunter110]

I'm sad now

[fit287]

the desperate ones turn to the internet.

[MagusX1]

Even Blow Up Dolls rejected this.....creature....thing....­humanoid, blob, gelatinous....whatever.

[HRVDNT]

Ah, there's nothing like a boyfriend-free woman. They're so... available.

[superfawful65]

Can anyone explained to me why I can't access the CWCki Forums?

[7698466]

"Send me a message if your interested."

He recieved no messages from any China.

[TheJellysaur]

Yeah make sure you wear the pedo glasses and sonichu medallion

[pochopaz7381]

@brb1006 it apears like youtube knows chris chan is a brony

[primadonnafromthe909]

Chris, not even money would get you women with your micropeen lol

[hypyman45]

i wish somebody made a documentary about this fat fucks entire life anybody agree?

[triipge]

@hypyman45 then get a group of people and do it, don't just stand there go now!

[TheChaoticGood]

@hypyman45 That's part of my bucket list

[dannyday58218195]

@hypyman45 uber agree that would have WIN written all over it :P global blockbuster oscar winning cum fest!!!

[mrfalafl]

"forget about preferences... As long as you have a pulse that's fine. You know what, I'm not picky about that either..."

[elfofhorror]

watch?v=ke6P5qF072k&feature=re­lmfu

[DezzyDh96]

Preferably one who is white is what he meant to say

he can't have no 'darkies'

[DezzyDh96]

NO DARKIES ALLOWED

also how I build sweetheart from the ground up without changing my personality

[brb1006]

0_0 Fluttershy is in the related videos list!

[anullvis]

@theCWCvilleLibrary Omg, Omg! Chris went to his hearing! Did he get arrested or did he pull the autism card?

*Checks the Charlottesville General Court District*

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[hyenalord]

@anullvis

Dollars to donuts says it keeps getting pushed back. His trial is going to be the judicial equivalent of Duke Nukem Forever. ...Though knowing how big of a lolcow he is, people are still going to care about it when it finally happens ten years later.

[mariofana]

WHERE IS ALL THIS SPAGHETTI COMING FROM ?

[Motherlandistaken]

All that spaghetti

[wkody7]

What's this about a message he made I can't find it?

[2scary4yu]

If you look at Chris Chans life backyards its a bout a guy who gets out jail, becomes a manwoman that slowly develops into a manbaby who tapes himself having intercourse with a sex doll called Julaaay that then takes a slow winding path downwards to becoming an autistic born baby... Actually wait thats all wrong... his life story is already backwards...

[Konstandiesel]

@nerdsarecreepy He doesn't like black people in general. That's why he doesn't want a black girl.

[brb1006]

Can you upload Chris Chan's latest voice mail message saying "That is is sick"?

[untunedguitar45]

He changed his phone message again, he says he is sick

[drsjohnny]

@untunedguitar45 he did do you know where we can find that message because i'd love to hear that

[untunedguitar45]

@drsjohnny I uploaded the message on my channel

[Popanator2010]

9 more days until the retard goes to jail!!!

[blackoutworm]

He's in jail now.

Let's remember the good times.

[videogamenostalgia]

@blackoutworm No he isn't. He's out on bail. He'll be sent to prison after his criminal and civil hearings, which are on December 15th. 11 days...

[TheDeistAngle]

"sweetheart quality?"

man this thing needs to be put down for the good of mankind.

[TileWonder]

I'm looking for a boyfriend- -video starts buffering-

[Halberd96]

Keep repeating 'sweetheart from the ground up'

its oddly enchanting

[MythOfLight]

I get the chills just listening to this.

[MINISLASH0]

i miss cwc

[robotdan]

I AM STRAIGHT YOU HOW MOWS

[argiepoo]

Huh, my name is,

uh, my name is,

hmm, my name is..

Chris Chandler.

[jcrowley1985]

This guy sounds like a stud, I doubt he's still available.

[Gxyz222]

Pedo glasses...CHECK! Sonichu Medallion of Fail....CHECK! Uncontrollable stuttering while speaking....CHECK! "Boy friend free girl".....umm...you know somethin, Christian will get back to you on that!

[TheCorruptPlague]

What really strikes me curious is how this recording has remained undiscovered for so long.

[Melnorme]

@TheCorruptPlague Not quite undiscovered. watch?v=gX78eB7JBjk

[NotCentaur]

@TheCorruptPlague This has been around for years, it's just getting recognition now for some reason

[Vindicator197]

@NotCentaur I think it was recently discovered or something.

[imelroy]

Hey can someone please explain to me what happened with the Gameplace now? I know he and Snorlax went to bust some shit up or something and got arrested, but there has to be more to it than that.

[gracebasherguy92]

@imelroy Snorlax tried to run over Michael Snyder (the store manager who banned Chris) with the family car and they both got arrested for trespassing (although i'm not sure if Snorlax got attempted murder or assault w/ a deadly weapon charges added on) and are both looking at 1-10 years for the trespassing charges alone. They're due back in court for sentencing on December 15th, so we'll see what happens. Did I answer your question well?

[metalWeirdo77]

Seriously

what does 'from the ground up' fucking mean?

[EponymousKid]

@metalWeirdo77 It means he wants a girl to shape into his ideal woman. To do this, he would naturally have to destroy every pre-existing facet of her personality and start from scratch.

[HystericalJack]

Says he wants an honest girl

"Forgets" to mention he's a 30 year old autistic nutcase who lives off his parents and welfare checks and has delusions of grandeur about a freakish hybrid between two "KIDS" genres....

[TheOldGuest]

No darkies

[Pawkit]

Oh dear lord, open your legs ladies this mans got a car!

[Cyberlinkist]

"I have no preferences. By the way, my preferences are....."

[CTR8008]

and the only response Christian got in return were crickets chirping.

[Raymian87]

Remember no blacks aka "Niggos" as he calls them

[Kitchinsink3]

..Y'know, maybe the sign wasn't all that a bad idea.

[narcolepticchairftw]

0 messages were sent that day.

[TheArabSultan]

honest - true - caring - NOT BLACK

[justchyll2009]

@TheArabSultan wow

[TotalFunk07]

You know I feel sorry for chris, I really do. He never got the proper care when he was growing up, and it is clear now the color and character of his parents (atleast his mother). If you are going to commit a felony hit and run and then fight the cops when they apprehend you, you deserve to go to prison. It just goes to show you that Chris's parents never really cared much for him or even themselves. I hope that Barbara is held responsible for Chris's actions. But not all of them.

[KoinuTheKrazed]

@TotalFunk07 Don't feel too sorry for him. So many people have tried to help him. Had he willingly accepted their suggestions and help, he would not be in this bad of a situation right now.

Well. That's what I've heard anyway.

No, he didn't get the proper care when he was growing up.

But we can't allow ourselves to make excuses for him.

I know people who never got proper care, and almost all of them are contributing members of society.

[SgtSanchez]

@Koinu

It's easy to say 'oh, he could have gotten better if he tried', but on top of his parents' neglect and his mental disorder, there have been a number of other recorded instances in which people around Chris really fucked him up as a child. He's responsible for all of his reprehensible actions, don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that helping him was futile from the start. I believe that, given the proper environment, things would have turned out very differently.

[KoinuTheKrazed]

@SgtSanchez As a child? Damn. I didn't know about that.

[Kamikitsune0]

@TotalFunk07 but don't tell Chris that or you'll be stuck with him for life. He FEEDS off people who want to help him and he abuses them terribly, ask Kim or Cogsdev... it's crazy. Also, he truly feels that he's a "miracle" because he literally should never have been conceived. His dad was ancient as hell, and his mom was about a year away from menopause when she got pregnant during their "once every three years" sexy time. He was an oops and his ancient parents had no time for him.

[nintendork0943]

I'm masturbating furiously.

[posthumanfetus]

hot

[FerretTheFuzzles]

@clutchmc22

ewwww

[Caydiem]

@clutchmc22

Not cool, man.

Lumberjack Bob was a real patriot.

[clutchmc22]

@Caydiem my bad, I guess I went a little extreme with that comment

[Termiborger]

@clutchmc22 Man, don't be an ass. Most of the internet has respect for the Lumberjack, because he might have been the only one, who was close to this retard, and wanted him not to become a waste of space. Look what happened after he passed, shit just got worse. Not that I care, I'm here for the lulz, but still.

[clutchmc22]

@Termiborger fair enough, that was uncalled for

[Termiborger]

@clutchmc22 It's alright man. You know where you were wrong, and actually feel remore(right?) about it. Not like the fat shit who's on the video here.

[JLSTHERAT]

here we go again,,

callin all the troll,s!!!

[martinithechobit]

CHRIS CHAN UNDERGROUND!!

[TheCryoScales]

How the hell was this found?

[Blazeofdoom]

So first Chris was a tomgirl, then his dad died, and now he tried to knock someone off with a car and is standing trial. This whole thing going on with Chris is becoming more and more crazy.

[imelroy]

@Blazeofdoom No, his dad died THEN he became a tomgirl. Bob wouldn't have stood for this shit. RIP.

[TheMasterTelevision]

@imelroy No, Chis first posted his tomgirl pics in April of 2011. Bob passed away in September of 2011

[slitor]

He's so undesirable no one is going to want him as a prison bitch.

[truthaddict11]

20 days left

[some14u2no]

Forever alone should have been a cut out of Chris Chan's face...



[MalchikBlue]

About time you uploaded this.

[Zeldarulah]

He always makes me feel better about myself.

[DukeNukem2020]

Lowered Expectaaaations......

[JamalTheTitan]

@DukeNukem2020 Yo.. this is RICK....

[MrJohnnyBQuick]

All the classic cwcisms are there

[PsiMunchlax]

:notgivingafuq:

[imarocksinger]

the guys in adseg are gonna have lots of fun.

[RayAndFlare]

Classic love quest Chris from before Jackie broke him~

[Jumpybeaver]

Even Chuck Woolery from love connection couldn't help this man get laid.

[BeRad117]

Oh come on, put a little more effort into it.

[Chikunnism]

Respect, C.

[Snookiefish]

Sweetheart quality? Haha!

[Zesazerty]

does he still cross dress? or is he over that period

[bainaka]

@Zesazerty Still cross dresses.

[narcolepticchairftw]

@Zesazerty Yes, he still cross dresses. But he's totally not gay or anything, he has a subscription to Playboy Magazine.

[thgodofwar]

@narcolepticchairftw And that clears everything! (SARCASM)

[UrbanZ0mbie]

@narcolepticchairftw he gonna have to hide that cross dressing passion or he will become gay quicker than norma..

(even though he will probably get raped anyways but not on the next damn day.)

[ElectricWaddle]

@narcolepticchairftw Oh thank god, the heterosexual community would collapse if they lost their poster boy. Because, lets face it, no one is more hetero than Chris. Not even Burt Reynolds.

[GAYVAGlNA]

@Zesazerty nobody knows, he might not wanna try that if he's going to prison.

[alakazam9891]

sounds like he says "sweetheart to ground up"

makes him sound more psychotic than he actually is

[Jaws1009]

@alakazam9891

Implying it's possible for him to be even more screwed up than he is.

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

@alakazam9891 ala what the hell is up, bro.

[alakazam9891]

@TheUnluckyEverydude hi

[GameBuster44]

@alakazam9891 What comes to my mind when he says that is the mental image of Chris using mental torture to break down the poor woman's mind like somthing from 1984. Then he will brainwash her to be his "sweetheart". CWC is truely scary sometimes.

[videogamenostalgia]

Well, that sounded inviting...

[blackoutworm]

I wanna see him getting raped in jail.

Do you think you could sneak in there and do an interview with him?

Also, when is he going to court?

[videogamenostalgia]

@blackoutworm 15th of December, I believe, for his criminal charges. Same date as Barbara. There's also Snyder's civil case, but the only repercussions from that will probably be some kind of court order banning him from the game place and possibly the payment of damages for whatever he and Barb smashed up during their assault.

[tripdefect87]

What a wonderful birthday present! ~<3

[mrslash11]

How were women not compelled to call him after hearing this message?

[Madnam]

@mrslash11 Well uh, you see um, uh... Yeah. Yeah, uh... Well...

[mrslash11]

@Madnam haha. Poetry, right?

[kingbooforums]

you know what the sad part is? he's not even that bad looking for a fat dude.  But fuck sakes. Women are all cunts and bitches and they want you to get rid of your vidya. So I guess that's what his first goal would need to be.

[thepoints0metimes]

@kingbooforums He might not be the worst looking fat person but he is one of the most horrible, hypocritical, and stubborn people on this planet. He wants a "sweetheart" so badly but is not willing to make any changes to his horrifically unhealthy lifestyle to obtain one. Hence he shall be forever alone.

[fman400002]

@kingbooforums Don't say that until you've seen 3 seconds of the sex videos *shudders*. Maybe not the worst looking man in the world but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[Jophie12]

@kingbooforums Sexist asshole.

[NuevaBestia]

6TH?

[chimeracrusher]

when i saw this video's thumbnail i was already laughing

[TheGuyThatExplodes]

Reminds me of Jeff Goldlum...

[kommyhctn4ecko69]

Dat man-child

[agrosanta99]

Uh, uhhhhh...uh. UH. Uhhhh.

[XIIIBAER]

And he's still grilfriend-free after this magnificient piece of dating art?

[JordanK3lly]

oh gawd