Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy

[jlowe424]

So, Quiet Clone is basically a more masculine and competent version of Chuck Norris?

[lokuh90210]

*watches video* *gives up on common sense*

[07clk350]

A second penman on the grassy knoll?

[davegrohl94]

apotheke is german for drugstore

[SwampThing48]

Revenge Clone was a thing before anyone knew about him! Maybe he got ahold of the time machine?

[l7852]

I will go to sleep when there are no more videos of you on the right side of the screen!

[mistyquest]

That kid's got HOPS

[evetreez]

But my favorite on is our sun.... arson

[LadyJuse]

OMG TIM HORTONS MUG!

[JDB70x7]

yes timmies!!

[girlofmanythoughts]

wheezy, r u fire-proof????

[starholder5]

HEY WHEEZY! You got me saying everything in threes!!

[PatternedCats]

Someone's a natural Spiderman...

[shisumi1]

quiet clone threw the other pen to counter the first pen. i have the rare abbility to hear and understand quiet clone.

[thebatmobile516]

you definitely said "sohrry" in Canadian. i translated. you meant 'sorry.'

[pchenester]

hey TIM HORTONS! YES :)

[VlogN3rds]

It's always the quiet ones...

[sinnoh2014]

the second pen was the pen ricocheting from the explosion

[SonatinaVirtuoso]

Your voice is relaxing.

[totallyleafy]

Argyle Sweater.

LOVE.

[Ayashisama]

I love the Wheezy Wiki. Quite Clone vids HURRRAAAAYYYYY!

[ChristinaWolfle]

this was uploaded on my 14 year old birthday

[Ffilc23456]

TIM HORTONS IS AMAZING THAT MADE MY DAY

[RareVideoGuy]

Hey Wheezy, Quiet Clone did it to try to explode the other EXPLOTION!, sorry, other exploding pen that way it wouldn't hit you.

[AdamantSystems]

Don't worry Quiet Clone, I still love you.

[sethboy66]

i'm european but i don't wear shirts so i will have to turn down that offer.

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

HOLY SHIT the beginning scared me out of my mind!

[WhatTheyDontKnow2291]

Craig. Europeans don't wear shirts.

[pupeeck]

CRAIG IT WAS THE QUIET CLONE !!!

[tobzyayme]

oh my gosh the quiet clone threw the second pen! hes dead to me.......

[DeterministClockWork]

Timmies!? Closet Canuck?

[YRtrnMusicEqualsLife]

OMG YES!! this vid is on my birthday xD

[sportsstar1998]

you exploded bunnys and kitttens :*(

cry cry cry cry

[therewindeffect]

@sportsstar1998 actually THE CLONE exploded bunnies and kittens but don't worry, he got what he deserved.

[regularguy5mb]

*GASPS*

Quiet Clone!? How could you?

[Marlage]

TIM HORTONS! Yay <3

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Rudytheboss100]

Wait a minute, is that a second exploding pen?!

[heatperu13]

My mom asked why there were explosions coming from my room. I responded, It's explosion Wednesday.

[TheRealSallyBeescomb]

imagine trying to explain to your boyfriend that you don't like their beard, but you are allowed to have a bag with a picture of a beard on it because i am a beardlover. not as easy as that sounds, although reading back it doesn't sound very easy. ^.^

[Geoshi]

Tim's coffee mug? Canadian pride!

[yellowpenguin123]

i should be sleeping right now but the second pen conspiracy is keeping me awake.

[TheAussieBrooke]

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION flowers and birds and bunnys and kittens EXPLOSION

[ToxicMindJunk]

I love Craig's sweater.

[GumiYummi]

I'm watching this instead of sleep.

[MrInVaDaHZIMfAn101]

Tim hortons = Canadian xD your the best Wheezy

[PUPPYLUVE44]

@MrInVaDaHZIMfAn101 Canadian and East Coast of American....Im here on the west coast....being all jealous...not having amazing coffee and donuts....*CRY*

[vibraphonics]

Moe Szyslak didn't seem to have a problem.

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@dapizz1

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"D) At least 100 firemen report of having seen explosions as they fell."

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You should watch my video on 911 explosion witness'. Explosions are expected in building fires. Explosions don't have to mean bomb.

[wouldntchangeathing9]

ah that burns! ah that burns in such an unusual way!

[gdude725]

it needs to be a thing

[imjohnandyouare]

"Soary you had to explode" This isn't Canada Craig.

[LunarDragonWolfess]

@1994Earl i know! this guy is my fave youtuber, he is just so awesome!! and a vid almost EVERY DAY?!

[Orenjification]

why is conspiracy written 3 times? 3 x the number of W's in Wheezywaiter is 6!! conspiracy conspiracy conspiracy = 666!!!!!! 666 = devil!!!!!!!!!! wheezywaiter is secretly the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[MagicTabs]

Haha. Apothéke means pharmacy in German. Without the apostrophe. Nice name for a bar. EXPLOSION.

[Ps3LegiTT]

Hey Wheezy, Where Did your clones come from

[dapizz1]

@WandaBukowski Hey. I would just like to say that what you said it totally wrong. A) The building WERE built to withstand a plane, the engineers say so. B) Plane fuel, no matter what, has no half the power to melt steel beam like in the Twin Towers. C) The supports were insulated in the Twin Towers to withstand the flames. D) At least 100 firemen report of having seen explosions as they fell. E) The building fell without any resistance, free-fall speed, basically saying the beams were blown up.

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@dapizz1

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"A) The building WERE built to withstand a plane, the engineers say so"

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Nope, might want to check.

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@dapizz1

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"D) At least 100 firemen report of having seen explosions as they fell."

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You should watch my video on 911 explosion witness'. Explosions are expected in building fires. Explosions don't have to mean bomb.

[soniutzaa]

hothothothothot :)))

[sfgvrich]

@dapizz1 lol

[dapizz1]

9/11 was all a thing by the American government to have a reason to invade the Middle East. Towers don't fall like that with just a plane flying into them. As far as I know, the Empire State Building's still there, that had a plane hit it. I'm just saying. Not trying to gather haters or anything, just the truth.

[WandaBukowski]

@dapizz1

I know it looked strange the way the towers went down but the towers were not designed to withstand a plane hit. The inner steel supports melted, then buckled from the burning fuel.

I think the Empire State building was designed to withstand a plane hit for some odd reason.

Besides, the plane that hit the Empire State bld. was a smaller one with less fuel. Truth depends on which expert you talk to. We'll never know the whole truth.

[Sacordell1]

to funny man!

[Snowwyoyo]

has anyone tried to contact Oprah so Wheezy can make Explosion Wednesday a thing? D;

[rainingdemon]

Explosion Wednesday scares me :(

[Melabbymom]

Oh it must be quiet clone! Quiet clone must have been talking, and later thrown the 2nd exploding pen! Could it be the signs of a clone rovolt? We shall have to see in future videos made by WHEEZY WAITOR!

[breezyfish]

Wheezy, I put you in 1080p and now I can see how truely beautiful your beard is.

[ISeanVerson2]

:-/ i wanna buy a wheezy shirt but i live in Australia :(

[CTLan3]

lol a guy that acts like a 12 year old with a lisp and cant read (analyst is a real word, they didn't just misspell analysis, there was no reason for you to add "-sis" to try and cover up your ignorance) calling conspiracy theories "stupid, dumb, and really dumb"?? What's "stupid, dumb, and really dumb" is someone who buys the story that an ENTIRE building collapsed at free fall speed from...fire...from another building... clearly you know nothing about buildings... or fire lmao.

[jack0lino]

One Question:

WHY DID YOU NOT IMMEDIATELY MAKE A VIDEO WHEN SCARLETT JOHANSON LEFT RYAN REYNOLDS?

[KSaebinMusic]

Oprah told me to tell you that she is strongly against making Explosion Wednesday a thing! :o

[chuckles548]

TIM HORTONS FTW!!!!! Canada rules!!!

[wrathofme123]

2:45 what the f*ding kinda gerbal is that guy!?!?!?!?!?!

[Barrmicetero8]

the arrow didn't move!

[iamzid]

didn't you know that the world trade centers were blown up on purpose? THANK YOU U.S. GOVERNMENT! A TOAST TO YOUR WAR ON TERROR! MAY WE BE TERRIFIED OF YOU FOR YEARS TO COME!

EXPLOSION!!

[robotobor909]

Does hair shampoo stunt human growth?

[Eggy1357]

4444 people *Explosion*

[harold14]

it was quiet clone :O

[Jasonvc95]

what's with the juming kid at the end?

[TechFreak60]

Funny how like 20 people replyed its not a thing yet to my comment about 'I always forget its EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY'

[lamentlovesong]

i'm so glad you haven't fed quiet clone to the alligators. he's my favorite clone :D

[pepperonniepizza]

@SMFortissimo THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!! i think we should just copy and paste it to every explosion wednesday video until he caves XD

[theitshows]

but that conspiracy is TRUE

[eduardog3000]

When you said "I'm sorry you had to explode." You said "sorry" like a Canadian.

[rizi951]

I've noticed a new trend in comments and thats talking about how people are sick of seeing trending comments. oh irony how I love thee ^.^

[ForevaNewsh]

It annoys the hell out of me when people's comment of the video is just:

"Quote""Quote""Quote""Quote""Q­uote""Quote""Quote""Quote""Quo­te""Quote""Quote""Quote""Quote­""Quote"... You get the idea -_-

Can you really not be more creative with your comments? ^_-

[p00nerbro1]

@ForevaNewsh YOU'RE IN TERMS QUOTING THE QUOTERS.

DUNDUNDUN.

[splicegrrl]

"flowers and birds and bunnies and kittens" is gonna become a thing. i know it. and yay for mumbly clone.

[TheGarnerjustin73]

theres nothing stupid, dumb, or really dumb about world trade center building 7, anyone who does research will change there own mind.

[TheMrMochabear]

the wink at the end was epic

[slo1174]

CRAP. I only just now saw the free EU shipping code! One day late, are you serious? Damn it... Will there ever be free EU shipping for wheezy shoes, bc I'm dying over here!

[blindmovies]

"Ahh this burns!! Ahh this burns in such an unusual way!!!!" great =D

[MrSickTwisted]

Keep this episode going I want a big battle... Yu vs. Clones

[TheReeceroni]

quiet clone sounds like micheal cera

[anamarya123456]

I don't like explosion wednsday ...

[AbbyTheVloger]

im opra hacking this account and i say EXPLOSION WENSDAY IS A THING FOR SHURE

[speakeasyyy]

TIM HORTONS! IM SO GOING THERE FOR BREAKFAST NOW!

[pml8]

@bloomingdedalus offering your criticizing here too... well you know how it goes,

To see bloomingdaelus get owend see "The God Delusion Excerpt: Hate Mail" I enjoyed it.

[battIeforge]

Quiet clone is quiet

[xXTibleoAndOdwyXx]

type gift b4 utube and ull get a suprise

[AllMightyBosch]

you know its a thing when you dont know if you want it to be a thing

[stefanlouter]

@zeekyboogydoog826 talk about what? you're not amking any sense man! get ahold of yourself!

[jakehejkal]

YOU SAID SURRY!!!! XD

[browneyedgirl899]

not making explosion wednesday a thing is in fact a thing :)

[andalusia842]

1:45-1:51 I LOVE! "FIRE!"

[samoward]

Was I the only one that rewinded the end bit when the kid jumped to the window?

[MissKennedy58]

I want to see your cloning machine ... really badly!! Please show us Craig? I will be your friend?

[Imlilmissme]

OMG who was that?!

[JBfan624]

LOL!

"explosion! explosion! explosion! explosion!...flowers and birds and bunnies and kittens. EXPLOSION!!!!"

me and my friend quote you all the time!

[zippetydoo4]

watch "fireworks" by katy perry... its the most explosions i have ever seen in one video!

[abcdemily7895]

CLONEspiracy?!?!?!

[SadaXer]

I can't say Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy fast...

...There should be a race...

[llAileenll]

if you don't want to beleive it you wont beleive it . I hate conspiracy theories too , but this has too much facts that the building didnt come down only fom the plane to just overlook it .. but the wrong has been done and its too late now anyway ,nomatter if it was terrorists or something else.

Google Loose Change 2 !

greetings from a faithful fan out of Germany C:

EXPLOOHSION

[Tahonamaya]

I love your shirt in this video wheezy!

[NerdfighterCutty123]

And the quiet clone strikes again...

dun dun DUNN!!

[ahlaenxna]

I thought 'our son' was gonna be a pun with 'arson' :(

[mouzeron]

YOU HAVE THE NEW TIM HORTONS CHINA MUG! (every canadian watching this is excited)

[LindorVlog]

Nice mug, Wheezy! That could mean face or coffee cup... and in this case it means both ;)

[moronicsocks]

I just clicked on the santa vs. santa and got sent to a site about becoming an undergraduate...

[PainlessView]

loved the intro =)

[FearsomeEnder]

@bloomingdedalus O.o no really what third building he said something about a third building im confused

[YouRSoJewish]

TIM HORTONS!!!1!!!one!!111!!

[Riot1TV]

Timmies mug FTW.

I'm happy Canada is staying with you. Because you sure stay with us<3

[XxtoomanyXsxX]

"pound it" "ah, ow! hotototototot!!!!"

[ThatNorthernGirl]

Hey please check out my channel! I am a teenage girl trying to achieve my dream and become a youtube partner! I have potential but I need help from the wonderful youtube community! Please dont freak....take a peak:)

[SuperFashiongirl18]

in the NY Times, the bartender was caught playing with fire! lol

[TheTimRockey]

Timmy Ho's Mug! FTW!!

[RoryBecktar]

0:18 you said "sorry" the canadian way.

[XxtoomanyXsxX]

@RoryBecktar I'm Canadian, that's actually how Canadians apologize, eh?

[haleymariex0]

Quiet clone sounds like micheal cera

[bbs2oo4]

I love the alarm clock smoke alarm!

[Frimf]

New channel, wheezy daily vlogs, that is all.

[flickeringembers]

hey wheezy Im Oprah, and i want you to make explosion wednesday a thing :)

[TyrannasaurusJosie]

everyone loves quiet clone.

[staringatclouds1]

i think craig is really a clone deep inside his own conspiracy

and denies all other conspiracies to cover his own tangled web of conspiracies

[CaneSugarCane]

THis ranks as my favourite video intro of all time.

[StarInvasion]

I'm surprised you havent just sent angsty clone and quiet clone into the aligator pit yet.

[hersheytexas123]

@StarInvasion Quiet Cone is too quiet for graig to find, and angsty clone was probley made today.

[Minnegermangirl]

apotheke is german haha, it means farmacy

[FMAfanFMA]

I love quiet clone. <3

[suprspecialawsm]

quiet clone! <3

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

Why is EVERY FUCKING DAY Wednesday explosion day..

[owleyeseveryone]

"theyre gonna get a real kick outta that" hahaha

[Strike0329]

1:41 very sneaky Tobuscus reference: hothothothothothothothot

[TheTerryPerry]

im incapable of winking

*BLINK*

[aminimevlogs]

Tim Hortons mug! Awesome! :)

[Samuel0962]

Stupid clone you almost blew up the Supernote Trophy!

[sandman132435]

im starting to get sick of explosion wednesday.

[FearsomeEnder]

the third building that fell in the twin tower thing?

[IAmNinjaMan2000]

its supposed to say analyst, as in a person

you said analysis, which is spelled wrong

it was supposed to be analyst

its is pronounced an-nuh-list

STUPID!!!

...

nah

[pmckeown40]

omfg ninja wink!

[ladyrainicorn1]

Dear Crige I do you even bother to actully put coffie in the cup when filming?

O_o

(P.S. did I spellz your name right)

[FarSightOfTheMoon]

CUTE THINGS EXPLODING uh humruh huh hurmruh huh HUUM

(I forgot the words....)

[Sufimancer]

damn! i thought he forgot to say hey "beard lovers!"

[gogoteca]

Wheezy, I know you probably won't be reading this comment, but i would really like you to answer a few questions about your clones...

[zoeggr]

TIM HORTONS OH MY GOD. CANADIAN.

[xROBERTxDAVISx]

winsontech1 is a black clone of wheezy

[ChaosLordAMJ]

i love wheezy waiter!!!

[JustinRCampbell88]

if you can admit there is such evil in the world to kill a couple thousand people, it is not that big of a stretch to believe it was a bunch of people in control of the country who did it as opposed to a bunch of other people controlling another country.

who had motivation to do it? who had ability to do it? i think a bunch of educated Caucasians scheming in a room would be just as believable as Muslims in a cave. the government spewing an "official" story is just not enough evidence for me.

[BRANSCOMBEx]

i love timmies!!

[DylanPatrickRoy]

woo! Tim Horton's!

[kinkatchu]

"Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Flowers... Birds.... Bunnies.... Kittens... Explosion!" :D

[jongmagee]

hey Weezywaiter

you should watch ZeitGeist

[mumbo666]

Keep pressing 8 on your keyboard. (Not the NumPad)

*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*

[jongmagee]

@mumbo666

dont get it

[Palatard]

0:46

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Azurca123]

you're pretty cool and sometimes funny but why do i get the feeling that you're a virgin?