Fast Punches

[DrCarmac]

For those of you who don't me, my name is Dean Daly also known as, DrCarmac.

I am the second son of God.

That's Jesus - me.

On 13th December, I stepped out to my back garden in anticipation of the toughest test you can ever imagine.

The voice of Satan, (that's The Devil to you) came forth from the ground and said, "Can you stand the test of eternity mortal?"

Then it was a duel between myself and Satan.

Then we're talking all good in Heaven vs all evil in Hell.

We won. Peace.

[DrCarmac]

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The bond we share brother.

Sword-brother.

It's killing us.

It's achingly beautiful.

[FacebookBeanBaly04]

Possibly, eh?

Anything's possible, cunt.

[FacebookBeanBaly04]

This is the pussiest line I have ever heard from a man ever, in my entire life:

I won't retreat. I shall hold my position, possibly even advance.

You won't retreat, yes. You'll hold your position, yes. When it comes to advancing?

Possibly?

Well done bro.



[TheIrishAreOurSlaves]

@FacebookBeanBaly04 "I won't retreat. I shall hold my position, possibly even advance."

What's wrong with that? If it's possible to advance I will. It's just sensible, Robert.

[TheIrishAreOurSlaves]

You an punch as fast as you want, it doesn't mean you'll ever hurt anyone.

:)

[DrCarmac]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves I've punched faster than this. I've punched harder than this. See that 2nd punch? That punch would hurt you. That punch would hurt anyone.

Hear the sound it makes? That's the bones and joints in my arm making noise as I strike, very very fast.

The reason it makes a sound is because there's nothing to cushion the blow. No opponent. As you fully extend you're arm with a strike at that speed, that's the sound it makes.

If I had been punching an opponent, arm makes no sound.

[DrCarmac]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves What was the worst I've ever hurt a man? I've never hurt a woman. Or animal for that matter. Or insect.

I punched a guy in the face once. Then he punched me in the face. Didn't feel it. Less than a bee-sting It was as if he hadn't even thrown a punch.

Then I punched him again. Then he started crying. Then he took a curved blade about 6 inches long, out of it's scabbard, which he wore on his right hip, under his clothes.

He then pursued me, with the intention to kill me.

[TheIrishAreOurSlaves]

@DrCarmac So you're the type of guy who wouldn't even hurt a fly, but watch out blade wielding mad men?

I'm not buying it. Even though you're giving it away for free.

Interesting how you say it was "Less than a bee-sting" That shit hurts. No one likes being stung by bees. Now I know you're full of shit.

[DrCarmac]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves I didn't watch him out. I ran, like my life depended on it. Which it did.

The punch hurt, yes. But I didn't feel it. It's called adrenaline. Google it.

I've never been stung by a bee.

The blade wielding mad man, his name was: ROBERT THORNTON.

And yes he was a psycho, an utter psycho.

Facebook my friend. Facebook.

I have friends who witnessed this.

They were the one's who calmed him down.

[TheIrishAreOurSlaves]

@DrCarmac It hurt less than a bee-sting, but you didn't feel it, even though it hurt, and you've never been stung by a bee.

How can you compare it to a bee-sting if you don't know what a bee sting feels like? If you didn't feel it then you can't claim it hurt.

You are Robert Thornton, aren't you? A blade wielding maniac from beyond the Moon.

[DrCarmac]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves I'm going to enjoy killing you.

Ever held a Katana, lad?

Irishfreedom has 2 Katana's.

I've held them in my hand's. They're not heavy.

I'm going to enjoy killing you.

Retreat, lad.

[TheIrishAreOurSlaves]

@DrCarmac I won't retreat. I shall hold my position, possibly even advance.

I haven't held a Katana, nor have I ever held a dying giraffe. I'm not sure what your point is.

If you're going to kill me then at least wash your hands first.

[FacebookBeanBaly04]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves You did retreat. You did not hold. You shall not hold. You never held your position.

You caved, you fled, you retreated, worse than any man, woman or child, I've ever seen in my life ever.

For what?

No, I'm not going to kill you? What? I'm joking around in front of a mirror.

Ok, I'll wash my hands. Wash your's.

The one's that belong to you.

[FacebookBeanBaly04]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves You stole my identity, you sick bastard.

Do you realize how sick that is?

I'm a better human being because of you.

[FacebookBeanBaly04]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves I saw through you. You're transparent.

The second I glanced at your username.

[DrCarmac]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves I evaded him and someone else watching nearby managed to calm him down.

I was 15 years of age.

Then I went to maths class.

[FacebookBeanBaly04]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves You must seek help lad.

You must speak to a qualified mental health professional.

There's no shame in it lad, no shame, no shame, not an ounce of shame.

[JordanDinstrumentals]

@TheIrishAreOurSlaves speed makes power the more power you have causes more damage lol but i agree this videos fukin weird lol

[dwarvinicus]

Oh and battlefield?

I'm fucking paving the way towards survival after a nuclear war my good man!

I will be the one leading the surviving troops towards a new world, roving and scavenging every last part of this god forsaken earth!

You're just a asshole trying to be cool...

[DrCarmac]

@dwarvinicus ;(

It's just a joke video really. I just made and uploaded it because I was bored.

It's hard to throw a good strike when your recording yourself with your other hand and looking in the mirror.

If I had someone else recording me, I could throw a strike that would make you go, "...Whoa..."

Whoa: An expression of surprise.

I am an asshole, but I'm not trying to be cool.

I'll join you. It'll be like Fallout 3. Lmao.

[dwarvinicus]

Wtf are you inviting me to be friends, whahaha, why is your arm twitching? got some bad twitches, you should see a doctor! hahahaha!

[DrCarmac]

@dwarvinicus I'm relaxing my arm before I throw a strike.