Strung Along - Tales from the Crypt Part 1/3

[wonder111000]

nope she's not trusting and up to something

[THEARBITORLOVER]

Guy looking out the window fap fap fap .......Hi honey.... shit

[airemillion90]

This show use to terrify me as a child!!!

[korion28]

HEY...WERE IS PART 2

[Dhragonfly]

then again..i'm stiff everyday too..in my pants..& usually in the morning.

[tuniciaa]

the guy the dummy is moving on its own, geez

[tuniciaa]

didn't find that scary, the puppet moving on its own



[TheBaronvonbadass]

ok now is she his daughter or his wife cause shes called him honey, he called her kiddo, now their sleeping in the same bed and kissing...possibly about to make love, and she looks like shes 20 years younger then him atleast

[1imesub]

Old man needs to switch to a strictly plant based diet. Never have to worry about another heart attack. Could get off all his meds too, save a fortune.

[RonnyVain89]

@1imesub is that a fact?

[1imesub]

@RonnyVain89 Yes sir.

[Greenkai3000]

Dummines are scary, clowns are f'ing scary, dummies made up to look like clows = endless nightmares.

[Dark187Moon]

8:19 Buttchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn­nnnnnnnnn. lolz

[DeepEye1994]

I'm fucking afraid of dummies

[TheCormegafan]

I'M A LIL Stiff Today haha lmao

[benjie414]

it would be hilarious if the guy was beatin' his meat while he was watching the women.

[ravegods]

@benjie414 LMAO

[skudaarkaat1]

The Crypt Keeper looks like Mollye Mills, an old hag that was part owner of a car dealer I once worked for; Manhattan Imported Cars. She did NOTHING but make employees' lives as miserable as she could, and the lower ranking you were, the worse she was. I'm glad the old bat is dead!

[fireman24465]

at 7:20 i thought someone hung themself for a second then i was like oh nvm

[Aaronduhmoron]

@elliotlover88 me too! He's still a little scary even now, and I'm 17 hahaha

[elliottlover88]

The scariest part of this show was not the stories, but the Cryptkeeper! At least for me as a kid, haha. That guy freaked me out so bad! XD

[bhanley420420]

Horror is not the same as it use to be...they need to put this shit back on tv

[1Thompsonmusic]

Haha! Donald O'Connor from Singing in the Rain!

[faselblaDer3te]

lol, activate the auto-caption-thingy and read the subtitle at 8:40 - 8:43 XD

[blackheart103]

@faselblaDer3te There's a guy out here, adiaos bitch!

[KlasikalFeeling]

he's a little stiff today if you know what i mean ;)

[RicaDominicana]

three words, creepy ass clown

[katarose4]

love this show......whats not to love....

[jimk5447]

@Jigsawjokermerriam, they should put tales from crypt on the chiller channel instead of masters of horrors or tales from the darkside

[Gamemaster21s]

@jimk5447 i agree

[crystalbratcher30ify]

@jimk5447 i hear you on that.i dont like that masters of horrors

[kellina84]

alot of places now sell the dvd's in special double packs. Thats how i got all mine. They sell them like the first and second season together and so on. Its really a great way to get all the seasons! I love them, i fall asleep to them all the time lol maybe thats why my dreams are so fuckered up

[1finelady80]

@kellina84 I thougt I was the only person who falls asleep to this show all the time! LOL!!! I LOVE it!

[EdangerC]

@1finelady80

Lol nope... I use to fall asleep to it when I was a little kid

[GwendolynRaine]

Anyone else realize that's the kid from Gremlins??

[PowerTransG]

@GwendolynRaine You're right. It is him.

[delltardboy]

@GwendolynRaine hes from the Waxwork movies too

[yachiru0peanut]

i think i remember this!...my other fave that creeped me out was with the immortal rose that never died when it was injected with brain stem fluid

[heylalaitslucy]

he's so cute, even as an old guy!

[yumiko0017]

@heylalaitslucy I'm 22. I agree with you, he is attractive and he looks so sweet and caring. He looks like the type of man that actually appreciates a good woman but instead look at what he has (a gold digging whore in this episode) smh. it's sad how some women take advantage of a good man (young or old), no wonder some good women can't get a good man.

[deviki]

orange hair clown are creepy !!!

[TheCandymusiclover]

I thought I recognized his face! The guy who plays David is from "Gremlins"! :)

[candygir87528]

I thought that was his daughter.

[furyfromthedeepx]

STIFF lol

[QBFOJustin]

Oh the Crypt and his awesome puns.

[MultiMikezilla]

Mine too.

[JigsawJokerMerriam]

they should put this show on the Chiller channel

[candygir87528]

@JigsawJokerMerriam it was on the chiller channel for a good while.

[funnystuflover]

@candygir87528 Why did they stop showing it?

[candygir87528]

@funnystuflover hmm...i dont know.

[geo58impala]

strange he is not freaking out by the talking puppets

[scrumptiousb0dy]

im looking for an episode about a kid who played basketball but was abuised and i think his leggs were cutt off or somthing and at the end he came back n killed somone

[aLovelessAngel]

really scary!

[MsJparenti]

Try "monsters--my zombie lover" here on youtube to get you started.

[MsJparenti]

The show "Monsters" is good too : )

[aLovelessAngel]

how does an old guy get a young girl

[ramslacrosse34]

@aLovelessAngel money.....that's it. can't be any other reason.

[BESTMOVIESCINEMA]

i upload TALES FROM THE CRYPT 2 - BORDELLO OF BLOOD movie - this links - /watch?v=36h7mmDO0UI - /watch?v=H_kEdZKeecE  - /watch?v=9HIEkW40Rro - /watch?v=4yUsxWxv7AU - /watch?v=n6Myf_4CJXc - /watch?v=c1rL_OH_MAc

[MrVelachris]

i upload the movie TALES FROM THE CRYPT - RITUAL (2001) in this links - /watch?v=fi1Xbpu2CN4 - /watch?v=AOrTuKz57ZA - /watch?v=FHofkEFVJZc - /watch?v=3zxUynakzew - /watch?v=5bnjaFlVnSI - /watch?v=_A2QL0XxxZg - /watch?v=FMSGp0cGwKQ

[foxheidelberg]

i used to watch this show when i was little!! im so excited; ive got goosebumps :D this is my favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite episode!!!

[Cobe1976]

This bitch wants to stifle her man, so he won't risk losing his ability to pay for everything so she keep laying her lazy ass by the pool doing nothing.

[Cobe1976]

Your parents let you watch this shit when u were five? What other stuff did they let you do?

[stojy161994]

@Cobe1976 But back then kids were smarter then they are now

[tillysfan1]

okay so wait most of everyone who watched this show was little when they saw it no more than 4-9 or grew up in childhood with theses episodes....So where were the parents then telling us not to watch this cause i know my grandma did but my momma was as long as i was quiet it was all good for with her. And her friends would wonder how i watched and this scared the shit out them. I just don't get I wasn't scared it was funny to me and a little weird but never scary

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

@tillysfan1 Same :D

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

0:15 LMAO!

[HannahBreanne]

I misss this, I was raised on this stuff. It's great, I'd do anything to have it back

[Cobe1976]

@HannahBreanne Jesus, you were raised on this stuff? No wonder this country is screwed... I was raised on Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, and the Muppet Show, among other similar stuff. But you guys were raised on this weird, adult-oriented garbage because your loser parents were too busy focusing on themselves to supervise what you were watching.

[spideymayne]

@Cobe1976 Was there any segment about morally authoritative judgmental pricks on Sesame Street?

[Cobe1976]

@HannahBreanne Uuummm... all you have to do to have it back is walk your ass to the nearest retailer and buy the dvds... ??

[NostalgiaKid13]

hehe hes stiff all the time hehe

[MrVelachris]

i upload tales from the crypt bordello of blood full movie, look this links - /watch?v=aRmbQVADEVs - /watch?v=oy479eq18tA - /watch?v=hDedZL2YdpY - /watch?v=JW9cDRU-l90 - /watch?v=ZKkMpykWf7M - /watch?v=g4igYsj7TeQ

[keonta81]

kyrohackter...lol

[rem2267]

This one's one of my favorites.

[nirvana19910]

kirsten is fucking fine but twlight is gay

[panzers60]

Thanks for posting those!

[goodbyelonglive44]

THIS IS AMERICAN...

I can say by weak language skills..but I can also say it from fake love parts like "honey" "bunny" stuff

[ravegods]

This imo is the best episode in the entire series... the ending is brilliant

[Hauraunah]

Okay, I'm going to say this right now. If she cheats on him with that young ass, butt chin, chubby goober, loser, she deserves EVERYTHING I'm assuming Coco's going to give to her!

[rem2267]

@Hauraunah -- tee hee hee.

[flibberswooper0]

That laugh at 1:47 gives me the creeps lol

[infinitefathom]

they're marionettes, not ventriloquist dummies, you dummy

[KaldeaX]

The Crypt Keeper sounds like Buster Bunny

[TheDefjams]

he's too damn old for her

[Steveman27]

@TheDefjams then he should at least have casual foreplay and sex, if not marry her. afterall, just think of sexually frustrated older virgins in their freakin' THIRTIES who need to make up for lost time. if you're stilla virgin by the time you're 30, then that's REALLY horrible and wrong. if you're still a virgin by 30, then you should have immediate, casual foreplay and sex with at least 100 different women to make up for lost time.

[MrMansonlover666]

lol she's fucking an old geyser! lol

[TheDefjams]

@MrMansonlover666 lmao

[USA10BAR10]

Excuse me if i dont get up im a little stiff today, then again im a little stiff everyday. Hehehehehehe. XD I luv the crypt keeper

[Katbee1]

What the hell does Twilight have to do with Tales from the crypt? God, shut the hell up!

[Jesvel18]

i remember this show!!!!! good old days!! and goosebump episodes!!!! xD

[XxhayleyxX254]

twilight isnt that bad yea i mean edward could b way hotter but hey the story is oh k!

[redfoxbennaton]

pedophile!

[michi7xoxo]

I know this is a dumb question but was the crypt keeper a male or female?

[GamingOverDose]

@michi7xoxo ...(Crickets) He's a male... Haha sorry. :P

[UACmarine2O8]

@michi7xoxo

It's a she-man.

[pinkfuzz9009]

@michi7xoxo he's a man =] if you ever get the chance to read the old comic books from the 50s (which is what this series sprouted from) they refer to him as a 'he' lol and looks more like one in the comics also =]

[MrKjames1]

they don't make shows like this anymore i used to love this shit

[LeoLovesNature]

gold digger

[Markohoppis]

Tales from the Darkside is a rated G version of TFTC. Tales from the Darkside was campy, fun, light hearted, more sci-fi, and geared more toward children. Tales from the Crypt was dark, realistic dealing with adult themes, contained nudity, gore, and was geared more toward adults. Instead of True Blood in the late 80's and early 90's on HBO, there was Tales from the Crypt.

Except for the movie "Tales from the Darkside" which is more like TFTC than the actual TFTC movies.

[WumWip]

Coco the clown is scary... Hey isn't there another episode of TFTC that's about a clown?

[PunkStar6661]

I remember being 3,4 and watching this. I enjoyed it so much haha.

[rem2267]

@PunkStar6661 -- Ahh, nice wholesome viewing for a child that age...

[PunkStar6661]

@rem2267 That's probably why I'm so messed up haha

[shadowspiyre99]

they need to bring this back

[jzoren]

i almost rather watch brokeback moutain than twilight... twilight was pretty lame

[0fall0out0girl]

aw i used to watch this when i was like ofur r sumten haha hes my boyfriend i used to say :S

[rem2267]

@0fall0out0girl -- you sound like a retard.

[0fall0out0girl]

@rem2267 your mas a retart

[stephenarchie]

twilight is so fuckin gay

[Rycan18]

HBO should bring the show back

[FragileBitch]

So urr dry corpes can "stiff"

[EmAmazingVids]

lmaoooo.

[UACmarine2O8]

1:20

I can't believe I laughed at a lame joke. >.>

[saveonesavetheworld]

it's very unsettling when he calls his "wife" "kiddo". weird. I mean it sounds cute but it irks me. sounds like a dad talking to his daughter.

[xwngmlx]

his jokes r so corny....

[YellowJacketY2J]

It's Zack Galligan from Gremlins!

[ShowMeTheWaysOf]

If anyone likes this great horror stuff and your looking for more, You can check out another old school horror show called Tales From the Darkside.

Its fucking great. Similar to this.

[tephygirl23]

I know. I found Tales from the Darkside on SyFy (then Scifi). It's not as gruesome as Tales from the Crypt but very good.

[DrDevilDD]

@tephygirl23 or The Twilight Zone XD

[hippypeace]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf Tales from the crypt is much much better than Tales From the Darkside. TFTD episodes are unrealistic and borderline cheesy.

[WorshipInTruth]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf Tales from the Darkside is not even half as good as Tales From the Crypt but it brings back the same type of nostalgia.

[Crazy56U]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf If by "similar" you mean "more fucked up".

[ShowMeTheWaysOf]

@Crazy56U uhh...I guess? lol it's just a simialar show in the way it tells tales like this.

[RetroJenny]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf I liked Tales From the Darkside. It's a bit more dated than Tales From the Crypt, but it brings back childhood memories.

[Toad66161]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf

I agree ;D Tale from the darkside is a thumbs up!

And that is why my mind is so corrupted right now,because I use to watch these shows when I was three :D

[grimlockfire]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf yah its really great and u should try is the outer limit

[curtsphobias]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf I think I heard from somewhere that the people that made TFTD, made TFTC!

[urbandenizen]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf Tales From the Darkside is great, so is The Outer Limits, I wish someone would upload the Nightmare on Elm Street episodes from the series based on the film.

[jimbrown257]

@ShowMeTheWaysOf

The 80s horror shows were the best; I grew up watching those.

Monsters was also pretty good. The Hitchhiker (though not really horror) was great. Also Ray Bradbury Presents.

[spideyman2099]

This is on AVGN's top ten list

[electro2099]

I FUCKING HATE PUPPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except the puppet master ones those guys are bad ass!

[MzBrittanyLUV]

This was a modernized version of Twilight Zone. I luv both shows!

[Ichigoro666]

Dude I love the Crypt keeper he's fucking hilarious!

[finalfantasy1912]

my favorite episodes were this one, The Third Pig, Death of Some Salesmen, Carrion Death, the Assassin, Fitting Punishment, i mean theres too many to name two thumbs up

[TheDarkregicide]

7:48 by the looks of tht dude in the blue i can tell it was made in the early 90's

[UACmarine2O8]

If your a girl, good for you.

If your a homo however... Fag.

[wasteof30seconds]

pedafile!

[jesuslovesrhcp]

whats the best tales from the crypt episodes

[terrorfestival]

And All Through The House, Carrion Death, The Third Pig, Love Come Hack To Me, Only Sin Deep, The Man Who Was Death, Cutting Cards, and The Thing From The Grave. If you want to see which episodes sound good to you, go to Wikipedia and type in List of Tales from the Crypt episodes. There's too many to name.

[UACmarine2O8]

What about Yellow?

That one's 1 hour long!

[terrorfestival]

@UACmarine2O8 Oh yeah. Totally forgot about that one, and that was one of the best ones, too!

[Adamguy2003]

A few of my favorites which he didn't mention were 'What's Cookin,' 'Split Personality,' 'Werewolf Concerto,' and 'Korman's Kalamity.'

This one's really good, too.

[fatboybolanos]

omg i remember watching this when i was like 5.

Everytime i watched it that skeleton guy scared the fuck out of me.

[xtlhogciao]

It's the main character from the Gremlins movies.

Aside from Gizmo of course. It's Zach Galligan.

This is the only thing I've ever seen this guy in other than the two Gremlins movies, so they could have at least thrown in Phoebe Cates as the girl for the male audience.

[MrBP1994]

@1126robby i luved twilight once i watched it! I always h8ed it when i didn't see it i'm just attached to it now idk y? I also am a fan of team jacob....yes it is bcuz of looks......srry had to throw that out there.....

[HORRoRFrEak4EvEr1]

@1126robby the only thing good aboutu twilight is bella is hot

[royaltyguy420]

@1126robby shut the fuck up queer boy. god damn kid faggot

[cola1301]

@1126robby i agree with you, Kirsten stinks but edward was kind of hot. still you are right they could have chosen a muscular man instead of that skinny wimp paterson he sucked and the movie was very gay indeed.

[ilikescreamo1991]

@1126robby i have a question what the fuck does twilight gotta do with tftc

[ourawsomenessshow]

im afraid of being alone with men...(im just a wittle girl lol 12 yrs old) yea hand at around 8:33 that gusy sorta looks like jasper from twilight

[MrStillmans]

The Crypt Keeper at the beginning said her married a younger woman.

[samuraishinobi]

Man I never thought I see Donald o connor in this show. Still an amazing actor no matter what.

[TheAngelmisa]

I love this series!!!!

[lamujermaslinda]

no ugly clown can beat the hideous clown that i keep seeing in my nightmares as a child

[1y114]

I think that episode is the Fitting punishment :D

[stewiexdarkness]

I believe it's called Fitting Death.

[Misery812]

is that young girl his doughter or his wife ??

[MobHeataEnt]

thats his doughter, he likes to sleep with his doughter and french kiss her. tiss lol

[albaniandude6]

yea i no wat is she

[blackheart103]

He likes to kiss his daughter, that's all. What are you, five?

[pajaro627]

god that clown in creepy

[pajaro627]

ahh i missed this show

[YAhomeGURLGG]

wow those were the days... i would get so scared to go to bed and then i wouldnt even have nightmares lol i think i was like 5 or 6 i guess

[808Lana]

i used to have such a crush on that young guy when i saw gremlins.

[KatsRDaBestNY]

that young guy is the guy from gremlins,that was a good movie too.

[Tykovni]

I remember when i was 6-8 I used to watch this,it was really scary,now its just really funny.

[tencents6]

They wanted it to be scary. So don't feel ashamed. That's sorta a compliment for the creators.

[leech2008]

Well, as Matthew Perry says on Friends, "You remember after seeing Jaws how long it took to go back in the water" LOL

[leech2008]

Me too. I guess that means he's doing his job.

[PPMcky]

oh no, it's not silly at all, i know some people who are afraid of mirrors too. everyone has their fears. at least you're not afraid of something silly like a peach or olives. lol some people are deathly ill of anything =P

[PPMcky]

wtf?! she's a knockout! and he's fallen and he cant get up D8

[PPMcky]

it's okay, those dummies are my greatest fear. i cant even be in the same room as them

[freetobefreddy]

I don't get it. That old fart looks about 55 and she looks 25???

[krisstoffjavaughn]

puppets do what hell no!am scared!

[c64c64c64]

i remember the day I found out puppets were really alive and came alive when you weren't looking at them. That day was a bad one.