Stagehand Fail

[Lenna646]

Is that the new janitor??? Guess he got fired..

[ViteloElyos]

<- german

this is a famous scene in germany xD

i love it .-.

[GreatestCommentEver]

WTF

[JessOnTheRun]

this is a rehearsal of the Tageschau Nachtrichten (daily show news), which is extremely high integrity (unlike USA, they have real news)... but during the actual live broadcast (8pm) the anchors always read their news from a teleprompter (presuming) as they never have loose papers...sometimes they stand.

[AnnyTheDonut]

Guten Morgen ---> Moorhuhn :D

[toshi888]

Morgen!

[VoidTroopiez]

Deutschland FTW xDD

[TheLegitDex]

i dont get it so she was germa.. OH I SAW THAT GUY HES A NINJA!!!

[afgsimpsons]

die liest ja nur ab

[moneyman1029]

You know what really is a fail?

Failblog showing the comments for a millisecond.

Why bother putting them up?

[MrMudmouth]

how is that a fail? i couldnt see anyone in the back

[FluroNikkie]

C'mon... the camera man even tried to zoom in so you couldn't see the guy!

[LATQueens]

Lol he walks around like that we can't see him.

[MyJoker96]

@LATQueens LOL true

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

African ninja.

[plumtation]

Click cc in the bottom right then go to transcribe audio, 0:06 is incredible!

[Villaking1337]

Bye bye purse... you will be missed.

[durdenmercury123]

Thats when christian bale bursts in and says hes gonna "KICK HIS FUCKIN ASS!"

[schneeevchen]

the best is: at the beginning she says "good morning" to the people who are watching the show and the guy says "good morning" too XDXD

[BinkowStudios]

He wasn't stealing, why would he WALK in front of a green screen and in FRONT on a camera behind her to steal a purse? I hope you guys are joking.

[ZZ0mBi33]

lol no need to duck we already saw you

[DonCrazy92594]

Ninja

[ermoney14]

THIEFT

[TheSpiffmiesterBro]

That was definitely Tyler, The Creator.

[manozr]

new intern

[Zenithson05]

he shouldnt have ducked and stuff

then it would have looked like it was on purpose

[vfb619]

first she said morning to the people who watch tv, then the guy answered her morning with a morning too xD

Pls thumbs up so everyone that is not german can understand this :D

[tjhwwweee]

holy crap does the background say, "uber"?

[Much2Lame]

@tjhwwweee its the word über, it means about in german

[jasonjuicyfruit]

einfach nur FAIL :D

Anfänger halt

[jasonjuicyfruit]

einfach nur FAIL :D

[ginganinja714]

0:26-0:28 "You can't see me you can't see me you can't see me..."

[Landotter1]

She looks like a 15 yo boy.... scary

[yokris0]

Smooth James Bond

[thawuchiha]

Noob Saibot Wins!!!!

[mexijew]

He had to be black goddam

[wildhias]

Morgen -lol

[MrAleper]

did he dead?

[Paulbarbato]

Whoa, she's like the German version of Rachel Maddow.

[jjeepster02]

@Paulbarbato yes,but without a dick.

[Paulbarbato]

@jjeepster02 Lol!

[duon44]

lol the dude answers on guten morgen

[JOJEY93]

she says "good morning" to the camera and he answers "hello" xD

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

he's like a ninja. i barely notice him.

[DerHobbyloseHater]

German news FAIL soooooo hard. :D

[samg013]

fuck dat nigga mang

[TheKaycen]

I love the duck walk he does to leave as opposed to just NOT walking in front of the camera.

[mask2697]

"notice that if you hit transcribe audio it says "I dont get nothing looks like fun fun fun fun fun sexual activity"

[somebodyindahouse]

"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN???"

[CLOCKWORKMANTIS]

More entertaining than watching some old bitch look at a piece of paper for a while

[6799killer]

only when there talking about german politics

[videogamenostalgia]

He's taking advantage of the fact that she's on TV and she HAS to read the news. He could whip his dick out on live TV and she wouldn't be able to do shit. He could dip his ballsack into her jacket pocket, and she wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING about it...

[slayer174u]

We all black, when the lights go out!

[ThumbsUpMike]

Like a ninja!

like he wasnt even there

[superdedupperman]

she actualy says: goodmorning at start and the black man repplies goodmorning back, gues he thought she was talking to him :p

[deathnotedo]

click cc click transcrive audo <<< the real phail!

[TheRome111]

black man in germany win

[Jaerad333]

I clicked on it because I thought she was a man

[FlugSimulatorXfan]

Endlich mal was deutsches :DDDD

[Zkenrzttan]

i don't got nothing looks like fun fun fun fun fun sexual activity but that this city. XD Woot!?

[CookiesAndGuns95]

It's German NewsChannel Nein !

[Rawlings808]

I just shit a house full of bricks! I found the black guy!

[juanchis44]

CIA must hire this guy

[milah2010]

LMAO I LOVE HOW HE WALKED STRAIGHT UP IN THERE & THEN LEFT WITH HIS HEAD DUCKED!!!!! lol

[HiddenDataFilms]

Haha... Ich liche das ^^

[diemutterfuckerdie]

@HiddenDataFilms wut?

[HiddenDataFilms]

@diemutterfuckerdie .... German... silly this is a German newscast :) So I just spoke in my language lol ^^

[diemutterfuckerdie]

@HiddenDataFilms wtf?

[HiddenDataFilms]

@diemutterfuckerdie... Forget it... ^^ This was a long time ago. I just simply said "I love this" :D

[diemutterfuckerdie]

@HiddenDataFilms no, i love this is "ich liebe da" not "liche"

[diemutterfuckerdie]

@HiddenDataFilms no you didn´t

[CookiesAndGuns95]

@diemutterfuckerdie I'm gonna be saying 'what' to you for not even writing 'what' correctly. Can anybody spell now in days?

[SlayTheProphet]

CC subtitles at 0:06:

"I don't got nothing looks like fun fun fun fun fun sexual activity but that this city."

[PIRAKAS666]

MOOUUWNEN

[yokris0]

Smooth james bond

[MustangGTV806333]

German TV is always funny.

[Deathtollpictures]

Turn on transcribed audio ( CC ) for extra fun.....actually saved the video for me.

[JobecRichardson]

@Deathtollpictures My word :D

[jack390]

nothing really funny...

[tubs6199]

Damn they just got robbed... LIVE!

[pwningtoenail]

Stealth mode activated...

[CentralPerkHangout]

...so they just zoom in... XD

[TheBleZZt]

Hmmm I cant see anything special .....

[katprincess929]

LOL that was hilarious!!! XD

[TheSoloPilot]

Black guy: "They'll never see me!...god damnit"

[ogiler]

what i couldnt see anything

[123ModoNauer]

black dude: yeah i´m on TV

[josh182389]

guten morgen

morgen!

Dude!! She wasn't greeting you!!

[dartzu]

Nigga stole mah bike

[IQ20000Berta]

Maybe he is the boyfriend of her. She looks very happy.

[animelove2021]

I love how they zoom in on her, and when they do he moves into frame again.:P

[bonesethero]

what would be funy was if the black man does some sex actions lip-syncing...sex bomb sex boomb

[Dastsx]

Isn't weird how she says "Good morning" even tough they are speaking another idiom?

[MrMaxkong]

new anchor:good morning

 dude: mownnn lmao

[VideoHunter137]

lol almost a ninja

[elroma22]

I barely saw him

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

if it was a black background, you wouldn't see him

[AnimationAnimater12]

how is this fail?

[Deimtime]

Black guy: "Finally I got a new job!"

Boss: "You`re fired!"

[JTJV2]

he was looking for the kfc

[Zetridor]

Black guys are adaptable in the shadows.

[hustler2406]

MOUUUWNING lmao

[GreatGatsby243]

cartman: damn poor people always trying to get on television

[MrMegaFreaky]

Voll dreist. xD

[PabloBristly]

He was stealing crap out of her purse

[MrJamesdryable]

@PabloBristly no he wasn't.

[Ifeuersturm]

u see how the camera zooms in

SNEAKY :DD

[Derethevil]

The techniquan is a spy!

[ScraPp1CocO]

He saw a Banana under the Table xD

[TheScissorsCut]

StageHand WIN! He's on TV

[4lge]

Spy sappin my desk!

[supacoolishome]

he must have thought it was night

[RafEmo09]

ninja!

[Rikarduh]

mom i'm on tv!

[swaymasterpyce]

@Rikarduh -pops over head- Get yo ass back ta work!

[freshlilblade]

Yo, assholes,

Stop spamming up videos with your stupid arguments. Don't you think people get sick and tired of seeing combative asses like you fight over stupid shit ALLLL the damn time? Don't get so pissy.. it's the fucking internet. Get over yourselves. Please

[Lanyschen1992]

and he answered her xDD L´lmao!!

[glockzup]

i think the TV station was being robbed,LMAO!

[emsierocks1]

lol wat a fuckin idiot

[Elune137]

It must be cruel to read all this stuff while trying not to roar with laughter...poor lady;

I watch tagesschau quite often but I missed this scene...damn (I guess I have never watched the morning news version).

[Fajjani]

Now that's why you don't let niggers run loose in TV studios.

[RohanCAF]

@Fajjani You're an idiot.

[Fajjani]

@RohanCAF Not really. You're just an political correct asshole or a nigger yourself. There is a reason why there is no functional African country.

[RohanCAF]

@Fajjani That comment proves that I was right. You ARE an idiot.

[Fajjani]

@RohanCAF Not quite so, no. Why don't you give me an impartial answer, or better yet, tell me why you call me an idiot. I would be interested to hear it.

[RohanCAF]

@Fajjani I really can't be bothered anymore. I've tried to argue with other idiots, like yourself, for years and years, but not only are you too blind to see the glaringly obvious, you're also completely ignorant to arguments defending any other point of view than your own. Calling people who won't agree with you (a vast majority) brainwashed (no, you didn't, but just might as well have) or politically correct assholes really tells me more than enough about you.

[Fajjani]

@RohanCAF Stop being so disgustingly presumptuous. You do not know anything of my opinions nor how I will react toward any type of argument that you are willing to present (but it seems like you want to make it easy for yourself and skip that part). You just assume the worst of people who's opinions differs from your own, which in reality, would make you the ignorant one.

So, why don't you tell me why I am an idiot now?

[JoTheAnomaly]

Basic rule of thumb. If you see lens, lens see YOU

[baclibra24]

He is so fired.

[amontepeluso]

Ninja fail.

[OghamTheBold]

They should wear - all green

[ynkrock7]

I mean't zoom at :21.

[ynkrock7]

Haha the zoom at :25 is hilarious!

[schristofalo]

Now I see why Christian Bale freaked out

[shufflespack]

Did he died?

[TubeCentary]

lmao the guy thought she was speaking to him! classic!

[donnyab]

fuckenzee off you isshole

[a4d2d0]

Fired!

[stolenn4me]

at the beginning:"Guten Morgen!" "Morgen!"^^

[ovidiutu]

Did he lived?

[funker6516]

why the fuk do people ask if people died?

[thankyoupourlavideo]

"You got sloppy stage hands 'round 'ere!"

-Keith Moon

[vollFreaky]

German News are the best:D

[Pikaare]

where did he get his ninja skills?

[PoisonXGun]

0:28 PLZ dont look at me!

[Desregaurd]

Anyone notice the subtle zooming of the camera on her to get him out of the shot completely failed?

[PatriaFinlandia]

Cameraman: Dude! Duck! Duck!

Stagehand: Where? I can't see any ducks here.

Cameraman: No you fool. Duck now!

Stagehand: Aw crap. "Flees"----->

[TheDorkySquirrel]

hey it could have been worst he could have just jerked off right there

[DuckWalkers]

Germans...

[AgosLoco]

translation:

news anchor: good morning

black dude : morning!

[cannoir]

@AgosLoco well he's polite

[Canorsherd]

#LOL stupid stagehands 

[isilder]

The'd forgot to set up for the 2nd news presenter.They may have had a tight schedule, something important happening.

OR he just misunderstood instructions.. he thought it was that important, but he was meant to do it when that camera was off line

[Elune137]

@isilder

It's the morning version of the tagesschau. AfaIk they only have a 2nd presenter at the late night version (10:30 pm) called "tagesthemen". I currently cannot remember any person here in Germany that watches the news in the morning, perhaps this is different in the US.

[yackon4game]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? GET OFF OF THE SET YOU STUPID CUUUNNNNT!!!

[kelloggcerealxoxo]

lol german nigga

[MrYungFatal]

Hold up! Is he emptying the trash?

[Mcguinness3]

@MrYungFatal if he was doing that he would've taken the bitch with him.

[MrYungFatal]

@Mcguinness3 #LOL Hell yeah...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pijon68]

Whats with all the Soviet Russia comments?

[prowestaccount]

haha, the moderator was saying good morning to the audience and the stagehand thought it was meant to him thus he also said good morning.

[kunkle493]

She gives off a weird shadow....must be the lighting

[Theladiesman04]

In Soviet Russia stagehand read news

[CuteYummy4]

@Theladiesman04 dude shes not russian you dumb ass

[godly04]

Stole her panties

[kittytaekwondo]

He's trying to be a ninja

[stormeagle]

omfg he's sooooooooooo stealthy

[PSNvorcia]

@stormeagle Hes a Solid Snake wannabe

[1337boiboi]

@stormeagle duh! he's black!

[FirmLikeMutton7]

maybe i'm not the only one who thinks i'm invisible

[Randy1337]

She says good morning to the audience and the guy replies "good morning" :D

[mickmos]

i dont think he died. did he?

[EventuallyWeMerge]

Holy SHIT! At 0:28 seconds I didn't even NOTICE him walking away!

[entehrend]

did he die?