12 Life Lessons as told by Eric Cartman

[MTRBoy]

Lesson 10, very true!

[Utd4ver]

Lesson 9.. so true.. so profound :) hehe

[MixedBag27]

Lesson 13: Watch and like this video now, because we all die in 2012.

[GRiiMJAW]

I like how the video skips from 2:11 to 2:13.

Poor 2:12.

[lxjay]

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[lokipit1]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

9 dislikes?!?, kyle, stop that!!!!

[lanciauxrayz]

family guy sucks my balls!!!!!

[likeabossbear]

Im jewish and i still laugh at it....and remember we all die in 2012

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

1:54 SUCK ON THAT COPPERCAB! XD

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

Lesson 5. Family Guy, suck my balls.

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

@DigiFanGirlxoxo12 lol luv that part

[dumduk]

oh man, i cringed on no.2... lol

[TheLaptop489]

One of them dislikes is kanye west XD

[GoemonNeogeon]

Well... He does have a point.

[TheTroyWagner]

lesson 12 is by far the most important

[SingerAleyna]

And remember...we all die in 2012.

[mikkeline213]

5 dislikes.... nice try kyle!

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

@mikkeline213 8 dislikes.

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

@mikkeline213 now..it's 9 dislikes....

[cicairos]

the final leasson is the best 'o'

[uwantthisawesomename]

2012 bitches!! :D

[bensa144]

If you imagine Cartman's mouth as a nose, it looks funny.

[Ioganstone]

@bensa144 u also have to imagine his double chin as his mouth because if i didnt imagine that part it didnt make sense :D

[IriathZhul]

@bensa144 It took a bit of work so I took of my glasses. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

[yugioherico88]

@bensa144 your right

[bilsim1]

Lesson 4 makes me want Cartman to be president.

[Ioganstone]

Thumbs up for 2012

[crispo3000]

@Ioganstone No.

[DoYouKnowWhoKnew]

Is this from an episode or?

[AllofVideos]

I swear the picture is moving

[CyberLance26]

Its 2012 now.

So we are all gonna die sometime this year?

Im scared. :(

[BladeZovFurY]

@CyberLance26 decemeber 21

[CyberLance26]

@BladeZovFurY Thanks now i know when to prepare for the end.

[johanlyck94]

do we all die in 2012?

[AndyConnell11]

@johanlyck94 we don't...

[emwinslimshady]

family guy sucks my balls

[blazingtornado1]

when do we all die

[blober55]

@blazingtornado1 december 23 or 21

[farcastk0]

Wisdom

[CoolDudeClem]

Lesson 5 is so true.

[MrGamecube14]

we all die in 2012

[MrGamecube14]

lesson 6 must be ommitted

lesson 8 cheating didnt help green bay and they won

[Xilstealth]

Can't wait to get my $10,000

[Chilly33LoL]

@Xilstealth draysen lolz

[swagerface221]

Pubic hear isn't something u buy, u actually grow it on ur body when u get older

[ljharry75]

@swagerface221 I hate getting pubes in my ear

[CONNIEKOANDBLOOD]

OMFG LOL xD What ep is this from? quest for ratings?

[wellfedninja]

Do not pretend to be handicapped cus' it isn't fair to people who really are handicapped ..... Like Kanye West ;d;d

[cj62392]

The Patriots didn't cheat. They just refused to acknowledge a stupid rule made up by the worst nfl commissioner ever. (The rule was made up in 2006 after the other superbowls)

[neferiusnexus]

@cj62392 Right, they just "misinterpreted the rules" :D

[hwangstet5k]

i like the kanye west part

[MGPWNER]

gingers have no souul :D

[corycashatt90]

I hope we all die in 2012.

[JoeGoesChugaChug]

@corycashatt90 Someone actually did some research into the mayans and they discovered it was a mistranslation

It's not the end of the world, its the end of an era

[corycashatt90]

@JoeGoesChugaChug It's a nice fantasy though. XD

[Pikazilla]

no, NEW Family Guy and NEW Spongebob sucks

[Pvic]

@Pikazilla old family guy and old spongebob sucked

[leedscab123]

Bloody hilarious

[420DROOPS21]

" have super fun time all the time cause we all die 2012" greatest lesson told

[SexyPirahna]

I have no soul

[kaymay450]

@SexyPirahna GINGER!!!!!!

[rozasupreme]

Lesson 5.... truest words ever spoken

[xxchimakaraxx]

i love his triple chin

[jtessexpress]

and remember- we all die in 2012



[adacom1000]

cause we all die in 2012

[scottski02]

I can't wait for 2012, when South Park inevitably does an episode about it.

[MrGamingimpact]

@scottski02 season 13 bro pee last episode

[GallagherWellerBrown]

@scottski02 Pee.

[hwangstet5k]

@scottski02 there is an episode minorities

[MrSmallfurryanimal]

@scottski02 neither can I!

[Kanoppo]

Please god let this video stay dislikeless

[Lavness]

You must try to be HIV positive!

[hyghiaumtym]

i LOVE it when his head is to the side hahahahahahah!!

[mbabitt]

Lesson 13:

It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

[HystricLaughingHyena]

@MrAZOOZ1993 NO OH IM NOT

[HystricLaughingHyena]

@MrAZOOZ1993 HEEY IM STALKING YOUU

[legomasterofall123]

lol

[Deinonychus2]

he's got no room to talk in lesson 10

[murray821]

Oh and we all die in 2012 :D

[TheNarddog02]

LOL! I like family guy, but the rest is FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexNOSAM]

Lesson 4 is one of the guiding principals of liberals everyone should be aware of...

[Dommie222]

He is sooo true with the lessions four and nine.

[kathryngracebonner1]

@Dommie222 lesson 4 ftw

[SteelerFan7Films101]

Cartman you are GENIUESS!!!

[DemonicMonkey88]

@SteelerFan7Films101 but a racist

[ItMustBeDevon]

I <3 THIS! THANKS SO MUCH!