Why would "Dimitri The Lover" spread viral marketing that makes him look like a complete failure at picking up women? He works the numbers game so it was only a matter of time before the cat came out of the bag.
It's not so rare! These people really exsist! They roll up on you outta nowhere, lay their spiel on you, then depart w/you thinking "huh? where did that come from?" Life would be dull w/out them!
This guy is so full of himself that he created an excuse for not being called back. Of course if she wouldn't call back it would be because she is on medications! What an asshole. Well acted dude. BTW I am one of the few guys in the city who doesn't have issues about himself!
HAHAHHA maybe u were abused or ur mom had cancer.. HAHAHHAHAA ooh man this is hilarious. there is nothing better than this.. hahah talk about living a relationship via voicemail.. i like how he set the ultimatum, "im deleteing your fon number RIGHT NOW"
if you dont call me by. then.. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH loser
friend, i've just finished with part 1 and i'm half way through part 2, which i must now view again. impressive lip syncing. i mean... nice! very fucking nice!! like you, i'm out here using my powers for good. thanks for saving my ass with your art. i give it 6 stars. kudos!
That was some of the sickest acting i have ever seen. u had me in stitches. can u find any more of his stuff and do some more reenactments. I would pay to see that!
lmao EWWW DOUCHEEEEEEEE...I hate cocky fuckers like this...get over yourself. This is hilarious though.
Shannonmdempsey 2 hours ago
I almost pissed myself when I heard it on Mark and Brian! Hilarious!!
TheDarkkstarr 1 month ago
Wait, she said she was interested, why? 0:30
shadowclock12 11 months ago
@shadowclock12 ... she was probably so surprised at his come-on she reacted by just being polite while thinking "huh?, oh no way!"
Zaerino 9 months ago
what's wrong with you people if i was a woman or gay id be all over this guy however im neither
nogodbob 1 year ago
Bet this guy gets laid like a rock star!~
BestLion75 1 year ago
These messages are real.
Why would "Dimitri The Lover" spread viral marketing that makes him look like a complete failure at picking up women? He works the numbers game so it was only a matter of time before the cat came out of the bag.
guysmy 2 years ago
better than first
AbsterViolin 2 years ago
this happened in Toronto, Canada. Not SF. Not sure how that rumour got started
miller43 2 years ago
games like in stupid tv shows... lol...........
pgup002 2 years ago
great song... wats the name of it lol
libracat 2 years ago
"You probably went home early. I'll grant you that. If you don't call me back by 3:00 PM Thursday afternoon."
ecliptic1101 2 years ago 3
Narcissism and extreme delusions.
fosterch 2 years ago 2
She gave it to you to get rid of you - your calls weren't welcomed anyway!
Thanks to Mark & Brian for playing this relelntlessly from the get-go, it's been hilarious to hear the feedback from this guys calls.
Belit01 2 years ago
It's not her real line anyway. She probably gave him the "Joke Line" just to record douches and put them on the internet.
capitalmindz 2 years ago
Mark & Brian LOL! I love them!
sanoriley 2 years ago 5
LOL I can't believe this was an actual message left for someone...What a dickhole douche
Marvin24241 2 years ago
It's not so rare! These people really exsist! They roll up on you outta nowhere, lay their spiel on you, then depart w/you thinking "huh? where did that come from?" Life would be dull w/out them!
Belit01 2 years ago 4
@Belit01 totally true. Ugh.
cajungial 9 months ago
This guy is so full of himself that he created an excuse for not being called back. Of course if she wouldn't call back it would be because she is on medications! What an asshole. Well acted dude. BTW I am one of the few guys in the city who doesn't have issues about himself!
antoniocherry 2 years ago
HAHAHHA maybe u were abused or ur mom had cancer.. HAHAHHAHAA ooh man this is hilarious. there is nothing better than this.. hahah talk about living a relationship via voicemail.. i like how he set the ultimatum, "im deleteing your fon number RIGHT NOW"
if you dont call me by. then.. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH loser
DjElixur 2 years ago
1:37 - 1:42 oh the irony
YokieDokieArtichoke 2 years ago
This is how I pictured him ... LOL
SharonE101 2 years ago
maybe you are abused in childhood..LMAO..what the fucking moron
BJORG99 3 years ago
friend, i've just finished with part 1 and i'm half way through part 2, which i must now view again. impressive lip syncing. i mean... nice! very fucking nice!! like you, i'm out here using my powers for good. thanks for saving my ass with your art. i give it 6 stars. kudos!
TalcumX 3 years ago
thank you for putting a face on Dimitri!! Good visual enactment! Go BrothaE
geezerfeeder 3 years ago 8
This comment has received too many negative votes show
only gave you 3 stars... i was to weirded out about the chest hair...
ronbuddyshatman 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GENERICCEREAL67 3 years ago
Dude Fawking owned it. hahah no joke u killed it.
Jamezcon 3 years ago
its dimitri in real flesh!!!!!
azwipo 3 years ago
Excellent - good job - my only suggestion, you should have wore more gold chains!
tom48gray 3 years ago
That was some of the sickest acting i have ever seen. u had me in stitches. can u find any more of his stuff and do some more reenactments. I would pay to see that!
HopeSo83 3 years ago 8